By Lutfi Dervishi
While the special prosecutors are engaged in the sacred mission to clean the corridors, annexes, kitchen and toilets of Albanian politics, an unheard of event interrupted the momentum of the cleaning and the nation held its breath.
A special prosecutor lost his cell phone. An iPhone-type cell phone from those that today’s young people also use to make a phone call.
Immersed in contemporary legal doctrine, armed with the practice of Strasbourg and with an unquenchable thirst for the truth, the prosecutors were not recovering from the big blow: how is it possible that in the house of accusation where there are only accusers and accused disaster happens, the cell phone “evaporates”?
And when did the disaster happen? At the best moment, when the public’s trust reached the tops of the building of the house of justice.
A prosecutor can lose a file, he can lose his mind, they can even take his wallet because we are human, but how can they take your cell phone?!
The crime reporters, these hunters of human iniquities and sins, rushed to pour salt on the open wound.
Exciting headlines flashed across television screens.
Live reports from the scene caused people to stop sipping their coffee and absorb every word the reporters referred to as “my sources”.
Evening television interrupted educational programs and called in the army of experts to comment on the “event of the century”
As far as I know, the iPhone itself has a “find me” option and a computer, or laptop, or iPad, or even a cell phone is enough and this issue is resolved – said a technology expert.
If this was the case, it would have been found in the meantime – rushed to intervene the moderator who had called four guests to the show who played the flute in a hole.
On a television where the opposition is criticized 24 hours a day for not governing the country, the commentator known more as a paid lawyer of the government made an intervention that left even the independent leader of the program speechless.
“Here we must bear in mind that the prosecutor is doing a great service to the country by making carpets on the hill of abuses, with the mountain of denunciations,… but we must bear in mind that even the one who was able to take the iPhone from the prosecutor has perform a great act. I’m not saying it’s good or bad because I’m not the Pope who issues verdicts, but the gesture is unprecedented. Big! Magnificent! So I take my hat off to the prosecutor for the mission he has undertaken and I bow to him who has managed to bother the man of the accusation even a little.
It had never happened that someone in one sentence was both the accused and the accused, as the old people say, the slanderer is both the hunter and the rabbit.
While the evening shows turned the prosecutor’s lost iPhone into a national issue, the people of the prosecution, in full accordance with the old advice: “the good man pulls the ass out of the mud”, jumped into action.
Within 1 minute, they received a letter from the judge about seizing a journalist’s cell phone. The judge apologized to the prosecutor for the delay of 60 seconds.
The seized cell phone of the journalist made it possible for the prosecutors to quickly find the kidnapper of the iPhone. From the communications between the journalists, the investigators realized that the prosecutor had lost his cell phone while performing his duties.
On a routine day for the prosecutor, during a long questioning session with a high-ranking official, the latter not only denied the accusation of theft of public funds, but, driven by inexplicable motives, managed to take the iPhone from the prosecutor
From the communications on the seized cell phone of the journalist, one sentence remained in the prosecutor’s mind. “These are masters, they also steal the prosecutor”
