{"id":280458,"date":"2022-08-29T12:59:42","date_gmt":"2022-08-29T10:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=280458"},"modified":"2022-08-29T12:59:42","modified_gmt":"2022-08-29T10:59:42","slug":"kryeministri-mjeshtri-i-madh-i-teneqeve-nga-edi-oga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/kryeministri-mjeshtri-i-madh-i-teneqeve-nga-edi-oga\/","title":{"rendered":"Kryeministri, mjeshtri i madh i teneqeve! &#8211; Nga Edi OGA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Edi Oga,\u00a0 p\u00ebr Newsbomb.al<\/p>\n<p>Brenda pak dit\u00ebsh, e kemi par\u00eb kryeministrin t\u00eb zbukuroj\u00eb gushat e dy sportist\u00ebve fitues me medalje mir\u00ebnjohjeje publike. M\u00eb par\u00eb, ai e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb shum\u00eb rrall\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb gjest, i l\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb \u2018err\u00ebsir\u00eb\u2019 nga shk\u00eblqimi i medaljeve dhe titujve t\u00eb cilat ish-presidenti i shp\u00ebrndante si t\u00eb ishin karamele.<\/p>\n<p>Tani q\u00eb presidentin e ka \u2018t\u00eb vetin\u2019, e b\u00ebn vet\u00eb dhe madje me zell k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb. Me siguri edhe n\u00eb dit\u00ebt n\u00eb vazhdim do t\u00eb kemi ceremoni t\u00eb tilla ku burri m\u00eb i gjat\u00eb dhe m\u00eb i njohur n\u00eb vend , do t\u2019u vendos\u00eb teneqe njer\u00ebzve q\u00eb ulin kok\u00ebn para tij me apo pa d\u00ebshir\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u2019i shtuar nj\u00eb \u2018teneqe\u2019 gush\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre prej fituesi.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fakt ata nuk kan\u00eb nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr at\u00eb \u2018teneqe\u2019, por ka ai nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb dal\u00eb n\u00eb foto e video duke ua vendosur, sepse i duhet p\u00ebr \u2018piar\u2019! N\u00ebse shfaqesh pran\u00eb nj\u00eb fituesi, automatikisht p\u00ebrfiton nga shk\u00eblqimi i tij. N\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb subkoshiente, shikuesit t\u00eb asociojn\u00eb me fituesin. Dhe kryeministri yn\u00eb m\u00eb tep\u00ebr se kurdo ka nevoj\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb duket si fitues.<\/p>\n<p>Fitues i tre betejave q\u00eb kan\u00eb shenjuar n\u00ebnt\u00eb vitet e tij t\u00eb mbret\u00ebrimit. Betej\u00ebn me t\u00ebrmetin, me pandemin\u00eb dhe tani betej\u00ebn me kriz\u00ebn ekonomike globale. P\u00ebr fatin e tij t\u00eb keq, kjo e fundit sapo ka filluar dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo q\u00eb ndoshta do ta zbres\u00eb nga kali. Sado fitues t\u00eb jesh apo t\u00eb dukesh, furia e njerzve t\u00eb pabuk\u00eb e t\u00eb padrita, t\u00eb merr p\u00ebrpara. Ai me siguri e parandjen k\u00ebt\u00eb, por po zgjedh rrug\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb shkurt\u00ebr p\u00ebr t\u00eb shp\u00ebtuar; at\u00eb q\u00eb deri tani i ka mbaruar pun\u00eb, at\u00eb t\u00eb fasad\u00ebs.<\/p>\n<p>Mbase i funksionon edhe p\u00ebr pak koh\u00eb, sepse shumica e njer\u00ebzve jan\u00eb t\u00eb hallakatur nga vera dhe t\u00eb mikluar nga \u00e7mimet e ul\u00ebta t\u00eb produkteve t\u00eb stin\u00ebs, por kur t\u00eb afrohet dimri, n\u00ebse gj\u00ebrat shkojn\u00eb si\u00e7 vet\u00eb ai i paralajm\u00ebron, njer\u00ebzit do t\u00eb ndjehen ndryshe.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk e di n\u00ebse n\u00eb ato muaj t\u00eb ftoht\u00eb do t\u00eb kemi drita t\u00eb shohim ceremoni vendosje teneqesh n\u00eb gushat e fituesve. Nuk e di n\u00ebse njer\u00ebzit do t\u00eb vazhdojn\u00eb t\u00eb mendojn\u00eb se \u2018k\u00ebta nuk jan\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00ebt, por m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb se k\u00ebta nuk ka\u2019! K\u00ebta q\u00eb than\u00eb kaskad\u00ebn e Drinit duke shitur lir\u00eb dhe duke bler\u00eb me 10-fish. K\u00ebta q\u00eb vun\u00eb bast me shiun dhe q\u00eb e humb\u00ebn at\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7mimet do t\u00eb rriten akoma dhe nuk e di n\u00ebse ceremonit\u00eb me teneqe do t\u00eb mjaftojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb qet\u00ebsuar shpirtra dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb ushqyer e ngrohur trupa!\/newsbomb.al<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Edi Oga,\u00a0 p\u00ebr Newsbomb.al Brenda pak dit\u00ebsh, e kemi par\u00eb kryeministrin t\u00eb zbukuroj\u00eb gushat e dy sportist\u00ebve fitues me medalje mir\u00ebnjohjeje publike. M\u00eb par\u00eb, ai e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb shum\u00eb rrall\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb gjest, i l\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb \u2018err\u00ebsir\u00eb\u2019 nga shk\u00eblqimi i medaljeve dhe titujve t\u00eb cilat ish-presidenti i shp\u00ebrndante si t\u00eb ishin karamele. Tani q\u00eb presidentin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":182878,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3366,5380,231,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-280458","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280458\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/182878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}