“Why will Babua remove Bake?” – Agron Gjekmarkaj’s satirical analysis of the changes in the Government: The place of pigeons where Elva will kill Margariti!

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FROM AGRON GJEKMARKAJ

The authority of “Kronike” also as a first-hand news agency was completely consolidated. She said that Babo Virani was going to make refreshments in the government, and after two days, he did.

For this Babua deserves thanks. He, as its main and loyal reader, thinks to save the honor and reputation of this prosperous and inclusive publishing institution.

Within it, the parliamentary life appears with its cheerful and true colors.

Now each deputy is an irreplaceable shareholder. Salianji believes this so much that it’s no wonder he begs for the hell out of it. The well-wisher has a heavy hand. We barely bag some trash and some cheese with this job.

We said that Babo will remove Marguerite. It is with a broken heart that we gave this news, knowing how much Ina Zhupa will be missed, as well as the rest of us.

Now its place is occupied by Gonxja, writer, poet, historian, dancer, archaeologist, violinist, embroiderer, and painter whose health has improved and will occupy two cubic meters of space.

For a while, he explained the workings of cars so well, no oil, no filters, no tires, no steering wheel, that he seemed like a mechanical and generic incomparable.

Ogerte’s fate, Ciu and Tezja, are without pretensions to excel on the right side of the government among those runanic deshers like Gonxja and Ulsia.

The carrion beetle still looks like a willow tree. The boredom of leaving Margeriti, for whom Babo would find another place for pigeons, will be a long suffering. We are in big trouble.

We have friends and enemies, how did you know, who told you, they were looking for the source more persistently than Spaku?!

But why would we defecate?! Not even in the night of the grave. Only to Jorushi of Tabake, who needs to break the rhythm of boredom with fresh news, we told her that Babua himself starts the news, so that the world is prepared and does not suddenly fight. Anxiety is his governing style. He was surprised, but not happy. He laughed ungratefully. This was the least.

A big shout out to Bake’s staff. The delivery was slow. But why will you remove Babua Bake? He’s behaving well, he doesn’t bother her, he doesn’t make her tick! Is Baba happy? Rejoice, we say. He is also happy, they say. Are you bored? We say sorry. They say he’s a nuisance too. What’s the matter, why all this fuss? Yes, “Kronika” has written that Margerit will be killed by Babua instead of Bake. The first half turned out to be true. You have the mouth of the Chronicle to roar. Yes, blessed mother, not now, we had it in perspective! Say hello to Bake that he is a good man, tell him that he will eat his winters one by one, gently, gently, comfortably, then we’ll see what we do. Grandfather has a big heart and enjoys sevap and rijana.

As if they calmed down a little but not completely. They ran away turning their heads back. We had another worry. Ditmari had made an article, thankfully he hadn’t ended up with the long ones, this time he had dropped it. He started more or less with the idea that everyone should think for themselves. This news took Babo to Shengjin. Urgently, he called Major Niko, Klos, Nasip, Toni and Chuchi, Tao was not there, he begged the problems of the Macedonian Albanians there. What do you think of this? Everyone think in their head? There was a grave silence. Nikua took the floor: this is the greatest humiliation, this is a provocation, if we were to think here, each one of us would not go from victory to victory. After thinking for a long time, Ulsia gave him a solution. We only need thought to shake ours to accept what Babo says. It was like a ray of light for Chuchi and Toni that the situation was resolved. Babo did not express himself. Nasip congratulated Ulsina for what he felt for a long time but did not have the intellectual strength to limit it.

When evil comes, open the door. The leader who seeks perspective Gazi called us in the magazine first. We were offended if you were a scumbag, you were a haramsezer, the fifth column among us. Don’t lose my trust even of the Prime Minister, Leader Muli, that I burn my hand in the fire for you! But why do we tell a good man what injustice we have done? You have made a mockery of the regime with these things you write! You decorate them with pompous names, not “chronicle” not “satire”, all are codes of communication with the head of Medusa.

We swore we are sworn enemies, how loudly we called down the regime, down Babo the villain was looking at us with contempt and did not believe. We will gather for you from now on, every publication will be censored. He said before that the commission composed of Mrs. Kalaja, Mrs. Edhit and Mrs. Garo, the center of the first, the political intuition of the second and the coldness of the third will temper them, edit them and then they can become a weapon for the enemy. .

This is an order, he said. Swear, we will see if the international godmothers force Baba to withdraw from his arrogance and let go of the reins of the constitution, we will work on him with thunderous speeches in the Assembly! No, he said first, they pass it to the adaptation committee and then read it. Who knows what awaits us after this thanksgiving that we are starting with Mamice’s secret post. She, with her senses, distinguishes the truth from the poison in every haberr, escape from the order.

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