{"id":398338,"date":"2023-12-22T11:07:19","date_gmt":"2023-12-22T10:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=398338"},"modified":"2023-12-22T11:07:19","modified_gmt":"2023-12-22T10:07:19","slug":"jam-luli-me-lini-te-hyj-analiza-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-cuci-e-toni-luanin-spathi-brace-e-xhafa-domino-kur-befas-u-shfaq-babo-hijerende","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/jam-luli-me-lini-te-hyj-analiza-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-cuci-e-toni-luanin-spathi-brace-e-xhafa-domino-kur-befas-u-shfaq-babo-hijerende\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cJam Luli, m\u00eb lini t\u00eb hyj\u201d- Analiza satirike e Gjekmarkajt: \u00c7u\u00e7i e Toni luanin spathi, Bra\u00e7e e Xhafa domino! Kur befas u shfaq Babo hijer\u00ebnd\u00eb\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb habi e madhe u shfaq para nesh sapo mb\u00ebrrit\u00ebm n\u00eb Kuvend. Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb i gjat\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr i shkurt\u00ebr, k\u00ebt\u00eb dallim e b\u00ebm\u00eb kur n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb u ngrit\u00ebm, n\u00eb an\u00eb t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtes\u00ebs me nga nj\u00eb kokore t\u00eb hirt\u00eb nga ato q\u00eb mbante ushtria e kuqe n\u00eb kok\u00eb, batani mbi supe po ngroheshin pran\u00eb nj\u00eb zjarri b\u00ebr\u00eb me zhumile. Madje kishin v\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb xhezve dhe zien kafe turke.<\/p>\n<p>Ishte Kosta i Gramozit dhe Lindit\u00ebs me Genc Gjon\u00e7ajn. Po ju more q\u00eb dukeni si xhinder \u00e7\u2019b\u00ebni ketu? \u201cPo ja \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb themi u gjegjen pothuaj nj\u00ebz\u00ebri. Deputet e PS- kan\u00eb ardh\u00eb q\u00eb mbr\u00ebm\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Ata jan\u00eb strukur brenda, qajn\u00eb e lebetiten dhe pyesin a thua do dalim m\u00eb gjall\u00eb nga k\u00ebtu dhe stresin e mbysin me t\u00eb ngr\u00ebna. Ne t\u00eb dy si m\u00eb trima fal\u00eb edhe Kronikes vendosem t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb roje n\u00eb rast m\u00ebsymjeje nga fanteria e Kryezevendes Liderit Muli.<\/p>\n<p>Si po vin\u00eb pun\u00ebt tha Genci vet\u00ebm ne i kemi mbetur Babos besnik\u00eb q\u00eb jet\u00ebn e japim po partin\u00eb kurr\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Nga cepi i syrit t\u00eb majt\u00eb t\u00eb Kostes u pa nj\u00eb lot q\u00eb u rrokullis si ortek drejt tok\u00ebs. Dy kallashnikoll\u00eb i kishin mb\u00ebshtetur n\u00eb mur. Aty kuptova fuqin\u00eb e besimit.<\/p>\n<p>Tensioni vibronte n\u00eb aj\u00ebr. Mungesa e Jorushit t\u00eb Tabak\u00ebve ma b\u00ebnte m\u00eb p\u00ebrzhitur ekzistenc\u00ebn e m\u00eb shum\u00eb se ajo pik\u00ebpyetja n\u00eb e kishim merituar pik\u00ebllimin e saj sot, n\u00eb t\u00eb denj\u00eb ishim p\u00ebr m\u00ebrzin\u00eb q\u00eb mb\u00ebshtjelle e ka?!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb krah kisha Liderin q\u00eb k\u00ebrkon perspektiv\u00eb Gazin po nuk ishte e nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb. Jorushi \u00ebsht\u00eb jeta, rruga dhe e v\u00ebrteta. Ajo nuk m\u00eb qorton kurr\u00eb. Ai m\u00eb pa v\u00ebng\u00ebr, klithi \u201clufto aty se nuk t\u00eb mbroj m\u00eb kur luft\u00ebtaret e liris\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb zhd\u00ebpin si oportunist! As Salianji s\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebn derman po nuk shtyve si dem Sukthi dhe ta marr\u00ebsh gard\u00ebn p\u00ebrpara\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>U ktheva t\u00eb shoh ku \u00ebsht\u00eb ai viran po nuk e pash\u00eb, me l\u00ebshuan k\u00ebmb\u00ebt. Nejse mblodha veten dhe m\u00ebrm\u00ebrita \u201cjam trim, jam trim do t\u00eb luftoj deri n\u00eb agim\u201d dhe u turra.