Gazetari i njohur,\u00a0Mitro \u00c7ela ka publikuar mesazhet e fundit q\u00eb ka shk\u00ebmbyer me mikun e tij, humoristin e ndjer\u00eb Ko\u00e7o Devole, para se ky i fundit t\u00eb humbte jet\u00ebn nga COVID-19.<\/p>\n
\u00c7ela ka treguar se pes\u00eb vitet e fundit q\u00ebndronte gjith\u00eb koh\u00ebn me Ko\u00e7o Devolen dhe Filip \u00c7akullin, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb shton se\u00a0\u201crrall\u00eb, shum\u00eb rrall\u00eb ama, shkonim n\u00eb kazino. K\u00ebrkonim fatin, por q\u00eb nuk e gjet\u00ebm kurr\u00eb.\u00a0Ky rit p\u00ebrs\u00ebritej \u00e7do dit\u00eb\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n Gazetari tregon dhe momentet kur humoristi i njohur zbuloi te ishte i infektuar me COVID dhe u shtrua n\u00eb Spitalin Infektiv, si dhe bisedat q\u00eb\u00a0Ko\u00e7o Devole\u00a0ka b\u00ebr\u00eb me mjekun P\u00ebllumb Pipero dhe me shefen e Infektivit Najada \u00c7omo.<\/p>\n Devole e p\u00ebrshkruan spitalin si nj\u00eb burg, dhe se me \u00e7do kusht k\u00ebrkohej t\u00eb kthehej n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, ku dhe gjendja iu p\u00ebrkeq\u00ebsua m\u00eb pas.<\/p>\n \u201cErdhi Pipero. B\u00ebm\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb foto. E di \u00e7far\u00eb m\u00eb tha? \u201cNuk ke \u00a0asgj\u00eb. Je s\u00ebmur\u00eb se t\u00eb ka ikur humori! K\u00ebrko humorin t\u00eb sh\u00ebrohesh. Edhe nga analizat e tua, del se virusi \u00ebsht\u00eb arratisur. \u201cPor un\u00eb mendoj se Pipero flet si e bija e Zeqos maj\u00eb than\u00ebs. Dua t\u00eb dal nga spitali\u2026 Jam b\u00ebr\u00eb derr\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n M\u00eb ka ardhur goca nga Amerika. Dua t\u00eb \u00e7mallem me t\u00eb\u2026 Mund ta bisedosh edhe ti me Najad\u00ebn?\u201d,<\/em>\u00a0thuhet n\u00eb mesazhet e Ko\u00e7o Devoles, t\u00eb publikuara nga miku i tij.<\/p>\n MESAZHET E PLOTA T\u00cb PUBLIKUARA NGA GAZETARI MITRO \u00c7ELA<\/strong><\/p>\n -Pes\u00eb vitet e fundit me Ko\u00e7on rrinim po thua gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn bashk\u00eb\u2026 N\u00eb m\u00ebngjes m\u00eb priste af\u00ebr sht\u00ebpis\u00eb. Un\u00eb \u2013 shofer, ai \u2013 pasagjer. M\u00eb pas pinim kafe n\u00eb Top Channel. Ai e shoq\u00ebronte me cigare. N\u00eb or\u00ebn 14:00 hanim drek\u00eb me Filipin, Dorin dhe Devin. Kuptohet vinte edhe ndonj\u00eb VIP p\u00ebr\u2026 muhabet\u2026 Rrall\u00eb, shum\u00eb rrall\u00eb ama, shkonim n\u00eb kazino. K\u00ebrkonim fatin, por q\u00eb nuk e gjet\u00ebm kurr\u00eb<\/em>.\u00a0Ky rit p\u00ebrs\u00ebritej \u00e7do dit\u00eb. Por erdhi karantina. U ndam\u00eb. Z\u00ebvend\u00ebsuam bisedat me mesazhet. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb tha:<\/p>\n -Mitro, lexova mesazhet. Pash\u00eb qe ka shum\u00eb bro\u00e7kulla, por ka edhe gj\u00ebra me bereqet, q\u00eb mund t\u00eb jen\u00eb pjes\u00eb e ndonj\u00eb libri. Kuptohet librat b\u00ebhen pas vdekjes. Kush do ta shkruaj\u00eb? Ti apo un\u00eb?\u2026 Varet nga fati, q\u00eb thon\u00eb, se \u00ebsht\u00eb shkruar n\u00eb ADN\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n 3 prill 2019<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Ko\u00e7o! Kam dy or\u00eb q\u00eb po vi v\u00ebrdall\u00eb si pordha n\u00ebp\u00ebr brek\u00eb. Dua t\u00eb shkruaj, por nuk po qullos dot gj\u00eb. M\u00eb duket sikur kam rrjedhur\u2026 \u00cbsht\u00eb sakllam, sepse ma kujton edhe Ezmerka her\u00eb pas here.