{"id":124358,"date":"2020-04-04T17:44:31","date_gmt":"2020-04-04T15:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=124358"},"modified":"2020-04-04T17:44:31","modified_gmt":"2020-04-04T15:44:31","slug":"barcoleta-e-dites-qeraxhiu-polici-dhe-virusi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/barcoleta-e-dites-qeraxhiu-polici-dhe-virusi\/","title":{"rendered":"Barcoleta e dit\u00ebs: Qeraxhiu, polici dhe virusi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Alooo! Ju lutem kam nj\u00eb urgjenc\u00eb! Nj\u00eb person k\u00ebtu ka dhembje fyti p\u00ebrp\u00eblitet p\u00ebrtok\u00eb dhe nuk merr frym\u00eb, a ka <strong>coronavirus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ju lutem merrni 127- \u00ebn! <strong>Ata merren me coronavirusin!!<\/strong> Neve jemi policia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Juve, juve ju dua!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ore zot\u00ebri! N\u00ebse i dhemb fyti, nuk merr frym\u00eb, p\u00ebrp\u00eblitet &#8230;.ka shum\u00eb mund\u00ebsi ta ket\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mos! Ma ka ngjitur maskarai!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po sa koh\u00eb ka i s\u00ebmuri n\u00eb at\u00eb gjendje?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nja 5 minuta! \u00cbsht\u00eb ai q\u00eb i kam dh\u00ebn\u00eb dyqanin me qera. Erdhi e m\u00eb tha: &#8221; Ka th\u00ebn\u00eb kryeministri t\u00eb mos e paguaj qeran\u00eb&#8221;. Un\u00eb e kapa vet\u00ebm paaak fare prej fyti dhe padashje e shtr\u00ebngova shum\u00eb&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nga Armir SHKURTI<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Alooo! Ju lutem kam nj\u00eb urgjenc\u00eb! Nj\u00eb person k\u00ebtu ka dhembje fyti p\u00ebrp\u00eblitet p\u00ebrtok\u00eb dhe nuk merr frym\u00eb, a ka coronavirus &#8211; Ju lutem merrni 127- \u00ebn! Ata merren me coronavirusin!! Neve jemi policia&#8230; &#8211; Juve, juve ju dua! &#8211; Ore zot\u00ebri! N\u00ebse i dhemb fyti, nuk merr frym\u00eb, p\u00ebrp\u00eblitet &#8230;.ka shum\u00eb mund\u00ebsi ta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2020,"featured_media":124359,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[239],"tags":[359,371,374,373,358,372],"class_list":{"0":"post-124358","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-humor","8":"tag-armir-shkurti","9":"tag-barcolete","10":"tag-ccorona-virus","11":"tag-mbyt","12":"tag-polic","13":"tag-qera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2020"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124358\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/124359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}