Kisha lan\u00eb takim te dentisti n\u00eb Manhattan, aty af\u00ebr ku punoj, me shkue gjat\u00eb pu\u00acshimit q\u00eb mos me humb\u00eb koh\u00ebn \u2014 nji udh\u00eb e dy pun\u00eb, si i thon\u00eb fjal\u00ebs.
\nMbasi kreva pun\u00eb, prita ashensorin n\u00eb katin e 27, ku kam dentistin. Tue u hap\u00eb dera, ndigjoj shqip, nji burr\u00eb prej mbrenda liftit i tha \u00abmirupaf\u00acshim\u00bb nji grueje q\u00eb doli nga ashensori n\u2019at\u00eb kat. Grueja ishte e veshun si infer\u00acmiere, dhe hyni te nji der\u00eb ku shkruente \u00abklinik\u00eb private\u00bb.
\nHypa n\u2019ashensor, dhe ai burri shqiptari q\u00eb foli me at\u00eb gruen m\u00eb hodhi nji shikim mat\u00ebs, nga kryet e deri te kamb\u00ebt, n\u00eb nayr\u00ebn tipike zhbiri\u00acluese shqiptare. Mos me e lan\u00eb me u torturue, i fola shqip.
\n\u2014 Si jeni? Mir\u00eb?
\n\u2014 Mir\u00ebdita, \u2014 nxitoi e ma kthye. \u2014 Nga t\u00eb kemi? Nga e folura ngjan sikur je nga an\u00ebt tona\u2026
\nUn\u00eb qesha. Sa her\u00eb nxitojn\u00eb njer\u00ebzit me ma caktue origjin\u00ebn, ua la mbar\u00eb, se kam d\u00ebshir\u00eb me pa ku duen me dal\u00eb.
\n\u2014 E, andej jam, \u2014 i thash\u00eb.
\n\u2014 M\u00eb vjen mir\u00eb, \u2014 tha, \u2014 se na mbyt\u00ebn ma\u00aclo\u00ack\u00ebt edhe k\u00ebtu n\u00eb Manhattan. E pe at\u00eb gruan q\u00eb doli nga ashen-sori q\u00ebpar\u00eb? Maloke nga Shkodra. Po q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb ndih\u00acm\u00ebs\u00ac\u00acmjeke tjera se? Punon te kli\u00acniku e nj\u00eb mjeku t\u00eb njohur.
\n\u2014 Po ti, k\u00ebtu punon? \u2014 e ngava un\u00eb, me\u00acgji\u00acth\u00eb\u00acse e kisha pa nga uniforma q\u00eb pu\u00acnon\u00acte pastrues xha\u00acmash te ai pallat, sepse kishte logon e ko\u00acm\u00acpanis\u00eb n\u00eb bluz\u00eb: Window Cleaning.
\n\u2014 Po, kam vite q\u00eb punoj k\u00ebtu. \u00c7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb? Na duhet t\u00eb punojm\u00eb.
\nHeshti pak dhe shfryu:
\n\u2014 B\u00ebjm\u00eb pun\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebnda se shkoll\u00eb s\u2019b\u00ebm\u00eb dot. Ajo gruaja nga Shkodra q\u00eb t\u00eb thash\u00eb fillimisht pas\u00actru\u00acese ka qen\u00eb k\u00ebtu. B\u00ebri shkoll\u00ebn tjetra, dhe u b\u00eb ndih\u00acm\u00ebs\u00acmjeke pa\u00acstaja! Ky vend pask\u00ebsh q\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebr malok\u00ebt, ore burr\u00eb. T\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb nga andej jan\u00eb. Nga Shkodra, nga Mal\u00ebsit\u00eb. Kam disa nga Kelmendi q\u00eb punojn\u00eb k\u00ebtu. T\u00eb gjith\u00eb ashtu flasin trash\u00eb, ma\u00aclok\u00e7e.
\n\u2014 M\u00eb fal, \u2014 e pyes un\u00eb qet\u00ebsisht. \u2014 \u00c7far\u00eb kupton me malok\u00eb ti? K\u00eb quan malok?
\n\u2014 Po k\u00ebta pra q\u00eb flasin trash\u00eb, q\u00eb flasin malok\u00e7e\u2026 K\u00ebta q\u00eb nuk flasin gjuh\u00ebn zyr\u00actare.
\n\u2014 Nga jeni ju? \u2014 e pyeta.
