{"id":124245,"date":"2020-03-30T13:30:08","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T11:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=124245"},"modified":"2020-03-30T13:30:41","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T11:30:41","slug":"nga-edi-hali-une-dhe-covid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/nga-edi-hali-une-dhe-covid\/","title":{"rendered":"Nga Edi Hali: &#8220;Un\u00eb dhe Covid&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un\u00eb dhe Covid 19<\/p>\n<p>Jam i lumtur! Kam nj\u00eb leje nga qeveria p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb n\u00eb orarin 11:00 deri 12:00 p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb pazar p\u00ebr familjen time. Dhe po afrohet ora&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ora 10:57\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ja ku jam, krejt af\u00ebr der\u00ebs s\u00eb jashtme, i pajisur m\u00eb s\u00eb miri me atlete, pantallona me shum\u00eb xhepa, bluz\u00eb sportive, mask\u00ebn t\u00eb varur n\u00eb qaf\u00eb dhe dorezat e gom\u00ebs n\u00eb xhep. Emocionet shtohen dhe befas i kuptoj ndjenjat q\u00eb i kaplojn\u00eb ata pilot\u00ebt e Formula 1 teksa afrohet ai<br \/>\nsekondi kur duhet t\u00eb l\u00ebshohen n\u00eb pist\u00eb. Dicka e till\u00eb duhet t\u00eb jet\u00eb, them me vete. Apo\u2026?<br \/>\nHej dreq, paska shkuar 11:01 ora nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb!<br \/>\nMos mendo! I them vetes.<br \/>\nVepro!<br \/>\nTurrem shkall\u00ebve p\u00ebr posht\u00eb si djal\u00eb i ri dhe arrij n\u00eb oborrin e pallatit.<br \/>\nMooos\u2026kam harruar list\u00ebn!<br \/>\nKthehem dhe filloj ngjitjen m\u00eb t\u00eb shpejt\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebtyre 25 viteve t\u00eb fundit t\u00eb 4 kateve. Duke mu marr\u00eb fryma, nuk flas fare por, rr\u00ebmbej<br \/>\nlist\u00ebn dhe riturrem p\u00ebrposht\u00eb. Gjunj\u00ebt nuk e kan\u00eb m\u00eb entuziazmin e<br \/>\nzbritjes s\u00eb par\u00eb. E ul pak ritmin dhe dal n\u00eb oborr dhe shikoj or\u00ebn.<br \/>\nOra 11:05<br \/>\n\u2026aaah\u2026I humba 5 minuta<br \/>\nNisem me hap t\u00eb shpejt\u00eb drejt supermarketit krej af\u00ebr sht\u00ebpis\u00eb sime.<br \/>\nAjri i past\u00ebr, i pandotur nga makinat nuk m\u00eb b\u00ebn fare p\u00ebrshtypje. As cic\u00ebrimat e zogjve n\u00ebp\u00ebr pem\u00eb.<br \/>\nL\u00ebre hajvan, I them vetes. Ke plot aj\u00ebr n\u00eb dritare.<br \/>\nFokusohu!<br \/>\nArrij tek supermarket dhe\u2026gati m\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb gjunj\u00ebt.<br \/>\nNj\u00eb radh\u00eb e gjat\u00eb, me njer\u00ebz q\u00eb rrin\u00eb nga 2 met\u00ebr nj\u00ebri pas tjetrit shtrihet p\u00ebrpara meje. I num\u00ebroj\u2026plot 16 vet\u00eb. Jooo,qenkan 17, nuk e<br \/>\npash\u00eb at\u00eb vajz\u00ebn mb\u00ebshtetur pas pem\u00ebs.<br \/>\nOra 11:09<br \/>\nDy polic\u00eb t\u00eb heshtur afrohen drejt meje dhe e kuptoj q\u00eb duhet t\u00eb tregoj lejen time. Plot krenari, paksa mosp\u00ebrfill\u00ebs, hap telefonin tim dhe u tregoj lejen. Jan\u00eb t\u00eb dy n\u00eb mosh\u00eb dhe duket q\u00eb teknologjia i ka \u00e7akorduar paksa. E shohin me kujdes ekranin e telefonit, plot dyshim por\u2026dor\u00ebzohen.