Nga prof. Edmond Tupe<\/p>\n
Po, me dhimbje e mir\u00ebkuptim po marr guximin e sinqert\u00eb t\u2019i paraqes zotit Veliaj ngush\u00ebllimet e mia me rastin e rip\u00ebrt\u00ebritjes s\u00eb mandatit t\u00eb tij n\u00eb postin e nderuar t\u00eb kryebashkiakut t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs pas votimeve t\u00eb 30 qershorit.<\/p>\n
I paraqes, pra, k\u00ebto ngush\u00ebllime aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb nuk u realizua ajo gj\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn astrologia jon\u00eb e famshme, Mukades Uma, ma kishte mbushur mendjen, para kat\u00ebr vitesh, deri n\u00eb at\u00eb pik\u00eb sa t\u00eb deklaroja publikisht n\u00eb faqet e k\u00ebsaj gazete se zotin Veliaj e priste e ardhmja e nj\u00eb Kryeministri; madje, kisha v\u00ebn\u00eb bast q\u00eb, po t\u00eb realizohej parashikimi im, ai, zoti Veliaj, si Kryeminist\u00ebr, do t\u00eb m\u00eb shtronte nj\u00eb drek\u00eb ose dark\u00eb historike (me \u201co\u201d dhe jo me ndonj\u00eb zanore tjet\u00ebr n\u00eb vend t\u00eb saj) te restoranti \u201cFouquet\u2019s\u201d, thuajse m\u00eb luksozi i Champs-Elis\u00e9es-ve t\u00eb Parisit (sigurisht q\u00eb edhe bilet\u00ebn vajtje-kthim Tiran\u00eb-Paris-Tiran\u00eb do t\u00eb ma paguante ai me k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsin\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb d\u00eblir\u00eb).<\/p>\n
Mir\u00ebpo, ja q\u00eb basti im u shfuqizua me rivotimin e zotit Veliaj si kryebashkiak i kryeqytetit dhe p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb fajin dhe p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsin\u00eb e ka\u2026 e ka\u2026 po, po, e ka dhe e mban plot\u00ebsisht zoti Rama, i cili nuk pranoi t\u2019i b\u00ebnte qejfin as opozit\u00ebs, madje as pjes\u00ebs m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe t\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebve, q\u00eb k\u00ebrkonin largimin e tij me t\u00eb vetmen, por t\u00eb famshmen parull\u00eb \u201cRama, ik!\u201d.<\/p>\n
E th\u00ebn\u00eb ndryshe, po qe se zoti Rama do t\u00eb kishte dh\u00ebn\u00eb dor\u00ebheqjen, me nj\u00eb siguri thuajse matematike, zoti Veliaj do t\u00eb ishte caktuar Kryeminist\u00ebr i qeveris\u00eb qoft\u00eb provizore, qoft\u00eb, pas zgjedhjeve t\u00eb parakohshme, p\u00ebrfundimtare p\u00ebr nj\u00eb periudh\u00eb kat\u00ebrvje\u00e7are. Sidoqoft\u00eb, n\u00ebn pesh\u00ebn e r\u00ebnd\u00eb t\u00eb mosrealizimit t\u00eb parashikimit tim krejt dashamir\u00ebs e admirues, po p\u00ebrballem me nj\u00eb peng mbyt\u00ebs apo, m\u00eb sakt\u00eb, nj\u00eb brerje t\u00eb padurueshme nd\u00ebrgjegjeje, aq sa, p\u00ebr ta shlyer \u201cfajin tim\u201d, kam vendosur t\u2019i jap disa ide zotit Veliaj lidhur me zhvillimin dhe lul\u00ebzimin p\u00ebrher\u00eb e m\u00eb pranveror t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs:<\/p>\n
S\u00eb pari, meq\u00eb n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri dhe, ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht, n\u00eb mal\u00ebsit\u00eb e Tiran\u00ebs nuk ka thuajse fare burime uj\u00ebrash t\u00eb pijshme, duhet vazhduar me ritme t\u00eb p\u00ebrshpejtuara betonizimi i kryeqytetit, duke i pak\u00ebsuar hap\u00ebsirat e blerta, sepse t\u00eb ujit\u00ebsh \u00e7do fije bari t\u00eb tyre \u00ebsht\u00eb tmerr\u00ebsisht e kushtueshme e do t\u00eb na duhej t\u00eb importonim uj\u00eb pareshtur, si rrjedhoj\u00eb duhen bindur shqiptar\u00ebt n\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi dhe tiranasit n\u00eb ve\u00e7anti q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e sh\u00ebndetshme t\u00eb pish e t\u00eb p\u00ebrdor\u00ebsh sa m\u00eb pak uj\u00eb; fal\u00eb k\u00ebtij kursimi kulmor vet\u00ebkuptohet q\u00eb neve nuk ka \u00e7\u2019na duhet uji p\u00ebr 24 or\u00eb rresht, prandaj Bashkia nuk ka pse ta vras\u00eb mendjen n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb drejtim, aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb depozitat e panum\u00ebrta t\u00eb ujit maj\u00eb pallateve e b\u00ebjn\u00eb, t\u00eb soditura nga qielli ose nga toka, shum\u00eb t\u00ebrheq\u00ebse Tiran\u00ebn p\u00ebr turist\u00ebt e huaj si t\u00eb vetmin kryeqytet afrikan t\u00eb Europ\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
