Manual p\u00ebr kurva<\/p>\n
Q\u00eb ta di \u00e7far\u00eb k\u00ebshille t\u00eb jap, duhet t\u00eb di \u00e7far\u00eb kurve je.
\nN\u00ebse je kurv\u00eb mediatike, ta zem\u00eb, karaputan\u00eb gazete ose reviste, mos rresht s\u00eb ngrituri n\u00eb qiell laviret e \u00e7fardolloji. Bushtrat q\u00eb paguajn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb n\u00eb faqet e para me ngjyra dhe t\u00eb fotoshopuara b\u00ebji t\u00eb duken 23 kur jan\u00eb nja 55 dhe num\u00ebrojua nj\u00eb nga nj\u00eb dashnor\u00ebt e \u00ebnd\u00ebrrave dhe partner\u00ebt imagjinar\u00eb me t\u00eb gjitha tekat, veset, prirjet, perversitetet.
\nN\u00ebse je baxhell\u00eb televizive, p\u00ebrdore video-kuvll\u00ebkun me zot\u00ebsin\u00eb e duhur. Hiqu sikur nuk e ke sa t\u00eb tjerat por t\u00eb gj\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00eb dhe t\u00eb gjat\u00eb nga k\u00ebrthiza te kurrizi n\u00eb form\u00eb harku. Fto n\u00eb studio hajdut\u00ebt m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenj t\u00eb pushtetit, politik\u00ebs, biznesit, me t\u00eb cil\u00ebt mund t\u00eb b\u00ebsh kombinime interesi nga m\u00eb t\u00eb leverdisshmet. Me fukarenjt\u00eb s’ke pun\u00eb, nga ata s’del gj\u00eb.
\nPo je rruspie e Shoq\u00ebris\u00eb Civile kaloje koh\u00ebn n\u00ebp\u00ebr konferenca, sympoziume, restorante. Hiqu sikur je me t\u00eb dobtit, me t\u00eb pambrojturit, me fukarenjt\u00eb. Nga ana tjet\u00ebr thur dhe zbato strategjira si t\u00eb vjedh\u00ebsh t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn 95 % t\u00eb fondeve kushtuar rrjepacak\u00ebve.
\nMaksikurva, superkurva, hyperkurva, kurva e kurvave, kurva politike, s’ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr k\u00ebshilla se \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00eb shkenc\u00ebtare e kurvll\u00ebkut.
\nPor mund t\u00eb jesh\u00eb kurv\u00eb e zakon\u00ebshme, kurv\u00eb ordinere. P\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb numurit t\u00eb madh dhe n\u00eb rritje t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj lloj kurve si dhe laryshis\u00eb marramend\u00ebse k\u00ebt\u00eb lloj kurve e karakterizon; e re, e vjet\u00ebr, e bukur, e pabukur, amatore, profesioniste, me ose pa patent\u00eb kurvlliku, kurva ordinere \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e v\u00ebshtira p\u00ebr t’i dh\u00ebn\u00eb k\u00ebshilla, \u00e7’ka nuk e marr p\u00ebrsip\u00ebr ta b\u00ebj.
\nMirpo, ngaq\u00eb kurvlliku s’ka fund, ndoshta je st\u00ebrkurv\u00eb, lavire, rruspie, baxhell\u00eb. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb rast, ta b\u00ebsh gjoksin sa t\u00eb lop\u00ebs, t’i frysh buz\u00ebt si idh, ti b\u00ebsh dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt sa t\u00eb kalit, t\u00eb vesh\u00ebsh n\u00eb behar nj\u00eb kanotjere q\u00eb shpatullat nga mbrapa t\u00eb duken si byth\u00eb, t’i thuash babit “ik o idiot”, t’i klith\u00ebsh mamit “qepe moj shtrig\u00eb”, t\u00eb mos lexosh kurr\u00eb nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr, pra n\u00ebse je kurv\u00eb q\u00eb i ke thyer t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto rekorde, nuk do t\u00eb thot\u00eb q\u00eb ke marr\u00eb fund. Gjej shpejteshpejt ndonj\u00eb budalla merre p\u00ebr burr\u00eb.
