{"id":401333,"date":"2024-02-09T11:50:23","date_gmt":"2024-02-09T10:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=401333"},"modified":"2024-02-09T11:50:23","modified_gmt":"2024-02-09T10:50:23","slug":"babos-i-lame-afat-deri-me-20-shkurt-analiza-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-per-kaosin-ne-parlament-nga-eurot-e-dashit-te-thirrjet-e-palokes-per-ditet-e-kiametit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/babos-i-lame-afat-deri-me-20-shkurt-analiza-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-per-kaosin-ne-parlament-nga-eurot-e-dashit-te-thirrjet-e-palokes-per-ditet-e-kiametit\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cBabos i lam\u00eb afat deri me 20 Shkurt\u201d- Analiza satirike e Gjekmarkajt p\u00ebr kaosin n\u00eb Parlament: Nga \u2018eurot\u2019 e Dashit, te thirrjet e Palok\u00ebs p\u00ebr dit\u00ebt e kiametit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ<\/p>\n<p>Ah e djeshmja filloi me nj\u00eb r\u00ebnkim. Oh oh , eh , oh d\u00ebgjoheshin piskamat e habis\u00eb. Sapo n\u00eb shteg t\u00eb oborrit Dash Sula u shfaq monotonia mori arratin\u00eb. Mbi nj\u00eb seter mekatet e botes kishte renditur. Gryk\u00ebsin\u00eb, korrupsionin, koprracin\u00eb me pik\u00ebllim Sh\u00ebn Fran\u00e7esku goditi. Paran\u00eb haram mbi kokat tona holli, ndergjegjet dallg\u00eb na i b\u00ebri. Gjith\u00eb ajo larushi n\u00eb p\u00ebrkufizimin e vesit e shnd\u00ebrroi p\u00ebr t\u00eb disat\u00ebn her\u00eb n\u00eb dashnor t\u00eb ep\u00ebrm ndaj gjetjes  dhe renkues kur  e virtytshmja trembet nga paudhesia.<\/p>\n<p>Me befasin\u00eb si Sk\u00ebnderbeu turq\u00ebrin\u00eb u hoqi pinin socialisteve k\u00ebtyre hajdut\u00ebve t\u00eb t\u00eb drejtave tona.<\/p>\n<p>Kur njeriu nuk mund t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb gjeste sublime gj\u00ebra t\u00eb vogla gjithsesi duhet t\u00eb kryej. Faqe njer\u00ebzis\u00eb po jap d\u00ebshmin\u00eb. Kur \u201ceurot\u201d si shi binin mbi ne syri ndizej e behej \u00e7akerr, imagjinata oqean si\u00e7 do t\u00eb thoshte Ditmari p\u00ebr t\u00eb Babos zem\u00ebr.<\/p>\n<p>Ato binin t\u00eb shumt\u00eb si flok\u00eb debor\u00eb dhe ministrat \u00ebnd\u00ebrronin, erdhi e bekuara dit\u00eb q\u00eb mos t\u2019i marrim m\u00eb tinez po na i hedh Perendia  nga havaja.<\/p>\n<p>Teksa Niko me Tezen kishin r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebrkundje t\u00eb \u00ebmbel , me syt\u00eb gjysme mbyllur e goj\u00ebn hapur,  Ulsiu i shkundi, zgjohuni more ju pla\u00e7in syt\u00eb, saber, se jan\u00eb fallco dhe jemi live.<\/p>\n<p>Mu\u00e7ua me t\u00eb vetet kisht\u00eb ardh\u00eb q\u00eb pa gdhir\u00eb bashk\u00eb me motrani e shoqeni t\u00eb mazhorances. Tao e k\u00ebqyrt\u00eb nga lart me mir\u00ebnjohje. Ai nga posht\u00eb me p\u00ebrul\u00ebsi.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb t\u00eb dal\u00eb perkedheljeve  e darovitjeve t\u00eb Kryezevendes Liderit Muli ju p\u00ebrgjigj \u201d t\u00eb t\u00eb vij\u00eb r\u00ebnde, shiko sht\u00ebpin\u00eb t\u00ebnde\u201d dhe iku i ngrati duke r\u00ebndur drejt paturp\u00ebsis\u00eb. Ed Paloka i dha z\u00eb bilbilit e fjal\u00ebs duke p\u00ebrkufizuar profumin e ri qe do perdor\u00eb mazhoranca n\u00eb diten e kiametit.<\/p>\n<p>Edhe pse hym\u00eb n\u00eb beteje me shum\u00eb pak trupa un\u00eb nuk u ngrita n\u00eb lart\u00ebsin\u00eb e detyr\u00ebs, mbeta n\u00eb prapavij\u00eb me kryqin e kuq, me t\u00eb s\u00ebmuret, pleqt\u00eb dhe f\u00ebmij\u00ebt. Gjykimi i Luan Ba\u00e7it do rrah\u00eb mbi mua si tufan. Elisa l\u00ebshonte namat e saj nga atje lart. P\u00ebrgojuat petullat e mia , ja ky qe i h\u00ebngri rri si qingj, ju t\u00eb tjeret mos u ngopshi, jua b\u00ebri Zoti qejfin miell e vez\u00eb boll.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7\u2019te shihnim Genc Gjon\u00e7aj ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb si burr\u00eb d\u00ebbore, i bardh\u00eb deri n\u00eb verbim. Deputetet e Babos ja kishin zili, secili mendonte sikur t\u00eb ishim ne n\u00eb vendin e tij, heroi i dites.