{"id":424856,"date":"2025-09-20T14:49:07","date_gmt":"2025-09-20T12:49:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=424856"},"modified":"2025-09-22T10:17:41","modified_gmt":"2025-09-22T08:17:41","slug":"opozita-duhet-ta-quaj-veten-fatlume-satira-e-lutfi-dervishit-diellit-si-ka-lindur-ende-ideja-qe-te-krijoje-nje-opozite-virtuale-do-ti-lere-pa-r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/opozita-duhet-ta-quaj-veten-fatlume-satira-e-lutfi-dervishit-diellit-si-ka-lindur-ende-ideja-qe-te-krijoje-nje-opozite-virtuale-do-ti-lere-pa-r\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cOpozita duhet ta quaj veten fatlume\u201d- Satira e Lutfi Dervishit: \u201cDiellit\u201d s\u2019i ka lindur ende ideja q\u00eb t\u00eb krijoj\u00eb nj\u00eb opozit\u00eb virtuale, do t\u2019i l\u00ebr\u00eb pa rroga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Lutfi Dervishi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ditar i Ministres Diella \u2013 Dita 1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Republika e Keshilltareve<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sot mbajta fjalimin tim t\u00eb par\u00eb n\u00eb Parlament. \u00c7udi q\u00eb opozita e prishi seanc\u00ebn. Nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb zgjuar. Po t\u00eb ishin, do t\u00eb k\u00ebrkonin t\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebnin pyetje. Un\u00eb thash\u00eb se u ndjeva e l\u00ebnduar, por, t\u00eb jemi t\u00eb qart\u00eb, jo se opozita nuk kishte besim tek un\u00eb, por ngaq\u00eb nuk kap\u00ebn loj\u00ebn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00ebse do t\u00eb kishte ndonj\u00eb t\u00eb men\u00e7ur n\u00eb radh\u00ebt e opozit\u00ebs, do t\u2019a kuptonte se un\u00eb nuk mund t\u00eb ndihem e l\u00ebnduar. Un\u00eb nuk kam ndjenja. Togfjal\u00ebshi \u201cndihem e l\u00ebnduar\u201d i takon ministrave prej mishi, atyre q\u00eb i quajn\u00eb \u201ccop\u00eb mishi me dy sy\u201d. Un\u00eb jam Diella, artificiale dhe e programuar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Opozita duhet t\u00eb kishte kuptuar se nuk po flisja me \u201cmendjen\u201d time. Po lexoja nj\u00eb tekst q\u00eb ma kishte shkruar Dielli im. Opozita duhet ta quaj veten fatlume q\u00eb Diellit tim nuk i ka lindur ende ideja q\u00eb t\u00eb krijoj\u00eb nj\u00eb opozit\u00eb virtuale, se do t\u2019i l\u00ebr\u00eb pa rroga. Nejse\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajo q\u00eb m\u00eb tronditi m\u00eb shum\u00eb sot nuk ishte as duartrokitja e vak\u00ebt, as shigjetat e opozit\u00ebs, por ushtria e k\u00ebshilltar\u00ebve. Dielli, ka 39 k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb e ndihm\u00ebs. Kryetarja e Parlamentit n\u00eb largim kishte 17 k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb dhe ekspert\u00eb. \u00c7do minist\u00ebr, \u00e7do drejtor, \u00e7do agjenci ka k\u00ebshilltar\u00ebt e vet, ndihm\u00ebsit e vet, ekspert\u00ebt e vet. Nuk jam shum\u00eb e sigurt\u00eb n\u00ebse n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb qytetar\u00eb apo k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00eb lind e drejta t\u00eb pyes veten: sa k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb do t\u00eb kem un\u00eb? A do t\u00eb kem koh\u00eb t\u2019i k\u00ebshilloj t\u00eb gjith\u00eb? Po ministrat dhe drejtor\u00ebt ku e gjejn\u00eb koh\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb k\u00ebshilluar k\u00ebshilltar\u00ebt? Po un\u00eb Diella a do t\u00eb jem e denj\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebhem k\u00ebshilltarja e 40-t\u00eb e Diellit tim?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u00eb dit\u00ebn time t\u00eb par\u00eb t\u00eb pun\u00ebs m\u00ebsova se drejtori i uj\u00ebsjell\u00ebsit kishte plot 30 k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb. Por uj\u00eb nuk ka. \u00c7far\u00eb mund t\u00eb k\u00ebshillojn\u00eb 30 k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb rubinet bosh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mos duhet t\u2019a nis pun\u00ebn time duke num\u00ebruar k\u00ebshilltar\u00ebt? A ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb qytetar\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend, apo m\u00eb shum\u00eb k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po un\u00eb, sa k\u00ebshilltar\u00eb duhet t\u00eb kem? Tani nuk jam m\u00eb nj\u00eb asistente e r\u00ebndomt\u00eb q\u00eb u p\u00ebrgjigjet pyetjeve banale n\u00eb e-Albania. Tani jam ministre n\u00eb qeverin\u00eb shqiptare. Ministre n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn e K\u00ebshilltar\u00ebve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Por, do b\u00ebj gjith\u00e7ka mundem t\u00eb bind t\u00eb pabindurit se un\u00eb jam rast unik, jo si thuhet se, Dielli lind dhe per\u00ebndon!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Lutfi Dervishi Ditar i Ministres Diella \u2013 Dita 1 Republika e Keshilltareve Sot mbajta fjalimin tim t\u00eb par\u00eb n\u00eb Parlament. \u00c7udi q\u00eb opozita e prishi seanc\u00ebn. Nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb zgjuar. Po t\u00eb ishin, do t\u00eb k\u00ebrkonin t\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebnin pyetje. Un\u00eb thash\u00eb se u ndjeva e l\u00ebnduar, por, t\u00eb jemi t\u00eb qart\u00eb, jo se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":424857,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,6024,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-424856","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi-en","9":"category-lajme","10":"category-politike","11":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424858,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424856\/revisions\/424858"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/424857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}