{"id":330489,"date":"2023-09-03T16:29:04","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T14:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=330489"},"modified":"2023-09-03T16:29:04","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T14:29:04","slug":"a-do-te-me-shkarkoje-luli-mbushur-me-poste-imagjinare-nga-ofiqet-gjekmarkaj-do-te-terhiqem-nese-babo-me-fal-edhe-mua-nje-bluze-me-menge-te-shkurtra-si-te-zelenskit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/a-do-te-me-shkarkoje-luli-mbushur-me-poste-imagjinare-nga-ofiqet-gjekmarkaj-do-te-terhiqem-nese-babo-me-fal-edhe-mua-nje-bluze-me-menge-te-shkurtra-si-te-zelenskit\/","title":{"rendered":"A do t\u00eb m\u00eb shkarkoj\u00eb Luli mbushur me poste imagjinare nga ofiqet?\/ Gjekmarkaj: Do t\u00eb t\u00ebrhiqem n\u00ebse Babo me fal edhe mua nj\u00eb bluz\u00eb me m\u00ebng\u00eb t\u00eb shkurtra si t\u00eb Zelenskit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Satir\u00eb hermetike n\u00eb pritje t\u00eb nj\u00eb bluze nga Babo virani!<br \/>\nNj\u00eb miku im gazetar nga ata t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenjt\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebri nj\u00eb pyetje, a po shqet\u00ebsohesh nashi q\u00eb Luli mbushur me poste imagjinare do t\u2019ju shkarkoj\u00eb nga ofiqet? Ju gjegja si m\u00eb posht\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb s\u2019jam k\u00ebtu se e k\u00ebrkova k\u00ebt\u00eb post, po se ma k\u00ebrkoi PD-ja e cila mund t\u00eb ndahet n\u00eb sa pjes\u00eb t\u00eb duan teksa i pazoti jam t\u2019i b\u00ebj zap. Ata p\u00ebr orekset e tyre e kan\u00eb katandisur flamurin e PD n\u00eb mask\u00eb, \u00e7ar\u00e7af apo jast\u00ebk p\u00ebr vete, nd\u00ebrsa un\u00eb jam po ai q\u00eb isha kur bashk\u00eb me Mark Markun k\u00ebrkuam vot\u00ebn p\u00ebr PD fushave t\u00eb Lezh\u00ebs e Kurbinit, kodrave e maleve t\u00eb Mirdit\u00ebs, televizioneve t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs dhe mor\u00ebm shum\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk kam nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb t\u00ebrhiqem nga pozicioni q\u00eb m\u00eb ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb ajo vot\u00eb, deri kur t\u00eb kuptohet se cila nga pjes\u00ebt \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb pazar p\u00ebr kockat q\u00eb hedh Babo virani me xhymertll\u00ebkun q\u00eb i lejon pushteti i pa kufi.<br \/>\nSapo kocka e tij si dhurat\u00eb per\u00ebndie t\u00eb bjer\u00eb mbi \u00e7ar\u00e7afin e nj\u00ebrit, jast\u00ebkun e tjetrit apo t\u00eb rr\u00ebshqas\u00eb n\u00ebn maskat e improvizuara t\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve, un\u00eb do t\u00eb hap rrug\u00ebn i buz\u00ebqeshur.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00eb pakt\u00ebn nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje ma kan\u00eb borxh secili q\u00eb m\u00eb jan\u00eb lutur t\u00eb vij k\u00ebtu ku jam ve\u00e7se t\u00eb zgjedh mask\u00ebn, \u00e7ar\u00e7afin apo jast\u00ebkun. Do t\u00eb t\u00ebrhiqem edhe n\u00eb nj\u00eb rast tjet\u00ebr krejt parimor, n\u00ebse Babo me fal edhe mua nj\u00eb bluz\u00eb me m\u00ebng\u00eb t\u00eb shkurtra si t\u00eb Zelenskit.