{"id":328470,"date":"2023-07-25T15:50:57","date_gmt":"2023-07-25T13:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=328470"},"modified":"2023-07-25T15:50:57","modified_gmt":"2023-07-25T13:50:57","slug":"analiza-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-shoqata-vendosi-naten-qe-ta-mbaje-indrit-sefa-per-tja-dhene-lulit-pala-e-madhe-akuzon-te-voglat-se","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/analiza-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-shoqata-vendosi-naten-qe-ta-mbaje-indrit-sefa-per-tja-dhene-lulit-pala-e-madhe-akuzon-te-voglat-se\/","title":{"rendered":"Analiza satirike e Gjekmarkajt: Shoqata vendosi nat\u00ebn q\u00eb ta mbaj\u00eb Indrit Sefa p\u00ebr t\u2019ja dh\u00ebn\u00eb Lulit, pala e madhe akuzon t\u00eb voglat se\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dua edhe un\u00eb vul\u00ebn time!<\/p>\n<p>Pun\u00ebt n\u00eb PD zyrtare po b\u00ebhen serioze shum\u00eb. Kush ka sh\u00ebndet e daulet ngah p\u00ebr t\u00eb kapur nj\u00eb vul\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk guxon t\u00eb ftosh njeri p\u00ebr kafe. T\u00eb thon\u00eb \u201cs\u2019kemi nge- po shkojm\u00eb t\u00eb gjejm\u00eb nj\u00eb vul\u00eb\u201d. Eja se ka das\u00ebm e fton tjetrin\u2026jooo se m\u00eb marrin vul\u00ebn t\u00eb gjegjet. Shkojm\u00eb n\u00eb plazh? Bah t\u00eb l\u00eb vul\u00ebn vet\u00ebm t\u00eb jep xhevap?! Koha p\u00ebr gjum\u00eb! \u00c7\u2019thua -nata dit\u00eb roje.<\/p>\n<p>Turru andej e vrap k\u00ebtej. Lufta p\u00ebr vul\u00ebn \u00ebsht\u00eb lufta p\u00ebr jet\u00ebn. Zelenski i vog\u00ebl jet\u00ebn e b\u00ebn hasha po vul\u00ebn kurr\u00eb. Ai ka dal\u00eb si mesia dhe njer\u00ebzit sa e shohin dalin e ndjekin nga pas turma turma duke i puthur k\u00ebmbet. Ai i bekon nj\u00eb nga nj\u00eb. U thot\u00eb \u201ckush m\u00eb ndjek mua p\u00ebrqafon t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn, un\u00eb jam jeta, rruga e v\u00ebrteta\u201d! Hajde hajde \u00e7\u2019vete!<\/p>\n<p>Betejat p\u00ebr vul\u00ebn po b\u00ebhen gjithnj\u00eb e m\u00eb epike. Sot q\u00eb flasim kemi tre t\u00eb tilla t\u00eb cilat jan\u00eb produkt i nj\u00eb retorike dramatike p\u00ebr monopolin e s\u00eb drejt\u00ebs dhe virtytit. Pala e madhe n\u00ebnkupton q\u00eb dy t\u00eb voglat jan\u00eb n\u00eb sh\u00ebrbim t\u00eb Edi Ram\u00ebs. Tritani b\u00ebri thirrje q\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00ebkundurit t\u00eb mbledhin mendjen ta fusin n\u00eb kaboqe se shtatori \u00ebsht\u00eb muri Lim\u00ebs q\u00eb ndan t\u00eb cilivizuarit nga hordhit\u00eb barbarike. Cop\u00ebza, e vogla fort me dhjet\u00eb veta akuzon t\u00eb mesmen q\u00eb po i sh\u00ebrben Doktorit dhe regjimit t\u00eb cilin ajo do e b\u00ebje f\u00ebrtele. E mesmja mbledh 274 firma t\u00eb k\u00ebshillit komb\u00ebtar dhe i thot\u00eb sikter procesit privat t\u00eb yshtur nga shoqata e dashamir\u00ebsve t\u00eb Liderit t\u00eb vog\u00ebl historik. Vula e vjet\u00ebr ka mbetur n\u00eb duart e Gazit mbi t\u00eb cilit bien namat e kara- bullak\u00ebs\u201d t\u00eb z\u00ebnt\u00eb vula n\u00ebn vete\u201d. Dash Sula, Saimir Korreshi, Bledion Nallbati dhe Lefter G\u00ebshtenja si pretorian e ruajn\u00eb at\u00eb nat\u00eb dit\u00eb si kujtim i koh\u00ebs kur PD nuk merrej me shakara. Her\u00eb pas here q\u00eb t\u00eb mos plasaritet nga rrezet e lyejn\u00eb me lot\u00ebt e dikurshem t\u00eb Jorides si vaj i bekuar.