Nga Artan Fuga<\/p>\n
Hahahahaha!<\/p>\n
Agjencia Telegrafike Shqiptare jep lajmin e madh, scoop-in, at\u00eb q\u00eb gjith\u00eb media bot\u00ebrore do ta pasqyroj\u00eb, at\u00eb q\u00eb ndodh rrall\u00eb, di\u00e7ka krejt e habitshme, nuk ndodh askund tjet\u00ebr prej 6000 vjet\u00ebsh: dy \u00e7iklist\u00eb, turist\u00eb italian\u00eb, gjet\u00ebn nj\u00eb portofol plot me lek\u00eb dhe e dor\u00ebzuan n\u00eb Policin\u00eb e Lushnj\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Lushnjar\u00ebt e kan\u00eb zakon q\u00eb humbasin portofolet. Shenj\u00eb boll\u00ebku myzeqar – deklaroi nj\u00eb deputet, specialist i k\u00ebng\u00ebs: Osman Takja – djal\u00eb i bukur!<\/p>\n
Nuk dihet t\u00eb kujt ishin lek\u00ebt. Ku i kishte gjetur lek\u00ebt i zoti i portofolit, n\u00eb \u00e7’vend fiks i kishte humbur, a iu dor\u00ebzuan apo jo, si \u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur q\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebt q\u00eb kalonin atypari nuk i kishin gjetur m\u00eb p\u00ebrpara, \u00e7far\u00eb prerje kishin lek\u00ebt, dhe \u00e7far\u00eb mesazhi dha p\u00ebr miq\u00ebsin\u00eb Itali-Shqip\u00ebri humb\u00ebsi i portofolit kur iu kthyen leket.<\/p>\n
Dihet se i kishte th\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb komshiu se ato lek\u00eb do t’i ruante pa harxhuar si nj\u00eb dhurat\u00eb, do t’i fuste n\u00eb qyp, shenj\u00eb e r\u00ebn\u00eb nga Qielli, parathoshin fat dhe zhvillime t\u00eb mbara!<\/p>\n
M\u00eb e r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme akoma, n\u00eb portofol ishte edhe karta e tij e identitetit. Kjo, q\u00eb parat\u00eb e humbura t’i ktheheshin, n\u00eb rast se portofoli do t’i binte nga xhepi!<\/p>\n
Dikush thot\u00eb se i zoti e kishte hedhur portofolin me q\u00ebllim n\u00eb pist\u00ebn ku bi\u00e7iklonin turist\u00eb p\u00ebr t’i provuar nd\u00ebrgjegjen e tyre. P\u00ebrpara tyre kishin kaluar \u00e7iklist\u00eb grek\u00eb, por asnj\u00ebri prej tyre nuk kishte denjuar t’i hidhte syt\u00eb portofolit provokues mbushur me lek\u00eb. Kjo tregon dallimin e madh midis \u00e7iklizmit n\u00eb Greqi dhe n\u00eb Itali – deklaroi ish-shefi i federat\u00ebs s\u00eb \u00e7ikloturizmit n\u00eb Malt\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Ato lek\u00eb mund t\u00eb kishin p\u00ebrfunduar n\u00eb plehra dhe drejt e n\u00eb inceneratorin e Fierit! – tha ish-n\u00ebnkryetari i bashkis\u00eb s\u00eb Lushnj\u00ebs n\u00eb nj\u00eb intervist\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb televizion t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs!<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb gazetar investigativ i nj\u00eb medie prestigjioze po hulumton se \u00e7far\u00eb lidhje ka ngjarja e Beratit ku kat\u00ebr gjoja italian\u00eb vodh\u00ebn pronarin e nj\u00eb restoranti, zonja e t\u00eb cilit e quajti veten gjys\u00ebm-italiane; me ngjarjen e Lushnjes ku italian\u00ebt n\u00eb vend t\u00eb shkonin t\u00eb blinin kadaif ose pa\u00e7e apo ndonj\u00eb kos deleje t\u00eb lesht\u00eb, n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb lokal, si te restorant “Kozi”, i dor\u00ebzuan lek\u00ebt n\u00eb komisariatin m\u00eb t\u00eb af\u00ebrt, duke ndryshuar itinerarin e udh\u00ebtimit me disa dhjet\u00ebra kilometra, duke mposhtur tentacione infernale.<\/p>\n
Kush gjen lek\u00eb dhe i dor\u00ebzon, si\u00e7 ndodh p\u00ebrdit\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb vere, merr si shp\u00ebrblim edhe nj\u00eb foto me polic\u00eb t\u00eb komisariatit ku dor\u00ebzon leket!<\/p>\n
Itali-Shqip\u00ebri 1:1.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb autogol italian\u00ebt n\u00eb Berat, dhe po ata sh\u00ebnojn\u00eb n\u00eb Lushnje!<\/p>\n
M\u00eb kujtohet kur komb\u00ebtarja jone luante me Kin\u00ebn dhe dilte 7 me 7.<\/p>\n
Pasi Agjencia Telegrafike Shqiptare e dha lajmin jasht\u00ebzakonisht t\u00eb r\u00ebndesish\u00ebm, dhjet\u00ebra media e ritransmetuan.<\/p>\n
Rai po p\u00ebrgatit nj\u00eb kronike t\u00eb zgjeruar n\u00eb form\u00eb dokumentari n\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunim me nj\u00eb televizion t\u00eb famsh\u00ebm n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri. Po ashtu po xhirohet nj\u00eb film me titull: Portofoli i Lushnjes!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb derexheje kemi arritur!!!<\/p>\n
\u00c7far\u00eb po i b\u00ebjn\u00eb informimit t\u00eb qytetarit!<\/p>\n
Mire banalitete idioteske, por edhe nj\u00eb infantilizim shqet\u00ebsues i p\u00ebrgjithesuar.<\/p>\n
Po mosni more mosni! Mos budallallepsni njer\u00ebzit!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Artan Fuga Hahahahaha! Agjencia Telegrafike Shqiptare jep lajmin e madh, scoop-in, at\u00eb q\u00eb gjith\u00eb media bot\u00ebrore do ta pasqyroj\u00eb, at\u00eb q\u00eb ndodh rrall\u00eb, di\u00e7ka krejt e habitshme, nuk ndodh askund tjet\u00ebr prej 6000 vjet\u00ebsh: dy \u00e7iklist\u00eb, turist\u00eb italian\u00eb, gjet\u00ebn nj\u00eb portofol plot me lek\u00eb dhe e dor\u00ebzuan n\u00eb Policin\u00eb e Lushnj\u00ebs. Lushnjar\u00ebt e kan\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":329727,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,3366,5380,231,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-329721","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":329722,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329721\/revisions\/329722"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/329727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}