{ "id": 202956, "date": "2021-09-18T09:17:38", "date_gmt": "2021-09-18T07:17:38", "guid": { "rendered": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=202956" }, "modified": "2021-09-18T09:26:05", "modified_gmt": "2021-09-18T07:26:05", "slug": "elmaz-fida-ironizon-gjendjen-e-politikes-shqiptare-nje-burre-vajti-tek-nastradini-per-nje-hall-qe-kishte-dhe-i-tha-o-nastradin-une-ime-shoqe-gjashte-femijet-tane-prinderit-e-mi-dhe-vjehra-jetoj", "status": "publish", "type": "post", "link": "http:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/elmaz-fida-ironizon-gjendjen-e-politikes-shqiptare-nje-burre-vajti-tek-nastradini-per-nje-hall-qe-kishte-dhe-i-tha-o-nastradin-une-ime-shoqe-gjashte-femijet-tane-prinderit-e-mi-dhe-vjehra-jetoj\/", "title": { "rendered": "Elmaz Fida ironizon gjendjen e politik\u00ebs shqiptare: Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb vajti tek Nastradini p\u00ebr nj\u00eb hall q\u00eb kishte dhe i tha: O Nastradin, un\u00eb, ime shoqe, gjasht\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt tan\u00eb, prind\u00ebrit e mi dhe vjehra, jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb t\u00eb vetme. \u00c7far\u00eb m\u00eb k\u00ebshillon t\u00eb b\u00ebj se po \u00e7mendem\/ Nastradini ja ktheu: Bli nj\u00eb gomar, nj\u00eb dash, bli dhe nj\u00eb pul\u00eb\u2026" }, "content": { "rendered": "

Sh\u00ebnimi i Fid\u00ebs:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cNj\u00eb burr\u00eb vajti tek Nastradini p\u00ebr nj\u00eb hall q\u00eb kishte dhe i tha:\u201dO Nastradin! Un\u00eb, ime shoqe, gjasht\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt tan\u00eb, prind\u00ebrit e mi dhe vjehra jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb t\u00eb vetme. \u00c7far\u00eb m\u00eb k\u00ebshillon t\u00eb b\u00ebj se po \u00e7mendem\u201d. <\/em>Nastradini i tha:\u201dShko n\u00eb pazar, bli nj\u00eb gomar, fute t\u00eb jetoj\u00eb me ju n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn dhom\u00eb dhe hajde tek un\u00eb pas dy dit\u00ebsh\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dy dit\u00eb m\u00eb pas, burri u kthye dhe i tha:\u201dNastradin bej, gjendja \u00ebsht\u00eb e r\u00ebnd\u00eb. Aroma dhe p\u00ebllitjet e gomarit nuk durohen\u201d. <\/em>Nastradini i tha:\u201dTani do t\u00eb blesh nj\u00eb dash dhe do ta fut\u00ebsh n\u00eb dhom\u00eb me ju, pastaj do vish p\u00ebrs\u00ebri pas dy dit\u00ebsh\u201d. <\/em>Burri u kthye me fytyr\u00eb t\u00eb zbeht\u00eb pas dy dit\u00ebsh dhe i tha: \u201cGjendja \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb e padurueshme\u201d. <\/em>Nastradini: \u201cTani do marr\u00ebsh nj\u00eb pul\u00eb dhe do vish tek un\u00eb pas dy dit\u00ebsh\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

Burri, i demoralizuar u kthye pas dy dit\u00ebsh dhe i tha: \u201cJam gati t\u00eb vetrvitem\u201d. <\/em>Nastradini i tha: \u201cTani, do marr\u00ebsh gomarin dhe do ta shes\u00ebsh, mandej do vish pas dy dit\u00ebsh tek un\u00eb\u201d. <\/em>Burri erdhi dhe i tha: \u201cGj\u00ebrat kan\u00eb filluar t\u00eb p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsohen paksa\u201d. <\/em>Nastradini iu p\u00ebrgjigj: \u201cShum\u00eb mir\u00eb, tani shko dhe hiq dashin\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

Pas dy dit\u00ebsh burri u kthye dhe i tha: \u201cSituata \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e stabilizuar\u201d. <\/em>Nastradini buz\u00ebqeshi dhe tha: \u201cTani shko dhe hiq pul\u00ebn\u201d. <\/em>U kthye burri i \u00e7elur n\u00eb fytyr\u00eb dhe duke buz\u00ebqeshur i tha: \u201cO Zot sa mir\u00eb jemi Nastradin efendi. T\u00eb jemi mir\u00ebnjoh\u00ebs\u201d!<\/em><\/p>\n

Pak a shum\u00eb, n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb menaxhohen krizat politike n\u00eb bot\u00eb nga ana e qeverive. Ata krijojn\u00eb probleme dhe kriza t\u00eb reja, me q\u00ebllim q\u00eb t\u2019i harrojm\u00eb ato t\u00eb vjetrat, k\u00ebshtu, jo vet\u00ebm q\u00eb i harrojm\u00eb, por edhe u jemi mir\u00ebnjoh\u00ebs dhe ndihemi t\u00eb leht\u00ebsuar kur zgjidhin ndonj\u00eb nga krizat e krijuara prej tyre<\/em>\u201d.<\/p>", "protected": false }, "excerpt": { "rendered": "

Sh\u00ebnimi i Fid\u00ebs: \u201cNj\u00eb burr\u00eb vajti tek Nastradini p\u00ebr nj\u00eb hall q\u00eb kishte dhe i tha:\u201dO Nastradin! Un\u00eb, ime shoqe, gjasht\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt tan\u00eb, prind\u00ebrit e mi dhe vjehra jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb t\u00eb vetme. \u00c7far\u00eb m\u00eb k\u00ebshillon t\u00eb b\u00ebj se po \u00e7mendem\u201d. Nastradini i tha:\u201dShko n\u00eb pazar, bli nj\u00eb gomar, fute t\u00eb jetoj\u00eb me ju […]<\/p>", "protected": false }, "author": 2016, "featured_media": 202957, "comment_status": "closed", "ping_status": "closed", "sticky": false, "template": "", "format": "standard", "meta": { "footnotes": "" }, "categories": [ 241 ], "tags": [], "class_list": { "0": "post-202956", "1": "post", "2": "type-post", "3": "status-publish", "4": "format-standard", "5": "has-post-thumbnail", "7": "category-aktualitet" }, "_links": { "self": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202956", "targetHints": { "allow": [ "GET" ] } } ], "collection": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts" } ], "about": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post" } ], "author": [ { "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2016" } ], "replies": [ { "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202956" } ], "version-history": [ { "count": 0, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202956\/revisions" } ], "wp:featuredmedia": [ { "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/202957" } ], "wp:attachment": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202956" } ], "wp:term": [ { "taxonomy": "category", "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202956" }, { "taxonomy": "post_tag", "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202956" } ], "curies": [ { "name": "wp", "href": "https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}", "templated": true } ] } }