{"id":332610,"date":"2023-10-05T15:06:05","date_gmt":"2023-10-05T13:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=332610"},"modified":"2023-10-05T15:06:05","modified_gmt":"2023-10-05T13:06:05","slug":"tani-po-lufta-filloi-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-per-seancen-e-kuvendit-lideri-i-vogel-kerkoi-fjalen-e-mori-fryme-thelle-gazit-tym-nga-veshi-e-flake-nga-goja-per-aleancen-e-kullave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/tani-po-lufta-filloi-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-per-seancen-e-kuvendit-lideri-i-vogel-kerkoi-fjalen-e-mori-fryme-thelle-gazit-tym-nga-veshi-e-flake-nga-goja-per-aleancen-e-kullave\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cTani po, lufta filloi\u201d, satira e Gjekmarkajt p\u00ebr seanc\u00ebn e Kuvendit: Lideri i vog\u00ebl k\u00ebrkoi fjal\u00ebn e mori frym\u00eb thell\u00eb, Gazit tym nga veshi e flak\u00eb nga goja p\u00ebr aleanc\u00ebn e kullave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kronik\u00eb e duelit Bardhi-Basha dhe t\u00eb tjera thagma.<\/p>\n<p>Furia me t\u00eb cil\u00ebn seanca filloi nuk pritej nga askush. Lideri i vog\u00ebl historik Luli i dha zjarr  betej\u00ebs p\u00ebr vul\u00ebn.  Tao me Ermon e shihnin me admirim.<\/p>\n<p>Tao i tha Hasanit \u201ctani po , lufta filloi\u201d, \u201cKu mo n\u00eb veri t\u00eb Kosov\u00ebs\u201d habitsh\u00ebm pyeti ai \u201cjo jo\u201d u gjegj \u201cbeteja e Lulit p\u00ebr integritet\u201d teksa ballin f\u00ebrkoi gjith\u00eb lezet.<\/p>\n<p>Lideri i vog\u00ebl me  solemnitet k\u00ebrkoi fjal\u00ebn q\u00eb iu ofrua pa hezitim. Ngadal\u00eb, por me vendosm\u00ebri eci drejt foltores. Frym\u00eb mori thell\u00eb. Si gjyle l\u00ebshoi llafin e par\u00eb, pastaj t\u00eb dytin t\u00eb tretin e me radh\u00eb.  Disa u fut\u00ebn n\u00ebn banka t\u00eb shp\u00ebtonin kok\u00ebn. T\u00eb v\u00ebrtetat mbush\u00ebn qiellin si tullumbace.<\/p>\n<p>Me jepni grupin ose ju shfarosa t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve k\u00ebrc\u00ebnonte. Kosta lajm\u00ebroi gardistet q\u00eb t\u00eb vinin e t\u00eb nxirrnin gjall\u00eb Lindit\u00ebn, duke th\u00ebn\u00eb \u201cle t\u00eb jem un\u00eb d\u00ebshmori i par\u00eb i k\u00ebtij gazepi, Babo do ma njoh\u00eb sakrific\u00ebn\u201d. Niko nxori helmet\u00ebn dhe e vuri n\u00eb kok\u00eb. Margeritit i tha b\u00ebj gajret se po vjen ushtria. Mbi kok\u00ebn e \u00c7yrbes si mushkonja n\u00eb dhom\u00eb v\u00ebrtitej nj\u00eb dilem\u00eb a m\u00ebrzi t\u00eb nd\u00ebrhynte ajo. Arsyeja fitoi mbi pasionin. \u00c7u\u00e7i vet\u00eb e p\u00ebrg\u00ebzoi p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb maturi duke shtuar t\u00eb mor\u00ebm si t\u00eb alltis\u00eb e na dole i pend\u00ebs. Bukur.<\/p>\n<p>Tek ai fliste, Dash Sula sk\u00ebrmiste dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt dhe shfrynte pse e refuzuam propozimin e tij fshat\u00e7e p\u00ebr kopanisje? Po druri ka dal\u00eb nga xhehneti, \u00ebsht\u00eb d\u00ebrman r\u00ebnkonte i tradhtuar n\u00eb solidaritet.  