Nga Artan Fuga<\/p>\n
Hahahahaha!<\/p>\n
Agjencia Telegrafike Shqiptare jep lajmin e madh, scoop-in, at\u00eb q\u00eb gjith\u00eb media bot\u00ebrore do ta pasqyroj\u00eb, at\u00eb q\u00eb ndodh rrall\u00eb, di\u00e7ka krejt e habitshme, nuk ndodh askund tjet\u00ebr prej 6000 vjet\u00ebsh: dy \u00e7iklist\u00eb, turist\u00eb italian\u00eb, gjet\u00ebn nj\u00eb portofol plot me lek\u00eb dhe e dor\u00ebzuan n\u00eb Policin\u00eb e Lushnj\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Lushnjar\u00ebt e kan\u00eb zakon q\u00eb humbasin portofolet. Shenj\u00eb boll\u00ebku myzeqar – deklaroi nj\u00eb deputet, specialist i k\u00ebng\u00ebs: Osman Takja – djal\u00eb i bukur!<\/p>\n
Nuk dihet t\u00eb kujt ishin lek\u00ebt. Ku i kishte gjetur lek\u00ebt i zoti i portofolit, n\u00eb \u00e7’vend fiks i kishte humbur, a iu dor\u00ebzuan apo jo, si \u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur q\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebt q\u00eb kalonin atypari nuk i kishin gjetur m\u00eb p\u00ebrpara, \u00e7far\u00eb prerje kishin lek\u00ebt, dhe \u00e7far\u00eb mesazhi dha p\u00ebr miq\u00ebsin\u00eb Itali-Shqip\u00ebri humb\u00ebsi i portofolit kur iu kthyen leket.<\/p>\n
Dihet se i kishte th\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb komshiu se ato lek\u00eb do t’i ruante pa harxhuar si nj\u00eb dhurat\u00eb, do t’i fuste n\u00eb qyp, shenj\u00eb e r\u00ebn\u00eb nga Qielli, parathoshin fat dhe zhvillime t\u00eb mbara!<\/p>\n
M\u00eb e r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme akoma, n\u00eb portofol ishte edhe karta e tij e identitetit. Kjo, q\u00eb parat\u00eb e humbura t’i ktheheshin, n\u00eb rast se portofoli do t’i binte nga xhepi!<\/p>\n
Dikush thot\u00eb se i zoti e kishte hedhur portofolin me q\u00ebllim n\u00eb pist\u00ebn ku bi\u00e7iklonin turist\u00eb p\u00ebr t’i provuar nd\u00ebrgjegjen e tyre. P\u00ebrpara tyre kishin kaluar \u00e7iklist\u00eb grek\u00eb, por asnj\u00ebri prej tyre nuk kishte denjuar t’i hidhte syt\u00eb portofolit provokues mbushur me lek\u00eb. Kjo tregon dallimin e madh midis \u00e7iklizmit n\u00eb Greqi dhe n\u00eb Itali – deklaroi ish-shefi i federat\u00ebs s\u00eb \u00e7ikloturizmit n\u00eb Malt\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Ato lek\u00eb mund t\u00eb kishin p\u00ebrfunduar n\u00eb plehra dhe drejt e n\u00eb inceneratorin e Fierit! – tha ish-n\u00ebnkryetari i bashkis\u00eb s\u00eb Lushnj\u00ebs n\u00eb nj\u00eb intervist\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb televizion t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs!<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb gazetar investigativ i nj\u00eb medie prestigjioze po hulumton se \u00e7far\u00eb lidhje ka ngjarja e Beratit ku kat\u00ebr gjoja italian\u00eb vodh\u00ebn pronarin e nj\u00eb restoranti, zonja e t\u00eb cilit e quajti veten gjys\u00ebm-italiane; me ngjarjen e Lushnjes ku italian\u00ebt n\u00eb vend t\u00eb shkonin t\u00eb blinin kadaif ose pa\u00e7e apo ndonj\u00eb kos deleje t\u00eb lesht\u00eb, n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb lokal, si te restorant “Kozi”, i dor\u00ebzuan lek\u00ebt n\u00eb komisariatin m\u00eb t\u00eb af\u00ebrt, duke ndryshuar itinerarin e udh\u00ebtimit me disa dhjet\u00ebra kilometra, duke mposhtur tentacione infernale.<\/p>\n
