Nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb ankuar n\u00eb redaksin\u00eb e emisionit \u201cStop\u201d se \u00ebsht\u00eb ngacmuar seksualisht nga mjeku imazherist P\u00ebllumb Hysko n\u00eb klinik\u00ebn e tij private \u201cMoskat\u201d. Ajo thot\u00eb se shkoi p\u00ebr nj\u00eb problem sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsor, por p\u00ebrfundoi q\u00eb mjeku po i fuste duart.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pik\u00eb nj\u00eb paciente q\u00eb ka proobleme me mesin shkon t\u00eb verifikoj\u00eb situat\u00ebn. Ajo ankohet p\u00ebr dhimbje mesi, por mjeku nis ta komplimentoj\u00eb p\u00ebr fizikun, duke k\u00ebrkuar t\u2019i b\u00ebj\u00eb eko gjiri e kontroll mitre. Madje mjeku Hysko i tha se t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen mund t\u00eb shkonte n\u00eb sanatorium ku ai punon q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebnte kontroll pa letra e pa pages\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje! Si jeni?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Mir\u00eb! Faleminderit! K\u00ebtu?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Po \u00e7a b\u00ebhet? Si je? Si shkon?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Mir\u00eb! Tashi, un\u00eb kam pak dhimbje mesi edhe t\u00eb shohim.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Sa her\u00eb shkon n\u00eb palest\u00ebr?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Jo, n\u00eb palest\u00ebr s\u2019vete.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Po me \u00e7a e mban trupin?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Ah, jo, mos ia fut kot!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Pa h\u00eb shtrihu, zhvishu! Sa vje\u00e7e je?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: \u00c7a ha ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb\u2026? Uaa\u2026,uaaa! Po kshu probleme gjinekologjike?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Ke pasur sekrecione k\u00ebshtu?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Mir\u00eb! Do t\u00eb shoh tiroidet?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: S\u2019e di\u2026, tashi.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Ja k\u00ebtu! Apo do gjirin?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Si t\u00eb jet\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb. P\u00ebr k\u00eb mendon ti?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: M\u00eb i bukur \u00ebsht\u00eb gjiri.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Do t\u00eb shoh gjirin v\u00ebrtet.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Po hiqi pra! Si do shoh un\u00eb? Mir\u00eb oh, mir\u00eb, mos b\u00ebjm\u00eb ndonj\u00eb k\u00ebshtu, se\u2026 m\u00eb mir\u00eb prishet.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Na merr m\u00ebsysh h\u00eb!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Si duket ia ke kursyer nj\u00eb \u00e7ik\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: S\u2019jam tip, q\u00eb kursej gj\u00ebra kshu.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Nj\u00eb kist i vog\u00ebl \u00ebsht\u00eb k\u00ebtu. Ngelet ta shohim nj\u00eb her\u00eb tjet\u00ebr. Hajde ose k\u00ebtu, ose te puna e shtetit!<\/p>\n
Pacientja: A punon dhe n\u00eb shtet?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Atje do vish ti, do t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb skaner p\u00ebr shtyll\u00ebn kurrizore!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Se ka mund\u00ebsi t\u00eb kesh ndonj\u00eb hernie. O t\u00eb sh\u00ebroj ty, o s\u2019mund t\u00eb rri n\u00eb ket\u00eb pun\u00eb! Ej po si nishane moj, pu, pu, pu\u2026<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: M\u00eb mir\u00eb, prishet ! Hajde nes\u00ebr! Po e marrim letr\u00ebn n\u00eb dispanceri, kam p\u00ebrshtypjen, q\u00eb jan\u00eb, ta kemi si kart\u00ebvizit\u00eb, se skaneri \u00ebsht\u00eb 100 e ca mij\u00eb lek\u00eb, nuk e p\u00ebrballon dot. M\u00eb jep emrin, mbiemrin tat! Sa m\u00eb\u2026 30-t\u00eb? 30-t\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Dit\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr takimi ndodh n\u00eb sanatorium.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: (Flet n\u00eb telefon) Un\u00eb sa erdha k\u00ebtu, ahh\u2026<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: K\u00ebto p\u00ebrgjigjet, vjen i merr nes\u00ebr?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: N\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb ore t\u00eb vij nes\u00ebr?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Nga ora 11-t\u00eb! T\u00eb shohim \u00e7ik\u00eb biografin\u00eb. Na ngeli k\u00ebshtu. Se skaneri \u00ebsht\u00eb 100 e ca mij\u00eb lek\u00eb. Jepi 20 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb aty edhe\u2026 O Artur!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Ndihmoje \u00e7ik\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb komshien time! Vjen nga Gjirokastra, do b\u00ebj\u00eb nj\u00eb kontroll, po letrat i ka n\u00eb Gjirokast\u00ebr. Merri 20 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb edhe\u2026!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Eh, do t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb ai, pastaj merr diskun edhe hajde lart!<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Ok! Sip\u00ebr te dera\u2026!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Po! Po! Po! Meto!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Ma shih k\u00ebt\u00eb goc\u00ebn!<\/p>\n
