{"id":315795,"date":"2023-03-12T13:58:51","date_gmt":"2023-03-12T12:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=315795"},"modified":"2023-03-12T13:58:51","modified_gmt":"2023-03-12T12:58:51","slug":"kush-e-ka-fajin-per-aksidentet-shteti-apo-idiotet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/kush-e-ka-fajin-per-aksidentet-shteti-apo-idiotet\/","title":{"rendered":"Kush e ka fajin p\u00ebr aksidentet: Shteti apo idiot\u00ebt?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jav\u00ebn e kaluar n\u00eb Berlin, m\u00eb telefonoi Arjani, nj\u00eb mik q\u00eb ka emigruar 2 vitet e fundit n\u00eb Gjermani.<\/p>\n<p>Alo Kreshnik, a njeh ndonj\u00eb mjek n\u00eb spitalin psikiatrik- m\u00eb pyeti.<\/p>\n<p>Jo, jo i thash, nuk njoh asnj\u00eb psikiat\u00ebr, por pse t\u00eb duhet?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDuhet t\u00eb kaloj testin e idiotit- mu p\u00ebrgjigj, sepse policia m\u00eb ka hequr patent\u00ebn e makin\u00ebs sepse 3 her\u00eb brenda vitit kalova normat e shpejt\u00ebsis\u00eb.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Q\u00eb t\u00eb jem i sinqert\u00eb m\u00eb erdhi shum\u00eb keq sepse Arjani \u00ebsht\u00eb familjar dhe makin\u00ebn e ka mjet pune. Ai kishte gjetur pun\u00eb si shofer sapo u njoh\u00ebn patentat shqiptare n\u00eb Gjermani.<\/p>\n<p>Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb ligji gjerman: 3 her\u00eb e nj\u00ebjta shkelje dhe konsiderohesh idiot sepse nj\u00eb njeri normal nuk mund ta b\u00ebj\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Mu kujtua kjo histori kur hapa lajmet dhe tre kronikat kryesore ishin me aksidente masive n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri.<\/p>\n<p>A e keni par\u00eb sa shum\u00eb idiot\u00eb dhe rruga\u00e7\u00eb ka rrug\u00ebve t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb q\u00eb u japin makinave si t\u00eb \u00e7mendur?<\/p>\n<p>Plote dhe p\u00ebrplot n\u00eb qytet dhe autostrada duhet t\u00eb ul\u00ebrinin dhe shash nga n\u00ebna dhe motra 10% t\u00eb drejtuesve t\u00eb makinave. N\u00eb fakt Europa ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7mendur se Shqip\u00ebria, por shteti ju b\u00ebn rreshtore n\u00ebse shkelin ligjin.<\/p>\n<p>A ju ka ndodhur t\u00eb udh\u00ebtoni me makin\u00eb n\u00eb Europ\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Nga Belgjika, Holanda, Gjermania, Austria, Sllovenia apo Kroacia nuk shikon asnj\u00eb polic n\u00eb rrug\u00eb por populli respekton rregullat e qarkullimit rrugor\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa sapo hyn n\u00eb kufirin shqiptar \u00e7do 4-5 km shikon makina policie por q\u00eb nuk e b\u00ebjn\u00eb dot zap kaosin dhe rruga\u00e7et anarkist.<\/p>\n<p>Jeta e shum\u00eb shqiptareve rruga\u00e7 v\u00ebrtitet rreth timonit dhe shpejt\u00ebsis\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>K\u00ebta idiot\u00eb s\u2019kan\u00eb pasur shans t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb gara n\u00eb profesion dhe e vetmja konkurrenc\u00eb e tyre \u00ebsht\u00eb makina luksoze.<\/p>\n<p>K\u00ebta fund\u00ebrrina e kan\u00eb jet\u00ebn e tyre aq bosh, sa e gjith\u00eb krenaria e tyre \u00ebsht\u00eb makina.<\/p>\n<p>Ata s\u2019kan\u00eb pasur mund\u00ebsi n\u00eb jet\u00eb t\u00eb rivalizojn\u00eb me t\u00eb tjer\u00eb p\u00ebrve\u00e7 parakalimit makinave.<\/p>\n<p>Jeta e halabak\u00ebve shqiptar\u00eb fillon tek lavazhi makin\u00ebs dhe mbaron tek parkimi dysh n\u00eb mes rrug\u00ebs. Sigurisht rruga nga lavazhi deri tek klubi lagjes p\u00ebrshkruhet duke hapur xhamat dhe duke nxjerr\u00eb dor\u00ebn me rolex n\u00eb dritare q\u00eb ti shohim kush kalon n\u00eb trotuar. Disa prej tyre kan\u00eb shitur gomarin ose lop\u00ebt p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb Range Rover. Disa t\u00eb tjer\u00eb kan\u00eb mbjell hashash. T\u00eb tjer\u00eb e kan\u00eb dhurat\u00eb nga babi i tyre hajdut p\u00ebr dat\u00eblindje.<\/p>\n<p>Fatkeq\u00ebsisht kjo pjes\u00eb e shoq\u00ebris\u00eb nuk jan\u00eb pakic\u00eb por me mij\u00ebra idiot\u00eb q\u00eb trazojn\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb autostradat shqiptare.<\/p>\n<p>Rruga\u00e7 ka dhe Europa por me nj\u00eb ndryshim, q\u00eb atje edhe nj\u00eb qytetar i thjesht\u00eb si Arjani konsiderohet me ligj idiot n\u00ebse b\u00ebn tre her\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin gabim, nd\u00ebrsa n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri idiot\u00ebt q\u00eb p\u00ebrplasin tre familje konsiderohen \u00e7una t\u00eb nderuar t\u00eb lagjes dhe djem t\u00eb llastuar t\u00eb baballar\u00ebve.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebr k\u00ebto arsye ka ardhur koha p\u00ebr nj\u00eb ligj kund\u00ebr idiot\u00ebve dhe drogaxhive q\u00eb po fluturojn\u00eb mbi kokat tuaja duke marr\u00eb jet\u00eb njer\u00ebzish dhe duke shkat\u00ebrruar me qindra familje.<\/p>\n<p>Pse Shqip\u00ebria jon\u00eb e vog\u00ebl ka kaq shum\u00eb idiot\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr rrug\u00eb?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jav\u00ebn e kaluar n\u00eb Berlin, m\u00eb telefonoi Arjani, nj\u00eb mik q\u00eb ka emigruar 2 vitet e fundit n\u00eb Gjermani. Alo Kreshnik, a njeh ndonj\u00eb mjek n\u00eb spitalin psikiatrik- m\u00eb pyeti. Jo, jo i thash, nuk njoh asnj\u00eb psikiat\u00ebr, por pse t\u00eb duhet? \u201cDuhet t\u00eb kaloj testin e idiotit- mu p\u00ebrgjigj, sepse policia m\u00eb ka hequr [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":305494,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-315795","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315795\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/305494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}