– Alo! 127? M\u00eb falni por kam nj\u00eb arm\u00eb pa leje..<\/p>\n
– Ju lutem merrni 129 -\u00ebn! L\u00ebshoni linj\u00ebn se jemi t\u00eb ngarkuar<\/p>\n
*\u00a0 *\u00a0 *<\/p>\n
– Alo! 129 -a? Kam nj\u00eb arm\u00eb pa leje.<\/p>\n
– \u00c7’ lloj arme ke mo?<\/p>\n
– Abidol<\/p>\n
– Pistolet\u00eb? Pushk\u00eb? Automatik?<\/p>\n
– \u00cbsht\u00eb ila\u00e7 q\u00eb ma kan\u00eb sjell\u00eb nga Rusia p\u00ebr koronavirusin. Po m’thon\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb pa leje. Kryeministri ka th\u00ebn\u00eb se jemi n\u00eb luft\u00eb. Mbr\u00ebm\u00eb ka patur bombardime gjat\u00eb nat\u00ebs. Nuk pushonin teshtimat n\u00eb kat t\u00eb shtat\u00eb. Mua m\u00eb duket se jam plagosur. Mora k\u00ebt\u00eb arm\u00ebn por u kujtova se \u00ebsht\u00eb pa leje…<\/p>\n
– Mos u shqet\u00ebsoni! Rrini n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe prisni se po vijn\u00eb aleat\u00ebt!<\/p>\n
– Kush jan\u00eb aleat\u00ebt?<\/p>\n
– Urgjenca e psikiatris\u00eb<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Alo! 127? M\u00eb falni por kam nj\u00eb arm\u00eb pa leje.. – Ju lutem merrni 129 -\u00ebn! L\u00ebshoni linj\u00ebn se jemi t\u00eb ngarkuar *\u00a0 *\u00a0 * – Alo! 129 -a? Kam nj\u00eb arm\u00eb pa leje. – \u00c7’ lloj arme ke mo? – Abidol – Pistolet\u00eb? Pushk\u00eb? Automatik? – \u00cbsht\u00eb ila\u00e7 q\u00eb ma kan\u00eb sjell\u00eb nga […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2020,"featured_media":124227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[239],"tags":[357,354,356,358],"class_list":{"0":"post-124226","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-humor","8":"tag-arme","9":"tag-covid","10":"tag-ilac","11":"tag-polic"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2020"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124226\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/124227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}