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        "rendered": "YLLI DYLGJERI : Vet\u00ebm 100 dit\u00eb…dhe e b\u00ebjn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb drit\u00eb!"
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        "rendered": "<p>Nga <strong>YLLI DYLGJERI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fillim, kur erdhi Rama n\u00eb qeverisje, na k\u00ebrkoi 300 dit\u00eb per Rendin&#8230; I morri. I punoi. D\u00ebshtoi. U qelb vendi n\u00eb kanabis. Kaluan me pas mijra dite te tjera. U ndruan Ministra e Drejtore serisht. U mbyt vendi ne krim. Dhe si te mos mjaftonin ditet na del sot e kerkon prap 100 dite per te vendosur Rendin!!! Me ke flet ky? A e degjoj kush? Pse kerkon 100 dite? Ky pislleqet i ben edhe naten.<\/p>\n<p>Apo, te degjojn\u00eb Drejtoret? Susss!<\/p>\n<p>Drejtoret o popull jane b\u00ebre mjeshtra. Ja kan\u00eb ngren\u00eb me kohe mishin, ja kan\u00eb pir\u00eb l\u00ebngun dhe tani po i lepijn\u00eb kock\u00ebn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pse do te thoni?<\/p>\n<p>I gjithe inventari i drejtoreve te Policise me grada te larta nuk jane me shume se 35-40 vete. Dmth: 12 drejtore shkarkohen,12 emrohen, dhe 12 te tjere rrin\u00eb ne karikim. Dmth, aq eshte numri ne koshin ku perzgjidhen. Aq grada kan\u00eb dh\u00ebne. Nuk ka t\u00eb tjere.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk ka edhe fond page. Mirepo edhe k\u00ebto q\u00eb jane n\u00eb kosh, po tu hapesh dosjet ne SHKQB jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb me njolla. Pasi i vertisin duke pritur pazarin, i emrojne si qershite e Nastradinit&#8230;.ky kalon&#8230; se eshte permjere me pak, ky nuk kalon&#8230; se \u00ebsht\u00eb ndyr\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb, e keshtu sa b\u00ebhen 12 drejtore, per tu takuar n\u00eb mbledhjen me Kryeministrin. K\u00ebt\u00eb her\u00eb jane fringo. Vene dhe maska! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Ato me maska kane qene. Po nejse.<\/p>\n<p>Fillojme. 100 dite prap. Koha filloi.<\/p>\n<p>Milet!<\/p>\n<p>Degjoni e mbani vesh: Keto 100 dite do behet nami!<\/p>\n<p>Drejtoret jane ne gare. Do kercasi gjoba, druri, huri, do te prishet murri dhe burri. Do merret ne fund flamuri.<\/p>\n<p>Kaq kisha. Takohemi pas 100 diteve.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-192614\" src=\"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-300x251.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-300x251.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-768x644.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-696x583.jpg 696w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-501x420.jpg 501w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993.jpg 940w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>",
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        "rendered": "<p>Nga YLLI DYLGJERI N\u00eb fillim, kur erdhi Rama n\u00eb qeverisje, na k\u00ebrkoi 300 dit\u00eb per Rendin&#8230; I morri. I punoi. D\u00ebshtoi. U qelb vendi n\u00eb kanabis. Kaluan me pas mijra dite te tjera. U ndruan Ministra e Drejtore serisht. U mbyt vendi ne krim. Dhe si te mos mjaftonin ditet na del sot e kerkon [&hellip;]<\/p>",
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