{"id":425848,"date":"2025-11-20T10:08:22","date_gmt":"2025-11-20T09:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=425848"},"modified":"2025-11-20T10:08:25","modified_gmt":"2025-11-20T09:08:25","slug":"zeniqeja-bertet-buajt-lengojne-dhe-te-pasmet-perballe-babos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/zeniqeja-bertet-buajt-lengojne-dhe-te-pasmet-perballe-babos\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cZeniqeja b\u00ebrtet, buajt l\u00ebngojn\u00eb dhe t\u00eb pasmet p\u00ebrball\u00eb Babos\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kronika b\u00ebhet d\u00ebshmitare e nj\u00eb dite plot me makthe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uaaau, Uaaauu, Uaauuu \u2014 sipas stilit t\u00eb Morricones, pasthirrmat rr\u00ebnqeth\u00ebse t\u00eb Zeniqes\u00eb u shfaq\u00ebn si kolon\u00eb zanore e seanc\u00ebs parlamentare!!
Sot i kishte nga hareja, t\u00eb cil\u00ebn nuk e fshihte dot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ardhja e Babos ishte nj\u00eb ngjarje e madhe! \u201cErdhi, erdhi, erdhi!\u201d \u2014 u d\u00ebgjua z\u00ebri i \u00e7jerr\u00eb i Dilos dhe, pas atij turravrapi, tre-kat\u00ebr deputet\u00eb t\u00eb rinj socialist\u00eb, duke shtyr\u00eb nj\u00ebri-tjetrin, u rr\u00ebzuan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nj\u00eb bu\u00e7ko nga Elbasani zu n\u00ebn vete Erjon Malajn dhe nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr q\u00eb e mban emrin sekret ngjitur me t\u00eb! Personalisht nuk u m\u00ebrzita, se ata kan\u00eb z\u00ebvend\u00ebsuar Mimi di Puccinin dhe Etilden q\u00eb ishin yndyra e kronik\u00ebs dhe pasqyra ku ajo korrigjohej!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fat q\u00eb Kiduina me Saren, me nj\u00eb fuqi fizike t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonshme, e ngrit\u00ebn qerratan\u00eb nga plandja! Vuajt\u00ebn ca, po ia dol\u00ebn! Sara m\u00eb befasoi p\u00ebr k\u00ebmb\u00ebnguljen, Kiduina p\u00ebr humanizmin!
Dy \u00e7unat e tjer\u00eb, m\u00eb n\u00eb fund, filluan t\u00eb merrnin frym\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I l\u00ebnduari u ul af\u00ebr Ogit dhe po justifikohej: \u201cPo ja, sh\u00ebndeti i tep\u00ebrt dhe mungesa e eksperienc\u00ebs m\u00eb b\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb bie.\u201d
Ajo i tha q\u00eb Babo \u00e7mon shum\u00eb dlir\u00ebsin\u00eb dhe pasionin ndaj pun\u00ebs, ndaj ndihu krenar \u2014 \u201cK\u00ebto nuk jan\u00eb plag\u00eb, jan\u00eb dekorata; kush e di sa do donin Ulesia me Damon t\u2019i shihte ai te k\u00ebmb\u00ebt e veta, po s\u2019e kan\u00eb at\u00eb shans! Zvarritja ka hierarki!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tre \u201cbuajt\u201d e parlamentarizmit \u2014 Niko, Tao e Toni \u2014 kaluan momente t\u00eb v\u00ebshtira!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cKryebualli\u201d Niko se desh veten, gati sa nuk i ra zali, kur Opozita i ktheu t\u00eb pasmen Babos, edhe pse nja dy-tre nga ministrat e rinj qafiret iu b\u00eb syri bak\u00ebrr e kush e di ku i shkonte mendja! \u201cE \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb duhet vetja gjall\u00eb pas k\u00ebsaj mandate ,\u201d \u2014 me z\u00eb t\u00eb shuar llafosej \u2014 \u201ci shoft\u00eb mortja, i shoft\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBualli\u201d tjet\u00ebr, Toni, i lutej Zotit. Ishte hera e par\u00eb q\u00eb ja vinte n\u00eb dyshim ekzistenc\u00ebn: \u201cN\u00ebse je lart n\u00eb qiell, l\u00ebshoju nj\u00eb rrufe mbi ato prapanica q\u00eb guxuan t\u2019ia kthejn\u00eb Babos si t\u00eb ishin topat e nemc\u00ebs!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBualli\u201d Tao, i cili l\u00ebronte arat e rregullores si t\u00eb ishin ato t\u00eb xhajes, na k\u00ebrc\u00ebnonte me nd\u00ebrprerje diskutimesh dhe i thoshte Kukos: \u201cFjal\u00ebt e tep\u00ebrta jan\u00eb fukarall\u00ebk! Foli Babua boll, pse duan t\u00eb flasin t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt?! Ne jemi t\u00eb gjith\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb dhe nj\u00ebshi flet p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jorushi i Tabakeve, ose Urushi, si\u00e7 zonja Jozefin\u00eb e p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhel me \u00ebndje, kishte r\u00ebn\u00eb sot n\u00eb nj\u00eb melankoli safike, pavar\u00ebsisht se fjal\u00ebt mbi qeverin\u00eb i l\u00ebshoi si bresh\u00ebri n\u00eb kallamboq!
