Shkruar nga: Ermal Mulosmani<\/p>\n
Sipas disa rregullave t\u00eb panjohura p\u00ebr bot\u00ebn ton\u00eb tok\u00ebsore, n\u00eb mbret\u00ebrin\u00eb e p\u00ebrjetshme ku do t\u00eb shkojm\u00eb, t\u00eb vdekurit kan\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00eb q\u00eb nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb 30-40 vjet t\u00eb mb\u00ebrrijn\u00eb p\u00ebrmes rrug\u00ebve hyjnore n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb bot\u00ebn ton\u00eb t\u00eb thjesht\u00eb e t\u00eb marrin informacione se \u00e7far\u00eb ndodh me ne. Thon\u00eb q\u00eb fantazmat e tyre vijn\u00eb e b\u00ebjn\u00eb dokumentar\u00eb p\u00ebr ndodhit\u00eb tona qesharake q\u00eb transmetohen n\u00eb prime time n\u00eb Televizionet m\u00eb t\u00eb njohura t\u00eb bot\u00ebs s\u00eb p\u00ebrtejme. <\/p>\n
Shoku Enver kishte par\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb nj\u00eb dokumentar t\u00eb till\u00eb ku flitej gjer\u00eb e gjat\u00eb p\u00ebr nostalgjin\u00eb q\u00eb shqipot kan\u00eb p\u00ebr koh\u00ebn e tij dhe ishte p\u00ebrlotur shum\u00eb. I kishte treguar edhe Nexhmija kur mb\u00ebrriti q\u00eb kan\u00eb ndryshuar koh\u00ebt por si besohej. <\/p>\n
K\u00ebrkoi leje te Hadesi, Per\u00ebndia e Vdekjes, zoti absolut i n\u00ebntok\u00ebs: \u201cKam sunduar nj\u00eb vend t\u00eb vog\u00ebl dikur, me t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtat ligj\u00ebsi si\u00e7 na sundon edhe ti k\u00ebtu. Doja t\u00eb shihja se \u00e7\u2019b\u00ebhet se m\u00eb kan\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb se i ka marr\u00eb malli p\u00ebr mua megjith\u00ebse nuk lash\u00eb gj\u00eb pa u b\u00ebr\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n
Hadesi mori informacion nga kasnec\u00ebt e tij t\u00eb bot\u00ebs s\u00eb varreve dhe u informua se ushtar Enveri \u00ebsht\u00eb nga m\u00eb t\u00eb bindurit e ligjeve t\u00eb err\u00ebta, nj\u00eb zbatues fanatik i doktrin\u00ebs s\u00eb tij. I dha leje 3 or\u00eb t\u00eb merrte informacion si dhe t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn e inkarnacionit t\u00eb shpirtit t\u00eb tij n\u00eb trupin e nj\u00eb mbitok\u00ebsori n\u00eb rast se do ta shikonte t\u00eb arsyeshme.<\/p>\n
K\u00ebshtu, fantazma e Enverit mb\u00ebrriti n\u00eb trojet tona nj\u00eb nat\u00eb pa h\u00ebn\u00eb, me shi e bubullima, pak pas mesnate, n\u00eb Pallatin e Brigadave. Nga pala e mbitok\u00ebsor\u00ebve ishte caktuar Gramoz Ru\u00e7i si pjes\u00ebmarr\u00ebs n\u00eb bisedime.<\/p>\n
Gramozi: \u201cMir\u00eb se na erdhe shoku Enver! Kam nj\u00eb emocion t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonsh\u00ebm, t\u00eb paprovuar kurr\u00eb n\u00eb jet\u00ebn time. Mbaj mend kur m\u00eb caktove Sekretar t\u00eb Par\u00eb t\u00eb Tepelen\u00ebs kur isha 27 vje\u00e7ar, \u00e7unak. I sh\u00ebrbeva me mish e me shpirt Partis\u00eb, vrava, preva, d\u00ebnova pa kompromis me qindra shkel\u00ebs t\u00eb vij\u00ebs tuaj. Foton t\u00ebnde nuk e hoqa nga xhepi as at\u00ebher\u00eb kur kund\u00ebrshatr\u00ebt m\u00eb detyruan t\u00eb arratisesha i veshur si grua n\u00eb Greqi. Ka nj\u00eb ngaz\u00ebllim t\u00eb papar\u00eb nga gjith\u00eb Partia jon\u00eb p\u00ebr vizit\u00ebn tuaj. Jan\u00eb mbledhur t\u00eb gjith\u00eb e po presin porosit\u00eb e tua.\u201d<\/p>\n
