Nga Lutfi Dervishi <\/p>\n
Kjo fushat\u00eb po thyen rekorde! Nuk po flasim p\u00ebr arritje ekonomike, por p\u00ebr shfaqjen m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe komike q\u00eb ky vend ka par\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb. Me nj\u00eb aplikim t\u00eb thjesht\u00eb, kjo fushat\u00eb mund t\u00eb futet fare mir\u00eb n\u00eb list\u00ebn e trash\u00ebgimis\u00eb shpirt\u00ebrore t\u00eb UNESCO-s!<\/p>\n
\u00cbsht\u00eb fushata e par\u00eb pa debat<\/p>\n
Pse t\u00eb debatosh kur mund t\u00eb flas\u00ebsh n\u00eb kafe, n\u00eb Facebook, Instagram apo n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr? Debatet?<\/p>\n
Debatet jan\u00eb p\u00ebr ata q\u00eb s\u2019 kan\u00eb pushtet. P\u00ebr at\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb pushtet, mjafton monologu!<\/p>\n
\u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb ku partia q\u00eb qeveris prej 12 vitesh, kund\u00ebrshtarin kryesor e quan k\u00ebnet\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa veten qelibar.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb jo vet\u00ebm pa debat, por pa thelb, pa mish, pa kocka, ve\u00e7 me arom\u00ebn e \u00ebndrr\u00ebs p\u00ebr nj\u00eb pasaport\u00eb q\u00eb do vij\u00eb n\u00eb vitin 2030, sigurisht me tren!<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb pa reklama n\u00eb TV? Pse t\u00eb ket\u00eb? Populli e di p\u00ebr k\u00eb do votoj\u00eb! Reklamat jan\u00eb p\u00ebr produktet q\u00eb kan\u00eb konkurrenc\u00eb. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb fushat\u00eb Partia n\u00eb pushtet, e dashuruar me monopolet e PPP-t\u00eb, i ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb vetes te drejt\u00ebn ekskluzive p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos th\u00ebn\u00eb asgj\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos premtuar asgj\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos shpjeguar asgj\u00eb. Larg qoft\u00eb p\u00ebr llogari e bilanc!<\/p>\n
Kryeministri? Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb \u201csilent mode\u201d. 15 dit\u00eb para dit\u00ebs s\u00eb votimit, ai i ngjan yllit t\u00eb nj\u00eb reality show q\u00eb nuk ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb paraqitet n\u00eb \u00e7do episod. 10 gladiator\u00eb opozitar\u00eb p\u00ebrplasen dit\u00eb-nat\u00eb n\u00eb studio, nd\u00ebrsa ai, Cezari modern, do t\u00eb duket n\u00eb finale, p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb trofeun.<\/p>\n
Ai nuk ka koh\u00eb p\u00ebr dalje n\u00eb TV, sepse \u00ebsht\u00eb duke ndjekur sondazhet , q\u00eb si\u00e7 dihet, b\u00ebhen me metoda t\u00eb shenjta: lutje, meditim dhe pak magji statistikore. (Si\u00e7 thoshte Mark Twain, \u00e7far\u00eb t\u2019i b\u00ebjm\u00eb fakteve, por numrat n\u00eb dor\u00eb i kemi).<\/p>\n
\u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb ku tallja \u00ebsht\u00eb ushqimi baz\u00eb. Nuk flitet p\u00ebr shpopullimin, sepse ka mbetur pak popull p\u00ebr t\u00eb d\u00ebgjuar. Flitet p\u00ebr pasaport\u00ebn se kur t\u00eb ikin t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn t\u00eb ikin me stil, si zot\u00ebrinj t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Opozita e vjet\u00ebr \u00ebsht\u00eb k\u00ebneta,<\/p>\n
opozita e re \u00ebsht\u00eb mo\u00e7al,<\/p>\n
lideri opozit\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb buf,<\/p>\n
ata q\u00eb votojn\u00eb opozit\u00ebn jan\u00eb \u00e7yryk,<\/p>\n
ata q\u00eb nuk shohin mrekullit\u00eb e qeveris\u00eb jan\u00eb autik<\/p>\n
dhe ata q\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb votojn\u00eb partin\u00eb n\u00eb pushtet m\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb rrin\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi!<\/p>\n
\u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb ku n\u00eb vend t\u00eb programit, ka diss-e.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb vend t\u00eb platform\u00ebs, ka batuta.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb vend t\u00eb projekteve, ka nj\u00eb dron me pankart\u00eb: \u201c2030!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dhe n\u00eb fund, mbi t\u00eb gjitha, kemi valle.<\/p>\n
Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb fushata jon\u00eb: pa debat, pa thelb, por me shum\u00eb gallat\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb vend q\u00eb qesh, sepse nuk qan dot.<\/p>\n
Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb Republika e Gallat\u00ebs, ku zgjedhjet nuk jan\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb zgjedhur, ku kush flet humb, kush hesht fiton dhe kush tallet sundon.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Lutfi Dervishi Kjo fushat\u00eb po thyen rekorde! Nuk po flasim p\u00ebr arritje ekonomike, por p\u00ebr shfaqjen m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe komike q\u00eb ky vend ka par\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb. Me nj\u00eb aplikim t\u00eb thjesht\u00eb, kjo fushat\u00eb mund t\u00eb futet fare mir\u00eb n\u00eb list\u00ebn e trash\u00ebgimis\u00eb shpirt\u00ebrore t\u00eb UNESCO-s! \u00cbsht\u00eb fushata e par\u00eb pa debat Pse t\u00eb debatosh […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":414327,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-414323","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":414326,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414323\/revisions\/414326"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/414327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}