Nga Edison Ypi
\nMir\u00ebmbr\u00ebma shoku kurvi, fillojm\u00eb transmetimet.<\/p>\n
Pas k\u00ebtij grushti fjal\u00ebsh t\u00eb nj\u00eb spikereje televizive niste \u00e7do mbr\u00ebmje ferri propagandistik televiziv me filma t\u00eb p\u00ebshtir\u00eb deri n\u00eb vjellje, pun\u00eb inekzistente, suksese imagjinare, heroizma halucinante, t\u00eb gjitha t\u00eb ideuara nga diktatori, t\u00eb urdh\u00ebruara nga diktatori, t\u00eb survejuara nga diktatori.<\/p>\n
Gjith\u00e7ka q\u00eb mund t\u00eb shihje n\u00eb televizionin q\u00eb diktatori vet\u00eb e b\u00ebnte dhe vet\u00eb e shihte, ishin, nj\u00eb traktor q\u00eb \u00e7ante arat, nj\u00eb mjel\u00ebse q\u00eb tejkalonte planin, nj\u00eb ushtar q\u00eb mbronte atdheun.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb k\u00ebto kushte, meq\u00ebn\u00ebse n\u00eb at\u00eb burg, si n\u00eb \u00e7do burg, mes t\u00eb burgosurve dhe gardian\u00ebve ka gjithmon\u00eb ndonj\u00eb vuajtje t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebt, etja p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb televizionet e huaja u b\u00eb gjithp\u00ebrfshir\u00ebse.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebrpjekjet e eth\u00ebshme p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb fshehtaz televizionet e huaja vazhduan me vite.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb rrjet\u00eb teli apo nj\u00eb tepsi me vrima varuar n\u00eb tavan ose fiksuara diku n\u00eb nj\u00eb pozicion ku televizori \u201ckapte\u201d, pat\u00ebn nj\u00eb far\u00eb suksesi p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb me v\u00ebshtir\u00ebsi ndonj\u00eb film, por nuk qen\u00eb zgjidhje.<\/p>\n
Rrjeta e telit dhe tepsia me brima nxjerr\u00eb n\u00eb ballkon mbuluar me ndonj\u00eb rreck\u00eb hedhur mbi t\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos u par\u00eb nga rruga, as kjo nuk dha rezultat.<\/p>\n
Val\u00ebt televizive per\u00ebndimiore refuzonin t\u00eb hynin n\u00eb sht\u00ebpit\u00eb e shqiptar\u00ebve t\u00eb joshura nga tela dhe tepsia.<\/p>\n
Plas\u00ebn barcaletat.<\/p>\n
Barcaletat vinin n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb pasi ngjizeshin n\u00eb Shkod\u00ebr dhe ambalazhoheshin n\u00eb La\u00e7.<\/p>\n
Nga Shkodra ku thoshin \u201cN\u2019shpin teme asht i nalum me u pa televizioni shqiptar\u201d, erdhi haberi se frigoriferit bosh ose m\u00eb k\u00ebpuc\u00eb brenda p\u00ebr t\u2019i mbajtur t\u00eb fresk\u00ebta, po t\u2019i shtoje disa llampa, shndrrohej n\u00eb televizor t\u00eb cilit po t\u2019i vendosje p\u00ebrsip\u00ebr nj\u00eb Dhi\u2019 t\u00eb vog\u00ebl bronxi nga ato q\u00eb prodhonte \u201cArtistikja Migjeni\u201d, b\u00ebhej \u201cme i dhi m\u2019te\u201d dhe problemi p\u00ebr me pa t\u00eb gjitha televizionet e bot\u00ebs ishte i zgjidhur.<\/p>\n
