{"id":309912,"date":"2023-01-13T17:55:50","date_gmt":"2023-01-13T16:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=309912"},"modified":"2023-01-13T17:58:25","modified_gmt":"2023-01-13T16:58:25","slug":"edison-ypi-kerkoj-pastruese-nje-bythemadhe-me-tha-te-pastroj-e-te-shtrydh-po-kerkoj-pastruse-nuk-po-kerkoj-prostitute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/edison-ypi-kerkoj-pastruese-nje-bythemadhe-me-tha-te-pastroj-e-te-shtrydh-po-kerkoj-pastruse-nuk-po-kerkoj-prostitute\/","title":{"rendered":"Edison Ypi: K\u00ebrkoj pastruese. Nj\u00eb bythemadhe m\u00eb tha t\u00eb pastroj e t\u00eb shtrydh. Po k\u00ebrkoj pastruese, nuk po k\u00ebrkoj prostitut\u00eb."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/l7bgfeN.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/l7bgfeN.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/l7bgfeN.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/l7bgfeN.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/l7bgfeN.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Pastruse<\/p>\n<p>Nga Edison Ypi<\/p>\n<p>T\u00eb jetosh vet\u00ebm. T\u00eb shkruash pa u paguar. T\u00eb ik\u00ebsh si i hazdisur me naft\u00ebn t\u00ebnde n\u00ebp\u00ebr katunde t\u00eb larg\u00ebta p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb ngjyra marramend\u00ebse, nuhatur aromat deh\u00ebse, d\u00ebgjuar shushurimat e p\u00ebrrenjve,, dhe sht\u00ebpin\u00eb ta mbash t\u00eb rregullt, e pamundur pa nj\u00eb pastruse.<\/p>\n<p>Pyeta nja tre a kat\u00ebr gra t\u00eb m\u00ebhall\u00ebs n\u00ebse mund t\u00eb b\u00ebheshin pastrueset e mia kundrejt nj\u00eb \u00e7mimi t\u00eb arnsyesh\u00ebm t\u00eb pranuar nga t\u00eb t\u00eb dyja pal\u00ebt. Kujtuan se ua lypa. U thash\u00eb se nuk ishte fjala p\u00ebr lypje por p\u00ebr pastruse. Nuk u tund\u00ebn.<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00ebra tha: \u201cMerr nj\u00eb pastruse, p\u00ebrdore dhe si grua&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Tjetra ja priti: \u201cMerr grua, p\u00ebrdore dhe si pastruse&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ca bythmedha t\u00eb tjera q\u00eb pyeta secila i b\u00ebri reklam\u00eb aft\u00ebsive t\u00eb spikatura p\u00ebr pastruse kandidateve t\u00eb veta; kunata, mbesa, goca tezesh, hallash, dajallar\u00ebsh, xhaxhallar\u00ebsh, kush\u00ebrira t\u00eb para e t\u00eb dyta e t\u00eb treta, shoqe dhe shoqe t\u00eb shoqeve, komshie dhe gjithfar\u2019 st\u00ebrl\u00ebngjesh, p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilat \u00e7&#8217;nuk than\u00eb; Ka mbaruar dy t\u00eb mesme, \u00ebsht\u00eb nga Dibra, nga Mati, nga Skrapari, nga Lapardhaja, nga Pacomiti, babai pensionist, n\u00ebna qorre, nj\u00eb v\u00eblla berber, tjetri v\u00eblla i pa pun\u00eb, djal\u00eb xhaxhai kasap, dy motra t\u00eb martuara, nj\u00ebra burrin kollovar, tjetra q\u00eb \u00e7alon pak burrin n\u00eb burg, etj.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk ndalnin q\u00eb nuk ndalnin llapaqenet edhe pse u thash\u00eb kaq her\u00eb se n\u00eb kapitaliz\u00ebm nepotizmi dhe llapaqenizmi nuk funksionojn\u00eb etj. etj.<\/p>\n<p>Telefonova nj\u00eb gazet\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Dy zonja q\u00eb ofronin pastrim ishin t\u00eb z\u00ebna. E treta tha; Un\u00eb jam nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb e re q\u00eb mund t\u2019ju pastroj. N\u00ebse preferoni edhe ju shtrydh. Besoj se m\u00eb kupton.<\/p>\n<p>Po, i thash\u00eb, t\u00eb kuptoj, por po k\u00ebrkoj pastruse, nuk po k\u00ebrkoj prostitut\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Hoqa dor\u00eb nga gazetat.<\/p>\n<p>J&#8217;a qava hallin nj\u00eb zonje. U zhyt n\u00eb mendime zonja. Ta kam gjet pastrusen, tha.