Doktori i pasigurt n\u00eb t\u00ebrbimin e Dashit kishte l\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb vigjilonin  Ludovikun, Cane Dogjanin dhe Isuf \u00c7elen q\u00eb t\u2019i mbanin dor\u00ebn.<\/p>\n<p>Kur i vogli lider tha \u201caleanca e kullave dhe non gratave\u201d Gaz Bardhi brofi, tym i dilte nga veshi e zjarr nga goja, si Vojo Kushi hypi mbi bank\u00eb n\u00eb padurim p\u00ebr t\u00eb  kthyer xhevap, \u201cshihe more zullapin\u201d m\u00eb drejtohej mua q\u00eb nuk pip\u00ebtija, \u201cu bo ky po sa di un\u00eb p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb shih \u00e7a do i boj\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Goj\u00ebprishuri s\u2019la gj\u00eb pa th\u00ebn\u00eb si\u00e7 e kishte paralajm\u00ebruar \u201cke dy kate tek nj\u00eb kull\u00eb, i ke t\u00eb filani, i ke marr\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb dat\u00eb \u201d , hapu dhe, hapu dhe. T\u00eb zeherosur shkuam n\u00eb kafe.<\/p>\n<p>Aty ia behu Salianji  si xhindi nga p\u00ebrrallat dhe u ul\u00ebm. Kamerieri na tha q\u00eb Ulsiu ka 50-vjetorin dhe ka l\u00ebn\u00eb amanet t\u00eb na qeras\u00eb me tiramisu.<\/p>\n<p>Bela ishte krehur me nge p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb g\u00ebzim. Sa u b\u00ebra gati t\u2019i thoja  sille, ky i uruari ja pret \u201c k\u00ebto \u00ebmb\u00eblsirat e qeveris\u00eb jepja Lulit qerratait se ai i ka me qejf\u201d m\u00eb la batall, goja shkrumb.  Nejse edhe 100 Ulsiut.<\/p>\n<p>Manastrirliu me Margeritin ishin n\u00eb siklet kur dy tasa mb\u00ebrrin aty p\u00ebr festen e kolegut. Si t\u2019ia b\u00ebjm\u00eb ,si t\u2019ia b\u00ebjm\u00eb se jemi me diet\u00eb , ka kolesterol shum\u00eb, po kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtje e madhe uniteti?!<\/p>\n<p>Po ja ndihmojm\u00eb ,nj\u00ebra -tjetr\u00ebn tha Ogerta, kur t\u00eb b\u00ebsh pes\u00eb lug\u00eb t\u00eb them un\u00eb dhe shtyje me nj\u00eb gll\u00ebnk\u00eb uj\u00eb, pastaj hop la la hop la la me thua t\u2019i mua. Ashtu b\u00ebjm\u00eb tha Elva dhe arrit\u00ebn ti shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb fund. Nj\u00eb ehh k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsie l\u00ebshuan kur u pa fundi.<\/p>\n<p>Jorida dukej sot si motra e Gjergj Elez Alis\u00eb  e cila p\u00ebrjetonte me ankth betej\u00ebn e vlla Gazit me bajloz Lulin.<\/p>\n<p>Kryez\u00ebvendes Lideri p\u00ebrs\u00ebri me pa ngroht\u00eb i paaft\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb prodhuar meri. Albana \u00ebnde jo dhe l\u00ebngata m\u00eb z\u00eb xhan\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Luan Ba\u00e7i sillet lart e posht\u00eb  i v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb l\u00ebvizje  nga nj\u00eb shqet\u00ebsim kozmik.