Specialisti: Hajde brenda! Ik, disku, punimet i ke t\u00eb gjitha brenda!<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Ok! Tashi po vija sip\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: S\u2019e di, s\u2019m\u00eb tha gj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Sapo vajza hyn n\u00eb dhom\u00ebn e ekzaminimit, mjeku nis t\u00eb p\u00ebrdor\u00eb terma seksual\u00eb dhe t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb veprime ndaj saj.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: K\u00ebtu s\u2019t\u00eb q** dot.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Ta l\u00ebm\u00eb nes\u00ebr! Do takohemi nes\u00ebr!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: S\u2019t\u00eb kam par\u00eb mitr\u00ebn.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: S\u2019duhet ta shohim mitr\u00ebn, se ke kistin. Ke uri? Se s\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebj gj\u00eb tani. N\u00eb sht\u00ebpi.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: \u00c7a duhet t\u00eb b\u00ebj tashi?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: T\u00eb shohim \u00e7ik\u00eb mitr\u00ebn!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: H\u00eb, h\u00eb\u2026 T\u2019i kishe dh\u00ebn\u00eb atje 20-t\u00eb mij\u00eb lek\u00eb te zyra.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Un\u00eb dhimbjen e kam te mesi.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Shtrihu tani nj\u00eb \u00e7ik\u00eb, se mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb hernie ajo! S\u2019t\u00eb vjen deri k\u00ebtu dhimbja, moj.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: S\u2019kam dhimbje aty. O doktor, po \u00e7a po b\u00ebni?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Do t\u00eb vizitoj m\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu infeksion s\u2019ke?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: \u2013Ke p\u00ebr t\u00eb ma marr\u00eb n\u00eb goj\u00eb!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Si e mban? E do me k\u00ebshtu prezervativ?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: O doktor! B\u00ebj\u00eb mir\u00eb vizit\u00ebn! O doktor!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Po prit m\u00eb, t\u00eb pickoj!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Po un\u00eb i pash\u00eb me\u2026.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: T\u00eb lutem! Po mir\u00eb\u2026,\u00ebsht\u00eb tjet\u00ebr gj\u00eb vizita. Doktor!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Mund t\u00eb kesh hernie.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Nuk kam k\u00ebtej dhimbje, o doktor, kam te mesi. A mund t\u00eb fshihem vet\u00eb, o doktor?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko i thot\u00eb ta p\u00ebrs\u00ebrisin takimin p\u00ebr t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen duke e shthurur goj\u00ebn e duke folur me terma t\u00eb qart\u00eb seksual\u00eb.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Kthehu t\u00eb \u2026Nj\u00eb \u00e7ik\u00eb! S\u2019ma dhjeve!<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Tashi, \u00e7a kam? Tashi, p\u00ebrgjigjet i marr nes\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: T\u00eb jem deri nes\u00ebr un\u00eb k\u00ebtu nes\u00ebr, po erdhe do t\u00eb q**.<\/p>\n
Pacientja: \u00c7a ore t\u00eb vij? N\u00eb 11, m\u00eb the!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Do vij p\u00ebr korrektes\u00eb, se un\u00eb ta jap q\u00eb sot p\u00ebrgjigjen! Do vij t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb at\u00eb muhabetin!<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Muhabetin? \u00c7a muhabeti?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: S\u2019ke qejf me mua?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: N\u00eb 11-t\u00eb, t\u00eb vij t\u00eb marr p\u00ebrgjigjen?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Der sa shikon, m\u00eb del nga\u2026 Po s\u2019e kape nj\u00ebher\u00eb k\u00ebtu me dor\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
Pacientja: T\u00eb vij nes\u00ebr n\u00eb 11-t\u00eb?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Po pyete b**h\u00ebn do vish vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr t\u2019u..?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: B**h\u00ebn! T\u00eb kam premtuar, q\u00eb do ta d*rdh n\u00eb goj\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu e kemi l\u00ebn\u00eb. Ose prit, merr rekomandim, pastaj, se s\u2019kam, \u00e7a t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u2026, po s\u2019erdhe p\u00ebr t\u2019u q**. Hajd!<\/p>\n
Pasi merr diskun, mjeku shkon ta lexoj\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb ambient ku jan\u00eb edhe praktikantet, sikur nuk ka ndodhur asgj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Ty t\u00eb dhemb k\u00ebmba e djatht\u00eb?<\/p>\n
P\u00ebllumb Hysko: Eh, t\u00eb ka filluar hernia ty. T\u00eb ka filluar hernia, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb ki kujdes nga peshat, sepse avancon ai! Zbrit te Arturi, jepi k\u00ebto lek\u00ebt e diskut, t\u00eb vej\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn, se mund t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb mbi 20 mij\u00eb. Apo s\u2019ke?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: N\u00eb rregull! T\u00eb zbres posht\u00eb dhe t\u00eb vij?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Nj\u00eb porosi t\u00eb vog\u00ebl! (I jep 20 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb)<\/p>\n
Arturi: Hajd! T\u00eb shkuara! Kishe gj\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Pacientja: Po! Shum\u00eb faleminderit!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb ankuar n\u00eb redaksin\u00eb e emisionit \u201cStop\u201d se \u00ebsht\u00eb ngacmuar seksualisht nga mjeku imazherist P\u00ebllumb Hysko n\u00eb klinik\u00ebn e tij private \u201cMoskat\u201d. Ajo thot\u00eb se shkoi p\u00ebr nj\u00eb problem sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsor, por p\u00ebrfundoi q\u00eb mjeku po i fuste duart. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pik\u00eb nj\u00eb paciente q\u00eb ka proobleme me mesin shkon t\u00eb verifikoj\u00eb situat\u00ebn. Ajo […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":409118,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5380,231,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-409117","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-kryesore","9":"category-lajme","10":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":409120,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409117\/revisions\/409120"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/409118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}