<br \/>\nE kam lejen!<br \/>\nUffff\u2026I qet\u00eb m\u00eb n\u00eb fund.<br \/>\nShikoj list\u00ebn dhe mundohem ta m\u00ebsoj p\u00ebrmend\u00ebsh.<br \/>\nDjali i vog\u00ebl- Pampersa 2 pako, qum\u00ebsht me yndyr\u00eb dhe biskota<br \/>\nP\u00ebr vete- Cigare<br \/>\nGruaja- Nj\u00eb pako nga ato\u2026!!! Aha\u2026lines, i erdh\u00ebn ato dje\u2026<br \/>\nDjali i madh- \u00c7a t\u00eb duash ti o ba m\u00eb tha (ndjehem krenar me t\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb burr\u00eb dhe e kupton situat\u00ebn)<br \/>\nBabai- Vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb brisk rroje<br \/>\nMamaja- Ila\u00e7 p\u00ebr en\u00ebt dhe ila\u00e7 rrobash<br \/>\nBuk\u00eb, limona, portokalle, oriz dhe ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr e cila mund t\u00eb lindte nga fantazia ime duke qen\u00eb brenda n\u00eb dyqan.<br \/>\nOra 11:14<br \/>\nRinum\u00ebroj njer\u00ebzit dhe shoh q\u00eb kam 15 vet\u00eb p\u00ebrpara. Duke qen\u00eb i fort\u00eb n\u00eb matematik\u00eb llogaris q\u00eb, me ritmin 2 minuta p\u00ebr person, m\u00eb duhen rreth 30 minuta q\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00eb vij\u00eb radha.<br \/>\n\u00c7far\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb?<br \/>\nFilloj t\u00eb dridhem. Po kaq shum\u00eb duhet p\u00ebr t\u00eb paguar! Nuk arrij dot\u2026<br \/>\nFilloj t\u2019i kem zili prind\u00ebrit pensionist\u00eb q\u00eb nuk lejohen t\u00eb dalin.<br \/>\nXhelozohem p\u00ebr f\u00ebmij\u00ebt q\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi n\u00eb k\u00ebto raste.<br \/>\nMallkoj veten q\u00eb i b\u00ebra hile sime shoqeje n\u00eb shortin se kush do t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb pazarin.<br \/>\nOra 11:29<br \/>\nMallkoj veten q\u00eb jam i fort\u00eb n\u00eb matematik\u00eb. Jan\u00eb plot 8 vet\u00eb para meje\u2026.<br \/>\nI d\u00ebshp\u00ebruar, filloj t\u00eb b\u00ebj skenar\u00eb p\u00ebr ta zgjidhur situat\u00ebn. Filloj e kujtoj kryefjal\u00ebn e dit\u00ebs<br \/>\n&#8211; Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb luft\u00eb! Po. Luft\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb. Dhe n\u00eb luft\u00eb ligjin e b\u00ebn m\u00eb i forti.<br \/>\nFilloj e ndjehem i ngaz\u00ebllyer. Jam trupmadh, i b\u00ebsh\u00ebm dhe kam nj\u00eb mjek\u00ebrr q\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebn paksa arrogant.<br \/>\nFilloj t\u00eb hetoj bashk\u00ebradhor\u00ebt e mij dhe\u2026i lumtur, konstatoj q\u00eb, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 nj\u00eb tipi q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb 3 vende para meje, t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt i ha kollaj nga ana fizike.<br \/>\nB\u00ebrrylat e t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve p\u00ebrthyhen gjithnj\u00eb e m\u00eb shpesh duke par\u00eb t\u00eb<br \/>\nalarmuar or\u00ebn.