{"id":416460,"date":"2025-08-12T11:29:26","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T09:29:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=416460"},"modified":"2025-08-12T11:29:28","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T09:29:28","slug":"ne-turizem-pasuri-sjane-tullat-dhe-pishinat-por-turisti-qe-rikthehet-per-here-te-dyte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/ne-turizem-pasuri-sjane-tullat-dhe-pishinat-por-turisti-qe-rikthehet-per-here-te-dyte\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00eb turiz\u00ebm, pasuri s\u2019jan\u00eb tullat dhe pishinat, por turisti q\u00eb rikthehet p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb dyt\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Kreshnik Spahiu<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dje takova n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb djalin e Janaqit, Raqin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ishte nj\u00eb dit\u00eb p\u00ebrv\u00ebluese dhe termometri sh\u00ebnonte 38 grad\u00eb. Po furnizohesha me karburant te \u201cEkspozita Shqip\u00ebria Sot\u201d, kur befas m\u00eb doli p\u00ebrpara Raqi \u2013 120 kilogram\u00eb i sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb, dhe kokrrat e djers\u00ebs i rr\u00ebshqisnin si ujvar\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr pjerr\u00ebsin\u00eb e tuleve, duke lagur bluz\u00ebn prej najloni t\u00eb stampuar me g\u00ebrma t\u00eb m\u00ebdha \u201cEmporio ARMANI\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U ul n\u00eb gjunj\u00eb, m\u00eb puthi duart dhe m\u2019u lut:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 V\u00eblla\u00e7ko, m\u00eb jep 20.000 lek\u00eb t\u00eb vjetra, se kam mbetur pa naft\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u err\u00ebsuan syt\u00eb. Befas m\u2019u kujtua ajo nat\u00eb kur fjeta n\u00eb hotelin me 5 yje t\u00eb Janaqit, n\u00eb jug t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua Janaqi, nj\u00eb vit m\u00eb par\u00eb, kur kosovar\u00ebve ua rriste \u00e7mimin e dhomave dyfish n\u00eb krahasim me italian\u00ebt, sepse, si\u00e7 thoshte ai, \u201ck\u00ebta marrin buk\u00eb me vete.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua Janaqi q\u00eb shante malok\u00ebt, sepse \u201cnuk dinin not\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mu kujtua q\u00eb tallej me italian\u00ebt sepse thonte: \u201ck\u00ebta nuk shpenzojn\u00eb 500 euro n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua Janaqi q\u00eb tallej me turist\u00ebt gjerman\u00eb, sepse sipas tij \u201cnuk e shijojn\u00eb peshkun\u201d, ndon\u00ebse gjerman\u00ebt jan\u00eb konsumator\u00eb 27 her\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se shqiptar\u00ebt p\u00ebr frym\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua si kruante hund\u00ebt nd\u00ebrsa fliste me nj\u00eb turiste spanjolle, dhe pastaj fshinte gishtat n\u00eb pantallona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua si t\u00eb enjten kishte \u00e7mimin e spagetit me karkalec 15 euro, nd\u00ebrsa t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn e rrite p\u00ebr 25 euro, \u201cse kishte m\u00eb shum\u00eb klient\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua si i la p\u00ebr nj\u00eb muaj turist\u00ebt me uj\u00eb t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb n\u00eb dush, dhe i g\u00ebnjente \u00e7do m\u00ebngjes: \u201cDo rregullohet sot.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua sesi peshkun kinez e reklamonte si peshk t\u00eb eg\u00ebr, duke mashtruar turist\u00ebt francez\u00eb \u2013 dhe pastaj thoshte: \u201cFrancez\u00ebt jan\u00eb popull pa shije.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua Janaqi q\u00eb, kur mungonte kuzhinieri, e z\u00ebvend\u00ebsonte me rojen e parkingut, sepse thoshte: \u201cPolak\u00ebt nuk e dallojn\u00eb ushqimin e detit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua si kursimet e vitit ia bleu djalit t\u00eb tij, Raqit, nj\u00eb Range Rover prej 160.000 eurosh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u2019u kujtua si pas \u00e7do fature q\u00eb u \u00e7onte turist\u00ebve t\u00eb huaj, thoshte me p\u00ebr\u00e7mim:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00c7\u2019ju qifsha t\u00ebm\u00ebn k\u00ebtyre hollandez\u00ebve, se nuk do ua shoh m\u00eb surratin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As hollandez\u00ebt, as gjerman\u00ebt, as polak\u00ebt, e as emigrant\u00ebt nuk ia pan\u00eb m\u00eb surratin \u2013 as Janaqit, as Raqit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00eb dy, k\u00ebt\u00eb vit, nuk kishin asnj\u00eb turist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U kishte mbetur vet\u00ebm Range Roveri i djalit, sepse Range Roverin tjet\u00ebr e humb\u00ebn bashk\u00eb me dashnoren 28-vje\u00e7are, e cila iku si turist\u00ebt \u2013 pa kthyer kok\u00ebn pas, duke e l\u00ebn\u00eb Janaqin t\u00eb kruante hund\u00ebt vet\u00ebm, n\u00eb hotelin bosh me 5 yje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gjithsesi, ai s\u2019ka m\u00eb nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb banjo p\u00ebr t\u00eb urinuar, sepse e b\u00ebn n\u00eb breg t\u00eb detit, me pamje nga shezlong\u00ebt 200 euro, me jast\u00ebk\u00eb me pupla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, futa dor\u00ebn n\u00eb xhep dhe i thash\u00eb Raqit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Merri k\u00ebto 20.000 lek\u00eb dhe b\u00ebji t\u00eb fala babait. Por mos harro t\u2019i thuash nga un\u00eb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cM\u00eb tha Kreshniku \u2013 n\u00eb turiz\u00ebm, pasuri nuk jan\u00eb tullat apo pishinat, por turisti q\u00eb rikthehet p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb dyt\u00eb.\u201d<a href=\"https:\/\/us.native-offers.uk\/cf\/r\/685d347637c2f400120bf6ac\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Kreshnik Spahiu Dje takova n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb djalin e Janaqit, Raqin. Ishte nj\u00eb dit\u00eb p\u00ebrv\u00ebluese dhe termometri sh\u00ebnonte 38 grad\u00eb. Po furnizohesha me karburant te \u201cEkspozita Shqip\u00ebria Sot\u201d, kur befas m\u00eb doli p\u00ebrpara Raqi \u2013 120 kilogram\u00eb i sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb, dhe kokrrat e djers\u00ebs i rr\u00ebshqisnin si ujvar\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr pjerr\u00ebsin\u00eb e tuleve, duke lagur bluz\u00ebn prej [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":416461,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-416460","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":416462,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416460\/revisions\/416462"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/416461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}