Habi Urushi \u2014 aq p\u00ebrkorje n\u00eb veshje e qashtersi ne sjellje e po aq zjarr n\u00eb muhabet politik!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Everest Dedaj e Marash Logu, dy k\u00ebshilltar\u00ebt e grupit, si dy lahutar\u00eb antik\u00eb, mekeshin nga g\u00ebzimi n\u00eb shkall\u00ebt e Kuvendit q\u00eb Gaz Bardhi po kthehej nga kurbeti politik p\u00ebr t\u2019i trazuar miden\u00eb Bel\u00ebs harami! Pritja e gjat\u00eb i kishte drobitur!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ervin Demua i b\u00ebnte fotografi vetes dhe l\u00ebshonte nj\u00eb \u201ch\u00eb\u00ebm\u201d t\u00eb zgjatur, e pastaj pyeste veten: \u201cJam minist\u00ebr un\u00eb? Pse m\u00eb duket vetja si avdall?\u201d
Genc Gjon\u00e7aj v\u00ebrtitej si fyell nd\u00ebr male p\u00ebr t\u00eb kapur nj\u00eb vend n\u00eb kronik\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un\u00eb dhe Gjin Gjoni, si dishepuj t\u00eb Dash Sules, kishim v\u00ebn\u00eb nga nj\u00eb shamiz\u00eb n\u00eb xhepin e xhaket\u00ebs, tek na brente dilema \u2014 a vjen dita q\u00eb nx\u00ebn\u00ebsit t\u2019ia kalojn\u00eb m\u00ebsuesit?! Ah, m\u00ebr Dash, m\u00ebr Dash \u2014 si e le jetime kopen\u00eb estetike!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ivi Kaso sot dukej si djal\u00eb beu nga filmat soc-realist\u00eb, ndon\u00ebse xhaket\u00ebn me kuadrate s\u2019e kishte veshur!
Ai shikonte me p\u00ebrbuzje rajan\u00eb kund\u00ebrshtare se i kishin shpuar topin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mamica sa u duk n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes si meteor. \u201cNuk m\u00eb meritojn\u00eb,\u201d mermeriti \u2014 dhe u zhduk n\u00eb ret\u00eb e dendura, aq t\u00eb dendura, t\u00eb Brukselit, ndon\u00ebse p\u00ebrpara m\u00ebrzis\u00eb s\u00eb ep\u00ebrme t\u00eb Bledion Nallbatit, yshtur nga malli, dukeshin si kristal!
Rrinte evlati dhe kujtonte dit\u00ebn kur i kalli cingaren, dhe melodin\u00eb e pik\u00ebllimit v\u00ebrsh\u00ebllente: \u201cKallma cigaren, paja ta tregoj; me ma idhnu nan\u00ebn, gjuh\u00ebn ta shkurtoj!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Olta Xha\u00e7ka shikonte me keqardhje Blendi Klosin teksa mbante nj\u00eb fjalim soji! E brente nd\u00ebrgjegjia ngaq\u00eb nuk e dinte n\u00eb ishte apo nuk ishte Blendi me arsim t\u00eb lart\u00eb, dhe fshihej pas ka\u00e7urrelave t\u00eb veta q\u00eb t\u00eb mos i ndeshej shikimi me buz\u00ebqeshjen gjykuese t\u00eb Bor\u00ebs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bledi \u00c7u\u00e7i ishte mb\u00ebshtjell\u00eb brenda frik\u00ebs s\u00eb vet, se mos Niko e ngat\u00ebrron me Bab\u00eb Dud\u00eb Karbunar\u00ebn dhe e b\u00ebn t\u00eb mbaj\u00eb fjalimet e tij me inteligjenc\u00eb artificiale!
Ashtu si\u00e7 na nxorri Taon me mustaqe n\u00eb vend t\u00eb Luigj Gurakuqit!
Kur u ankuam, na tha: \u201cAty e aty jan\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enno Bozdo, indiferent p\u00ebr gj\u00ebrat e vogla t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj bote, rri e mejton p\u00ebr t\u00eb m\u00ebdhat\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Qyqja, Qyqja, Qyqja \u2014 ndihej nj\u00eb r\u00ebnkim. Lajmi i kobsh\u00ebm se Kosta i Gramozit, i Lindit\u00ebs dhe i Mamices ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb i Nikos mori dhen\u00eb mes shushatjes dhe kureshtis\u00eb! Tezja dukej si nj\u00eb aktore e dal\u00eb nga skena!
Ka nj\u00eb m\u00ebrzi kozmogonike q\u00eb as shejtani s\u2019i jep dum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Termeja lexonte e mbante sh\u00ebnime mbi librin \u201cViset e trendelin\u00ebs\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kacamisri Dengu mbajti nj\u00eb fjalim historik, si gjenerali Vrangel para trupave! Sjellja heroike e Klevis Balliut qe ja ngjiri z\u00ebn\u00eb Klod Spahis\u00eb meriton ndalese e vemendje! Doktoresha firaunja ben si shpirt njeriu po te keqen e Ermo Felajt! Blendi Gonxhe ishte mjaft i gezuar por nuk e dinte arsyen! Delina i buzeqeshte vetes me bindje !
Saimir Korreshi terhiqte nje puro si levend i bindur q\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb do te b\u00ebhet!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Kronika b\u00ebhet d\u00ebshmitare e nj\u00eb dite plot me makthe! Uaaau, Uaaauu, Uaauuu \u2014 sipas stilit t\u00eb Morricones, pasthirrmat rr\u00ebnqeth\u00ebse t\u00eb Zeniqes\u00eb u shfaq\u00ebn si kolon\u00eb zanore e seanc\u00ebs parlamentare!!Sot i kishte nga hareja, t\u00eb cil\u00ebn nuk e fshihte dot! Ardhja e Babos ishte nj\u00eb ngjarje e madhe! \u201cErdhi, erdhi, erdhi!\u201d \u2014 u d\u00ebgjua […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":425849,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,6024,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-425848","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi-en","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425848"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":425850,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425848\/revisions\/425850"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/425849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}