<br \/>\nFillojn\u00eb t\u00eb shohin p\u00ebrreth dhe jam i bindur q\u00eb tek t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, koncepti \u201cJemi n\u00eb luft\u00eb\u201d tashm\u00eb ka triumfuar.<br \/>\nKonkurenti im kthen kok\u00ebn dhe m\u00eb n\u00ebnqesh duke vendosur k\u00ebsisoj nj\u00eb far\u00eb aleance t\u00eb heshtur.<br \/>\nNe t\u00eb dy do ja dalim!<br \/>\nOra 11:32<br \/>\nSulemi pothuaj nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, duke e harruar fare virusin e ndyr\u00eb. Shtyhemi dhe futemi n\u00eb supermarket, duke u shp\u00ebrndar\u00eb secili n\u00eb raftet e tij.<br \/>\nDreeeq! Un\u00eb nuk b\u00ebj pazar kurr\u00eb!<br \/>\nKu ta di un\u00eb se ku jan\u00eb mallrat q\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj?<br \/>\nMegjithat\u00eb, nj\u00eb plan madh\u00ebshtor m\u00eb ndri\u00e7on mendjen.<br \/>\nList\u00ebn e di p\u00ebrmend\u00ebsh. Mjafton t\u00eb eci p\u00ebrgjat\u00eb rafteve dhe t\u00eb marr gj\u00ebrat q\u00eb jan\u00eb n\u00eb list\u00eb, E p\u00ebrpunoj n\u00eb kok\u00eb shpejt e shpejt list\u00ebn jo sipas an\u00ebtar\u00ebve t\u00eb familjes por, si mallra ve\u00e7mas.<br \/>\nKjo m\u00eb sjell nj\u00eb rezultat fantastik.<br \/>\nOra 11: 36<br \/>\nKan\u00eb kaluar 4 minuta dhe kam bler\u00eb gjysm\u00ebn e gj\u00ebrave!<br \/>\nFjal\u00ebt q\u00eb shkruhen me g\u00ebrma aq t\u00eb vogla n\u00eb raftet e supermarketit m\u00eb acarojn\u00eb. V\u00eb n\u00eb p\u00ebrdorim gjuh\u00ebt e huaja q\u00eb di. Etiketat jan\u00eb ose<br \/>\nItalisht, ose anglisht.<br \/>\nFillojn\u00eb e marrin kuptim or\u00ebt e st\u00ebrgjata q\u00eb kaloja duke m\u00ebsuar gjuh\u00eb t\u00eb huaja. Dhe mu kujtua m\u00ebsuesja e anglishtes q\u00eb thoshte- Gjuha e huaj \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb arm\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb n\u00eb luft\u00ebn p\u00ebr jet\u00ebn! Ja ku erdhi dita e shp\u00ebrbles\u00ebs!<br \/>\nNgecem paksa tek frutat se kishte disa llojesh. Rr\u00ebmbej ato q\u00eb m\u00eb duken m\u00eb t\u00eb bukura dhe avancoj tek reparti I fundit, ai i mallrave<br \/>\nfamiljare.<br \/>\nOra 11:41<br \/>\nGjej sektorin e pampersave. Upss qenkan me masa t\u00eb ndryshme. Mendo! I<br \/>\nthem vetes.<br \/>\nHap mas\u00ebn e par\u00eb, t\u00ebrheq nj\u00eb pampers dhe filloj t\u00eb imagjinoj mas\u00ebn e byth\u00ebve t\u00eb \u00e7unit t\u00eb vog\u00ebl. Nuk mendoj se k\u00ebto jan\u00eb t\u00eb duhurat. Hap<br \/>\nmas\u00ebn e dyt\u00eb dhe, duke qen\u00eb se nga zanati m\u00eb vjen p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuptuar masat dhe format, jam I bindur q\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb duhurat.<br \/>\nAty pran\u00eb jan\u00eb edhe picetat higjenike p\u00ebr femrat\u2026<br \/>\nNj\u00eb ndales\u00eb e vog\u00ebl\u2026po k\u00ebto me masa jan\u00eb\u2026?<br \/>\nNuk e besoj! Gjithsesi, p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb brenda, marr 3 lloje t\u00eb ndryshme, i bindur q\u00eb me nj\u00ebrin lloj do kem q\u00eblluar n\u00eb shenj\u00eb.