{"id":314558,"date":"2023-02-28T13:29:11","date_gmt":"2023-02-28T12:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=314558"},"modified":"2023-02-28T13:29:11","modified_gmt":"2023-02-28T12:29:11","slug":"12-parametrat-qe-kam-per-te-votuar-kandidatin-per-kryetar-bashkie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/12-parametrat-qe-kam-per-te-votuar-kandidatin-per-kryetar-bashkie\/","title":{"rendered":"12 parametrat q\u00eb kam p\u00ebr t\u00eb votuar kandidatin p\u00ebr kryetar bashkie"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nga Profesor Artan Fuga!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kryq komunikacioni !<\/p>\n

Un\u00eb do t\u00eb vazhdoj t\u00eb paraqes 12 parametrat q\u00eb kam p\u00ebr t\u00eb votuar kandidatin p\u00ebr kryetar bashkie. Kush m\u00ebrzitet i lutem t\u00eb mos m\u00eb lexoj\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Deri tani kam paraqitur tre k\u00ebrkesa:<\/p>\n

1. Kulla vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr parkingje masive p\u00ebr automjete, q\u00eb t\u00eb rehatohen qytetar\u00ebt, mos paguajn\u00eb gjoba kot, dhe t\u00eb lirohen rrug\u00ebt dhe rrugicat e Tiran\u00ebs q\u00eb jan\u00eb si vrima gj\u00eblp\u00ebre ku kalojn\u00eb autobuza, tanksa, vetura, karroca, bi\u00e7ikleta dhe vet\u00ebm Zoti i madh\u00ebrish\u00ebm na mbron.<\/p>\n

2. Taksat t\u00eb riinvestohen pak a shum\u00eb atje ku mblidhen dhe mos b\u00ebhen vazo gjigande me lule fallco, dhe n\u00eb an\u00eb tjet\u00ebr rrug\u00ebt periferike t\u00eb duken si t\u00eb bombarduara nga marsian\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

3. Tregje fshatare t\u00eb v\u00ebrteta jo thjesht rafte a tezga guri ku shiten agrume kuvane dhe \u00e7akmak\u00eb kinez\u00eb bashk\u00eb me foto udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsish t\u00eb lavdish\u00ebm.<\/p>\n

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K\u00ebrkesa e kat\u00ebrt, lidhet pak a shum\u00eb edhe me aksidentin q\u00eb ndodhi dje ku autobuzi i unaz\u00ebs si dem i t\u00ebrbuar iu v\u00ebrsul makinave dhe njer\u00ebzve.<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb parantez\u00eb: un\u00eb nuk bindem se faji ishte vet\u00ebm i shoferit t\u00eb autobuzit. Por, nuk dua t\u00eb komentoj videon sepse ajo ishte e qart\u00eb, faji kurrsesi nuk ishte thjesht i tij. Por, t\u00eb rregullohet edhe ai dreq stacioni sepse \u00ebsht\u00eb vendosur n\u00eb vendin e gabuar. Para semaforit dhe para kthes\u00ebs, n\u00eb nj\u00eb kryq\u00ebzim q\u00eb pengon fush\u00ebpamjet. Ai krijon parakushte p\u00ebr aksidente!<\/p>\n

Dakord, vishjani t\u00eb gjitha atij t\u00eb shkretit, por mos harroni se veturat duhet t\u00eb mbajn\u00eb distanca nga nj\u00ebra tjetra. Se mos vet\u00ebm autobuzi ec\u00ebn shpejt. Mbi t\u00eb gjitha un\u00eb kam iden\u00eb se atje ku ec\u00ebn autobuzi ka ose duhet t\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb nj\u00eb pist\u00eb t\u00eb dedikuar vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr t\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Nuk e mbroj fare shoferin e autobuzit, por i heq kapel\u00ebn vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr nj\u00eb gj\u00eb, sepse ai n\u00eb \u00e7ast e ktheu timonin nga rruga dhe jo nga trotuari sepse sot mund t\u00eb kishim dhjet\u00ebra t\u00eb vrar\u00eb nga njer\u00ebzit k\u00ebmb\u00ebsor\u00eb q\u00eb ecnin n\u00eb trotuar.<\/p>\n

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D\u00ebnoheni, por edhe dekorojeni si n\u00eb romanin e Hygoit 1793!<\/p>\n

Po t\u00eb kisha qen\u00eb avokati i tij n\u00eb gjyq, ai do t\u00eb dilte pothuajse i pafajsh\u00ebm, ose mle p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi t\u00eb ndara me t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

Un\u00eb nuk kuptoj se p\u00ebrse ta zem\u00eb aty te ministria e jashtme trotuaret jan\u00eb me mbrojt\u00ebse kurse k\u00ebtej ur\u00ebs nuk jan\u00eb m\u00eb! Cfar\u00eb logjike ka k\u00ebtu?<\/p>\n

Por, nejse, un\u00eb them se n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr dy linja gjigande tramvaji, nj\u00ebra nga sheshi n\u00ebn\u00eb Tereza deri n\u00eb Rinas, dhe tjetra nga Kinostudio deri n\u00eb Kombinat. Dy linja vertikale, nj\u00eb kryq komunikimi.<\/p>\n

Kjo do ta transformonte kryeqytetin nd\u00ebr t\u00eb tjera do lironte rrug\u00ebt, do mbronte nga aksidentet, do kursente karburant, do pastronte ajrin, do t\u00eb ruante temperaturat, dhe nuk do t\u00eb kishim aksidente monstruoze.<\/p>\n

Kam dhjet\u00eb vjet q\u00eb b\u00ebrtas p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb.<\/p>\n

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Nga Profesor Artan Fuga! Kryq komunikacioni ! Un\u00eb do t\u00eb vazhdoj t\u00eb paraqes 12 parametrat q\u00eb kam p\u00ebr t\u00eb votuar kandidatin p\u00ebr kryetar bashkie. Kush m\u00ebrzitet i lutem t\u00eb mos m\u00eb lexoj\u00eb. Deri tani kam paraqitur tre k\u00ebrkesa: 1. Kulla vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr parkingje masive p\u00ebr automjete, q\u00eb t\u00eb rehatohen qytetar\u00ebt, mos paguajn\u00eb gjoba kot, dhe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":124373,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-314558","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314558\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/124373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}