{"id":399692,"date":"2024-01-16T10:53:04","date_gmt":"2024-01-16T09:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=399692"},"modified":"2024-01-16T10:53:04","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T09:53:04","slug":"babua-bake-xhani-dhe-mucua-analiza-satirike-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-kronika-mbi-trekendeshin-e-bermudes-krenaria-e-lulit-dhe-firma-e-fshehte-me-damon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/babua-bake-xhani-dhe-mucua-analiza-satirike-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-kronika-mbi-trekendeshin-e-bermudes-krenaria-e-lulit-dhe-firma-e-fshehte-me-damon\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cBabua, Bake xhani dhe Mu\u00e7ua\u201d- Analiza satirike e Agron Gjekmarkajt: Kronika mbi trek\u00ebnd\u00ebshin e Bermudes! Krenaria e Lulit dhe firma e fsheht\u00eb me Damon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ<\/p>\n<p>Q\u00ebkur, veziri i madh Tao i kishte mbushur mendjen Babos se k\u00ebto dite Bake xhani mund t\u2019u hynte n\u00eb pun\u00eb ky i fundit e kishte humbur qet\u00ebsin\u00eb. Babua kishte shfaqur dyshime t\u00eb medha p\u00ebr dobin\u00eb e tij.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk ja kishte thyer zemren kemb\u00ebngulesit i bindur q\u00eb e drejta do ti kthehej si hakmarrje mbi ta. Kur shkuan n\u00eb presidenc\u00eb dhe i than\u00eb se shef Babos i duhesh k\u00ebto dit\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb hiqesh si President dhe t\u00eb p\u00ebrdoresh pak si provokator ndaj opozit\u00ebs i shkuan mornica n\u00eb trup. Sa lajmin mori, toruan humbi.<\/p>\n<p>U  pland mbi kolltuk. Uj\u00eb uj\u00eb\u2026. u d\u00ebgjua me lemeri nj\u00eb z\u00eb gardisti. Menj\u00ebher\u00eb i soll\u00ebn dy gjyma. Pak ja hodhen p\u00ebr ta freskur e ndonj\u00eb gllenk\u00eb e piu.<\/p>\n<p>U p\u00ebrmend\u2026por i kishin ikur fjal\u00ebt\u2026.shikimin p\u00ebrqendronte mbi ata q\u00eb e rrethonin. I pyeste kush jam un\u00eb? Ata nj\u00eb z\u00ebri, je Bakja i Republik\u00ebs, je Bakja yn\u00eb, yndyra e vatanit. Pas nj\u00eb kohe u p\u00ebrmend. Mblodhi vart\u00ebsit e tij dhe po u qahej. Ndryshe kishim r\u00ebn\u00eb dakord. Do rrija n\u00eb zyr\u00eb, n\u00eb vile, do sh\u00ebtisja pa folur por vet\u00ebm duke buz\u00ebqeshur, do udh\u00ebtoja, nuk do shfaqesha n\u00eb media dhe askush nuk do me ngjante pos tek tuk romuzeve se qenkem kamerier lepe peqe.<\/p>\n<p>Po tani kush i mban xhinderit e Opozit\u00ebs  do merren me mua jo SPAKU, jo pronat e ushtris\u00eb, jo spitalet, jo rrogat, jo banaliteti q\u00eb m\u00eb paska lezet si\u00e7 thot\u00eb nj\u00eb gazetar i njohur. Babo mund t\u00eb merzitet dhe me degdis.  Perseri ra n\u00eb kllapi. E mbuluan me nj\u00eb batanie. Fjeti ashtu i trazuar.<\/p>\n<p>U ngrit po k\u00ebmbet se mbanin. Dy roja e shtrengonin per krahesh dhe e futen n\u00eb makin\u00eb per n\u00eb Kuvend. Salla gumezhinte, ne luftetaret e liris\u00eb u b\u00ebm\u00eb barrikad\u00eb perpara dhe si bilbilenjet n\u00ebn rrape ja dham\u00eb fishkellimes.<\/p>\n<p>Kur \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb shihnim! Me nj\u00eb karrige q\u00eb prej nj\u00ebzet vitesh e terheq pas vetes u shfaq dhe Mu\u00e7ua yn\u00eb. Desha na mori k\u00ebmbet mua dhe Gazit i cili i myrreter, ju kthye Mu\u00e7os  me z\u00eb t\u00eb ulet ,do t\u00eb nduk veshet more zullap.<\/p>\n<p>E shtynte at\u00eb cope dru duke dihatur. Djersa i pikonte \u00e7urg e bashk\u00eb me t\u00eb pak edhe boja e flokeve. Babua i kishte futur \u00e7elsin dhe ishte zgjuar. Si\u00e7 e mor\u00ebm vesh me von\u00eb kishte motive t\u00eb ndihej krenar kishte firmosur me Damon reformen zgjedhore ndaj i meritoi shikimet p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhel\u00ebse q\u00eb i hodhi Babua me Taon i cili mund t\u00eb mburrej q\u00eb Mu\u00e7ua po ju hyn n\u00eb pun\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Pasi ato i mori ( shikimet) ndenji aty  si njeriu q\u00eb e ka merituar besimin e padronit.<\/p>\n<p>Me madhengjim shihte nga Blerina e cila i tha mos u jep ne t\u00eb gjith\u00eb punojme p\u00ebr nj\u00eb qellim, per lavdin\u00eb dhe pushtetin e Babos. Ashtu ashtu merme\u00ebriti ai. Nasipi si provokator me pyeti \u00e7\u2019mendim ke per Nikon? T\u00eb lart\u00eb e kam i them, ka karakter sidomos me shoket q\u00eb bien n\u00eb fatkeq\u00ebsi. Gjynah se mos e heq Babua dhe merr Mu\u00e7on n\u00eb kabinet.