K\u00ebt\u00eb fillimshtatori politikisht t\u00eb stuhish\u00ebm, Edi Rama \u2013 kryeministri p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm dhe nj\u00ebherazi kanakar i Shk\u00eblqesis\u00eb s\u00eb Saj Yuri Kim, Ambasadoresh\u00eb e SHBA-ve n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn \u00c7orb\u00eb t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb \u2013 paraqiti p\u00ebrb\u00ebrjen e qeveris\u00eb s\u00eb tij t\u00eb fresk\u00ebt pas nj\u00eb vere vendosm\u00ebrisht t\u00eb vaposur, nj\u00eb qeveri q\u00eb, si\u00e7 dihet tashm\u00eb, ruajti n\u00eb gjirin e vet afro 4\/5 e an\u00ebtar\u00ebve t\u00eb pararend\u00ebses s\u00eb saj, por me numrin m\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb t\u00eb grave titullare portofolesh ministrore, pra, dymb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb zonja kundrejt kat\u00ebr zot\u00ebrinjve, pa llogaritur vet\u00eb kryeministrin.<\/p>\n
T\u00eb jet\u00eb vall\u00eb nj\u00eb rast\u00ebsi fakti q\u00eb numri 12 cil\u00ebson gjinin\u00eb e dymb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb ministrushave n\u00eb fjal\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa numri 4 cil\u00ebson at\u00eb t\u00eb kat\u00ebr ministrush\u00ebve n\u00eb fjal\u00eb? \u00c7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrteta, n\u00eb lasht\u00ebsi numri 12 konsiderohej nga disa matematikan\u00eb si num\u00ebr i p\u00ebrkryer, sepse, nd\u00ebr t\u00eb tjera, plotpjes\u00ebtohej me numrat 2, 3, 4 e 6; p\u00ebrve\u00e7 k\u00ebsaj, n\u00eb gjuh\u00ebn ton\u00eb, ky plotpjes\u00ebtim konkretizohet me shprehjet \u201cdyshi hyn te dymb\u00ebdhjeta gjasht\u00eb her\u00eb, treshi kat\u00ebr her\u00eb, katra tri her\u00eb dhe gjashta dy her\u00eb, n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha rastet pa asnj\u00eb mbetje\u201d, kurse sa fatlum na qenka numri 1, pra NJ\u00cbSHI, i cili hyn, futet apo dep\u00ebrton te numri 12 fiks dymb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb her\u00eb! Sa i privilegjuar, pra, na qenka NJ\u00cbSHI! Dy-mb\u00eb-dhje-t\u00eb he-r\u00eb hyr, futu, dep\u00ebrto e dil! \u00c7far\u00eb kryevepre! Sa qejf b\u00ebka AI! N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pik\u00eb delikate, shum\u00ebkujt mundi t\u2019i lind\u00eb pyetja: T\u00eb jet\u00eb vall\u00eb nj\u00ebrast\u00ebsiky plotpjes\u00ebtim? Apo b\u00ebhet fjal\u00eb p\u00ebr di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr? Ndoshta, si\u00e7 u p\u00ebrpoq t\u00eb m\u00eb bindte pardje ish-kolegu dhe miku im Fran\u00e7esk Armadhi (socialist i moderuar, gjithsesi), kjo rast\u00ebsi mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb shprehje e nj\u00ebfar\u00eb erotizmi q\u00eb i ka shp\u00ebtuar vet\u00ebdijes vigjilente t\u00eb NJ\u00cbSHIT, d.m.th. t\u00eb Edi Ram\u00ebs, kryeministrit ton\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm, i cili i ka adhuruar deri n\u00eb vetmohim mall\u00ebngjyes t\u00ebr\u00eb femrat q\u00eb ka njohur, pra, ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht, edhe ministrushat e qeverive q\u00eb ka formuar e drejtuar deri m\u00eb sot.<\/p>\n