<\/p>\n<p>I pari q\u00eb sajoji vul\u00eb t\u00eb re qe Doktori. Tani nj\u00eb vul\u00eb tjet\u00ebr n\u00eb em\u00ebr t\u00eb grupit t\u00eb t\u00eb dhjet\u00ebve do e mbaj\u00eb Sefa p\u00ebr t\u2019ja dh\u00ebn\u00eb Lulit pasi shoqata nat\u00ebn ashtu vendosi. Po kaq njeri prej tyre dha lajmin q\u00eb do prodhohet nj\u00eb vul\u00eb tjet\u00ebr. Oh sa mir\u00eb! Jeni q\u00eb jeni ma b\u00ebni haz\u00ebr dhe mua nj\u00eb me logon \u201cPD grupi i t\u00eb pa angazhuarve\u201d dhe do shikoni \u00e7\u2019 do i b\u00ebj pushtetit me t\u00eb n\u00eb xhep. Do e shtr\u00ebngoj fort si arm\u00eb mi\u00e7idiale. Me t\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb do godas krimin dhe korrupsionin. Zap do e mbledh. Si \u00e7ok do ta p\u00ebrdor t\u00eb l\u00eb pa frym\u00eb Ram\u00ebn sapo t\u00eb hyj\u00eb n\u00eb Parlament. Taos, Ulsiut, Damos dhe Tonit do jua v\u00eb n\u00eb ball\u00eb si hekurin e skuqur skllev\u00ebrve. Kur ajo t\u00eb marr\u00eb ndonj\u00eb cop\u00eb l\u00ebkure me vete t\u00eb mbetet fjala \u2013 Turp. Pastaj do ta p\u00ebrdor si kok\u00eb dashi p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb copash kryeministrin\u00eb apo si shul p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbyllur Kuvendin. Pas vul\u00ebs si mullar do mblidhen f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e pleqt\u00eb ti shp\u00ebtojn\u00eb vap\u00ebs e qametit. N\u00ebn hije t\u00eb saj do ham\u00eb e pim\u00eb. Aty do b\u00ebjm\u00eb plane t\u00eb m\u00ebdha qysh do dal\u00eb n\u00eb selamet Opozita, Shqip\u00ebria dhe njer\u00ebzia. Ndoshta s\u2019do kemi njer\u00ebz?! Ata kan\u00eb ikur nga syt\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebt. Po pun\u00eb e madhe! Ata nuk na duhen. Mjafton t\u00eb kemi vul\u00ebn. Me nja dy treqind vula nuk na del kush p\u00ebrball\u00eb. Kur t\u00eb ket\u00eb dhe Luli t\u00eb veten do ta rrethojn\u00eb Qeverin\u00eb dhe si gjyle mbi te do hedhim vulat. Mjere k\u00eb do z\u00ebr\u00eb n\u00ebn vete shiu i tyre.<\/p>\n<p>Nga sot gjith\u00eb minutat politike do ti shfryt\u00ebzoj t\u00eb kem nj\u00eb vul\u00eb timen birinxhesh\u00eb. Kush t\u00eb m\u00eb \u00e7aj vesh\u00ebt ti them, jam vul\u00eb m\u00eb vete. Luli do me sjelle kafene. Kryezevendes Lideri Muli do na e shtroj\u00eb me zemergjer\u00ebsi. Gazi do m\u00eb b\u00ebje revani me duart e veta. Bana do m\u00eb b\u00ebje petulla. N\u00eb sh\u00ebnj\u00eb mir\u00ebnjohje do tu vulos t\u00eb gjithve nj\u00eb v\u00ebrtetim si demokrat\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb e luft\u00ebtar\u00eb t\u00eb paepur kund\u00ebr Tiranis\u00eb.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj: Dua edhe un\u00eb vul\u00ebn time! Pun\u00ebt n\u00eb PD zyrtare po b\u00ebhen serioze shum\u00eb. Kush ka sh\u00ebndet e daulet ngah p\u00ebr t\u00eb kapur nj\u00eb vul\u00eb. Nuk guxon t\u00eb ftosh njeri p\u00ebr kafe. T\u00eb thon\u00eb \u201cs\u2019kemi nge- po shkojm\u00eb t\u00eb gjejm\u00eb nj\u00eb vul\u00eb\u201d. Eja se ka das\u00ebm e fton tjetrin\u2026jooo se m\u00eb marrin vul\u00ebn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":324141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-328470","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328470"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":328471,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328470\/revisions\/328471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}