Enveri: \u201cQet\u00ebsohu Gramoz, qet\u00ebsohu. Lufta e kllasave si ka shkuar\u201d<\/p>\n
Gramozi: \u201cKemi shpikur nj\u00eb luft\u00eb t\u00eb re kllasash shoku Enver. Armiqt\u00eb i l\u00ebm\u00eb t\u00eb flasim sa t\u00eb duan. Ka dal\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb metod\u00eb e re, quhet Facebook. Aty, ata shkruajn\u00eb ne mbajm\u00eb sh\u00ebnime. Kemi me mij\u00ebra patronazhist\u00eb, kudo, n\u00eb \u00e7do cep t\u00eb Atdheut q\u00eb mbajn\u00eb sh\u00ebnime. K\u00ebta tipat i l\u00ebm\u00eb pa pun\u00eb, u nxijm\u00eb jet\u00ebn me kontrolle shtet\u00ebrore, tatime, taksa derisa marrin arratin\u00eb. Hapja e kufinjve paska qen\u00eb melhem shoku Enver, gjysma e tyre ikin n\u00eb emigracion, gjysma tjet\u00ebr vuan p\u00ebr buk\u00ebn e goj\u00ebs k\u00ebtu. L\u00ebpir\u00ebsat tan\u00eb q\u00eb shkruajn\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb t\u00eb paguar. Gjithj\u00eb dit\u00ebn i bien opozit\u00ebs, dmth atyre q\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb kurrfar\u00eb pushteti. Televizionet i kemi tonat, analist\u00ebt gjithashtu. Pronat, tokat, hotelet, licensat, bregdetin, tregtin\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha i kemi ne. Kemi gjet\u00eb nj\u00eb udh\u00ebheq\u00ebs pehlivan, djalin e shokut Kristaq. Eh, \u00e7\u2019vete me t\u00eb more shoku Enver! Nuk t\u00eb ka l\u00ebn\u00eb gj\u00eb mangut\u2026<\/p>\n
Enveri: \u201cPo thon\u00eb q\u00eb kjo bota juaj demokratike ka edhe Opozit\u00eb, po ata \u00e7\u2019b\u00ebjn\u00eb, si durojn\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Gramozi: \u201cEhh, po aty e filluam pun\u00ebn t\u00eb par\u00ebt. Pat\u00ebm fat n\u00eb fillim se gjet\u00ebm Kryetar nj\u00eb tip spitullaq q\u00eb t\u00eb ngjan ty n\u00eb pamje por nuk ka lidhje me ty n\u00eb asgj\u00eb. K\u00ebtij tipit i kemi gjet\u00eb an\u00ebn dhe ia b\u00ebjm\u00eb qejfin. Kemi 8 vjet q\u00eb e mbajm\u00eb aty dhe tani do e mbajm\u00eb edhe 8 t\u00eb tjera. T\u00eb thash\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb usta ky djali I Kristaqit\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Enveri: \u201cPo nga t\u00eb mit\u00eb kan\u00eb mbet\u00eb ndonj\u00eb\u201d?<\/p>\n
Gramozi ngrihet n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb me grushtin lart: \u201cPo t\u00eb gjith\u00eb tut\u00eb jemi o shoku Enver! E di kush ishin m\u00eb t\u00eb votuarit? Un\u00eb n\u00eb Fier, hetuesi m\u00eb i eg\u00ebr i Kruj\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i votuari i Tiran\u00ebs nd\u00ebrsa nj\u00eb fatos i p\u00ebrzgjedhur t\u00eb k\u00ebndonte k\u00ebng\u00ebt e tua n\u00eb koh\u00ebt e lavdishme, Taulanti, \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i votuari i Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb. Praktikisht ne jemi njer\u00ebzit m\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb. Ja t\u00eb them edhe nj\u00eb t\u00eb fundit. E di kush e b\u00ebri Reform\u00ebn n\u00eb Drejt\u00ebsi shoku Enver? Kat\u00ebr hetuesit e njohur t\u00eb koh\u00ebs suaj. I pari ka arrestuar dhe internuar pse dikush qeshi n\u00eb koh\u00ebn e vdekjes t\u00ebnde. E rrihte vet\u00eb, me tel, t\u00eb arrestuarin… Fatmir e quajn\u00eb, Fatmir Xhafa, t\u00eb sillte lule n\u00eb tribun\u00eb dikur. Pastaj \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb korcar, Ardian Dvorani. Shefi i madh i Prokuroris\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb ish hetues shkodran i koh\u00ebs son\u00eb t\u00eb lavdishme\u2026.<\/p>\n
