NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ<\/p>\n
Kronik\u00eb e nj\u00eb \u00ebndrre mashtruese.<\/p>\n
Pas nj\u00eb darke t\u00eb r\u00ebnde t\u00eb Krishtlindjeve gjumi p\u00ebsoi trauma dhe \u00ebndrrat g\u00ebluan si korbullat pas shiut.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb sosh, mashtruese tek nuk ve, n\u00eb kurth m\u00eb futi.<\/p>\n
Kuvendi m\u00eb shfaqej si nj\u00eb mejhane diku n\u00eb Paskuqan ku shtrohej \u201cBanketi\u201d i Platonit.<\/p>\n
Un\u00eb punoja aty si kamerier lepe peqe m\u00eb shum\u00eb i dehur ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb her\u00eb, esell.<\/p>\n
Deputetet hynin dilnin rr\u00ebfenin subjekte aq t\u00eb \u00e7uditshme e pyetje shtronin sa t\u00eb linin pa goj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
T\u00eb gjith\u00eb kishin humbur kujtes\u00ebn. Amnezia na b\u00ebnte t\u00eb delire e t\u00eb barabart\u00eb.<\/p>\n
I pari u shfaq Babo. Ai nuk njihte t\u00eb vet\u00ebt. Pyeste: kush jan\u00eb k\u00ebta? Lista kesodore kush ka mbushur ?! I b\u00ebhet Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb kjo? A sikur ta kem un\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb ju dok\u00ebndisja t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve more derdimen\u00eb. Nj\u00eb kongres t\u00eb shpejt\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb t\u00eb Xibraku e hajt.<\/p>\n
S\u2019keni par\u00eb gj\u00eb akoma.<\/p>\n
Me thirri ti b\u00ebja nj\u00eb kafe pa sheqer e me k\u00ebrsh\u00ebri me pyeste mua kush \u00ebsht\u00eb ky Blendi Klosi q\u00eb me \u00e7do kusht k\u00ebrkon t\u00eb m\u00eb mbush\u00eb mendjen q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb personalitet, m\u00eb thot\u00eb jam ky jam ai ? Un\u00eb heshtja nga injoranca.<\/p>\n
Po nj\u00eb Majko Majko q\u00eb pretendon se b\u00ebn zap Kuk\u00ebsin, Dibren e krejt Maqedonin\u00eb kush, madje flet edhe si lumjan ?Mos \u00ebsht\u00eb roja i thash\u00eb.?!<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb tip q\u00eb shet rroba t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorura thot\u00eb se quhet Niko Prejleshi e insiston se ka luftuar n\u00eb Austerlic me Napoleonin! Lere i thash\u00eb dikur ka qen\u00eb kuzhinieri yn\u00eb, i p\u00eblqejn\u00eb shakat\u00eb. Tani ka gjetur pun\u00eb t\u00eb re.<\/p>\n
\u00c7udirat nuk kishin t\u00eb sosur. U shfaq Tezja , 40 vjet m\u00eb e re gjith\u00eb nur e hijeshi, jepem nj\u00eb aran\u00e7at\u00eb t\u00eb ftoht\u00eb klithi, p\u00ebshtyva u tha se solle t\u00eb piu e zeza, lepur t\u00eb nisesh, er\u00eb t\u00eb kthehesh. Mua djerset si litar shiu.<\/p>\n
Bardhyl Koll\u00e7aku me nj\u00eb rrip ku ishin varur thellenxa deklaronte se \u00ebsht\u00eb gjahtar. \u00c7iften e kishte dy grykeshe turke. Here pas here dilte n\u00eb dritare bum bum shtinte.<\/p>\n
Margerti trokiti n\u00eb der\u00eb haresh\u00ebm dhe me g\u00ebzim pyeti : kush \u00ebsht\u00eb Ali Hussein Al Ha\u00ebashela Al Dossari,Fabrizio Bu\u00e7i, Karel Urban?<\/p>\n
Ngrit\u00ebm supet, iku e zhg\u00ebnjyer duke turfulluar \u201cposht\u00eb provinca\u201d.<\/p>\n
Xhelal Mziu q\u00eb u ndodh aty l\u00ebshoi nj\u00eb hak\u00ebrrime , e kam b\u00ebr\u00eb Paskuqanin xhenet e k\u00ebsaj ju duk\u00ebka provinc\u00eb, he i pla\u00e7in syt\u00eb!! Mos i brita ! Mos e nam, do binte nata mbi ne.<\/p>\n
Bora shihte n\u00eb televizor punimet e Parlamentit tek nj\u00eb salep gjerb dhe interesohej kush \u00ebsht\u00eb ai burri i gjat\u00eb me mjek\u00ebr q\u00eb si pula i rrin\u00eb t\u00eb vet\u00ebt.<\/p>\n
Babo ,Babo i thame ne. Ajo beri grimas\u00eb habie: Kush qenka ky \u00e7apajev me emrin Babo? Mbetem pa fjal\u00eb. Nuk njoh t\u00eb till\u00eb tha me krenari.<\/p>\n
Xhafa buz\u00eb akshami m\u00ebrm\u00ebriste : \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gjepur, nj\u00eb bi\u00e7im, nj\u00eb d\u00ebngel, q\u00eb thirret reform\u00eb n\u00eb drejt\u00ebsi q\u00eb paskam b\u00ebr\u00eb un\u00eb? Nj\u00eb spric briti t\u00eb freskoj xhan\u00eb. Sa hap e mbyll syt\u00eb ndihm\u00ebsi im Arber Agallia ja vu mbi tavolin\u00eb dhe i beri nj\u00eb temena.<\/p>\n