<br \/>\nOra 11:48<br \/>\nM\u00eb n\u00eb fund!<br \/>\nEci i leht\u00ebsuar drejt kas\u00ebs.<br \/>\nJa dola, i mora t\u00eb gjitha. Kam t\u00eb drejt\u00eb t\u00eb jem krenar. Familja ime ka k\u00ebto dit\u00eb nj\u00eb burr\u00eb q\u00eb arrin t\u00eb suportoj\u00eb familjen e tij. N\u00ebnqesh me<br \/>\nironi teksa m\u00eb kujtohen kritikat e familjar\u00ebve se un\u00eb jam kokrra e dembelit dhe nuk e \u00e7aj kok\u00ebn p\u00ebr hallet e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb.<br \/>\nImagjinoj fytyrat e mall\u00ebngjyera t\u00eb familjar\u00ebve nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb futem<br \/>\ntriumfator n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, me qeskat plot. Karantinimi do t\u00eb jet\u00eb m\u00eb i leht\u00eb.<br \/>\nE mposhta armikun e paduksh\u00ebm Covid!<br \/>\nKjo \u00ebsht\u00eb luft\u00eb dhe un\u00eb fitova!<br \/>\nOra 11:49<br \/>\nKasa p\u00ebrball\u00eb! I tmerruar shoh q\u00eb jan\u00eb nja 8-9 vet\u00eb p\u00ebrpara.<br \/>\nMooos!<br \/>\nRindez instiktet luftarake dhe tentoj t\u00eb futem dhunsh\u00ebm pa radh\u00eb. Nuk mundem\u2026tubat an\u00ebsor\u00eb nuk lejojn\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se nj\u00eb njeri e gjys\u00ebm t\u00eb kaloj\u00eb. Dhe un\u00eb jam i b\u00ebsh\u00ebm. Po t\u00eb isha i holl\u00eb do t\u00eb mund t\u00eb kaloja duke u shtyr\u00eb.<br \/>\nMbetet t\u00eb shpresoj tek shpejt\u00ebsia e kashieres!<br \/>\nOra 11:57<br \/>\nNj\u00eb autoblind\u00eb, me tre ushtar\u00eb sip\u00ebr saj ndalon tek hyrja e supermarketit. Zbresin t\u00eb tre dhe i pari i tyre futet dhe, me nj\u00eb z\u00eb<br \/>\nushtarak, b\u00ebrtet.<br \/>\n&#8211; Kujt i mbaron leja n\u00eb or\u00ebn 12:00 duhet t\u00eb dal\u00eb urgjent ngadyqani! Ju duhen disa minuta deri sa t\u00eb arrini n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi! Na ndihmoni<br \/>\nqytetar\u00eb! Ne po ruajm\u00eb jet\u00ebt tuaja! N\u00eb rast se kalon ora e liridaljes mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrfundoni me gjob\u00eb ose burg!<br \/>\nI pafuqish\u00ebm, me syt\u00eb me lot dhe me kok\u00eb t\u00eb varur detyrohem t\u00eb l\u00ebviz drejt daljes.<br \/>\nNuk ja dola! Covidi e fitoi luft\u00ebn me mua\u2026<br \/>\nUn\u00eb quhem Edi dhe e humba luft\u00ebn\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un\u00eb dhe Covid 19 Jam i lumtur! Kam nj\u00eb leje nga qeveria p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb n\u00eb orarin 11:00 deri 12:00 p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb pazar p\u00ebr familjen time. Dhe po afrohet ora&#8230; Ora 10:57\u2026 Ja ku jam, krejt af\u00ebr der\u00ebs s\u00eb jashtme, i pajisur m\u00eb s\u00eb miri me atlete, pantallona me shum\u00eb xhepa, bluz\u00eb sportive, mask\u00ebn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":124246,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-124245","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124245\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/124246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}