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o \u2013T\u00eb gjith\u00eb kemi roitur qirjo, po nuk e kuptojm\u00eb. Do vij\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb q\u00eb nuk do njohim as veten para pasqyr\u00ebs.<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Ko\u00e7o, jemi rreth televizorit. N\u00eb or\u00ebn 19.10 te RTSH shqip jepet \u201cGjuetia dy.\u201d<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-E kam th\u00ebn\u00eb me koh\u00eb: partia m\u00eb shum\u00eb na do t\u00eb vdekur se sa t\u00eb gjall\u00eb.<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Nuk e ka keq. Partia sheh m\u00eb gjer\u00eb, sidomos kur \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb pushtet.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0\u2013 K\u00ebt\u00eb po b\u00ebn tani \u201cPartia\u201d q\u00eb udh\u00ebheq bot\u00ebn. Duan t\u00eb na shfarosin t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve.<\/p>\n 7 prill 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -More ndonj\u00eb koqe leku? Ka nj\u00eb llaf q\u00eb t\u00eb ham\u00eb me sh\u00ebndet k\u00ebt\u00eb rrog\u00eb e pastaj\u2026me syt\u00eb nga Allahu! B\u00ebre pazar? Un\u00eb e kam t\u00eb ndaluar t\u00eb zbres shkall\u00ebt! Diktatur\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb ndyr\u00eb se corona nuk kam par\u00eb.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Lajme t\u00eb \u201cmira\u201d po na jep, o qirjo. Pa lek\u00eb ikim m\u00eb shpejt te t\u00eb shumtit. N\u00eb t\u00eb s\u00ebm\u00ebs i qoft\u00eb koronavirusit dhe diktatur\u00ebs. Qofshi mir\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb.<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb lajm nga burimi. M\u00eb shum\u00eb i prodhuar nga truri im eksiq.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Do mbetemi si \u00e7ifut\u00ebt n\u00eb shkret\u00ebtir\u00eb. Vitin tjet\u00ebr ka rrezik t\u00eb mos marrim as pensionet. Dynjaja po bie n\u00eb recension. Do ham\u00eb nj\u00ebri-tjetrin?!<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -A do na punojn\u00eb dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt, kam merak.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o \u2013Neve do na han\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00ebt, qirjo. T\u00ebr\u00eb kjo luft\u00eb p\u00ebr shfarrosjen e pleqve po b\u00ebhet. Ushqeu mir\u00eb q\u00eb kur t\u00eb t\u00eb han\u00eb t\u00eb thon\u00eb: \u201cMbr\u00ebm\u00eb u k\u00ebnaq\u00ebm. Kemi ngr\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb Mitro t\u00eb zgarr\u00ebs dhe nj\u00eb Ko\u00e7o t\u00eb furr\u00ebs!\u201d<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Sikur t\u2019i nd\u00ebrrojm\u00eb? Mishi im, besoj, ka m\u00eb shije nga furra!<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-T\u00eb shkon mendja se kush do t\u00eb haj\u00eb ty? Un\u00eb mendoj se Berisha nuk e pranon mishin t\u00ebnd. Kur nuk t\u00eb h\u00ebngri t\u00eb gjall\u00eb, kur t\u00eb\u00a0\u201ckalli\u201d deputet, nuk ka llogjik\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb pranojn\u00eb t\u00eb pjekur n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb. Rama? Jo dhe jo. Kam lexur dedikimin e Ram\u00ebs te libri \u201cKurban-i\u201d, \u201cMitro, armik i dashur!\u201d Dhe ti e di mir\u00eb: armiqt\u00eb vriten. Nuk hahen!