S\u00eb dyti, si pasoj\u00eb e arsyetimin t\u00eb m\u00ebsip\u00ebrm, tiranasit duhet t\u00eb p\u00ebshtyjn\u00eb sa m\u00eb pak q\u00eb t\u00eb mos dehidratohen, \u00e7ka k\u00ebrkon marrjen e masave drastike kund\u00ebr atyre q\u00eb p\u00ebshtyjn\u00eb dit\u00eb e nat\u00eb rrug\u00ebve dhe shesheve, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt do t\u00eb ishte mir\u00eb t\u00eb d\u00ebnoheshin me gjoba. Kjo gj\u00eb, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 faktit q\u00eb kryeqyteti do t\u00eb ishte m\u00eb i past\u00ebr, do t\u00eb mund\u00ebsonte hapje vendesh t\u00eb reja pune p\u00ebr p\u00ebrgjues q\u00eb do t\u2019i identifikonin p\u00ebshtyr\u00ebsit, p\u00ebr roje para p\u00ebshtymoreve q\u00eb do t\u00eb vendoseshin me shumic\u00eb rrug\u00ebve e shesheve t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs, p\u00ebr mir\u00ebmbajt\u00ebsit e p\u00ebshtymoreve n\u00eb fjal\u00eb etj., etj.<\/p>\n
S\u00eb treti, p\u00ebr rastin kur p\u00ebshtyr\u00ebsit do t\u00eb vazhdonin n\u00eb klandestinitet t\u00eb plot\u00eb vepr\u00ebn e tyre kriminale t\u00eb ndotjes p\u00ebrmes p\u00ebshtym\u00ebs, do t\u00eb p\u00ebruroheshin laborator\u00eb t\u00eb pajisur m\u00eb s\u00eb miri ku do t\u00eb pun\u00ebsoheshin specialist\u00eb analizash ADN-je p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur p\u00ebshtyr\u00ebsit anonim\u00eb t\u00eb maskuar apo q\u00eb dalin e p\u00ebshtyjn\u00eb nat\u00ebn p\u00ebr inat t\u00eb sukseseve q\u00eb do t\u00eb korr\u00eb zoti Veliaj me draprin e goj\u00ebtaris\u00eb s\u00eb tij gjat\u00eb kat\u00ebr vjet\u00ebve t\u00eb ardhshme.<\/p>\n
S\u00eb kat\u00ebrti, p\u00ebr sa u p\u00ebrket qytetar\u00ebve t\u00eb shkujdesur ose t\u00eb pav\u00ebmendsh\u00ebm, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt p\u00ebshtyjn\u00eb pa e pasur mendjen, sepse p\u00ebshtyrja e pavullnetshme u \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb refleks prej vitesh t\u00eb t\u00ebra, mendoj se nuk do t\u00eb ishte e udh\u00ebs q\u00eb ata t\u00eb gjobiteshin q\u00eb her\u00ebn e par\u00eb kur kapen n\u00eb flagranc\u00eb duke p\u00ebshtyr\u00eb p\u00ebrtok\u00eb apo mureve, por atyre mund t\u2019u vihen byzylyk\u00eb elektronik\u00eb, fal\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebve do t\u00eb mbik\u00ebqyreshin n\u00eb distanc\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Gjithsesi, idealja do t\u00eb ishte q\u00eb p\u00ebshtyr\u00ebsve t\u00eb pandreqsh\u00ebm t\u2019u instalohej kirurgjikisht te gj\u00ebndrat e p\u00ebshtym\u00ebs nj\u00eb \u00e7ip, i cili do t\u2019u shkaktonte atyre nj\u00eb ndjesi t\u00eb padurueshme sa her\u00eb q\u00eb do t\u00eb gatiteshin t\u00eb p\u00ebshtynin ose q\u00eb do t\u2019ua atrofizonte nj\u00ebher\u00eb e mir\u00eb gj\u00ebndrat n\u00eb fjal\u00eb.<\/p>\n
S\u00eb pesti, past\u00ebrtia e jasht\u00ebzakonshme e kryeqytetit ton\u00eb do t\u00eb maksimalizohej sikur Bashkia t\u00eb d\u00ebnonte me gjoba gjitha ata tiranas e tiranase q\u00eb sh\u00ebtisin qent\u00eb e tyre pa i pajisur me pampersa n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb jasht\u00ebqitja e tyre t\u00eb mos i bezdis\u00eb turist\u00ebt, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt, fill pas integrimit ton\u00eb n\u00eb Bashkimin Europian, do t\u00eb derdhen val\u00eb-val\u00eb n\u00eb Tiran\u00ebn ton\u00eb legjendare me kryebashkiak po aq legjendar, Erion Veliajn.<\/p>\n