Mir\u00ebpo (ah, ekziston p\u00ebrher\u00eb nj\u00eb \u201cmir\u00ebpo\u201d!), Fran\u00e7esk Armadhi m\u00eb tha ve\u00e7mas e me z\u00eb disi t\u00eb ul\u00ebt se kur d\u00ebgjoi t\u00eb enjten q\u00eb shkoi fjal\u00ebn e shkurt\u00ebr t\u00eb zv\/kryeministrit Ahmetaj n\u00eb Kuvend, pati p\u00ebrshtypjen se ky po p\u00ebrdorte pa pik\u00eb droje \u201cgjethen e fikut\u201d tek i paraqiste d\u00ebshtimet e qeveris\u00eb Rama-2 si suksese n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha fushat ose m\u00eb sakt\u00eb, n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha greminat, humnerat e honet e ekonomis\u00eb e t\u00eb arsimit, si edhe n\u00eb ato t\u00eb t\u00ebrmeteve t\u00eb fundit dhe t\u00eb pandemis\u00eb aktuale. Ah, gjethja e fikut, q\u00eb, sipas goj\u00ebdh\u00ebn\u00ebs t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn, p\u00ebrdorej nga meshkujt para mij\u00ebra vjet\u00ebsh p\u00ebr t\u00eb fshehur baqthin, pra herdhet e tyre, ah kjo gjethe e bekuar q\u00eb vjen si me porosi pas ngjyres\u00ebs erotike t\u00eb numrit 12! Po, po, si me porosi, sepsekur fiku vilet para se t\u00eb piqet mir\u00eb, tek bishti i del nj\u00eb si l\u00ebng i bardh\u00eb ngjit\u00ebs q\u00eb t\u00eb kujton nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr l\u00ebng t\u00eb bardh\u00eb fort t\u00eb pranish\u00ebm tek meshkujt, sidomos pasi k\u00ebta jan\u00eb pjekur seksualisht, d.m.th. n\u00ebn rrezet e pubertetit.<\/p>\n
Nga ana tjet\u00ebr, mjerisht, fiku konsiderohet si nj\u00eb frut\u00eb gati-gati vulgare, sepse rekomandohet n\u00eb raste kapsll\u00ebku t\u00eb sfilit\u00ebs, sidomos p\u00ebr ata q\u00eb rrin\u00eb ulur t\u00ebr\u00eb dit\u00ebn e dit\u00ebs, madje edhe nat\u00ebn deri n\u00eb t\u00eb gdhir\u00eb, si\u00e7 \u00ebsht\u00eb rasti i pushtetar\u00ebve n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha vendet, sepse vet\u00ebm pushtetar\u00ebt rrin\u00eb pa gjum\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb punuar duke u drobitur duksh\u00ebm n\u00eb dobi t\u00eb popullit, \u00e7ka e d\u00ebshon kat\u00ebrcip\u00ebrisht vet\u00eb rraskapitja e NJ\u00cbSHIT ton\u00eb, si edhe ajo e 12 numravet\u00eb plotpjes\u00ebtuesh\u00ebm q\u00eb vijn\u00eb pas tij. Sidoqoft\u00eb, fiku \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe simbol i parave q\u00eb dikush i jep fshehurazi dikujt tjet\u00ebr p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar di\u00e7ka q\u00eb nuk i takon, nga vjen edhe proverbi \u201cfiq, miq\u201d; n\u00eb dit\u00ebt e sotme, ky lloj fiku ka nd\u00ebrruar pamje dhe lul\u00ebzon e piqet diku n\u00eb ca ishuj t\u00eb larg\u00ebt, q\u00eb quhen parajsafiskale, ndaj bankave t\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebve gjuh\u00ebt e liga m\u00ebtojn\u00eb se pushtetar\u00ebt n\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi, p\u00ebrfshir\u00eb me gjas\u00eb edhe tan\u00ebt, ata t\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha numrave t\u00eb lartp\u00ebrmendur, nuk jan\u00eb aspak t\u00eb pandjesh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n