Kosta fliste me mundim , si njeriu i par\u00eb n\u00eb lashtesi, Lindita kush \u00ebsht\u00eb, Gramozi kush?<\/p>\n
Un\u00eb jam maratonomak brohoriste dhe n\u00eb kilota e kanotiere me nr 10 mbi shpine vraponte tek Bulevardi i ri.<\/p>\n
Genc Gjon\u00e7aj i bindur se ishte shkrimtar, n\u00eb krye kishte v\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb kurore dafinash si Petrarka teksa nj\u00eb gomar me dy kosha libra t\u00ebrhiqte nga pas. I kam shkruar vete mburrej e nj\u00eb per \u00e7do tavoline linte nj\u00eb. Drit\u00eb e dituris\u00eb p\u00ebrpara do ju shpjer\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Mimi di Puccini nuk njihte m\u00eb njokit. Qemanen e muzgjeve me lageshtir\u00eb jo e jo. Ajo i dukej si lahut\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Damiani \u00e7do kujt q\u00eb takonte i thoshte reforma fituese nuk rib\u00ebhet. Un\u00eb kush jam Damiani apo ish Damiani? Jam gjall\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Etilda trajtonte si t\u00eb panjohur, Tonin, Taon, \u00c7u\u00e7in, Xhafen dhe Bra\u00e7en. Eri ishte maskuar si pinok.<\/p>\n
Ata i p\u00ebrs\u00ebrisnin jemi shok\u00ebt e bank\u00ebs. Ajo : jo jo ka vite q\u00eb e kam mbaruar shkoll\u00ebn. Jam farmaciste.<\/p>\n
Bujari i Lushnjes me nj\u00eb kaskete mbi sy i hakerrehej nj\u00eb kalimtari : \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb birra , qoftet, pilafi \u00e7\u2019jan\u00eb? ?! Jeta vet\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Ismet Beqiri ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb memec , nuk dinte t\u00eb k\u00ebndonte, t\u2019ja merrte v\u00ebn\u00e7e . Nisej t\u00eb mbante ison e z\u00ebri i dilte si e nj\u00eb gome t\u00eb shpuar q\u00eb leshon shshshshhshshs.<\/p>\n
Tao se gjente kush \u00ebsht\u00eb minist\u00ebr i Brendsh\u00ebm dhe vete ndihej si kryepolic i Librazhdit.<\/p>\n
Ulsiu nuk njihte m\u00eb Belen. Kjo e fundit e dinte Anila Denajn parrukiere. Ogerta erdhi si kro\u00e7erosina. Baftua u ndal me autokombajne, lypi nj\u00eb broke me uj\u00eb kroi dhe fshiu djerset me m\u00ebng\u00eb. Na la ca grur\u00eb p\u00ebr dim\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
Bozdo me shtiza thurte nj\u00eb triko. Nj\u00eb kok\u00eb vog\u00ebl si fik i thar\u00eb, me flok\u00eb lisho q\u00ebndiste mbathjet roz\u00eb n\u00ebn drit\u00ebn e h\u00ebn\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Eni Zake me grep b\u00ebnte \u00e7entra. Teuta Ramaj besonte se \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00eb Edi Rama.<\/p>\n
Lal Eri tundte nj\u00eb pankart\u00eb , m\u00eb ktheni Maznikun tim, nuk b\u00ebn p\u00ebr qeveri \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr Bashki.<\/p>\n
Elisa si komandante e \u00e7et\u00ebs s\u00eb pionier\u00ebve ashtu e hajthme por shpuze , duke \u00ebnd\u00ebrruar t\u00eb ardhmen e ndritur th\u00ebrriste \u201d pionier\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7\u00ebshtjen e Partis\u00eb e t\u00eb Babos , gjithmon\u00eb gati?<\/p>\n
\u00c7yrbja Zake dhe Mara p\u00ebrgjigjeshin gjithmon\u00eb gati.<\/p>\n
Nasipi i kishte lyer flok\u00ebt, ndare me kuadrate si xhakete e Ermos.<\/p>\n
Teksa ajo vete na bindi s\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb brigadiere e dalluar.<\/p>\n
Arben Pellumbi me nj\u00eb laps kuq e blu pas veshit, me nj\u00eb met\u00ebr shirit, me p\u00ebrpar\u00ebse marangozi erdhi na mori masat p\u00ebr mobilje .<\/p>\n
Dy karrike tha i keni badihava.<\/p>\n
