Nga Ismet Drishti<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb nat\u00eb kryeministri Edi Rama sheh nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr t\u00eb keqe dhe \u00e7ohet nga shtrati qull n\u00eb djers\u00eb. \u00cbnd\u00ebrra kishte qen\u00eb e frikshme! Nga Ismet Drishti Nj\u00eb nat\u00eb kryeministri Edi Rama sheh nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr t\u00eb keqe dhe \u00e7ohet nga shtrati qull n\u00eb djers\u00eb. \u00cbnd\u00ebrra kishte qen\u00eb e frikshme! Shkon ti hudh\u00eb nj\u00eb grusht uj\u00eb faqeve dhe sheh veten n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb q\u00eb ishte zbardhur e b\u00ebr\u00eb meit. Vendos q\u00eb t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen q\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb e t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":57603,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-121080","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/57603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nShkon ti hudh\u00eb nj\u00eb grusht uj\u00eb faqeve dhe sheh veten n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb q\u00eb ishte zbardhur e b\u00ebr\u00eb meit.
\nVendos q\u00eb t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen q\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb e t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehet te nj\u00eb prift megjith\u00ebse nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb besimtar.
\nDhe ashtu b\u00ebn.
\nMe t\u00eb dal\u00eb nga sht\u00ebpia ndalon te kisha e par\u00eb q\u00eb sheh e niset drejt vendit t\u00eb rr\u00ebfimit. Ulet dhe I thot\u00eb priftit – At\u00eb kam ardhur t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehem!
\n– Q\u00eb kur nuk je rr\u00ebfyer biri im – e pyet prifti.
\n– 30 vjet at\u00eb!
\nKurioz p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb njeri prifti kthen kok\u00ebn ta shoh\u00eb dhe e njeh menj\u00ebher\u00eb.
\n– Mos jeni Edi Rama kryeministri?
\n– Po at\u00eb!
\n– Ai i Rilindjes?!
\n– Po at\u00eb.
\n– M\u00eb vjen keq bir i per\u00ebndis\u00eb por un\u00eb nuk kam kompetenc\u00eb t’ju rr\u00ebfej. Duhet t\u00eb shkoni te peshkopi!
\nNgrihet Rama dhe niset p\u00ebr te peshkopi. P\u00ebrs\u00ebritet gjith\u00e7ka. I thot\u00eb peshkopit q\u00eb ka ardhur t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehet.
\n– Peshkopi e sheh i \u00e7uditur dhe e pyet: Mos jeni Edi Rama?
\n– Po
\n– Kryeministri i Rilindjes?
\n– Po po.
\n– Ai Sk\u00ebnderbeu i Spiropalit?
\n– Eh po hir\u00ebsi!
\n– M\u00eb vjen keq bir por nuk kam kompetenc\u00eb t’ju rr\u00ebfej. Duhet t\u00eb shkoni patjet\u00ebr n\u00eb Vatikan!
\nTashm\u00eb jo ve\u00e7se i trembur por edhe i \u00e7uditur i k\u00ebrkon menj\u00ebher\u00eb takim Atit t\u00eb shenjt\u00eb. E pranojn\u00eb. Shkon si Papa.
\n– At i shenjt\u00eb kam ardhur t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehem!
\n– Mos je Edi Rama?
\n– Po at\u00eb!
\n– Kryeministri i k\u00ebtij vendit matan\u00eb Adriatikut? Ti q\u00eb ke b\u00ebr\u00eb PPP – t\u00eb? Ti q\u00eb ke b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb ikin nga vendi mbi 500.000 vet\u00eb? Ti q\u00eb ke dal\u00eb n\u00eb foto lakuriq e q\u00eb shkon n\u00eb takime me atlete e shallvare?!
\n– Po at\u00eb i shenjt\u00eb.
\n– M\u00eb vjen keq bir i per\u00ebndis\u00eb por un\u00eb nuk kam kompetenc\u00eb t’ju rr\u00ebfej. Do zbres\u00ebsh k\u00ebtej posht\u00eb e do shkosh deri n\u00eb fund t\u00eb tunelit. Aty do i rr\u00ebfehesh zotit se prej aty na d\u00ebgjon!
\nZbret Rama e shkon deri n\u00eb fund t\u00eb galeris\u00eb. Atje posht\u00eb nj\u00eb kryq i madh dhe Krishti i gozhduar n\u00eb p\u00ebrmasa reale.
\n– Zoti im kam ardhur t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehem. Jam…
\n– L\u00ebre l\u00ebre se e di kush je dhe t\u00eb gjitha \u00e7far\u00eb ke b\u00ebr\u00eb e \u00e7far\u00eb u ke b\u00ebr\u00eb njer\u00ebzve t\u00eb tu. T\u00eb gjith\u00ebve u cakton se sa her\u00eb duhet t\u00eb thon\u00eb “Fal\u00ebmi M\u00ebri” kurse ti duhet tu thuash 1000 her\u00eb faleminderit Izraelit\u00ebve!
\n– Izraelit\u00ebve zoti im?! Nuk po kuptoj?!
\n– Izraelit\u00ebve q\u00eb m\u00eb kan\u00eb gozhduar k\u00ebtu, se t\u00eb mundja, do kisha zbritur e do t\u00eb shk…. piiiiiippppppp<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"