S\u00eb fundi, por jo m\u00eb s\u00eb paku, fjala \u201cfik\u201d ka edhe kuptimin \u201cqeveri\u201d, \u00e7ka e ilustron m\u00eb s\u00eb miri edhe shprehja shqipe \u201cbie nga fiku\u201d, shprehje kjo fort e vjet\u00ebr, por mrekullisht po aq aktuale (aktuhale?). K\u00ebt\u00eb e v\u00ebrteton edhe praktika e ndjekur nga NJ\u00cbSHI yn\u00eb, i cili gjat\u00eb dy mandateve t\u00eb para t\u00eb qeverisjes s\u00eb tij q\u00ebndroi n\u00eb maj\u00eb t\u00eb fikut si Zeusi maj\u00eb Olimpit, por n\u00eb deg\u00ebt e fikutvinte ministrushat e ministrush\u00ebt e tij si\u00e7 e kishte vendosur, firmosur e vulosur vet\u00eb ai. Sidoqoft\u00eb, kur i tekej t\u2019i hiqte, ai i lavd\u00ebronte p\u00ebr pun\u00ebne kryer (e g\u00ebrryer?)dhe, q\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7lodheshin nga bartja e shportave t\u00eb r\u00ebnda me fiq, i shtynte pa r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb sy q\u00eb t\u00eb binin but\u00eb-but\u00eb nga fiku, pa u vrar\u00eb shum\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb ndenjurat, pa u vrar\u00eb gati fare edhe n\u00eb portofolet e tyre, para se t\u2019i caktonte t\u00eb punonin diku n\u00eb hije p\u00ebr t\u2019i ripeshkuar e hipur s\u00ebrish n\u00eb fikun e qeveris\u00eb s\u00eb fiqve.<\/p>\n
Me shum\u00eb gjas\u00eb, k\u00ebt\u00eb loj\u00eb \u201chyp e zdryp (por asgj\u00eb mos m\u00eb lyp)\u201d,kryeministri yn\u00eb i p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm do ta luaj\u00eb dhe n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb mandat t\u00eb tret\u00eb, por k\u00ebsaj radhe, ministrushat e ministrush\u00ebt e tij do t\u2019i mbik\u00ebqyr\u00eb \u2013 si nj\u00eb arush\u00eb kimetlie vog\u00eblushet e vog\u00eblush\u00ebt e saj fiqadhuruest\u00eb pafytyr\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr drur\u00ebtgjith\u00eb zgjyr\u00ebt\u00eb kopshtit zoologjik t\u00eb politik\u00ebs shqiptare\u2013Shk\u00eblqesia e Saj Yuri Kim, Ambasadoresh\u00eb (me \u201cr\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb, aspak me ndonj\u00eb shkronj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr) e SHBA-ve n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn e Kallajisur t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb s\u00eb Katandisur si Mos m\u00eb Keq!\/Panorama\/<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
K\u00ebt\u00eb fillimshtatori politikisht t\u00eb stuhish\u00ebm, Edi Rama \u2013 kryeministri p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm dhe nj\u00ebherazi kanakar i Shk\u00eblqesis\u00eb s\u00eb Saj Yuri Kim, Ambasadoresh\u00eb e SHBA-ve n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn \u00c7orb\u00eb t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb \u2013 paraqiti p\u00ebrb\u00ebrjen e qeveris\u00eb s\u00eb tij t\u00eb fresk\u00ebt pas nj\u00eb vere vendosm\u00ebrisht t\u00eb vaposur, nj\u00eb qeveri q\u00eb, si\u00e7 dihet tashm\u00eb, ruajti n\u00eb gjirin e vet afro 4\/5 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2016,"featured_media":203515,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-203514","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-analize","9":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2016"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203514\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/203515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}