<\/p>\n<p>U hap fjala q\u00eb gardistet do na respektonin duke na q\u00eblluar posht\u00eb nga k\u00ebmb\u00ebt me putra. Q\u00eb llaf i lig, nuk ndodhi. Po nj\u00eb komandant i tyre qerratai na rraste duart ngado, \u201cavash more ashik i thash\u00eb se nuk ndiej lezet nga duart e burrave, boll me gudulise, he t\u00eb pla\u00e7in syt\u00eb , nuk u b\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka sadom\u00eb e gomorr\u00eb\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lefter Geshtenja k\u00ebrkonte me ngulm t\u00eb hynte brenda. U drejtohej rojave, \u201cjam Luli m\u00eb lini t\u00eb hyj\u201d. Polici, fuste dor\u00ebn n\u00eb xhep nxirrte nj\u00eb foto dhe i p\u00ebrgjigjej, \u201cnuk je Luli se Tao vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb burrin n\u00eb resme ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb urdh\u00ebr q\u00eb t\u00eb hyj\u00eb lirsh\u00ebm e me temenara, madje i ka k\u00ebrkuar Babos q\u00eb ti v\u00ebr\u00eb edhe muzik\u00eb e dy valltare, nj\u00eb para nj\u00eb pas q\u00eb tunden ritmi, si tek samiti i diaspor\u00ebs ku patrioteve u b\u00ebhej syri thengji e \u00e7akerr, po Babo pask\u00ebsh th\u00ebn\u00eb bah nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ai p\u00ebr k\u00ebto pun\u00eb i ka z\u00ebt grat\u00eb dhe ahengun\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Deputeti yn\u00eb nuk ndalej \u201core jam Luli\u201d vazhdonte Lefkua , ai prap\u00eb dor\u00ebn n\u00eb xhep e fap foton e k\u00ebqyrte, \u201cja ky ka flok\u00eb shum\u00eb, pis t\u00eb zi, t\u00eb lyer ti je gjysm\u00eb tullac\u201d. Lefkua insistonte po mi zhgulen militantet e PD n\u00eb rrug\u00eb, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebj?! Ai \u201cjo jo, shko behu si ky q\u00eb kam n\u00eb foto dhe eja\u201d. Lefkua\u201d po kush b\u00ebhet si ky mo burr\u00eb, eja me merr \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb kem, me shpi e katandi po si ky nuk b\u00ebhem dot\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Dash Sula me p\u00ebrpar\u00ebse t\u00eb bardh\u00eb, stetoskop dhe nj\u00eb tufe qepe n\u00eb krah na hijeshoi oborrin. Pyesnim veten jemi n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr? K\u00ebta duan t\u00eb na heqin Doktorin ky vjen si Doktor. Po Dashi ishte mbyllur n\u00eb hermetizmin e tij simbolik dhe nuk jepte xhevap.<\/p>\n<p>Hym\u00eb brenda ! \u00c7\u2019t\u00eb shihnim?! Salla e Parlamentit ngjante me nj\u00eb kapanon, dyshek\u00eb p\u00ebr tok\u00eb, Ismet Beqiri si p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsues i vegj\u00eblis\u00eb flinte mbi dysheme, Baftua kishte shtruar byk dhe g\u00ebrhiste, kano\u00e7e, duhem sallami, firome grishe vertittwahin pran\u00eb Klosit, hudhra e raki pran\u00eb Bujarit t\u00eb Lushnj\u00ebs si evlat rajaje, pa\u00e7e plenci te Xhemali, bishta cigaresh tek Laerti dhe dy kupa t\u00eb qarash plot. Vetem pran\u00eb Mimi di Puccinit dhe Etildes ndihej nj\u00eb arom\u00eb dol\u00e7e, oaz profumi q\u00eb trazohej her\u00eb pas here nga grom\u00ebsirat e Nasipit si tufan. M\u00eb von\u00eb Nasipi luajti nj\u00eb rrol shum\u00eb destruktiv. Ai nj\u00eb dy na shfokusonte \u201d erdhi Luli\u201d dhe Gaz Bardhi brofte tek dera kryesore.<\/p>\n<p>Apo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb i b\u00ebsh\u00ebm ai Jezit. \u00c7u\u00e7i e Toni luanin spathi me letra. Bra\u00e7e me Xhaf\u00ebn domino. Eri ankohej \u201cti b\u00ebn me hile gjithmon\u00eb\u201d dhe kthente e pyeste Antoneten a \u201cerdh\u00ebn t\u00eb k\u00ebqijt\u00eb Ina me Eld\u00ebn m\u00eb thuaj t\u00eb fshihem\u201d. \u201cT\u00eb mbroj un\u00eb pa merak vazhdo loj\u00ebn ti\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Damua kishte ndezur nj\u00eb puro e meditonte i heshtur si erdh kjo pun\u00eb?!<\/p>\n<p>Tao kishte lyer dy feta buk\u00eb m\u00eb gjalp\u00eb dhe re\u00e7el, i hante si i bab\u00ebzitur n\u00ebn shikimin e vuajtur t\u00eb Ulsiut q\u00eb po i shkonte goja l\u00ebng.