<\/p>\n<p>Kur foli Doktori ,Tezja mori vrapin p\u00ebr te ikur. Medet rrug\u00ebs u rrezua. Na erdhi keq sa nuk thuhet se njer\u00ebz jemi. Pastaj qeshem nga nj\u00eb batut\u00eb. Tezja e tejkaloi dhimbjen m\u00eb pa v\u00ebnger dhe me tha  \u201cnuk ke turp q\u00eb qesh\u201d. Uaa z\u00eb be q\u00eb u m\u00ebrzita. Ndjese Tezes p\u00ebr kukurim\u00ebn q\u00eb nuk e  kisha p\u00ebr t\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Xhelal Mziu d\u00ebgjon nj\u00eb kolege t\u00eb mazhorances dhe tund kok\u00ebn dhe her\u00eb pas here l\u00ebshon kumtin \u201cgjepura gjepura\u201d po kur foli vet\u00eb ja tereziti si levend.<\/p>\n<p>Toni duket i g\u00ebzuar. Arsyet nuk dihen po merren me mend. Babo t\u00eb \u00ebnjten tjet\u00ebr do jet\u00eb mes nesh. N\u00eb sall\u00eb filluan zbukurimet.<\/p>\n<p>Ministri i ri i financave i hoqi nj\u00eb t\u00eb fshir\u00eb karriges s\u00eb madhe paradh\u00ebnie me shamin\u00eb e duarve. Genc Gjon\u00e7aj Sekretari I P\u00ebrgjithsh\u00ebm i Kuvendit m\u00eb la pa tekst sot. Dukej i mejtuar, i p\u00ebrhumbur dhe \u00ebnd\u00ebrrues. Nuk mund durova dhe shfaqa interes.<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb rr\u00ebfeu  n\u00eb Rinas u shk\u00ebmbeva me Babon p\u00ebr plot 30 sekonda. T\u00eb foli ? jo jo por me transmetoi atmosfere. Po tani ? Do shkruaj kujtime tha. Ato 30 sekonda jan\u00eb e shkuara e tashmja dhe e ardhmja gjith\u00eb jeta p\u00ebr t\u00eb mb\u00ebrritur deri aty dhe gjith\u00eb pjesa tjet\u00ebr p\u00ebr ta kujtuar  at\u00eb. Besoj me dy  libra e kryej. Hajt puna e mbar\u00eb e urova. D\u00ebshira p\u00ebr t\u00eb tejkaluar Kosten n\u00eb sakrifica po ndihet kudo brenda PS-s\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Mimi di Puccini kishte marr\u00eb rrug\u00ebt e Botes, Etilda ato t\u00eb heshtjes, Etjeni t\u00eb reflektimit p\u00ebr munges\u00ebn e Majkos q\u00eb asgj\u00eb se mbush. Klotilda Bushka mbajti nj\u00eb fjalim p\u00ebr kok\u00eb t\u00eb fjalimit si dolli qe.<\/p>\n<p>Bujar Leskaj po p\u00ebrg\u00ebzon Ina Zhupen p\u00ebr gj\u00ebrat q\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb ardhmen. Lajmi se Elisa do mbuloje \u00e7\u00ebshtjet e nurit dhe marifetit n\u00eb Kongres e ka shtuar shum\u00eb interesimin pran\u00eb  Kronikes p\u00ebr burimin e informacionit. Jet\u00ebn e japim po lajm\u00ebsin se shesim.<\/p>\n<p>Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kronik\u00eb e duelit Bardhi-Basha dhe t\u00eb tjera thagma. Furia me t\u00eb cil\u00ebn seanca filloi nuk pritej nga askush. Lideri i vog\u00ebl historik Luli i dha zjarr betej\u00ebs p\u00ebr vul\u00ebn. Tao me Ermon e shihnin me admirim. Tao i tha Hasanit \u201ctani po , lufta filloi\u201d, \u201cKu mo n\u00eb veri t\u00eb Kosov\u00ebs\u201d habitsh\u00ebm pyeti ai \u201cjo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":322622,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-332610","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":332611,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332610\/revisions\/332611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/322622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}