{"id":416138,"date":"2025-07-17T14:39:06","date_gmt":"2025-07-17T12:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=416138"},"modified":"2025-07-17T14:39:09","modified_gmt":"2025-07-17T12:39:09","slug":"po-cfituat-more-mblodhet-votat-e-sali-berishes-mor-piskuriqer-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-letra-e-bores-dhe-gazi-qe-po-merr-veten-per-ne-shtator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/po-cfituat-more-mblodhet-votat-e-sali-berishes-mor-piskuriqer-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-letra-e-bores-dhe-gazi-qe-po-merr-veten-per-ne-shtator\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cPo \u00e7\u2019fituat more, mblodh\u00ebt votat e Sali Berish\u00ebs mor piskuriq\u00ebr \u201d, satira e Gjekmarkajt: Letra e Bor\u00ebs dhe Gazi q\u00eb po merr veten p\u00ebr n\u00eb shtator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb zilja e telefonit binte si mjaullimat e shpirtit t\u00eb keq! Njeriut befas i zgjohet instikti i dyshimit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ta hap\u00eb mos ta hap\u00eb i bindur q\u00eb terezia do pesoj\u00eb d\u00ebm\u00eb afatgjata. Ishte Bernard Banushi dora vet\u00eb. Shum\u00ebkush q\u00eb mos ja prift\u00eb Zoti mbar\u00eb ka v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb dyshim autoritetin publik t\u00eb ketij far\u00eb levendi n\u00eb ekziston apo jo, n\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb personazh fiktiv apo i gjall\u00eb kur ai si \u00e7iar\u00e7if ngjitej mureve t\u00eb \u201cKronikes\u201d plot namuz e trimeri!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nga Golemi i Gjirokastr\u00ebs, nipi i Abdylit der\u00eb e Banushve q\u00eb donin t\u2019ja hiqnin me atentat Enverit, inxhinier me tupe m\u00eb i vertet\u00eb s\u2019ka po shum\u00eb hijer\u00ebnde p\u00ebr miden\u00eb ton\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ja hapa celularin \u2026u d\u00ebgjua z\u00ebri\u2026.ora \u00ebsht\u00eb 10 p\u00ebshtyva u tha nuk erdh\u00ebt ju piu e zeza ty dhe Gaz Bardhin osh\u00ebtiu! E lajm\u00ebrova k\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb mjerin se po na pret Berni p\u00ebr nj\u00eb kafe, e pash\u00eb q\u00eb i ra nj\u00eb si \u00e7ehre dheu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G\u00ebk m\u00ebk as nuk ngrihej as i rrihej. Marash Logu po e p\u00ebrcillte me sy si at\u00eb q\u00eb ik\u00ebn p\u00ebr n\u00eb Had.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U nis\u00ebm si dy t\u00eb gjor\u00eb! E gjet\u00ebm aty ku na priste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nuk na tha uluni, por ne kap\u00ebm nga nj\u00eb karrige si hajdut\u00ebt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paf puf paf puf thithte nj\u00eb llull\u00eb e nuk fliste, na shihte gjat\u00eb n\u00eb sy, duke krijuar nj\u00eb suspanc\u00eb mbytese, m\u00eb n\u00eb fund kroi fytin, l\u00ebshoi nj\u00eb tingull t\u00eb \u00e7jerr\u00eb e foli: \u201cI kam ca muhabete me ju q\u00eb me jeni b\u00ebr\u00eb si dy mytyber\u00eb, me ty t\u00eb parin sidomos (mu drejtua mua) se e ke ulur shum\u00eb cil\u00ebsin\u00eb e shkrimit, ke r\u00ebn\u00eb shpesh n\u00eb p\u00ebrs\u00ebritje, po u ik\u00ebn temave t\u00eb m\u00ebdha, po bie n\u00eb oportuniz\u00ebm n\u00eb vend t\u00eb opozit\u00ebs ballore dhe nj\u00eb dy, jo Babo, jo dreqi me bir\u00eb, kur tiran duhet ta th\u00ebrrasesh, jo qerpik\u00ebt, jo amanetet, jo karrigia e Mamic\u00ebs, jo musteqet e \u00c7elos, jo lot\u00ebt e Jorushit, jo k\u00ebng\u00ebt e Tezes me Termen\u00eb, jo qortimet e Kryez\u00ebvend\u00ebs Liderit Mulit q\u00eb n\u00eb fakt mir\u00eb do ishte t\u00eb t\u00eb hiqte ndoj shpull\u00eb, jo melankolirat e zysh Tild\u00ebs, jo ul\u00ebrimat e k\u00ebtij malukatit k\u00ebtu q\u00eb m\u00eb rri si kuk\u00f9dh (p\u00ebr Gazin), jo grimasat e Beles, jo pusit\u00eb e Xhaf\u00ebs kund\u00ebr Uliksit atje, jo gusha e Taos, jo \u00e7ik\u00ebrrimat e Nikoqirit, \u00e7\u2019jan\u00eb k\u00ebto gjepura more \u00eb\u00eb \u2026\u00e7\u2019jan\u00eb, se ta dhash\u00eb me nj\u00eb flakurim\u00eb q\u00eb ta mbash mend more zullap, befas mu hakerrye, ytttt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nj\u00eb situat\u00eb e nder\u00eb na mb\u00ebshtolli si vap\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gazi belbezoi \u201cpo ja po marrim ca veten, po pergatitemi do e shikosh n\u00eb Shtator \u201d\u2026\u2026\u201d\u00e7far\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb\u201d u ndez Beqoja \u2026. \u201cpo \u00e7a ti bej Sali Berish\u00ebs q\u00eb e ka zemr\u00ebn e gjer\u00eb se ju piqja n\u00eb hedh t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve ju drejtuesve politik more piskuriq\u00ebr, jeni fshehur si minj, si qyqar\u00eb, n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb dilni \u00e7do dit\u00eb t\u00eb denonconi