{"id":208290,"date":"2021-10-08T18:51:31","date_gmt":"2021-10-08T16:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=208290"},"modified":"2021-10-08T18:51:31","modified_gmt":"2021-10-08T16:51:31","slug":"ahmetajt-ci-shef-syri-i-ben-dora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/ahmetajt-ci-shef-syri-i-ben-dora\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahmetajt, \u00e7i shef syri i b\u00ebn dora&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Nga Ylli Dylgjeri<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Do t\u00eb menaxhoj dhe kriz\u00ebn e energjis\u00eb elektrike tani!!!<\/p>\n<p>Uaaaaaaaaaa, po Beni \u00ebsht\u00eb i specializuar p\u00ebr elektrik blu e jo<\/p>\n<p>per elektrik t\u00eb bardh\u00eb! Nejse. Na la pa m\u00ebnd ky Rama!<\/p>\n<p>O e fut n\u00eb burg shokun tim Tig\u00ebr, o vdes!<\/p>\n<p>Beni me anglishten, Beni me impulset e Telekomit, Beni me Ekonomin\u00eb, Beni me Financat, Beni me T\u00ebrmetin, Beni me p\u00ebrmbytjet, Beni me Becchettin, Beni me qametin&#8230;dhe tani s\u00eb fundi Beni edhe me energjin\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Bravo Ben!<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb kujtove nj\u00eb shofer ambasade q\u00eb sa e emruan n\u00eb ambasad\u00ebn ton\u00eb n\u00eb Prag\u00eb u tha diplomat\u00ebve: tani q\u00eb erdha Un\u00eb shpetuat, \u00e7ar tu prishet m\u00eb ze dora mua tua rregulloj, ua b\u00ebj t\u00eb re. U k\u00ebnaqen pas k\u00ebsaj nga Ambasadori deri te kafazi se nuk do merrnin m\u00eb usta, shoferi do ua ndreqte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dhe k\u00ebshtu nj\u00eb dit\u00eb i prishet frigoriferi Ambasadorit. Op, shoferri u gjend n\u00eb dhom\u00ebn e frigoriferit, ishte koha kur frigoriferet punonin me gaz nga sistemi q\u00ebndror i furnizimit t\u00eb pallatit. E zb\u00ebrthen Ustai (shoferi) por &#8230;qameti ndodhi. Plasi gazi, plasi zjarri, u dogj apartamenti, u dogj pallati &#8230;Mblidhet ambasada<\/p>\n<p>e vjen Ambasadori. E sheh qametin, sheh dhe shoferin kok\u00eb ulur.<\/p>\n<p>Ti e b\u00ebre k\u00ebte?<\/p>\n<p>Po, shef- ja kthen.<\/p>\n<p>Dakort, meq\u00eb ma rregullove frigoriferin, tani hidhi edhe nj\u00eb sy radios!<\/p>\n<p>K\u00ebshtu dhe Usta Ahmetaj, meq\u00eb na rregulloi fatkeqesin\u00eb, tani po ndreq edhe energjin\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00eb prifte e mbara, kur ke n\u00eb krye rampalla.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-208293\" src=\"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Untitled-design-87-300x251.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Untitled-design-87-300x251.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Untitled-design-87-768x644.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Untitled-design-87-696x583.jpg 696w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Untitled-design-87-501x420.jpg 501w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Untitled-design-87.jpg 940w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Ylli Dylgjeri -Do t\u00eb menaxhoj dhe kriz\u00ebn e energjis\u00eb elektrike tani!!! Uaaaaaaaaaa, po Beni \u00ebsht\u00eb i specializuar p\u00ebr elektrik blu e jo per elektrik t\u00eb bardh\u00eb! Nejse. Na la pa m\u00ebnd ky Rama! O e fut n\u00eb burg shokun tim Tig\u00ebr, o vdes! Beni me anglishten, Beni me impulset e Telekomit, Beni me Ekonomin\u00eb, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":159353,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-208290","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-analize"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208290\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/159353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}