<\/p>\n<p>Pra gj\u00ebja \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e thjesht\u00eb se duket, t\u00ebrheqja ime s\u2019i duhet askujt se ata e kan\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00eb heqin, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb un\u00eb pres ose t\u00eb shoh kock\u00ebn e Babos se drejt kujt fluturon ose t\u00eb fluturoj vet\u00eb me bluz\u00ebn e dhuruar nga Babo, identike me at\u00eb q\u00eb thon\u00eb se ia ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb vet\u00eb ai liderit t\u00eb rizgjuar nga gjumi i thell\u00eb anti -rus.<br \/>\nNd\u00ebrsa mask\u00eb antiamerikane nuk pranoj po k\u00ebt\u00eb e thash\u00eb kot sepse e di q\u00eb Babo virani nuk e tradhton kurr\u00eb at\u00eb qerratesh\u00eb Amerike ia di kimen\u00eb. Ai madje nuk ik\u00ebn nga froni vet\u00ebm sepse nuk ia kalon dot askujt stafet\u00ebn e dashuris\u00eb p\u00ebr Amerik\u00ebn. E pat\u00eb se \u00e7\u2019muz\u00eb derdhi teksa Juri Kim kalonte oqeanin mbi raportet e ambasador\u00ebve amerikan\u00eb t\u00eb SHBA-ve vet\u00eb m\u00eb shtetin ton\u00eb nopran e sed\u00ebrli?!<\/p>\n<p>Dikush q\u00eb ka parimin m\u00eb mir\u00eb nj\u00eb vez\u00eb sot se nj\u00eb pul\u00eb mot mund t\u00eb thot\u00eb t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn mos insisto tek bluza po rr\u00ebmbeji gjyzlyk\u00ebt fap Gaz Bardhit. Atij err\u00ebsoja rrug\u00ebn, po kjo s\u2019ka shans t\u00eb ndodh\u00eb sepse nuk i z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoj dot kurr\u00eb syzet e mia besnike t\u00eb cilat m\u00eb ndihmojn\u00eb t\u00eb lexoj ankthet e ministrush\u00ebve t\u00eb pak\u00ebt dhe br\u00ebngat e melankolit\u00eb shpirtk\u00ebput\u00ebse t\u00eb ministrusheve t\u00eb shumta para nat\u00ebs s\u00eb kat\u00ebr shtatorit q\u00eb po p\u00ebrjetohet si ajo e sh\u00ebn Bartolomeut. Edha ata e ato t\u00eb ngratat lagin jast\u00ebk\u00eb e \u00e7ar\u00e7af\u00eb m\u00eb lot t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb taze q\u00eb djegin si acid duke pikturuar portretin e Babos mbi shtroja e mbuloja.<\/p>\n<p>Me lek\u00ebt e veta i ka Gazi gjyzlyk\u00ebt, p\u00ebrbashkues, deri n\u00eb dhimbje e ka d\u00ebshir\u00ebn t\u00eb pajtoj\u00eb Doktorin me Lulin, mua me Alban\u00ebn, Jorid\u00ebn me vetveten, Salianjin me t\u00eb ardhmen e bot\u00ebn, Oerdin me ambiciet, Tritanin me t\u00eb shkuar\u00ebn, Mondin me \u00e7astin, Xhel\u00ebn me rastin, Kryez\u00ebvend\u00ebs Liderin Muli me madh\u00ebshtin\u00eb, In\u00ebn me modestin\u00eb.<br \/>\nVizione t\u00eb tilla t\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb mbi t\u00eb dy e t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Hajde qerrata hajde.<\/p>\n<p>Sikur t\u00eb mos mjaftonte kjo gjyzlyk\u00eb t\u00eb tjera mund t\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb dua t\u00eb shkat\u00ebrroj me \u00e7do \u00e7mim Ermonela Felajn dhe kostumi i saj jeshil t\u00eb na mungoj\u00eb gjat\u00eb, t\u00eb mos v\u00eb re Etild\u00ebn me syzet e saj bukolike, krehjen e fundit t\u00eb Mimi di Pu\u00e7init, r\u00ebnkimet e Tonit, t\u00eb qeshurat e d\u00eblira e t\u00eb paz\u00eb t\u00eb Xhemalit, g\u00ebzimin e pand\u00ebrprer\u00eb t\u00eb Klotild\u00ebs, sukseset palestrore t\u00eb Damos, seriozitetin e Dilo Nasufit, zymt\u00ebsin\u00eb e Nasipit, v\u00ebng\u00ebrsin\u00eb e \u00c7yrbes, d\u00eblir\u00ebsin\u00eb politike t\u00eb Ben Pllumit, domixhanin e Laertit, tav\u00ebn me petulla t\u00eb Ikonomit, qasht\u00ebrsin\u00eb e Shalsit, zulm\u00ebn