Kush gjen lek\u00eb dhe i dor\u00ebzon, si\u00e7 ndodh p\u00ebrdit\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb vere, merr si shp\u00ebrblim edhe nj\u00eb foto me polic\u00eb t\u00eb komisariatit ku dor\u00ebzon leket!<\/p>\n
Itali-Shqip\u00ebri 1:1.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb autogol italian\u00ebt n\u00eb Berat, dhe po ata sh\u00ebnojn\u00eb n\u00eb Lushnje!<\/p>\n
M\u00eb kujtohet kur komb\u00ebtarja jone luante me Kin\u00ebn dhe dilte 7 me 7.<\/p>\n
Pasi Agjencia Telegrafike Shqiptare e dha lajmin jasht\u00ebzakonisht t\u00eb r\u00ebndesish\u00ebm, dhjet\u00ebra media e ritransmetuan.<\/p>\n
Rai po p\u00ebrgatit nj\u00eb kronike t\u00eb zgjeruar n\u00eb form\u00eb dokumentari n\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunim me nj\u00eb televizion t\u00eb famsh\u00ebm n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri. Po ashtu po xhirohet nj\u00eb film me titull: Portofoli i Lushnjes!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb derexheje kemi arritur!!!<\/p>\n
\u00c7far\u00eb po i b\u00ebjn\u00eb informimit t\u00eb qytetarit!<\/p>\n
Mire banalitete idioteske, por edhe nj\u00eb infantilizim shqet\u00ebsues i p\u00ebrgjithesuar.<\/p>\n
Po mosni more mosni! Mos budallallepsni njer\u00ebzit!<\/p>", "protected": false }, "excerpt": { "rendered": "
Nga Artan Fuga Hahahahaha! Agjencia Telegrafike Shqiptare jep lajmin e madh, scoop-in, at\u00eb q\u00eb gjith\u00eb media bot\u00ebrore do ta pasqyroj\u00eb, at\u00eb q\u00eb ndodh rrall\u00eb, di\u00e7ka krejt e habitshme, nuk ndodh askund tjet\u00ebr prej 6000 vjet\u00ebsh: dy \u00e7iklist\u00eb, turist\u00eb italian\u00eb, gjet\u00ebn nj\u00eb portofol plot me lek\u00eb dhe e dor\u00ebzuan n\u00eb Policin\u00eb e Lushnj\u00ebs. Lushnjar\u00ebt e kan\u00eb […]<\/p>", "protected": false }, "author": 2030, "featured_media": 329727, "comment_status": "closed", "ping_status": "closed", "sticky": false, "template": "", "format": "standard", "meta": { "footnotes": "" }, "categories": [ 241, 5439, 3366, 5380, 231, 1454 ], "tags": [], "class_list": { "0": "post-329721", "1": "post", "2": "type-post", "3": "status-publish", "4": "format-standard", "5": "has-post-thumbnail", "7": "category-aktualitet", "8": "category-ironi", "9": "category-koment", "10": "category-kryesore", "11": "category-lajme", "12": "category-politike" }, "_links": { "self": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329721", "targetHints": { "allow": [ "GET" ] } } ], "collection": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts" } ], "about": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post" } ], "author": [ { "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030" } ], "replies": [ { "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329721" } ], "version-history": [ { "count": 1, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329721\/revisions" } ], "predecessor-version": [ { "id": 329722, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329721\/revisions\/329722" } ], "wp:featuredmedia": [ { "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/329727" } ], "wp:attachment": [ { "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329721" } ], "wp:term": [ { "taxonomy": "category", "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329721" }, { "taxonomy": "post_tag", "embeddable": true, "href": "https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329721" } ], "curies": [ { "name": "wp", "href": "https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}", "templated": true } ] } }