{"id":214653,"date":"2021-10-29T19:24:33","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T17:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=214653"},"modified":"2021-10-29T19:25:13","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T17:25:13","slug":"uji-i-pishem-ne-kruje-ishte-perzjere-me-speme-vicash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/uji-i-pishem-ne-kruje-ishte-perzjere-me-speme-vicash\/","title":{"rendered":"Uji i pish\u00ebm n\u00eb Kruj\u00eb ishte p\u00ebrzjer\u00eb me spe*m\u00eb vi\u00e7ash!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Artan FUGA<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

D\u00ebgjova nj\u00eb drejtues t\u00eb Institutit t\u00eb Sh\u00ebndetit Publik dhe nuk iu besoja as vesh\u00ebve as syve.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb mediat merren gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn me batutat e Ram\u00ebs dhe Bash\u00ebs n\u00eb Kuvend.<\/p>\n

Ky i Sh\u00ebndetit Publik deklaron me goj\u00ebn plot me … uj\u00eb Kruje. Presim ndonj\u00eb raport ekspertize me shkrim nga ata q\u00eb kan\u00eb par\u00eb gjendjen. Hiiiii\u00e7. Hajde shtet hajde! Mavri fare! Presim raporte laboratorike, Hiiiiii\u00e7. Fekale mediatike vet\u00ebm. Kontaminim konferencash shtypi nga logore budallalliqesh!<\/p>\n

Thuhen ca llogje para gazetar\u00ebve pa pik\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsie pa t\u00eb dh\u00ebna, pa firm\u00eb, pa raporte laboratoresh.<\/p>\n

Miq, ne tallemi nga n\u00ebpun\u00ebsi m\u00eb i humbur deri te m\u00eb i larti. Tallje e pashoq!<\/p>\n

Tallje dhe diarrhe. Diahrre nga posht\u00eb, nga trut\u00eb dhe nga goja!<\/p>\n

Na thot\u00eb se vet\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb pik\u00eb, vet\u00ebm, t\u00eb uj\u00ebsjell\u00ebsit t\u00eb rrethit t\u00eb Kruj\u00ebs kishte mikrob. O Zoooot! N\u00eb cil\u00ebn pik\u00eb? E di Sh\u00ebndeti Publik se “pika” \u00ebsht\u00eb nocion gjeometrik dhe jo nj\u00eb nocion hidrik? Kur hyn nj\u00eb mikrob n\u00eb nj\u00eb “pik\u00eb”, uji e shp\u00ebrndan n\u00eb rrjet. O zot\u00ebriiiiiiiii!<\/p>\n

Nuk na jep pak hart\u00ebn e tubacioneve t\u00eb familjeve t\u00eb kontaminuara! Si ajo barcaleta, q\u00eb i tha ai: \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm shum\u00eb paaaaaaaak me barr\u00eb!<\/p>\n

L\u00ebre k\u00ebt\u00eb por ky i Sh\u00ebndetit Publik na njofton me g\u00ebzim se n\u00eb spitalin e Kruj\u00ebs gjendja \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e qet\u00eb. Uaaaaaaau! Ne duam t\u00eb dim\u00eb p\u00ebr qet\u00ebsin\u00eb e zorr\u00ebve t\u00eb barkut t\u00eb krutan\u00ebve, ky na flet p\u00ebr qet\u00ebsin\u00eb e Spitalit t\u00eb Kruj\u00ebs!<\/p>\n

Cfar\u00eb b\u00ebhet k\u00ebshtu mooooo? Po ata kan\u00eb nj\u00eb jav\u00eb q\u00eb pin\u00eb uj\u00eb t\u00eb bler\u00eb sa fr\u00ebngu pul\u00ebn, \u00e7a mos qet\u00ebsohen! Na thuaj o njeri: A ka m\u00eb isherishja koli, a cheri-cheri n\u00eb tubacionet e “pik\u00ebs” q\u00eb t\u00eb na bjer\u00eb neve dhe ty! Pa l\u00ebre qet\u00ebsin\u00eb e spitalit! Pse i ik\u00ebn mo problemit!<\/p>\n