fars\u00ebn, madje ju shkarkoja nj\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb se ju dha besim, e ju \u00e7\u2019b\u00ebt\u00eb, dokrra, ndenjet zg\u00ebqeve, do shkoj t\u00eb takoj Doktorin n\u00eb Shtator, ti them , t\u2019ju b\u00ebj\u00eb def t\u00eb gjithve, ty t\u00eb parin birbo p\u00ebrs\u00ebri mu drejtua mua, se nuk keni justifikime, sikter t\u00eb vendos t\u00eb tjer\u00eb kudo a t\u2019ju shkartis\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr vatan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hapu dhe, hapu dhe \u2026thoja me vete! Piva uj\u00eb e ngadal\u00eb plot ndroj\u00eb mora fjal\u00ebn\u2026\u201d po ja ne atje n\u00eb Lezh\u00eb fituam\u2026.u p\u00ebrpoq\u00ebm\u2026b\u00ebm\u00eb\u2026.\u201d !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pa mbaruat fjalin\u00eb nj\u00eb paket\u00eb cigaresh fluturoi n\u00eb aj\u00ebr nga grushti q\u00eb u p\u00ebrplas mbi tavolin\u00eb- \u201c po \u00e7\u2019fituat more t\u00eb zezen t\u00ebnde fituat, thjesht\u00eb mblodhet votat e Sali Berishes, t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt menduan se votat e tij do vinin si delet e do hynin n\u00eb thes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tani sh\u00ebnoni e vejeni v\u00ebth n\u00eb vesh ul\u00ebriu, futjuni pun\u00ebs ose mos m\u00eb dilni m\u00eb p\u00ebrpara! Gazit i futi edhe nj\u00eb lap\u00ebr pas qafe teksa ai e pa i habitur i tha lipsu se gati e kam tjetr\u00ebn, nd\u00ebrsa mua mu dha e shpejta e ika me vrap aq sa i kurseva vetes nj\u00eb shqelm t\u00eb soj\u00ebm n\u00eb t\u00eb prapme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nuk pata koh\u00eb t\u00eb mbledh vet\u00ebn, nuk thon\u00eb kot kur vjen e keqja hapi der\u00ebn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00eb redaksi kishte mb\u00ebrritur nj\u00eb let\u00ebr telegrafike e hidhur qamet e Bor\u00ebs:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cXhaxhi Agron q\u00eb u b\u00ebfsh galamu\u00e7, kronika ka humbur sensin e drejt\u00ebsis\u00eb, ajo nga nj\u00eb institucion ndershm\u00ebrie \u00ebsht\u00eb shnd\u00ebrruar n\u00eb vat\u00ebr hat\u00ebresh e intrigash, hell benzine n\u00eb grigjen e Babos q\u00eb pervelohet nga ambiciet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un\u00eb jam e m\u00ebrzitur per xha Pandin, Teta Mimin\u00eb, Ermon, Klodin etj q\u00eb nuk ma d\u00ebgjuan k\u00ebshill\u00ebn e nuk performuan aq mir\u00eb tek platforma ndaj e h\u00ebngr\u00ebn e nuk mund t\u00eb mbaj maraze t\u00eb tjera se po me plas xhani! Amani rrini ca koh\u00eb brenda se shkon i njomi per t\u00eb thatin sa t\u00eb zgjidhet sherri mes k\u00ebtyre t\u00eb rinjve se kush do jet\u00eb dajkoja apo tezja?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Duhet t\u2019i k\u00ebrkosh publikisht Xhaxhi Altin Dumanit n\u00eb em\u00ebr t\u00eb \u201cKronik\u00ebs\u201d cili \u00ebsht\u00eb ministri n\u00ebn hetim se k\u00ebta e rrotulluan gjasht\u00eb her\u00eb adres\u00ebn e personit dhe po ma l\u00ebn\u00eb mua tek dera t\u00eb m\u00eb hetoj\u00eb per at\u00eb gj\u00ebn\u00eb, he mo per at\u00eb gj\u00ebn\u00eb qe qesh\u00ebt ti e ai virani Gaz Bardhi kur fola n\u00eb Parlament qe m\u00eb shkau goja dhe thash\u00eb at\u00eb foljen \u2026.kur k\u00ebtu \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb nami\u2026.pastaj nxeht\u00eb i madh publikoje at\u00eb listen e qeveris\u00eb mos na l\u00ebr n\u00eb ankth se plase, do na i bjer\u00eb damllaja ndonj\u00ebrit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nuk t\u00eb kam xhan, kaq ta b\u00ebsh dh\u00ebmbin se na ke m\u00ebrzitur shum\u00eb, por rrug\u00ebt e Zotit jan\u00eb t\u00eb pafundme dhe mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsohesh!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E fundit, e more vesh qe Babo jua hoqi viz\u00ebn Gonxhes e Vinit p\u00ebr Bashkin\u00eb e Tiranes, Amanet Jorushin! Dy zezona n\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb zilja e telefonit binte si mjaullimat e shpirtit t\u00eb keq! Njeriut befas i zgjohet instikti i dyshimit. Ta hap\u00eb mos ta hap\u00eb i bindur q\u00eb terezia do pesoj\u00eb d\u00ebm\u00eb afatgjata. Ishte Bernard Banushi dora vet\u00eb. Shum\u00ebkush q\u00eb mos ja prift\u00eb Zoti mbar\u00eb ka v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb dyshim autoritetin publik t\u00eb ketij [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":415688,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,6024,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-416138","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi-en","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":416139,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416138\/revisions\/416139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/415688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}