<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Po Ben Blushi?<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Beni nuk t\u00eb ha. Ke qen\u00eb mik i babait, Ki\u00e7o Blushit. Po t\u00eb t\u00eb haj\u00eb ty, do t\u2019i duket sikur ha babain?\u2026 K\u00ebshtu disa or\u00eb do sh\u00ebtis\u00ebsh tavolin\u00eb m\u00eb tavolin\u00eb!\u2026 \u00c7\u2019na gjeti, qirje Mitro!\u00a0Karantina na budallallepsi fare. Flasim e shkruajm\u00eb gomarll\u00ebqe si kryeministri yn\u00eb. Nga karantina e ka dhe ai q\u00eb flet hajvanll\u00ebqe\u2026 U ula t\u00eb ha qirjo. Flasim nes\u00ebr. Nat\u00ebn.<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Uaa! Sa mir\u00eb t\u00eb shkoi mendja. Po ha edhe un\u00eb. M\u00eb kishte dal\u00eb nga mendja.<\/p>\n 8 prill 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Mir\u00ebdita! Sot harrova e h\u00ebngra dy her\u00eb m\u00ebngjes! Kam nj\u00eb\u00a0k\u00ebrkes\u00eb: Mund t\u00eb ma shtysh pjekjen n\u00eb furr\u00eb? Kam dy arsye:\u00a0S\u00eb pari, ta ham\u00eb rrog\u00ebn q\u00eb na dha nga xhepi Filipi. S\u00eb dyti, b\u00ebra foto. Isha dob\u00ebsuar. Vendosa t\u00eb ha t\u00ebrsh\u00ebr\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb majmem, sepse jo m\u00eb kot han\u00eb t\u00ebrsh\u00ebr\u00eb kuajt. Po t\u00eb piqem sot, i vendosur mbi tavolin\u00eb, ngr\u00ebn\u00ebsit me thika e pirunj n\u00eb duar, do t\u00eb thon\u00eb: Zhap\u00eb dhe si mish kau i pa tredhur, ky Mitroja?!<\/p>\n 22 prill 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Si t\u00eb kam Ko\u00e7o? Un\u00eb sikur u m\u00ebsova brenda sht\u00ebpis\u00eb. Nuk e rruaj fare\u2026 mjekr\u00ebn. Kruhem p\u00ebr qejf me Ezmerk\u00ebn. B\u00ebj video reklam\u00eb me nipin.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Un\u00eb mir\u00eb jam, Mitro xhani, ve\u00e7se kjo karantina sikur po na budallalleps nga pak. Rrim\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe flasim p\u00ebr\u00e7art. E ke edhe ti k\u00ebt\u00eb p\u00ebrshtypje?<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Shenj\u00eb e mir\u00eb. Kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr Flamur B\u00ebrd\u00ebllima: \u201cJemi shtuar ne, budallejt\u00eb.\u201d T\u00eb kam edhe ty si personazh, Mitro, m\u00eb tha. K\u00ebshtu mua nuk ka \u00e7far\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebn karantina. Jam n\u00eb lib\u00ebr.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Mir\u00eb thot\u00eb k\u00ebnga: \u201cLum si ne, e lum si ti, Shqip\u00ebri q\u00eb s\u2019ke pleq\u00ebri.\u201d<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Ai q\u00eb e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00eb, ka qen\u00eb budalla. Ndryshe k\u00ebnga nuk do jetonte kaq gjat\u00eb.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Ke t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, budallall\u00ebqet mbahen mend.<\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Shyqyr q\u00eb e kemi kuptuar, pa na e th\u00ebn\u00eb Filipi!<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Sakllam.<\/p>\n 26 prill 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Si t\u00eb kam Ko\u00e7o djali? M\u00eb mori n\u00eb telefon Filipi. Qenkam i marr\u00eb, thash\u00eb. Por jo. Donte nj\u00eb pun\u00eb p\u00ebr st\u00ebrnipin e vjehrrit.