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7yrbja p\u00ebrtypte fara lule dielli pa fjal\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Bela gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn ishte krehur dhe rezultati dukej. Niko , Ogerta dhe Tezja kishin b\u00ebr\u00eb jatak pas banakut t\u00eb Qeveris\u00eb pasi Margeriti u kishte premtuar q\u00eb der\u00ebn an\u00ebsore e mbaj un\u00eb ve\u00e7 po kaluan mbi trupin tim at\u00ebher\u00eb s\u2019ka m\u00eb gjum\u00eb. Nikua dridhej \u201cdo me rrahin do me rrahin\u201d Ogi i pask\u00ebsh dh\u00ebn\u00eb pak ila\u00e7 gjumi e ashtu gjumi e kishte k\u00ebputur mes t\u00eb \u00e7irrurave. Elisa si xhind e motivuar nga Kongresi ku Babo e nxori t\u00eb hapte, ishte lidhur p\u00ebr karrigen e tij, lyer me benzin\u00eb dhe n\u00ebse e shihte pisk fap flaken dhe as nd\u00ebnjesa as ajo nuk do binin t\u00eb gjall\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb t\u00eb armikut. Ajo pagjum\u00ebsi filxhan ja kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb syn\u00eb e zi.<\/p>\n<p>Arben P\u00ebllumbi hapte me goj\u00eb dhe l\u00ebshonte nj\u00eb pasthirrme t\u00eb pafajshme.<\/p>\n<p>Kryezevendes Lideri na b\u00ebri me shenj\u00eb ta ndiqnim kur befas u shfaq Babo hijer\u00ebnd\u00eb si nata. Nuk i l\u00ebvizte asnj\u00eb muskul. T\u00eb vet\u00ebt vdiq\u00ebn t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nj\u00ebher\u00ebsh. Vet\u00ebm Tao fliste me Lulin, \u201cu nise, erdhe, ku je, garda ka b\u00ebr\u00eb kordon, mos me turp\u00ebro, kam dh\u00ebn\u00eb fjal\u00ebn q\u00eb vjen, mos ma b\u00ebj k\u00ebt\u00eb, t\u00eb sjellim me nj\u00eb dron Bajraktar?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ai nga ana tjet\u00ebr i shkruante \u201d Jo, jo kam frik\u00eb nuk mundem, t\u00eb lutem m\u00eb fal, frika \u00ebsht\u00eb njer\u00ebzore, Blerina me shkruan q\u00eb m\u00eb kan\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb rreshtin. Meqen\u00ebse ra fjala sa goc\u00eb e mir\u00eb ajo edhe darkat na i paguan n\u00eb Strasburg kur jemi delegacion\u201d. Tao vazhdonte \u201cEja je n\u00eb bes\u00ebn time, Babo m\u00eb ka th\u00ebn\u00eb mos harxho koh\u00eb me at\u00eb por un\u00eb i kam premtuar, mos ma b\u00ebj k\u00ebt\u00eb, mos t\u00eb votojm\u00eb kund\u00ebr Doktorit vet\u00ebm ne socialistet ?! \u201d<\/p>\n<p>Luli ja kthente \u201cBlerina me shkruan po me presin me miell un\u00eb sa i kam lyer flok\u00ebt , madje parukierja uli qepenat q\u00eb t\u00eb mi b\u00ebnte fije p\u00ebr fije, kan\u00eb marr\u00eb dhe boj\u00eb e veze, ku t\u00eb mbytem un\u00eb i ziu?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Tao \u201cm\u00eb turp\u00ebrove q\u00eb mos pafsh m\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb, vul\u00ebn ta dhash\u00eb q\u00eb mos e g\u00ebzofsh, te ambasadoret t\u00eb mbroj, k\u00ebta t\u00eb ish partis\u00eb t\u00ebnde i nd\u00ebshkoj, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb bej m\u00eb?\u201d. Ai \u201d Kam frik\u00eb vlla kam frik\u00eb b\u00ebma kabull\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Pas k\u00ebsaj seance Doktori q\u00eb vjen nga historia po shkon drejt s\u00eb panjohur\u00ebs e pas tij gjith\u00eb Opozita.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ Nj\u00eb habi e madhe u shfaq para nesh sapo mb\u00ebrrit\u00ebm n\u00eb Kuvend. Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb i gjat\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr i shkurt\u00ebr, k\u00ebt\u00eb dallim e b\u00ebm\u00eb kur n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb u ngrit\u00ebm, n\u00eb an\u00eb t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtes\u00ebs me nga nj\u00eb kokore t\u00eb hirt\u00eb nga ato q\u00eb mbante ushtria e kuqe n\u00eb kok\u00eb, batani mbi supe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":324141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-398338","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=398338"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398339,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398338\/revisions\/398339"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=398338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=398338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=398338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}