\nGjithesi, \u00e7fardolloj kurve t\u00eb jesh, kur d\u00ebgjon t\u00eb flitet p\u00ebr Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb mos t\u00eb marrin p\u00ebr kurv\u00eb injorante, urgjent degdise muhabetin n\u00eb Itali, Franc\u00eb, Amerik\u00eb, Gjermani, ku jetohet p\u00ebr s\u00eb mbari, ka shkolla t\u00eb mira, ushqime t\u00eb sh\u00ebndet\u00ebshme, shoq\u00ebri qefi, pun\u00eb t\u00eb lehta q\u00eb paguhen sa s’ta rrok mendja. B\u00ebj kujdes gjithashtu q\u00eb n\u00ebse dikush do t\u00eb cil\u00ebsoj\u00eb kurv\u00eb, falenderoje. Thuaji se n\u00eb diktatur\u00eb kishim m\u00eb tep\u00ebr kurva se goca t\u00eb mira dhe m\u00eb pak \u00e7una t\u00eb mir\u00eb q\u00eb vdesin p\u00ebr kurva se goca t\u00eb mira q\u00eb kishin qef kurvar\u00eb. Nd\u00ebrsa n\u00eb demokraci kemi m\u00eb tep\u00ebr goca t\u00eb mira se kurva dhe m\u00eb tep\u00ebr kurvar\u00eb q\u00eb vdesin p\u00ebr goca t\u00eb mira se kurva q\u00eb kan\u00eb qef \u00e7una t\u00eb mir\u00eb. P\u00ebrdore l\u00ebmshin me goca, \u00e7una, kurva, kurvar\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb qart\u00ebsuar pse edhe at\u00ebhere edhe tani nga martesat e shqiptar\u00ebve dalin aq shum\u00eb bastarda. Nga k\u00ebto qart\u00ebsime, n\u00eb fakt nuk do kuptoj\u00eb kurkush kurgj\u00eb. Po \u00e7’r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi ka kuptojn\u00eb a s’kuptojn\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb thot\u00eb kurva. R\u00ebnd\u00ebsi ka t\u00eb pushkatohet koha n\u00eb kafene, t\u00eb nxihet dita me muhabete, t\u00eb zbardhet nata para televizorit. N\u00ebse me k\u00ebto k\u00ebshilla p\u00ebr kurva ti e dashur lexuese s’ke t\u00eb b\u00ebsh aspak, madje as nuk i kupton dot, frik\u00ebn se ndonj\u00eb dit\u00eb n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb do t\u00eb vrasi ndonj\u00eb burr\u00eb s’ta heq dot asnj\u00eb manual. B\u00ebj t\u00eb vetmen gj\u00eb q\u00eb n\u00eb vendin e kurvave, kurvar\u00ebve, hajdut\u00ebve, bandit\u00ebve, nj\u00eb femre p\u00ebr s\u00eb mbari i lejohet t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb; Ngjitu n\u00eb Qiell pasi t\u00eb jesh\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb copash kur sapo je hedhur nga nj\u00eb grata\u00e7iel.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Manual p\u00ebr kurva Q\u00eb ta di \u00e7far\u00eb k\u00ebshille t\u00eb jap, duhet t\u00eb di \u00e7far\u00eb kurve je. N\u00ebse je kurv\u00eb mediatike, ta zem\u00eb, karaputan\u00eb gazete ose reviste, mos rresht s\u00eb ngrituri n\u00eb qiell laviret e \u00e7fardolloji. Bushtrat q\u00eb paguajn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb n\u00eb faqet e para me ngjyra dhe t\u00eb fotoshopuara b\u00ebji t\u00eb duken 23 kur […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":123068,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-123067","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123067\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/123068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}