{"id":236815,"date":"2022-02-14T12:18:16","date_gmt":"2022-02-14T11:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=236815"},"modified":"2022-02-14T12:18:16","modified_gmt":"2022-02-14T11:18:16","slug":"nga-aristoteli-te-lali-eri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/nga-aristoteli-te-lali-eri\/","title":{"rendered":"Nga Aristoteli te Lali Eri?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>NGA EDMOND TUPJA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Edmond-TupjaN\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. Rruga \u201cMine Peza\u201d. Pingul me t\u00eb rruga \u201cKongresi i Tiran\u00ebs\u201d dhe sheshi para shkoll\u00ebs \u201cHasan Vogli\u201d. Nj\u00eb pallat i verdh\u00eb me nj\u00eb akacie t\u00eb lart\u00eb dhe kat\u00ebr kazan\u00eb plehrash buz\u00eb nj\u00eb hap\u00ebsire prej vitesh t\u00eb paz\u00ebn\u00eb. Mir\u00ebpo, ja, prej disa dit\u00ebsh nj\u00eb tip ekskavatori filloi ta sheshonte, ta nivelonte, ta q\u00ebronte at\u00eb. Pyes nj\u00eb, dy, tre banor\u00ebs t\u00eb zon\u00ebs dhe nga t\u00eb tre marr t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn p\u00ebrgjigje: \u201cK\u00ebtu do t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb nj\u00eb parking\u201d. Dhe menj\u00ebher\u00eb e mblodha mendjen sepse m\u2019u kujtua nj\u00eb filozof grek i shekullit IV para er\u00ebs s\u00eb re (ose, ndryshe, para Jezu Krishtit). Nj\u00eb filozof me emrin Aristotel, q\u00eb mbronte tez\u00ebn sipas s\u00eb cil\u00ebs Natyra e ka tmerr boshll\u00ebkun ! Tez\u00eb q\u00eb shkenca e ka hedhur posht\u00eb prej koh\u00ebsh. Megjithat\u00eb, k\u00ebt\u00eb tez\u00eb e ka p\u00ebrqafuar, mb\u00ebshtetur dhe po e zbaton fuqish\u00ebm (kurrsesi pa rrokjen e par\u00eb kjo fjal\u00eb!) Erion Veliaj, kryetari (me \u201ct\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb, kurrsesi me \u201ck\u201d n\u00eb vend t\u00eb saj!) i Bashkis\u00eb s\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs dhe kanakari i p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm i kryeministrit Rama po aq t\u00eb p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm. Me siguri q\u00eb lali Eri \u2013 si\u00e7 i p\u00eblqen atij ta th\u00ebrras\u00eb brezi i ri i kryeqytetit shqiptar \u2013 do t\u2019i ket\u00eb studiuar veprat e Aristotelit, madje, atij duhet t\u2019i ngjaj\u00eb vetja si m\u00ebma Natyr\u00eb ngaq\u00eb v\u00ebrtet nuk po l\u00eb asnj\u00eb hap\u00ebsir\u00eb t\u00eb lir\u00eb, d.m.th. bosh, n\u00eb \u00e7ifligun e tij, pra, n\u00eb qytetin e Tiran\u00ebs! Kudo po nd\u00ebrtohen kulla, kulla pa mbarim, parkingje, parkingje pa mbarim, aq sa jam kureshtar t\u00eb m\u00ebsoj cila nga veprat e Aristotelit ia ka sht\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb mendje dhe ndezur n\u00eb shpirt lali Erit urrejtjen patologjike p\u00ebr boshll\u00ebkun.<\/p>\n<p>Mir\u00ebpo, nga ana tjet\u00ebr, lali Eri aristotelian ka shkuar m\u00eb larg se frym\u00ebzuesi i tij grek! \u201cSi k\u00ebshtu?\u201d \u2013 mund t\u00eb habiten shum\u00eb nga lexueset e lexuesit tejet kureshtar\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebtij shkrimi \u2013 Si \u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur?\u201d. Ja, pra, q\u00eb qenka e mundur: Aristoteliani yn\u00eb komb\u00ebtar ka shkuar edhe m\u00eb larg se vet\u00eb m\u00ebma Natyr\u00eb: Ai po krijon boshll\u00ebqe q\u00eb t\u2019i mbush\u00eb po vet\u00eb ai! Po, po, a nuk krijoi ai boshll\u00ebkun e quajtur \u201cparking\u201d n\u00ebn sheshin \u201cSk\u00ebnderbe\u201d p\u00ebr ta mbushur me makina? Shkenc\u00ebtar\u00ebt\u00a0 e sot\u00ebm duhet t\u2019i heqin atij \u2013 n\u00eb shenj\u00eb nderimi t\u00eb pafund \u2013 kapelet, maskat antikovid, madje edhe prezervativat anti-aids!