{"id":405938,"date":"2024-06-11T11:44:29","date_gmt":"2024-06-11T09:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=405938"},"modified":"2024-06-11T11:44:29","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T09:44:29","slug":"niko-nuk-fle-me-mire-qekur-shkoi-ne-spak-delines-si-afrohet-kush-nga-frika-mos-haje-ndonje-gozhde-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-xhacka-thur-endrra-ti-shkule-mjek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/niko-nuk-fle-me-mire-qekur-shkoi-ne-spak-delines-si-afrohet-kush-nga-frika-mos-haje-ndonje-gozhde-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-xhacka-thur-endrra-ti-shkule-mjek\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cNiko nuk fle m\u00eb mir\u00eb q\u00ebkur shkoi n\u00eb SPAK, Delin\u00ebs s\u2019i afrohet kush nga frika mos haj\u00eb ndonj\u00eb gozhd\u00eb\u201d \u2013 Satira e Gjekmarkajt: Xha\u00e7ka thur \u00ebndrra t\u2019i shkul\u00eb mjekr\u00ebn Gaz Bardhit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ<\/p>\n<p>Ogi \u00ebsht\u00eb menduar gjat\u00eb. Ajo ka arritur n\u00eb perfundimin q\u00eb serioziteti \u00ebsht\u00eb miku m\u00eb i mir\u00eb i njeriut. Shakaja nuk dihet ku t\u00eb nxjerr, m\u00eb mir\u00eb nuk duhet b\u00ebr\u00eb. Fol ve\u00e7 kur lipset dhe po munde mos fol fare.<\/p>\n<p>Ulsia ngjan gjithmon\u00eb me dik\u00eb q\u00eb ka ngr\u00ebn\u00eb gjelle t\u00eb nd\u00ebnjura, dhe buzeqesh vetem pasi i ka kaluar sakelldia.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00eb dukurit si i vuajtur i ka dal\u00eb per mbroth.Krenaria n\u00eb politik\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb varr i hapur. Ai e do jeten, nuk do t\u00eb \u201cvdes\u00eb\u201d i ri.<\/p>\n<p>Niko Nikoqiri pas vajtjes n\u00eb Spak nuk fle mir\u00eb, naten laget, djerset bien si shi, flet n\u00eb gjum\u00eb, \u201cjo joo mos u afroni, do hidhem\u2026\u201d! Te vetet q\u00eb ja din\u00eb huqin per ta qetesuar hedhin mbi dysheme disa monedha metalike vringellima e t\u00eb cilave i qeteson xhan\u00eb dhe pastaj fle si sheleg n\u00eb oret e mbetura.<\/p>\n<p>Tezja kjo osh\u00ebnare e virtytit ndien pezmin e kohes q\u00eb iken me galop dhe nj\u00eb murretim i pergjithshem i pershkon krejt kurmin.<\/p>\n<p>Here pas here b\u00ebn perpjekje t\u00eb ethshme q\u00eb ti deshmoj\u00eb vetes dhe t\u00eb tjerve q\u00eb ajo ( koha) ndalet.<\/p>\n<p>Anila e gjora ka harruar kush \u00ebsht\u00eb e pse \u00ebsht\u00eb! Edhe ne pyesim her\u00eb pas here ku e kemi par\u00eb at\u00eb? Pas premtimit per 6 milion lop\u00eb do b\u00ebnte mir\u00eb t\u00eb ruante nja 6-7 syresh. Flokezet e Debores nuk shkrihen kurr\u00eb por ajo na shkrin here pas here me qashtersin\u00eb e saj si ministrja m\u00eb e pademshme.<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb erdhi Ciu dhe nj\u00eb thes me fjal\u00eb leshoi mbi ne si kokerra breshri, minutat iknin, po llafet nuk i mbaronin per Shqiperin\u00eb pas Europe.<\/p>\n<p>Bela gjithnj\u00eb e m\u00eb teper beson q\u00eb ta ken\u00eb frik\u00eb shijon ku e ku m\u00eb shum\u00eb se ta duan. Thon\u00eb q\u00eb ka llafin topuz e doren varr\u00e8 qerratesha ndaj i ben terbiet. Tao ka kuptuar q\u00eb misteri ka m\u00eb rendesi se e verteta. T\u00eb dukurit me shum\u00eb se thelbi. Brenga nuk duhet t\u00eb dominoj\u00eb buzeqeshjen. Beles i tregon qyfyre dhe t\u00eb dy qeshin si \u00e7amarrok\u00eb t\u00eb dlir\u00eb e \u201cnaiv\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Gonxhe nuk po \u00e7el n\u00eb asgj\u00eb ! Ai nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb aty per t\u00eb menduar, pare e degjuar apo folur. I mjafton vetem dora. Me t\u00eb firmos her\u00eb pas here. Delina ka fituar status t\u00eb ri. Askush nuk guxon m\u00eb ta trazoj\u00eb nga frika mos ha ndonj\u00eb gozhde n\u00eb v\u00ebnd t\u00eb keq. Ajo nuk flet e ne nuk flasim m\u00eb. Salianji q\u00eb ka frike me \u00e7far\u00eb mund ti ndodh\u00eb nga pas ve gjithmne nj\u00eb \u00e7ante kur del.<\/p>\n<p>Mazniku e z\u00eb lepurin me qerre dhe duket se e ka ngarkuar mir\u00eb. Vjen nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb gjasht\u00eb muaj si t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ata q\u00eb merret me pun\u00eb t\u00eb medha e jo me d\u00ebngla. Perpiqet t\u00eb mos e jap veten q\u00eb ka merzitira.