Enveri: \u201cPo Amerika nuk thot\u00eb gj\u00eb fare k\u00ebshtu\u201d<\/p>\n
Gramozi: \u201cAh more shoku Enver, po k\u00ebtu \u00ebsht\u00eb gjith\u00eb sekreti. Amerika \u00ebsht\u00eb aleati kryesor i yni n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb luft\u00eb. Ky pelivani yn\u00eb e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb p\u00ebr vete. Shih \u00e7\u2019b\u00ebhet p\u00ebr shembull. Ne vjedhim zgjedhjet Amerika godet Opozit\u00ebn. K\u00ebta hetuesit e koh\u00ebs suaj i ka dekoruar “Heronj t\u00eb Demokracis\u00eb”. Lakejt\u00eb jan\u00eb aty p\u00ebr t\u00eb shpjeguar q\u00eb fajin e ka Opozita\u2026. Ehhh \u00e7 vete more shoku Enver, kam mbetur edhe vet\u00eb pa goj\u00eb. Kjo demokracia paska qen\u00eb shp\u00ebtim. Ky pehlivani yn\u00eb u jep dajak e nuk i l\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebrtasin nga dhimbja. Plus q\u00eb i tall shoku Enver, i tall shum\u00eb, i tall t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Rri gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn n\u00eb Televizion e i posht\u00ebron t\u00eb gjith\u00eb\u201d. <\/p>\n
Ata e duartrokasin p\u00ebr posht\u00ebrimin\u2026<\/p>\n
Shokut Enver i thahet goja. Mund\u00ebsia e inkarnacionit t\u00eb shpirtit t\u00eb tij n\u00eb nj\u00eb trup tok\u00ebsori shqiptar iu duk e kot\u00eb. Ky pelivani i Kristaqit qenka 100 her\u00eb m\u00eb i zoti. Vendosi t\u00eb futet para kohe n\u00eb mbret\u00ebrin\u00eb e tij t\u00eb Hadesit.<\/p>\n
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Shkruar nga: Ermal Mulosmani Sipas disa rregullave t\u00eb panjohura p\u00ebr bot\u00ebn ton\u00eb tok\u00ebsore, n\u00eb mbret\u00ebrin\u00eb e p\u00ebrjetshme ku do t\u00eb shkojm\u00eb, t\u00eb vdekurit kan\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00eb q\u00eb nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb 30-40 vjet t\u00eb mb\u00ebrrijn\u00eb p\u00ebrmes rrug\u00ebve hyjnore n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb bot\u00ebn ton\u00eb t\u00eb thjesht\u00eb e t\u00eb marrin informacione se \u00e7far\u00eb ndodh me ne. Thon\u00eb q\u00eb fantazmat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":320445,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,239,5439,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-320444","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-humor","9":"category-ironi","10":"category-politike","11":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=320444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320444\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/320445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=320444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=320444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=320444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}