<\/p>\n<p>Erdhi t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen me pastrusen.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk jam dosido un\u2019, ja nisi pastrusja. Kam eksperienc\u00eb. Punoj n\u00eb disa vende. Pastroj pllaka, vetrata, plasma. Kam kalamaj t\u00eb rritur. Vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb \u00e7up\u00eb m\u00eb ka mbetur pa martuar. Kam nd\u00ebrtuar sht\u00ebpi t\u00eb re. Kemi mbjell\u00eb rrush rreth sht\u00ebpis\u00eb. Zjejm\u00eb raki.<\/p>\n<p>E vuri re se nga \u00e7&#8217;po thoshte mu ngrit\u00ebn nervat p\u00ebrpjet\u00eb si gj\u00ebmbat e iriqit. Mori frym\u00eb thell\u00eb;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKam q\u00ebn\u00eb Shefe Plani ! \u201d, tha krejt e zbeht\u00eb n\u00eb fytyr\u00eb duke pritur efektet shkat\u00ebrruese t\u00eb bomb\u00ebs q\u00eb sapo ma plasi para surratit.<\/p>\n<p>O hajvane, m\u00eb erdhi t\u2019i ul\u00ebrij, por b\u00ebra si b\u00ebra heshta.<\/p>\n<p>Ram\u00eb dakord p\u00ebr pazarin. U ndam\u00eb me premtimin se do vinte t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen n\u00eb or\u00ebn n\u00ebnt\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk erdhi n\u00eb n\u00ebnt\u00eb. As n\u00eb dhjet\u00eb. Erdhi n\u00eb nj\u00ebmb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb. Tha se do ta mbaronte pastrimin n\u00eb or\u00ebn 2. Epo mir\u00eb, i thash\u00eb, dhe shtr\u00ebngova nofullat e ika.<\/p>\n<p>Erdha n\u00eb 2. Tha se kishte pastruar nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb. Se i ishte dashur t\u00eb zbriste p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb disa l\u00ebngje dhe pluhura. M\u00eb erdhi t\u2019i ul\u00ebrija, por prap durova.<\/p>\n<p>Iku me ngut duke m\u00eb kujtuar se do vinte t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen p\u00ebr ta mbaruar pastrimin e t\u00ebr\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Mbeta i tmerruar nga gjithato llafe. Megjithat\u00eb jet\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb kjo. Sot do ket\u00eb pasur ndonj\u00eb hall. T\u00eb presim si do vej\u00eb nes\u00ebr e tutje.<\/p>\n<p>I hodha nj\u00eb sy dhom\u00ebs. Posht\u00eb tavolinave, n\u00ebn krevat dhe n\u00ebp\u00ebr qoshe, pluhur dynjaja.<\/p>\n<p>U t\u00ebrbova.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen e prita n\u00eb oborr.<\/p>\n<p>O mashtruese, i thash\u00eb, o hileqare, o llapaqene, na kto pare dhe hiqmu sysh.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk i l\u00ebvizi qerpiku.<\/p>\n<p>Mori paret.<\/p>\n<p>Tha; Mos b\u00ebrtit.<\/p>\n<p>Iku.<\/p>\n<p>Prej at\u00ebhere, e pastroj sht\u00ebpin\u00eb si Partia e Pun\u00ebs Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb. Me forcat e mia.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pastruse Nga Edison Ypi T\u00eb jetosh vet\u00ebm. T\u00eb shkruash pa u paguar. T\u00eb ik\u00ebsh si i hazdisur me naft\u00ebn t\u00ebnde n\u00ebp\u00ebr katunde t\u00eb larg\u00ebta p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb ngjyra marramend\u00ebse, nuhatur aromat deh\u00ebse, d\u00ebgjuar shushurimat e p\u00ebrrenjve,, dhe sht\u00ebpin\u00eb ta mbash t\u00eb rregullt, e pamundur pa nj\u00eb pastruse. Pyeta nja tre a kat\u00ebr gra t\u00eb m\u00ebhall\u00ebs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2031,"featured_media":309913,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[364,231],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-309912","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-koment-opinion","8":"category-lajme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2031"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309912\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/309913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}