Toni mori fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr procedur\u00eb teksa t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve na pihej nj\u00eb got\u00eb. Ai tha \u00e7\u2019jan\u00eb k\u00ebto herezi, jo Zoti jo Krishti, Jo Per\u00ebndia jo Hyu, ne kemi Babon qe duhet ta therrasim Babazot. A biem dakot t\u00eb gjith\u00eb q\u00eb Zoti nj\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb?! Etjen Xhafaj d\u00ebgjohej nga larg \u201cakullore hajde akullore t\u00eb lira e t\u00eb mira\u201d me nj\u00eb termus dhe here pas here l\u00ebpinte nj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Olta Xha\u00e7ka shihte foton e Gaz Bardhi e nga Toni lutej \u201clargoje djallin o Zot\u201d!<\/p>\n
Xhemal Qefalia mburrej se kishte filluar pune si orman pyjesh n\u00eb parkun komb\u00ebtar t\u00eb Dajtit.<\/p>\n
Dilua e dinte veten Kryetar koperative, shtypte ullinj e na solli t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve vaj k\u00ebmbe. Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb ila\u00e7 p\u00ebr 37 s\u00ebmundje.<\/p>\n
Ulsiu kishte hapur nj\u00eb dyqan dhe shiste jufka e japrak. Myshterinjve u thoshte, haram e pa\u00e7a ne kam futur hile, i keni safi. Dy njolla vaji i shk\u00eblqenin si dekorata dhe e afronin me njer\u00ebzit e thjesht\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Askush nuk besonte q\u00eb zogjt\u00eb flisnin. Nj\u00eb kanarin\u00eb b\u00ebnte ciu ciu dhe p\u00ebrbetohej s\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb kryenegociatore e pyllit.<\/p>\n
Dash Shehi b\u00ebnte shamat\u00eb me nj\u00eb punonj\u00ebs t\u00eb Kuvendit, k\u00ebrkonte q\u00eb t\u00eb nd\u00ebrroheshin pasqyrat , e nxirrnin me mjek\u00ebr mer jahu.<\/p>\n
Shp\u00ebtim Idrizi vikaste me t\u00eb madhe \u201d jam grek jam grek kalimera \u201d nd\u00ebrsa Vangjo Dulja \u201d jam \u00e7am , jam \u00e7am hamdyrilah\u201d !! Petrua ishte rehatuar si berber i lagjes. Vullnet Sina kishte ardhur si bojaxhi per te lyer kuvendin e d\u00ebmtuar nga trazirat. Laerti m\u00eb n\u00eb fund gjet vetveten. N\u00eb korijet e Tepelenes po merrej me bletari. \u00c7u\u00e7i me nj\u00eb tuf\u00eb dhen i binte nj\u00eb fyelli aty kodrave perreth. Klevis Xhoxhi besonte se punonte kasap n\u00eb Kala. Antoneta Dhima me ngritje ishte promovuar drejtoreshe e burgut t\u00eb Peqinit.<\/p>\n
Kryezevendes Lideri th\u00ebrriste kush \u00ebsht\u00eb Doktori ka nj\u00eb bosh qe nuk mbushet ? Jam un\u00eb thoshte Tritani. Jo jo nuk me dukesh ai q\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj.<\/p>\n
Jorushi i Tabakeve shikonte Albanen dhe me thoshte, ku e kam pare k\u00ebt\u00eb, diku e kam takuar mbase n\u00eb aeroplan?<\/p>\n
Pastaj mu drejtua mua po ti kush je qe qesh ? Jam kamerieri \u2026.ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb bej dhe si kronikar \u2026aaa me sill nj\u00eb uj\u00eb e nj\u00eb paracetamol se mu \u00e7a koka. Shigjete un\u00eb. E piu dhe m\u00eb pas me nj\u00eb shikim dashamires na qerasi.<\/p>\n
Salianji u hoq si deputet. Do ti mundim t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, do fitojm\u00eb, \u00e7\u00ebshtje kohe \u00ebsht\u00eb. Me nj\u00eb papaq erdhi Luli i cili mblidhte qum\u00ebshtin e fshatrave p\u00ebr n\u00eb baxho.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ Kronik\u00eb e nj\u00eb \u00ebndrre mashtruese. Pas nj\u00eb darke t\u00eb r\u00ebnde t\u00eb Krishtlindjeve gjumi p\u00ebsoi trauma dhe \u00ebndrrat g\u00ebluan si korbullat pas shiut. Nj\u00eb sosh, mashtruese tek nuk ve, n\u00eb kurth m\u00eb futi. Kuvendi m\u00eb shfaqej si nj\u00eb mejhane diku n\u00eb Paskuqan ku shtrohej \u201cBanketi\u201d i Platonit. Un\u00eb punoja aty si kamerier lepe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":324141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-398499","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=398499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398500,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398499\/revisions\/398500"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=398499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=398499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=398499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}