<\/p>\n<p>Klotilda po promovon veten duke levduar t\u00eb tjeret. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb tha q\u00eb fjalimet e Klosit duhen mbledhur , ruajtur e botuar si modele t\u00eb larta t\u00eb retorikes politike me t\u00eb cilet do edukohen kalamaqerit neser.<\/p>\n<p>Majko nj\u00eb dit\u00eb u b\u00eb melankolik, nj\u00eb rrudh\u00eb e sapo dal\u00eb n\u00eb ballin e Etildes e shnderroi n\u00eb ziliqar p\u00ebr Tonin i cili nuk ka t\u00eb tilla as n\u00eb fytyr\u00eb as n\u00eb kok\u00eb brenda pa\u00e7ka se perpiqet me k\u00ebmbe e duar t\u00eb marr\u00eb rrol udheheqes i bekuari.<\/p>\n<p>Ah po Mamica si nj\u00eb poezi e pambyllur vertitet lart e poshte gjithmon\u00eb n\u00eb dileme n\u00eb mos duhet t\u00eb flasin dhe t\u00eb tjere apo vetem ajo ka mbetur kur shoket futen nen tavoline. Vetem Ed Paloka nuk ja merr z\u00ebt i dergon shiharete nga poshte!<\/p>\n<p>Mimi di Puccini na kujton t\u00eb gjithve q\u00eb ka par\u00eb e degjuar shum\u00eb n\u00eb jete dhe se nj\u00eb dit\u00eb e pertejma vjen. Ajo flet me Zotin here pas here. Ai asaj ja beson sekretet qe ajo qeras kedo duke i thene hape gojen dhe fap i fut nj\u00eb llokum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7u\u00e7i ka nj\u00eb refren gjithmon\u00eb, bereqavers, bereqavers qar, qar.<\/p>\n<p>Shalsi \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb i gezuar per moshen q\u00eb ka. Ai mund t\u00eb qaj\u00eb per gjera gazmore dhe te qesh\u00eb per hatara po ti lipset. Fresku ja mban temperaturen te ulet.<\/p>\n<p>Damua e di nga Bibla e cila thot\u00eb duaje armikun si veten. Nuk di k\u00eb t\u00eb zgjedhe me pare Taon apo Klosin. I ka th\u00ebn\u00eb Kryezevendes Lideri yn\u00eb Muli, mos humb kurre besimin ai t\u00eb mban dhe jep forc\u00eb. Po Damua do vezen sot e jo pulen mot.<\/p>\n<p>Olta e sheh boten nga posht\u00eb tashm\u00eb si perseritje e historis\u00eb dhe njerzit t\u00eb anes s\u00eb saj i duken edhe me poshte. Enderron perhumbazi her\u00eb pas here ti shkul\u00eb mjekrren Gaz Bardhit i cili i ka hejbet plot me harxhe.<\/p>\n<p>Bra\u00e7e i vogelith ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb bjer\u00eb n\u00eb sy , shpesh flet e kelthet, pa e kuptuar nevojen q\u00eb Babo ka per grupe armiqesore. Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7udi q\u00eb kushtet ti permbush\u00eb n\u00eb fund Xhafa, Bra\u00e7e dhe patrioti Majko dhe ca t\u00eb tjere. Xhemali dhe Nasipi e kan\u00eb kuptuar k\u00ebt\u00eb dhe thon\u00eb n\u00eb ardht\u00eb e mira hapi deren n\u00eb ardhte e keqja hapja s\u2019ke \u00e7\u2019ben.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Pllumi maskohet me mjekrren e re. Laerti perkedhel lotet e vjeter. Ermua kunder syrit t\u00eb keq vesh kohet e fundit pantallonat me shirita si somelie si sakrice per partin\u00eb. Kostaqi i Gramozit dhe Lindites pritet t\u00eb shpallet estet- bash jo dollibash nga vete ai. Jorushi prej kohesh duket si nje kujtim permallues. Njeri para Kuvendit insistonte dua te takoj Igli Taren, po \u00e7\u2019pune ka ai i uruari ketu pyetem?! Po ja \u00ebshte minister i jashtem dhe duhet ti percjell ca vizione!!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ Ogi \u00ebsht\u00eb menduar gjat\u00eb. Ajo ka arritur n\u00eb perfundimin q\u00eb serioziteti \u00ebsht\u00eb miku m\u00eb i mir\u00eb i njeriut. Shakaja nuk dihet ku t\u00eb nxjerr, m\u00eb mir\u00eb nuk duhet b\u00ebr\u00eb. Fol ve\u00e7 kur lipset dhe po munde mos fol fare. Ulsia ngjan gjithmon\u00eb me dik\u00eb q\u00eb ka ngr\u00ebn\u00eb gjelle t\u00eb nd\u00ebnjura, dhe buzeqesh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":405478,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-405938","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405938"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":405939,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405938\/revisions\/405939"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/405478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}