{"id":276077,"date":"2022-08-06T13:33:38","date_gmt":"2022-08-06T11:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=276077"},"modified":"2022-08-06T13:33:38","modified_gmt":"2022-08-06T11:33:38","slug":"doktori-me-priti-satire-nga-armir-shkurti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/doktori-me-priti-satire-nga-armir-shkurti\/","title":{"rendered":"DOKTORI M\u00cb PRITI. Satir\u00eb nga Armir SHKURTI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sot m\u00eb thirri Berisha! Tek p\u00ebr tek!<\/p>\n<p>Ndodhi q\u00eb u takuam ( n\u00eb dy aktivitete para protest\u00ebs s\u00eb 7 korrikut ) n\u00eb publik.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Armir! &#8211; m\u00eb tha Doktori &#8211; T\u00eb kam ndjek me shum&#8217; vmendje n\u00eb fjal\u00ebn tande! Kam mbajt edhe shnime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb rrall\u00eb emocionohem, por at\u00eb dit\u00eb realisht e pash\u00eb q\u00eb kur un\u00eb flisja ai shkruante. Mendova at\u00eb dit\u00eb se po b\u00ebnte vizatime kot, si\u00e7 b\u00ebjm\u00eb ne kur duam ti tregojm\u00eb fol\u00ebsit q\u00eb po nxjerr ar nga goja por q\u00eb n\u00eb fakt themi &#8221; aman kur po mbaron&#8221;! Po qenkam gabuar. Berisha i pask\u00ebsh mbajtur sh\u00ebnim pik\u00eb p\u00ebr pik\u00eb \u00e7&#8217; i thash\u00eb. Kjo m\u00eb emocionoi sa s&#8217;thuhet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8230;Pra, m\u00eb thuej. \u00c7&#8217;ke parasysh ti me &#8220;nji platform\u00eb kombtare&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Ia shpjegova fije p\u00ebr pe dhe ai &#8230;. mbajti sh\u00ebnim mor! Ah! Se desh harrova! Q\u00eb n\u00eb fillim m\u00eb k\u00ebrkoi ndjes\u00eb q\u00eb k\u00ebta 32 vite as nj\u00eb kafe s&#8217;ka q\u00ebndruar t\u00eb pij\u00eb me mua&#8230;. Nejse! I thash\u00eb se duhen ca pika si tip programi, si orientim. Si\u00e7 doli n\u00eb 2005 &#8220;me duar t\u00eb pastra&#8221; apo &#8220;do luftojm\u00eb krimin e organizuar&#8221;. Ai n\u00ebnqeshi<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mos m\u00eb thoni q\u00eb i keni gati doktor?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Gati Armir! &#8211; buz\u00ebqeshi s\u00ebrish &#8211; Por na duhet ta pjekim ende, ndaj po takoj njer\u00ebz t\u00eb men\u00e7ur e me vlera si ty.<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb val\u00eb t\u00eb nxehti m\u00eb pushtoi befas! Nuk di ta p\u00ebrshkruaj qejfin nga ky kompliment drejtp\u00ebrdrejt i Sali Berish\u00ebs p\u00ebr mua.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; M\u00eb lejoni edhe di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr doktor- guxova. &#8211; Kujdes n\u00eb PD!! Jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb grupe &#8211; grupe. Gjoja p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00eb mb\u00ebshtetur ty, por as q\u00eb ju rruhet fare p\u00ebr ty! Mezi presin t\u00eb ik\u00ebsh ti q\u00eb t\u00eb vazhdojn\u00eb &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E di Armir! &#8211; m\u00eb foli but\u00eb &#8211; Por ata nuk kan\u00eb t\u00eb ardhme! Koha e tyre ka per\u00ebnduar. Njer\u00ebz me integritet si ti do t\u00eb merrni n\u00eb dor\u00eb PD-n\u00eb e m\u00eb pas Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nuk e p\u00ebrshkruaj dot dridhjen q\u00eb m\u00eb p\u00ebrshkoi gjith\u00eb trupin. Iu hodha sip\u00ebr, e shtr\u00ebngova, e p\u00ebrqafova dhe th\u00ebrrisja: &#8221; Doktor! Doktor&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb t\u00eb njejt\u00ebn koh\u00eb mu b\u00eb edhe si z\u00ebri i mamas\u00eb:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Doktor! Doktor! Djali!! Po m\u00eb ik\u00ebn djali&#8230;.&#8221;!!<\/p>\n<p>Hapa syt\u00eb&#8230;. Mbi kryet e mi q\u00ebndronte nj\u00eb burr\u00eb me t\u00eb bardha.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ku \u00ebsht\u00eb doktori? &#8211; belb\u00ebzova<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ja! &#8211; ul\u00ebriu mamaja me duart drejtuar nga burri me t\u00eb bardha &#8211; shpirti mamit! Falemnderit Zotit u p\u00ebrmende!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ku \u00ebsht\u00eb Berisha? &#8211; thirra si dem i t\u00ebrbuar<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Qet\u00ebsohu Armir! &#8211; m\u00eb tha doktori me t\u00eb bardha por q\u00eb nuk qe Doktor Berisha. &#8211; Nj\u00eb goditje dielli por nuk besoj t\u00eb ket\u00eb pasoja&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ku shkoi Doktor Berisha? Saliiii! &#8211; klitha me d\u00ebshp\u00ebrim<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Djjjaliii! -klithi mami &#8211; Doktor m\u00eb shp\u00ebto djalin!!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mos u shqet\u00ebso n\u00ebno &#8211; i foli ky me t\u00eb bardha. Mbaje me kompresa t\u00eb ftohta n\u00eb ball\u00eb dhe akull pas koke.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; O doktor Berishaaaa! Po nuk m\u00eb d\u00ebgjove deri n\u00eb fund bre doktor&#8230; &#8211; vazhdova un\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8230;.n\u00ebse deri n\u00eb dark\u00eb vazhdon \u00ebndrra me Berish\u00ebn, na e sillni tek urgjenca e spitalit 5<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sot m\u00eb thirri Berisha! Tek p\u00ebr tek! Ndodhi q\u00eb u takuam ( n\u00eb dy aktivitete para protest\u00ebs s\u00eb 7 korrikut ) n\u00eb publik. &#8211; Armir! &#8211; m\u00eb tha Doktori &#8211; T\u00eb kam ndjek me shum&#8217; vmendje n\u00eb fjal\u00ebn tande! Kam mbajt edhe shnime&#8230; Un\u00eb rrall\u00eb emocionohem, por at\u00eb dit\u00eb realisht e pash\u00eb q\u00eb kur un\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":276082,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-276077","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276077\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/276082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}