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Nga Ylli Dylgjeri<\/p>\n
U hap\u00ebn negociatat p\u00ebr n\u00eb BE!<\/p>\n
Nuk di si tua p\u00ebrshkruaj ato \u00e7aste o miq. Nj\u00eb festim i papar\u00eb! Po tundej dheu.T\u00ebrmeti i fundit 7.5 ball\u00eb u harrua nga thirrjet frenetike n\u00eb mikrofon t\u00eb udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsit modern Taulant Balla: Fitoreeeeee! Tirana e kuqe, N\u00eb mes tyre, kamerat e TV te Aleksander Frangajt po fiksonin me kostumin roze filantropistin Alexand\u00ebr Sorros…t\u00eb ardhur enkas p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuror\u00ebzuar lodhjen e viteve t\u00eb babait, gjyshit, dhe Atij ne k\u00ebto 30 vjet. Nga Ylli Dylgjeri U hap\u00ebn negociatat p\u00ebr n\u00eb BE! Nuk di si tua p\u00ebrshkruaj ato \u00e7aste o miq. Nj\u00eb festim i papar\u00eb! Po tundej dheu.T\u00ebrmeti i fundit 7.5 ball\u00eb u harrua nga thirrjet frenetike n\u00eb mikrofon t\u00eb udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsit modern Taulant Balla: Fitoreeeeee! U hap\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00ebn! Fest\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb! Skenari i pritjes s\u00eb LIDERIT ishte shkruar p\u00ebr t\u00ebr\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":29012,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-111187","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111187\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nU hap\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00ebn! Fest\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb!
\nSkenari i pritjes s\u00eb LIDERIT ishte shkruar p\u00ebr t\u00ebr\u00eb nat\u00ebn nga vet\u00eb Ai q\u00eb e ideoi, sakrifikoi, drejtoi, kuror\u00ebzoi, dhe n\u00eb fund firmosi k\u00ebt\u00eb fitore historike t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb.
\nBusti i Liderit Global po derdhej i t\u00ebri n\u00eb \u00e7okollat\u00eb n\u00eb sheshin Sk\u00ebnderbej, aty ku dikur rrinte diktatori mbi nj\u00eb piedestal betoni.Deri tani skemi par\u00eb gj\u00eb, tani do t\u00eb shohim l\u00ebpirje n\u00eb \u00e7okollat\u00ebn Ed.
\nTapeti i kuq ishte shtruar nga Rinasi n\u00eb Q\u00ebnd\u00ebr.
\nTirana po skuqej nga dekori, dritat, fishekzjarret dhe bu\u00e7imat e k\u00ebng\u00ebs q\u00eb drejtohej nga dora e dirigjentit Fon Er Velija.
\nNd\u00ebrkohe, Opozita po nxihej nga romuzet e Elisa &Co. Karikaturat me figurat e udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsve t\u00eb saj na kujtonin Daj Samin n\u00eb festat e komunizmit. Fonia po p\u00ebrs\u00ebriste pa fund premtimin e Liderit Global me mjek\u00ebr:
\n“Me \u00e7izme, pa \u00e7izme, me taka, pa taka, me k\u00ebpuc\u00eb, pa k\u00ebpuc\u00eb, Ne do ti hapim negociatat, Ne do ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb antare t\u00eb bashkimit Europian!”
\nN\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb atmosfere elektrizuese, autobuzi i kuq dykat\u00ebsh, mbante n\u00eb bordin e tij komb\u00ebtaren Qeveris\u00ebse, q\u00eb s\u00eb bashku me nj\u00eb tak\u00ebm ambasador\u00ebsh, me duart lart, e me “buzeqeshje Gent Cake” p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndesnin popullin e elektrizuar. I vetmi Ambasador i hutuar, ishte Ai i OSBE q\u00eb n\u00eb shashtisje t\u00eb plot\u00eb nga turma ngrinte gishtin e mesit.
\nPrap thirrje: Europ\u00eb, Europ\u00eb! K\u00ebnga ushtonte anekand sheshit me t\u00eb bukur te saj:<\/span><\/p>\n
\nTirana e Partis\u00eb,
\nGjysma e Erion Velis\u00eb!<\/p>\n
\nE k\u00ebshtu do kalonin or\u00ebt, mes thirrjeve, g\u00ebzimit, shampanj\u00ebs dhe ambulancave q\u00eb shoq\u00ebroni t\u00eb dehur
\ne t\u00eb tredhur p\u00ebr ndihm\u00ebn e shpejt n\u00eb spitalet e kryeqytetit…
\nNd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb m\u00ebngjezi po zbardhte.
\nU zgjova i trembur. \u00c7u\u00e7i, ma\u00e7oku, sapo e kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb p\u00ebrmjerjen e par\u00eb. Bashk\u00eb me er\u00ebn e saj, nj\u00eb radio njoftonte larg nj\u00eb lajm:
\n…Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb dhe Maqedonis\u00eb, nuk i ishin hapur negociatat nga BE. Kisha q\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb end\u00ebr…
\n\u00c7ohem i trembur! Shkoj dhe un\u00eb n\u00eb tualet…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"