O gazetar\u00eb nuk kuptoni q\u00eb ju tall dhe i zgjasni mikrofonat! Po \u00e7a b\u00ebni mo!<\/p>\n

Dhe ky i Sh\u00ebndetit Publik hiqet edhe si rregullues lavaman\u00ebsh ndon\u00ebse Instituti i tij nuk ka asnj\u00eb kompetenc\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb drejtim. Na thot\u00eb se kontaminimi ka ndodhur nga hyrja e shirave t\u00eb ndotura n\u00eb ujin e pish\u00ebm. Hahahahahahahahaha!<\/p>\n

Pse nga t\u00eb kontaminohet tjet\u00ebr uji i pish\u00ebm nga llogjet e parlamentit! Apo nga sperma e vi\u00e7ave! Ky t\u00eb shkrin gazit! P\u00ebr kok\u00ebn time!<\/p>\n

Ore mos na kan\u00eb marr\u00eb shirat e dit\u00ebve t\u00eb fundit logjik\u00ebn? Shirat e koh\u00ebve t\u00eb fundit – thot\u00eb! T\u00eb kujt kohe mo? Q\u00eb nga koha e Sk\u00ebnderbeut mooooo?<\/p>\n

Si hyri uji i shiut n\u00eb ujin e pish\u00ebm nuk ka i thot\u00eb. Hyri mo- ja kaq. Si ai gjinokstraliu q\u00eb e shijonte vajin duke l\u00ebpir\u00eb shishen nga jasht\u00eb: Hajde deklarim hajde, dhe gazetar\u00ebt nuk ia hedhin mikrofonat n\u00eb kok\u00eb Institutit t\u00eb Sh\u00ebndetit publik!<\/p>\n

Monitorojm\u00eb nj\u00eb muaj rresht – thot\u00eb. Me vdek gazit. Ai duhet t\u00eb monitoroj\u00eb ujrat e pishme n\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb territorin \u00e7do sekond\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb muaj thot\u00eb! Sa t’u mbaroj pizga krutan\u00ebve q\u00eb n\u00eb fakt po t\u00eb jen\u00eb burra duhet t\u00eb k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb kompensim n\u00eb lek\u00eb p\u00ebr gjith\u00eb ujin e pish\u00ebm t\u00eb bler\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb jav\u00eb, p\u00ebr ila\u00e7et e marra, p\u00ebr shqet\u00ebsimin e p\u00ebsuar, p\u00ebr gjith\u00e7ka.<\/p>\n

Dhe ta detyrojn\u00eb uj\u00ebsjell\u00ebsin e sh\u00ebndetit publik q\u00eb n\u00eb rubineta k\u00ebtej e tutje t\u00eb mos u sjelli shurr\u00eb gjarp\u00ebrinjsh nga malet e Kruj\u00ebs, por coca-cola t\u00eb shtuar me dhall\u00eb.<\/p>\n

O pika e uj\u00ebsjell\u00ebsit t\u00eb Kruj\u00ebs, o pika Sh\u00ebndetit Publik, o Pika neve qytetar\u00ebve q\u00eb pim\u00eb uj\u00eb t\u00eb dhjer\u00eb, dhe dhitemi nga punonj\u00ebsit e shtetit k\u00ebshtu.<\/p>\n

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Nga Artan FUGA D\u00ebgjova nj\u00eb drejtues t\u00eb Institutit t\u00eb Sh\u00ebndetit Publik dhe nuk iu besoja as vesh\u00ebve as syve. Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb mediat merren gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn me batutat e Ram\u00ebs dhe Bash\u00ebs n\u00eb Kuvend. Ky i Sh\u00ebndetit Publik deklaron me goj\u00ebn plot me … uj\u00eb Kruje. Presim ndonj\u00eb raport ekspertize me shkrim nga ata q\u00eb kan\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365,3366,5380],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-214653","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-aktualitet","7":"category-analize","8":"category-koment","9":"category-kryesore"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}