<\/p>\n<p>Kjo logjik\u00eb postaristoteliane ka funksionuar para disa vitesh diku pran\u00eb rrug\u00ebs \u201cMine Peza\u201d te nj\u00eb treg fshatar ku bashkia investoi p\u00ebr modernizimin e tij me banak\u00eb, me streh\u00eb dhe madje me dy WC portative t\u00eb reja, por q\u00eb nuk funksionuan kurr\u00eb, sepse u hoq\u00ebn nga vet\u00eb bashkia p\u00ebr t\u2019u z\u00ebvend\u00ebsuar me dy WC t\u00eb vjetra, t\u00eb cilat, edhe ato, u hoq\u00ebn po nga vet\u00eb Bashkia, mandej, m\u00eb von\u00eb, u hoq\u00ebn edhe banak\u00ebt, edhe streh\u00ebt, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb sot aty shtrihet vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb hap\u00ebsir\u00eb betoni ku, sipas disa gjuh\u00ebve hidh\u00ebsisht profetike, ka mund\u00ebsi t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohet ndonj\u00eb kull\u00eb! Ja, pra, se si lali Eri, aristoteliani yn\u00eb komb\u00ebtar, krijon boshll\u00ebqe, t\u00eb cilat i mbush po vet\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb m\u00ebma Natyra t\u00eb mos lodhet, rraskapitet e plaket para kohe duke i mbushur vet\u00eb ato!<\/p>\n<p>Kjo logjik\u00eb postaristoteliane vlejti edhe p\u00ebr Astirin, vlen edhe p\u00ebr lagjen \u201c5 Maji\u201d: Atje gjithashtu u shemb\u00ebn ose po shemben sht\u00ebpi p\u00ebr t\u00eb krijuar nj\u00eb boshll\u00ebk q\u00eb u mbush ose do t\u00eb mbushet po me sht\u00ebpi! Nuk e di pse pardje pata nj\u00eb si frik\u00eb q\u00eb tek hap\u00ebsira ngjitur me rrug\u00ebn \u201cKongresi i Tiran\u00ebs\u201d, t\u00eb cil\u00ebn e p\u00ebrmenda n\u00eb krye t\u00eb k\u00ebtij shkrimi, parkingu i projektuar p\u00ebr t\u2019u nd\u00ebrtuar\u00a0 mund t\u00eb transformohej n\u00eb pallat shum\u00ebkat\u00ebsh, por isha gabuar: Dje vura re se hap\u00ebsira n\u00eb fjal\u00eb ishte mbathur me dhe,\u00a0 sip\u00ebr t\u00eb cilit po hidhej e nivelohej nj\u00eb shtres\u00eb e trash\u00eb \u00e7aklli!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00eb fundi, por jo m\u00eb s\u00eb paku, duhet t\u2019ju paralajm\u00ebroj edhe p\u00ebr nj\u00eb rrezik tjet\u00ebr, t\u00eb cilin e ka parandier k\u00ebtu e shum\u00eb vite m\u00eb par\u00eb shkrimtari i mir\u00ebnjohur Fatos Kongoli n\u00eb nj\u00ebrin prej romaneve t\u00eb tij t\u00eb realist\u00eb deri n\u00eb dhimbje, kur v\u00eb n\u00eb goj\u00ebn e nj\u00ebrit prej personazheve k\u00ebto fjal\u00eb: \u201cRuhuni nga piedestal\u00ebt e zbraz\u00ebt, se ka nga ata q\u00eb do t\u00eb v\u00ebrsulen t\u00eb hipin atje me \u00e7do kusht!\u201d. Sigurisht, pak r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi ka n\u00ebse m\u00ebma Natyr\u00eb i ka apo nuk i ka tmerr piedestal\u00ebt e zbraz\u00ebt, fakti \u00ebsht\u00eb se Erion Veliaj, lali Eri aristotelian, po nd\u00ebrton prej vitesh nj\u00eb piedestal tmerr\u00ebsisht t\u00eb zbraz\u00ebt, t\u00eb cilin do t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj\u00eb ta mbush\u00eb vet\u00ebm me pranin\u00eb e tij t\u00eb zbraz\u00ebt e hijeleht\u00eb, aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb po qarkullojn\u00eb z\u00ebra, sipas t\u00eb cil\u00ebve kryeministri Rama po e p\u00ebrgatit at\u00eb si kryeqeveritar t\u00eb ardhsh\u00ebm! Po, po, si i kryeqeveritar\u2026 (me \u201ct\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb, kurrsesi me \u201ck\u201d n\u00eb vend t\u00eb saj!).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NGA EDMOND TUPJA Edmond-TupjaN\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. Rruga \u201cMine Peza\u201d. Pingul me t\u00eb rruga \u201cKongresi i Tiran\u00ebs\u201d dhe sheshi para shkoll\u00ebs \u201cHasan Vogli\u201d. Nj\u00eb pallat i verdh\u00eb me nj\u00eb akacie t\u00eb lart\u00eb dhe kat\u00ebr kazan\u00eb plehrash buz\u00eb nj\u00eb hap\u00ebsire prej vitesh t\u00eb paz\u00ebn\u00eb. Mir\u00ebpo, ja, prej disa dit\u00ebsh nj\u00eb tip ekskavatori filloi ta sheshonte, ta nivelonte, ta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2020,"featured_media":236817,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-236815","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2020"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236815\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/236817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}