Kur eksperimentet me dhe pa llampa, me dhe pa dhi\u2019 mbi t\u00eb, nuk dhan\u00eb rezultat, u muar vesh se p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb televizion duhej anten\u00eb e v\u00ebn\u00eb mbi terrac\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Energjit\u00eb kreative t\u00eb shpenzuara p\u00ebr nd\u00ebrtimin e veprave t\u00eb 5 vje\u00e7ar\u00ebve ishin hi\u00e7asgj\u00eb ndaj pun\u00ebs kolosale kreative p\u00ebr nd\u00ebrtimin dhe fshehjen e anten\u00ebs televizive.<\/p>\n
Televizioni VHF i diktatorit k\u00ebrkonte anten\u00eb t\u00eb madhe me tuba t\u00eb gjat\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Televizionet e huaja UHF k\u00ebrkonin anten\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl me tuba t\u00eb shkurt\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
Fshehja e anten\u00ebs t\u00eb vogl\u00ebs UHF brenda anten\u00ebs t\u00eb madhe VHF, si plot\u00ebsisht e mundur, shkaktoi nj\u00eb hutim ngaz\u00ebllyes. Element\u00ebt e shkurt\u00ebr t\u00eb anten\u00ebs s\u00eb vog\u00ebl u zgjat\u00ebn artificialisht me tuba plastike. Pensionist\u00ebt dhe spiunat q\u00eb vigj\u00eblonin nga oborri i pallatit nuk mund t\u00eb vinin re holl\u00ebsira t\u00eb tilla n\u00eb distanc\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Sa m\u00eb lart t\u00eb ngrihej antena, aq m\u00eb i \u00ebmb\u00ebl dukej helmi i kultur\u00ebs borgjezo-revizioniste.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb djalosh tek Rruga e Durr\u00ebsit q\u00eb quhej Kirov, e ngriti anten\u00ebn m\u00eb lart\u00eb se t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, mbi 10 metra mbi terrac\u00eb.<\/p>\n
E drejtoi si duhet nga per\u00ebndimi, e shtr\u00ebngoi me bulona, bulonat i sharroi dhe i shurroi q\u00eb t\u00eb ndryshkeshin dhe t\u00eb mos liroheshin dot nga asnj\u00eb spiun, asnj\u00eb pensionist, asnj\u00eb \u00e7els anglez.<\/p>\n
Emri rus i djaloshit trim q\u00eb babain e kishte oficer, shkaktonte nj\u00eb mahnitje t\u00eb k\u00ebndshme q\u00eb provonte se antikonformizmi nuk ishte fenomen klasor, as shoq\u00ebror, e aq m\u00eb pak politik.<\/p>\n
Dikush tha se aft\u00ebsia e anten\u00ebs p\u00ebr t\u00eb thithur val\u00ebt shtohej duksh\u00ebm n\u00ebse element\u00ebt e saj prej tuba bakri mbusheshin me zhiv\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Magazinat e nd\u00ebrmarrjeve u boshatis\u00ebn nga tubat e bakrit.<\/p>\n
Nga farmacit\u00eb u zhduk\u00ebn termometrat t\u00eb cil\u00ebve u merrej zhiva.<\/p>\n
Kur u pa se zhiva e termometrave nuk dha efekt, u hap fjala se duhej zhiva e kuqe, zhiva e n\u00ebndet\u00ebseve q\u00eb ndodheshin n\u00eb Pasha Liman.
