{"id":416126,"date":"2025-07-17T11:19:27","date_gmt":"2025-07-17T09:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=416126"},"modified":"2025-07-17T11:19:30","modified_gmt":"2025-07-17T09:19:30","slug":"drejtoret-pa-bthe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/drejtoret-pa-bthe\/","title":{"rendered":"Drejtor\u00ebt pa b*th\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Agim Xhafka<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u00ebto dit\u00eb u shfaq filmi rilindas: \u201cDrejtor\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb bashkive: Shporruni!\u201d E pa g\u00ebk e m\u00ebk, pa gjys fjale nj\u00eb hordhi njer\u00ebzish q\u00eb paguhen nga taksat, q\u00eb marrin rroga t\u00eb majme, q\u00eb kan\u00eb dhe shofer\u00eb, vetura dhe t\u00eb tjera e t\u00eb tjera dor\u00ebzuan \u00e7el\u00ebsat. E me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin z\u00ebmekur b\u00ebjn\u00eb pyetjen pa p\u00ebrgjigje:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ore, po pse na hoqi? \u00c7\u2019i b\u00ebm\u00eb? Sa her\u00eb na thoshin firmosni ne v\u00ebp firm\u00ebn, sa her\u00eb na thoshin gjobisni ne v\u00ebp gjob\u00ebn! \u00c7\u2019pat\u00ebn pra me ne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U mbush java q\u00eb inceniratori i Ram\u00ebs i futi te furra dhe i dogji qindra drejtor\u00eb. Si t\u00eb qen\u00eb ashkla drur\u00ebsh. Si bajga t\u00eb thata. Nj\u00eb zjarr bubulak, as hiri nuk u ngeli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Populli m\u00eb nuk tronditet e as \u00e7uditet. Ka mbi 80 vite q\u00eb sheh t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin film. Rritet varf\u00ebria fap shkon n\u00eb burg nj\u00eb minist\u00ebr, vidhet nj\u00eb cop\u00eb atdhe fap b\u00ebhen nd\u00ebrrime komisar\u00ebsh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u2019ka uj\u00eb Fierza fap krisin zjarret pyjeve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ndaj dor\u00ebhiqet drejtori i Dibr\u00ebs se shezlong\u00ebt n\u00eb Himar\u00eb nuk paguajn\u00eb kupon\u00eb. Dor\u00ebhiqet drejtori i Belshit se nuk ka m\u00eb belushka n\u00eb restorantet e Pogradecit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drejtor\u00ebt shqiptar\u00eb treguan se jan\u00eb pa byth\u00eb. Term i p\u00ebrdorur p\u00ebr njer\u00ebz pa karakter. Frikacak\u00eb nga q\u00eb jan\u00eb vet\u00eb hajdut\u00eb, ose nga q\u00eb at\u00eb post nuk e kan\u00eb merituar. Ua kan\u00eb dhuruar. Ik\u00ebn si tuf\u00eb bag\u00ebtish. I vuri para \u00e7obani. As bleg\u00ebrima nuk guxuan t\u00eb l\u00ebshojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rama rri para tastier\u00ebs s\u00eb kompjuterit. I vendos n\u00eb ekran gjith\u00eb drejtor\u00ebt e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb dhe sa b\u00ebhet gati t\u00eb shtyp\u00eb \u201cDelete\u201d i luten po vet\u00eb drejtor\u00ebt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mos e lodh gishtin o komandant, ikim vet\u00eb ne. Ikim pa zhurm\u00eb, pa buj\u00eb, pa fjal\u00eb. Ikim si nj\u00eb fllad ere n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb zhegun e ver\u00ebs\u2026<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agim Xhafka K\u00ebto dit\u00eb u shfaq filmi rilindas: \u201cDrejtor\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb bashkive: Shporruni!\u201d E pa g\u00ebk e m\u00ebk, pa gjys fjale nj\u00eb hordhi njer\u00ebzish q\u00eb paguhen nga taksat, q\u00eb marrin rroga t\u00eb majme, q\u00eb kan\u00eb dhe shofer\u00eb, vetura dhe t\u00eb tjera e t\u00eb tjera dor\u00ebzuan \u00e7el\u00ebsat. E me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin z\u00ebmekur b\u00ebjn\u00eb pyetjen pa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":416127,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-416126","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":416128,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416126\/revisions\/416128"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/416127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}