<\/p>\n 3 maj 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Faleminderit, qirjo! Si ke qen\u00eb? Un\u00eb sot e theva rob\u00ebrin\u00eb. Dola nj\u00eb or\u00eb nga liqeni. T\u00eb fala nga Ezmerka.<\/p>\n 17 tetor 2021<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Qirjo, si je? Pyetje koti. Nuk mund t\u00eb jesh s\u00ebmur\u00eb sot, q\u00eb Filipi mbush 65 vje\u00e7.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Filipi t\u00eb b\u00ebhet 100 vje\u00e7, por un\u00eb nuk jam hi\u00e7 mir\u00eb. U b\u00eb nj\u00eb jav\u00eb q\u00eb pi koqe. Mos kam virus? Ty t\u00eb kam p\u00ebr nd\u00ebrhyrje. Ku ta b\u00ebj tamponin?<\/p>\n 19 tetor 2021<\/strong><\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-E b\u00ebra tamponin. Dola pozitiv. Mund t\u00eb flas\u00ebsh me Kel Jotin, drejtorin e spitalit? Mbase duhet t\u00eb shtrohem n\u00eb spital\u2026<\/p>\n 22 tetor 2021<\/strong><\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-U shtrova. Shefja e pavjonit, Najada, m\u00eb priti mir\u00eb. Por nuk e di \u2013 spitali m\u00eb duket si burg. Jam m\u00ebrzitur q\u00eb nat\u00ebn e par\u00eb.<\/p>\n 30 tetor 2021<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Fola me Piperon. Do t\u00eb vij\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb.<\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0-Erdhi Pipero. B\u00ebm\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb foto. E di \u00e7far\u00eb m\u00eb tha? \u201cNuk ke\u00a0asgj\u00eb. Je s\u00ebmur\u00eb se t\u00eb ka ikur humori! K\u00ebrko humorin t\u00eb sh\u00ebrohesh. Edhe nga analizat e tua, del se virusi \u00ebsht\u00eb arratisur.\u201d Por un\u00eb mendoj se Pipero flet si e bija e Zeqos maj\u00eb than\u00ebs. Dua t\u00eb dal nga spitali\u2026 Jam b\u00ebr\u00eb derr\u2026 3 n\u00ebntor 2021<\/strong><\/p>\n Un\u00eb -Fola me Najad\u00ebn. M\u00eb tha se nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb dakord q\u00eb t\u00eb shkosh n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. Ia b\u00ebra t\u00eb ditur q\u00eb ti k\u00ebmb\u00ebngul. Mbase i b\u00ebn mir\u00eb, i thash\u2026<\/p>\n 4 n\u00ebntor 2021<\/strong><\/p>\n Ko\u00e7o\u00a0nuk u p\u00ebrgjigj\u2026 Ky ishte mesazhi i fundit\u2026<\/p>\n Djali i Ko\u00e7os\u00a0-Do e marrim Ko\u00e7on n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. T\u00eb lutem na duhen dy bobola me oksigjen.<\/p>\n N\u00eb sht\u00ebpi aktori i madh q\u00ebndroi disa or\u00eb. Brenda dit\u00ebs u kthye n\u00eb spital. U fut n\u00eb intubim\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Gazetari i njohur,\u00a0Mitro \u00c7ela ka publikuar mesazhet e fundit q\u00eb ka shk\u00ebmbyer me mikun e tij, humoristin e ndjer\u00eb Ko\u00e7o Devole, para se ky i fundit t\u00eb humbte jet\u00ebn nga COVID-19. \u00c7ela ka treguar se pes\u00eb vitet e fundit q\u00ebndronte gjith\u00eb koh\u00ebn me Ko\u00e7o Devolen dhe Filip \u00c7akullin, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb shton se\u00a0\u201crrall\u00eb, shum\u00eb rrall\u00eb ama, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":192584,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-192583","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192583\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/192584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nM\u00eb ka ardhur goca nga Amerika. Dua t\u00eb \u00e7mallem me t\u00eb\u2026 Mund ta bisedosh edhe ti me Najad\u00ebn?<\/p>\n