\n\u2014 Nga Skrapari jam, \u2014 m\u2019u gjej.
\n\u2014 Po ky Skrapari sikur \u00ebsht\u00eb mal\u00ebsi m\u00eb duket? \u2014 bana t\u00eb padijtunin un\u00eb.
\n\u2014 Po, mal\u00ebsi jemi, por jemi ndryshe\u2026 \u2014 nxitoi ai. \u2014 Nuk jemi t\u00eb trash\u00eb se nuk fla\u00acsim trash\u00eb.
\n\u2014 Pra, dometh\u00ebn\u00eb ajo gruaja q\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb kat\u00ebr vjet shkoll\u00eb n\u00eb Manhattan dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe ndihm\u00ebs\u00acmjeke, ngaq\u00eb flet malok\u00e7e, qenka e trash\u00eb, kurse zotrote q\u00eb punon pastrues dhe flet gjuh\u00ebn zyrtare, qenk\u00ebrke i holl\u00eb? Dhe jo ve\u00e7 shkolla\u2026 e di ti se Shkodra \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm n\u00ebnt\u00eb metra mbi nivelin e detit!?
\nMbeti. Nuk e priti.
\n\u2014 Po mir\u00eb. K\u00ebt\u00eb tjetr\u00ebn a e di zotrote, q\u00eb si\u00e7 na e ka l\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb shkruar Faik Konica, fjala malok p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb futur n\u00eb p\u00ebrdorim n\u00eb shqip nga qyte\u00acta\u00acr\u00ebt e Be\u00acratit, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt quanin malok\u00eb pik\u00ebrisht skra\u00acpar\u00acllinjt\u00eb!?
\nAi shtangu. Kishim zbrit\u00eb disa kate, dhe p\u00ebr pak mb\u00ebrrinim n\u00eb katin ku ishte dalja. Prandaj nxitova me i than\u00eb:
\n\u2014 E sa p\u00ebr ata kelmendasit q\u00eb i quejte t\u00eb trash\u00eb ti, a e din zotnia jote se Vermoshi asht treva e par\u00eb n\u00eb Shqipni q\u00eb ka pas\u00eb rrym\u00eb elektrike!? Se n\u00eb fillim\u00acshekullin e kaluem, n\u00eb Mal t\u00eb Zi u nd\u00ebrtue nji hid\u00acro\u00accentral mbi nj\u00eb lum q\u00eb binte ujna prej Ver\u00acmoshi. E simbas s\u00eb drejt\u00ebs nd\u00ebr\u00acko\u00acm\u00acb\u00ebtare, duhet me i dhan\u00eb rrym\u00eb edhe viseve prej nga vinte uj\u00ebt. K\u00eb\u00acshtu q\u00eb Vermoshi ka pas\u00eb tri brezni me drita kur zotnis\u00eb sate i kan\u00eb mb\u00ebrri \u00abDritat e Partis\u00eb\u00bb m\u00eb 25 tetor 1970, e q\u00eb ju komunistat ende e kujtoni si fest\u00ebn e elektrifikimit t\u00eb vendit. Sa p\u00ebr rast\u00ebsi, sot qenka 25 tetor. Tri brezni para jush kan\u00eb pas\u00eb rrym\u00eb n\u00eb Vermosh, e ju prap vazhdoni me mas-tur\u00acbue n\u00eb kom\u00acp\u00acle\u00ack\u00acse superioriteti.
\nP\u00ebr fat, ngrit\u00ebsi i ngadalt\u00eb ma n\u00eb fund u mtok n\u00eb katin ku kisha me zhdryp\u00eb, e nuk m\u2019u desh me ia pa ma boj\u00ebn atij t\u00eb ngrati.<\/p>\n
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Kisha lan\u00eb takim te dentisti n\u00eb Manhattan, aty af\u00ebr ku punoj, me shkue gjat\u00eb pu\u00acshimit q\u00eb mos me humb\u00eb koh\u00ebn \u2014 nji udh\u00eb e dy pun\u00eb, si i thon\u00eb fjal\u00ebs. Mbasi kreva pun\u00eb, prita ashensorin n\u00eb katin e 27, ku kam dentistin. Tue u hap\u00eb dera, ndigjoj shqip, nji burr\u00eb prej mbrenda liftit i tha […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[198,239],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-50238","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-360-grade","7":"category-humor"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}