epike t\u00eb Bujarit t\u00eb Lushnj\u00ebs, sevdan\u00eb e dukshme t\u00eb Ismet Beqirit p\u00ebr liderin, marazin si hart\u00eb t\u00eb Xhaf\u00ebs, nurs\u00ebzll\u00ebkun e Etjenit, dilemat e Klosit, p\u00ebrp\u00eblitjet e Bra\u00e7es, shkundullimat rr\u00ebqeth\u00ebse t\u00eb Tezes, q\u00eb mos e dh\u00ebnt\u00eb Zoti kurr\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Se \u00e7\u2019kam madje dhe nj\u00eb tundim si llav\u00eb p\u00ebrc\u00eblluese q\u00eb n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebrhiqem nga aty ku skam qen\u00eb kurr\u00eb, t\u00eb ngjitem p\u00ebr aty serbes- serbes. T\u00eb ulem tek ajo dreq karrigeje q\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb s\u2019m\u00eb ka ndjer\u00eb mbi vete dhe t\u2019i shoh t\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb e t\u00eb t\u00ebra, ashtu nga lart si hijer\u00ebnd\u00eb, si kadi, p\u00ebrball\u00eb dhe t\u00eb sk\u00ebrmis dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt, ah qafira-qafira do ju b\u00ebj terbiet!<\/p>\n<p>Nd\u00ebrsa m\u00eb n\u00eb fund t\u00eb mos e shoh m\u00eb Babon dhe t\u2019ia b\u00ebj rrup-sup, nga sip\u00ebr ta gjuaj me \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb z\u00eb dora, kur na hedh rrufera e romuze, kocka, bluza e l\u00ebpir\u00ebse. Nuk mund t\u00eb rri m\u00eb t\u00eb kundroj si kukudh se si ai Sk\u00ebnderbe, se si ai Zeus zverdh e drith\u00ebron fytyrat e hasmit t\u00eb b\u00ebra kasht\u00eb e koqe nga zavallet apo nga vrapi p\u00ebr t\u00eb kapur kock\u00ebn. Nuk e p\u00ebrballoj dot smir\u00ebn kur pleudarit\u00eb e tij skuqin e lumturojn\u00eb fytyrat e shoqeni e motrani, t\u00eb shok\u00ebve dhe shoqeve grushtbashkuara rreth komandantit legjendar ymri i t\u00eb cilit po merr dhen\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Dhe n\u00eb fund nj\u00eb apo dy analist\u00eb q\u00eb lexohen gjithmon\u00eb me qejf p\u00ebr nopranll\u00ebkun, cinizmin dhe gjykimin e fundit pa t\u00eb cilat ai zanat monoton do t\u00eb b\u00ebhej shkruanin af\u00ebr s\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebs mbi ngjarjet n\u00eb PD n\u00eb portalin e tyre se \u201cm\u00eb i z\u00ebshmi prej tyre, Agron Gjekmarkaj, larg t\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00ebve, ka vendosur ta shuaj\u00eb hidh\u00ebrimin n\u00eb fejtone hermetiko-satirike\u201d. Pooo! Nga latinishtja \u201csatura lanx\u201d- satira \u00ebsht\u00eb pjatanca bosh e mbushur n\u00eb fruta t\u00eb rralla e t\u00eb papjekura p\u00ebr Per\u00ebndit\u00eb.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Satir\u00eb hermetike n\u00eb pritje t\u00eb nj\u00eb bluze nga Babo virani! Nj\u00eb miku im gazetar nga ata t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenjt\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebri nj\u00eb pyetje, a po shqet\u00ebsohesh nashi q\u00eb Luli mbushur me poste imagjinare do t\u2019ju shkarkoj\u00eb nga ofiqet? Ju gjegja si m\u00eb posht\u00eb! Un\u00eb s\u2019jam k\u00ebtu se e k\u00ebrkova k\u00ebt\u00eb post, po se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":324141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-330489","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":330490,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330489\/revisions\/330490"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}