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        "rendered": "<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nga Ylli Dylgjeri<\/p>\n<p>U hap\u00ebn negociatat p\u00ebr n\u00eb BE!<\/p>\n<p>Nuk di si tua p\u00ebrshkruaj ato \u00e7aste o miq. Nj\u00eb festim i papar\u00eb! Po tundej dheu.T\u00ebrmeti i fundit 7.5 ball\u00eb u harrua nga thirrjet frenetike n\u00eb mikrofon t\u00eb udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsit modern Taulant Balla: Fitoreeeeee!<br \/>\nU hap\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00ebn! Fest\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb!<br \/>\nSkenari i pritjes s\u00eb LIDERIT ishte shkruar p\u00ebr t\u00ebr\u00eb nat\u00ebn nga vet\u00eb Ai q\u00eb e ideoi, sakrifikoi, drejtoi, kuror\u00ebzoi, dhe n\u00eb fund firmosi k\u00ebt\u00eb fitore historike t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb.<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nBusti i Liderit Global po derdhej i t\u00ebri n\u00eb \u00e7okollat\u00eb n\u00eb sheshin Sk\u00ebnderbej, aty ku dikur rrinte diktatori mbi nj\u00eb piedestal betoni.Deri tani skemi par\u00eb gj\u00eb, tani do t\u00eb shohim l\u00ebpirje n\u00eb \u00e7okollat\u00ebn Ed.<br \/>\nTapeti i kuq ishte shtruar nga Rinasi n\u00eb Q\u00ebnd\u00ebr.<br \/>\nTirana po skuqej nga dekori, dritat, fishekzjarret dhe bu\u00e7imat e k\u00ebng\u00ebs q\u00eb drejtohej nga dora e dirigjentit Fon Er Velija.<br \/>\nNd\u00ebrkohe, Opozita po nxihej nga romuzet e Elisa &amp;Co. Karikaturat me figurat e udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsve t\u00eb saj na kujtonin Daj Samin n\u00eb festat e komunizmit. Fonia po p\u00ebrs\u00ebriste pa fund premtimin e Liderit Global me mjek\u00ebr:<br \/>\n&#8220;Me \u00e7izme, pa \u00e7izme, me taka, pa taka, me k\u00ebpuc\u00eb, pa k\u00ebpuc\u00eb, Ne do ti hapim negociatat, Ne do ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb antare t\u00eb bashkimit Europian!&#8221;<br \/>\nN\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb atmosfere elektrizuese, autobuzi i kuq dykat\u00ebsh, mbante n\u00eb bordin e tij komb\u00ebtaren Qeveris\u00ebse, q\u00eb s\u00eb bashku me nj\u00eb tak\u00ebm ambasador\u00ebsh, me duart lart, e me &#8220;buzeqeshje Gent Cake&#8221; p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndesnin popullin e elektrizuar. I vetmi Ambasador i hutuar, ishte Ai i OSBE q\u00eb n\u00eb shashtisje t\u00eb plot\u00eb nga turma ngrinte gishtin e mesit.<br \/>\nPrap thirrje: Europ\u00eb, Europ\u00eb! K\u00ebnga ushtonte anekand sheshit me t\u00eb bukur te saj:<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Tirana e kuqe,<br \/>\nTirana e Partis\u00eb,<br \/>\nGjysma e Erion Velis\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb mes tyre, kamerat e TV te Aleksander Frangajt po fiksonin me kostumin roze filantropistin Alexand\u00ebr Sorros&#8230;t\u00eb ardhur enkas p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuror\u00ebzuar lodhjen e viteve t\u00eb babait, gjyshit, dhe Atij ne k\u00ebto 30 vjet.<br \/>\nE k\u00ebshtu do kalonin or\u00ebt, mes thirrjeve, g\u00ebzimit, shampanj\u00ebs dhe ambulancave q\u00eb shoq\u00ebroni t\u00eb dehur<br \/>\ne t\u00eb tredhur p\u00ebr ndihm\u00ebn e shpejt n\u00eb spitalet e kryeqytetit&#8230;<br \/>\nNd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb m\u00ebngjezi po zbardhte.<br \/>\nU zgjova i trembur. \u00c7u\u00e7i, ma\u00e7oku, sapo e kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb p\u00ebrmjerjen e par\u00eb. Bashk\u00eb me er\u00ebn e saj, nj\u00eb radio njoftonte larg nj\u00eb lajm:<br \/>\n&#8230;Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb dhe Maqedonis\u00eb, nuk i ishin hapur negociatat nga BE. Kisha q\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb end\u00ebr&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00c7ohem i trembur! Shkoj dhe un\u00eb n\u00eb tualet&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>",
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