\nI kuq flamuri, i kuq gjaku, e kuqe ideologjia, e kuqe rruga e partis\u00eb, t\u00eb kuq librat e diktatorit, t\u00eb kuqe citatet e maos, i kuq horizonti, e kuqe lindja, i kuq \u201cK\u00ebndi i Kuq\u201d, e kuqe coha e podiumeve, e kuqe edhe zhiva e antenave. Ah jo, kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e tep\u00ebrt, mjaft se m\u00eb \u00e7mende.<\/p>\n
U muar vesh se legjendat p\u00ebr zhiva me ngjyra i p\u00ebrhapte Sigurimi. T\u00eb eturit p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb filma dhe lajme i pushtoi d\u00ebshp\u00ebrimi dhe frika.<\/p>\n
Por nuk u tut\u00ebn.<\/p>\n
Sofokli Karpuzi prodhoi fshehtas n\u00eb \u201cUzin\u00ebn Traktori\u201d stampa t\u00eb posa\u00e7me p\u00ebr t\u00eb prer\u00eb element\u00eb antene me konfiguracion si bisht dallandysheje.<\/p>\n
Shtysa q\u00eb Sofo i dha sofistikimit t\u00eb anten\u00ebs i v\u00ebshtir\u00ebsoi teknikat p\u00ebr fshehjen e anten\u00ebs, ama p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsoi goxha cil\u00ebsin\u00eb e figur\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Tu\u00e7 Zyma \u00ebnd\u00ebrronte nj\u00eb repetitor t\u00eb fshehur n\u00eb nj\u00eb ka\u00e7ub\u00eb n\u00eb maj\u00eb t\u00eb Dajtit.<\/p>\n
Repetitori i Tu\u00e7it do t\u2019i merrte val\u00ebt direkt nga italia.<\/p>\n
Por Tu\u00e7i nuk e zgjidhi dot problemin e ushqimit t\u00eb repetitorit me energji. Me bateri nuk ishte e mundur.<\/p>\n
Tu\u00e7i nuk mund t\u00eb shkonte nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb muaj n\u00eb Maj\u00eb t\u00eb Dajtit p\u00ebr t\u00eb nd\u00ebrruar baterit\u00eb nga frika se e arrestonin n\u00eb em\u00ebr t\u00eb popullit me sebepin se ishte nisur p\u00ebr tu arratisur nga Martaneshi.<\/p>\n
Meq\u00ebnse ushqimin e repetitorit nuk e zgjidhi dot as me energji diellore, projekti i Tu\u00e7it mbeti \u00ebnd\u00ebrr e parealizuar si \u00ebnd\u00ebrrat e pararoj\u00ebs s\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00ebsve t\u00eb antenave q\u00eb ishin kryesisht qeflijt\u00eb e filmave porno.<\/p>\n
Thuhej se televizori n\u00eb Laprak\u00eb s\u2019kap.
\nN\u00eb Kino Studio edhe kap edhe s\u2019kap.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb Sauk kap.<\/p>\n
U b\u00ebn\u00eb harta me vendet ku televizori kapte dhe s\u2019kapte.
\nNj\u00eb numur banor\u00ebsh t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs t\u00eb etur p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb televizionet e huaja, nd\u00ebrruan sht\u00ebpit\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb vajtur n\u00eb vendet ku televizori kapte.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb terrac\u00ebn e nj\u00eb pallatit pran\u00eb Medreses\u00eb dikush instaloi nj\u00eb anten\u00eb brenda nj\u00eb kutie d\u00ebrrase mbyllur me beze t\u00eb kuqe mbi t\u00eb cil\u00ebn ishte shkruar \u201cRroft\u00eb diktatori\u201d.<\/p>\n
Anten\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb sofistikuar, at\u00eb me bosht q\u00eb dilte mbi terrac\u00eb nga kanali i tymit t\u00eb sob\u00ebs dhe ulej dit\u00ebn e ngrihej nat\u00ebn si periskop n\u00ebndetseje, e nd\u00ebrtoi i n\u00ebnshkruari q\u00eb ka par\u00eb mij\u00ebra filma, por kurr\u00eb nj\u00eb film shqiptar.<\/p>\n
*Titulli i origjinalit: \u201cAntena\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Edison Ypi Mir\u00ebmbr\u00ebma shoku kurvi, fillojm\u00eb transmetimet. Pas k\u00ebtij grushti fjal\u00ebsh t\u00eb nj\u00eb spikereje televizive niste \u00e7do mbr\u00ebmje ferri propagandistik televiziv me filma t\u00eb p\u00ebshtir\u00eb deri n\u00eb vjellje, pun\u00eb inekzistente, suksese imagjinare, heroizma halucinante, t\u00eb gjitha t\u00eb ideuara nga diktatori, t\u00eb urdh\u00ebruara nga diktatori, t\u00eb survejuara nga diktatori. Gjith\u00e7ka q\u00eb mund t\u00eb shihje n\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":319423,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-319422","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319422\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/319423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}