<\/p>\n<p>Nga larg d\u00ebgjohej z\u00ebri i Kryezevendes Liderit Muli i cili hutuesh\u00ebm i thoshte sot po t\u00eb le me kaq t\u00eb lyeva si qofte me miell, le t\u00eb t\u00eb haj\u00eb qeveria per drek\u00eb. Kosta i Gramozit dhe Lindites u prek. Po un\u00eb \u00e7\u2019kam m\u00eb pak apo ne akademiket nuk jemi kandidat\u00eb per d\u00ebshmor\u00eb, un\u00eb disa her\u00eb e kam rrezikuar jeten per Babon si\u00e7 me ka hije , nejse nuk dua t\u00eb vdes i mbuluar me miell psheretiu por me jatagan. Ne guzhin\u00eb kerkonte nj\u00eb pirun per mesymje po aty i kishin hequr armet e ftohta.  K\u00ebt\u00eb meditim e nderpreu veza mbi makine e Taos q\u00eb u perhap si reja berthamore. Por ai njeri i mire, nuk u ndie.<\/p>\n<p>Kur nj\u00eb rregullore e djegur fluturoi mbi qiellin e qeveris\u00eb Bora pyeti Anilen pse b\u00ebjn\u00eb keshtu k\u00ebta kunder Babos son\u00eb, iii sa t\u00eb keqinj\u2026.! Anila i tha : Se ata nuk kan\u00eb pafaj\u00ebsi n\u00eb sy si ti xhan, fali Zot se nuk din\u00eb \u00e7a b\u00ebjn\u00eb. Mete ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb sa nj\u00eb grusht dhe mermeriste, ishallah nuk me k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb ndonj\u00eb lek.<\/p>\n<p>Gonxhe dukej m\u00eb i gjer\u00eb se i gjat\u00eb. Kur nj\u00eb rregullore e djegur fluturoi mbi qiellin e qeveris\u00eb, Bela u ngrit  vrikthi. Ajo tha ju mund t\u00eb digjni gjith\u00e7ka kot e kini  se at\u00eb q\u00eb kerkoni  e kemi n\u00eb mendje e zemer. Damua tundi koken n\u00eb sh\u00ebnj\u00eb miratimi duke mermeritur. Ata mund ti shkat\u00ebrrojn\u00eb karrigen por jo monumentet qe ka n\u00eb shpirtrat tan\u00eb. Pranvera Resuli i tha ti je filozof !<\/p>\n<p>Damua pranoi me modesti. Etilda  puliti qerpiket  e gjat\u00eb dhe pyeti apo jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb kohera epike? Po tha Toni , nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb keq t\u00eb mendojm\u00eb arken e Noas. Un\u00eb me delet nuk rri tha \u00c7u\u00e7i se me japin alergji. Majko pranoi se rri kudo si partizanet. Mimi di Puccini ju kujtoji se ishin misionar\u00eb dh\u00eb n\u00eb ark\u00eb hyn\u00eb t\u00eb perzgjedhurit. Po un\u00eb po un\u00eb vrapoi t\u00eb interesohej Klodi. Ti tek gijotina i tha Shalsi aty ku pergjeshmeria \u00ebsht\u00eb me e madhe. Kur te lodhesh ke Ermo qerrateshen per nderrim.<\/p>\n<p>Mes kesi rropullish\u00eb ktheva kok\u00ebn. Jorushi i Tabakeve si peshqesh na kishte l\u00ebn\u00eb mungesen e vet  t\u00eb pap\u00ebrballueshme teksa nga Amerika na m\u00ebsonte qysh b\u00ebhet zonj\u00eb Shqip\u00ebria me z\u00ebrin e but\u00eb sherbet mbi bakllavan\u00eb e thar\u00eb. Dikush pyeti ku \u00ebsht\u00eb Salianji? Lereni dreqin \u00e7e doni ai \u00ebsht\u00eb pruresi i faktkeqsive sapo me mori n\u00eb tel e me tha q\u00eb Babo do ndryshoj\u00eb perseri qeverin\u00eb i thash\u00eb nj\u00eb minsitri. Uj\u00eb uj\u00eb pak uj\u00eb lypi.<\/p>\n<p>Babos i lam\u00eb afat deri me 20 Shkurt t\u00eb mbath\u00eb opingat e t\u00eb b\u00ebhet sikter. Un\u00eb kembengula per hir t\u00eb kronikes ti l\u00ebme edhe dy tri dit\u00eb po Lideri n\u00eb perspektive Gazi me vikati ,  t\u2019u thaft\u00eb goja q\u00eb v\u00eb interesin e kronikes mbi at\u00eb t\u00eb demokracis\u00eb! N\u00eb fund b\u00ebme bilancin me harxhet e Isuf \u00c7eles bujar i lindur , duke debatuar r\u00ebnd\u00eb me<\/p>\n<p>Mondin n\u00eb duhet ta festonim fitoren e rradhes me nj\u00eb kuvazir apo raki boboshtice si\u00e7 e kerkon tradita. Diatrribes i dha fund toleranca e Kryezevendes Liderit. Ai tha secili \u00e7far\u00eb ti lyp\u00eb xhani dhe brrof ndeshem gotat.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ Ah e djeshmja filloi me nj\u00eb r\u00ebnkim. Oh oh , eh , oh d\u00ebgjoheshin piskamat e habis\u00eb. Sapo n\u00eb shteg t\u00eb oborrit Dash Sula u shfaq monotonia mori arratin\u00eb. Mbi nj\u00eb seter mekatet e botes kishte renditur. Gryk\u00ebsin\u00eb, korrupsionin, koprracin\u00eb me pik\u00ebllim Sh\u00ebn Fran\u00e7esku goditi. Paran\u00eb haram mbi kokat tona holli, ndergjegjet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":324141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-401333","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=401333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":401334,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401333\/revisions\/401334"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=401333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=401333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=401333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}