S\u00eb gjashti, p\u00ebr gjith\u00eb zot\u00ebrinjt\u00eb e mosh\u00ebs s\u00eb tret\u00eb dhe sidomos, kryesisht e n\u00eb ve\u00e7anti p\u00ebr ata q\u00eb kan\u00eb probleme me prostat\u00ebn, i sugjeroj modestisht zotit kryebashkiak, t\u00eb tregohet zem\u00ebrgjer\u00eb e kulet\u00ebhapur n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb shtohet n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb numri i WC-ve publike me gjysm\u00eb pagese ose private me pages\u00eb t\u00eb plot\u00eb t\u00eb pajisura jo vet\u00ebm me minimumin e instalimeve p\u00ebrkat\u00ebse, por edhe me televizor\u00eb, internet, karikues celular\u00ebsh dhe, pse jo, shp\u00ebrndar\u00ebs automatik\u00eb tabletash afrodiziak\u00eb me baz\u00eb bimore e me \u00e7mim krejt t\u00eb arsyesh\u00ebm, n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb p\u00ebrdoruesit e tyre t\u00eb moshuar t\u00eb leht\u00ebsohen ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb n\u00eb vetmi si Onani i Bibl\u00ebs!<\/p>\n
S\u00eb shtati, meq\u00eb n\u00eb stin\u00ebn e nxeht\u00eb t\u00eb ver\u00ebs, p\u00ebr shkak edhe t\u00eb ngrohjes globale, shqiptar\u00ebt u shmangen rrezeve p\u00ebrv\u00ebluese t\u00eb diellit duke ecur hijeve, i sugjeroj zotit Veliaj, k\u00ebtij mjeshtri t\u00eb papar\u00eb t\u00eb taksave m\u00eb origjinale n\u00eb Europ\u00eb e ndoshta n\u00eb bot\u00eb, t\u00eb krijoj\u00eb dy taksa t\u00eb re, at\u00eb t\u00eb hijes dhe at\u00eb t\u00eb ajrit.<\/p>\n
T\u00eb hijes, sepse hijet m\u00eb t\u00eb fresk\u00ebta n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb i l\u00ebshojn\u00eb kullat krenarisht t\u00eb p\u00ebrbindshme, me t\u00eb cilat zoti kryebashkiak po na e modernizon kryeqytetin ton\u00eb deri dje mesjetar e anadollak!<\/p>\n
T\u00eb ajrit, sepse, po shtohet rreziksh\u00ebm popullsia e Tiran\u00ebs si me ata q\u00eb braktisin p\u00ebrgjithmon\u00eb fshatin, ashtu edhe me azilk\u00ebrkuesit shqiptar\u00eb q\u00eb po nisin t\u00eb na i kthejn\u00eb vendet e Bashkimit Europian, prandaj \u00ebsht\u00eb krejt e logjikshme q\u00eb konsumator\u00ebt e ajrit kryeqytetas t\u00eb paguajn\u00eb, ashtu si ata t\u00eb ujit e t\u00eb hijes, taks\u00eb p\u00ebr mir\u00ebmbajtjen e ajrit t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs sot p\u00ebr sot, por nes\u00ebr edhe t\u00eb mbar\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb!<\/p>\n
S\u00eb fundi, duke e fal\u00ebnderuar zotin Erion Veliaj p\u00ebr v\u00ebmendjen dashamir\u00ebse, me t\u00eb cil\u00ebn sapo ka mbaruar s\u00eb lexuari rubrik\u00ebn time t\u00eb sotme, i premtoj atij s\u00eb do t\u00eb takohem shum\u00eb shpejt me astrologen Mukades Uma p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb se p\u00ebr kur e parashikon ajo caktimin e tij si Kryeminist\u00ebr n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb ai t\u00eb m\u00eb shtroj\u00eb at\u00eb drek\u00ebn ose dark\u00ebn historike (me \u201co\u201d dhe jo me ndonj\u00eb zanore tjet\u00ebr n\u00eb vend t\u00eb saj) te \u201cFouquet\u2019s\u201d-i, restoranti thuajse m\u00eb luksoz i Champs-Elis\u00e9es-ve t\u00eb Parisit!<\/p>\n
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Nga prof. Edmond Tupe Po, me dhimbje e mir\u00ebkuptim po marr guximin e sinqert\u00eb t\u2019i paraqes zotit Veliaj ngush\u00ebllimet e mia me rastin e rip\u00ebrt\u00ebritjes s\u00eb mandatit t\u00eb tij n\u00eb postin e nderuar t\u00eb kryebashkiakut t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs pas votimeve t\u00eb 30 qershorit. I paraqes, pra, k\u00ebto ngush\u00ebllime aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb nuk u realizua ajo […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":78839,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-94807","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94807\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}