<\/p>\n<p>Jo jo ju gjegja i sigurt\u00eb, m\u00eb frik\u00eb kam se i z\u00eb vendin Bores dhe me fik m\u00eb iken nga kronika ajo. Hall paske vlla me rrahu krahet. Edhe Laerti u prek. Lideri q\u00eb kerkon perspektive Gazi dhe Kryezevendes Lideri Muli me fuqin\u00eb e moralit dominonin krejt at\u00eb bina. U afrova me ndroj\u00eb. Luan Ba\u00e7i me pergezoi. Aroma e liris\u00eb po t\u00eb deh dhe ty me tha.<\/p>\n<p>U ndjeva si Vlashi tek \u201cPylli i Liris\u00eb\u201d kur Kovi i foli per her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb mbi komunizmin , levizjen dhe partin\u00eb. Ashtu si t\u00eb madhengjyer me gjet Salianji. Ndon\u00ebse u gezua nuk e fshehu habin\u00eb dhe mu drejtua me solemnitet \u201ct\u00eb lumt\u00eb po e dridh tiranin\u00eb more qerrata\u201d.  Mora frym\u00eb thell\u00eb , sikur u zgjata edhe ca.<\/p>\n<p>Lindites i shkonin haberre q\u00eb Bakja \u00ebsht\u00eb shtrir\u00eb n\u00eb divan dhe as merr as jep. Kosta i  saj dhe Gramozit i  sherbente paracetamol dhe kamomil duke i dh\u00ebne gajret , \u201ch\u00eb se do e kalosh dhe k\u00ebt\u00eb, nuk te therresim m\u00eb\u201d. Bakja nuk fliste thjesht\u00eb renkonte. Jona degjohej n\u00eb korridor tek psheretinte \u201cqyqja, qyqja\u201d. Keshilltari im Dori trim q\u00eb e z\u00eb lepurin me qerre dhe e mban mire me t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nuk u duk.<\/p>\n<p>Genc Gjon\u00e7aj po b\u00ebnte gati nj\u00eb tezge me ca derrasa n\u00eb pjesen e pasme n\u00eb rast nevoje. Gazi sokellinte \u201cturp, turp, turp\u201d, Muli turfullonte \u201chajdut, hajdut\u201d. Babua mes Beles dhe Elises ishte mermerosur. Nuk do ja fal\u00eb hezitimin Bakes q\u00eb nuk hyri si trim, t\u00eb viktimizohej deri n\u00eb fund.<\/p>\n<p>Bela i tha  \u201ct\u00eb shkoj ta sjell kalibo\u00e7\u201d. Ai nauziti nj\u00eb jo me kok\u00eb.  Elisa mallkonte veten per nurin qe e kishte mbeshtjell\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb dit\u00eb kur shemtia na rrethoi si turqit Krujen. M\u00eb n\u00eb fund Babo i dha leje Bakes t\u00eb largohej. Ishin mesuar t\u00eb shihnim lart Margaritn\u00eb e gjor\u00eb tani duhet t\u00eb mesohemi me koken e bu\u00e7kosur t\u00eb Gonxhes.<\/p>\n<p>Allah kij meshir\u00eb. Krisht ndihmona. Jorushi i Tabakeve ishte veshur me t\u00eb zeza sterr\u00eb.  Ajo nuk qan m\u00eb. Syri i \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb pish\u00eb. Kur m\u00eb pyeten ku e ke Jorushin q\u00eb e ke mbrojtur si luan.?! Ja u thash\u00eb ku \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb zjarrin e betejes po lufton dhe po na ndri\u00e7on. I vetmi q\u00eb qeshte ishte Shalsi. Lum ai. Tritani u kujdes ta pyeste n\u00eb i ka pir\u00eb ila\u00e7et.<\/p>\n<p>Etilda si hije erdhi e ashtu doli nga nj\u00eb cep i trekendeshit t\u00eb Bermudes n\u00eb maje te gishtave pupel. Ermua sikur e kishte nxjerre djallin nga vetja e paqesore dukej. Viti i ri ja kishte debuar xhinderit. Mimi di Pu\u00e7ini po i thoshte Majkos i cili tundte koken ritmikisht \u201cjeta \u00ebsht\u00eb e  gjitha nj\u00eb metafore vllai\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Etjenit i hahej. Ferkoi duart kur mori vesh q\u00eb Klosi do shtronte darke p\u00ebr ditelindje dhe qoftet do binin mbi ta si gjyle i lehtesuar u ngrit. Ogi e cila e cila prej kohesh po leron hyllin\u00eb e elegances , kur mori vesh qe do hanin qofte vari buzet por se dha veten. Seanca u mbyll. Kryezevendes Lideri Muli per here t\u00eb par\u00eb foli n\u00eb vend t\u00eb Doktorit. Pastaj Lideri q\u00eb kerkon perspektiven si \u00e7ifuti token e premtuar gjithashtu. Po ashtu dhe Mu\u00e7o Juda u llafos.  Trinia u krye. Ati, biri dhe shpirti sh\u00ebnjt.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ Q\u00ebkur, veziri i madh Tao i kishte mbushur mendjen Babos se k\u00ebto dite Bake xhani mund t\u2019u hynte n\u00eb pun\u00eb ky i fundit e kishte humbur qet\u00ebsin\u00eb. Babua kishte shfaqur dyshime t\u00eb medha p\u00ebr dobin\u00eb e tij. Nuk ja kishte thyer zemren kemb\u00ebngulesit i bindur q\u00eb e drejta do ti kthehej si [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":399693,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-399692","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":399695,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399692\/revisions\/399695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/399693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}