{"id":117262,"date":"2019-12-05T18:08:07","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T17:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=117262"},"modified":"2019-12-05T18:08:07","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T17:08:07","slug":"rrofsh-e-mbreterofsh-sa-malet-o-edi-rama-nga-armir-shkurti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/rrofsh-e-mbreterofsh-sa-malet-o-edi-rama-nga-armir-shkurti\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;RROFSH E MBRET\u00cbROFSH SA MALET O EDI RAMA!&#8221; Nga Armir Shkurti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Armir Shkurti<\/p>\n<p>RROFSH E MBRET\u00cbROFSH SA MALET O EDI RAMA!<br \/>\n********<br \/>\nI dashur Zoti yn\u00eb kryeminist\u00ebr! Meq\u00eb na l\u00ebshoi ca paniku prej t\u00ebrmetit pata koh\u00eb ca t\u00eb mendoj dhe i pari mendim q\u00eb m\u00eb erdhi ishte: &#8221; More, po sikur &#8211; larg nesh! &#8211; ik\u00ebn ky kryeminist\u00ebr, a m\u00eb keq akoma&#8230;.\u00e7&#8217;do b\u00ebhet me k\u00ebt\u00eb vend&#8221;? Jo thjesht se u m\u00ebsuam me ty q\u00eb kur t\u00eb pat\u00ebm minist\u00ebr kulture e m\u00eb pas T\u00cb MADHIN e Tiran\u00ebs ( e t\u00eb tjera me rradh\u00eb) por se edhe ti e ke q\u00ebndisur pushtetin t\u00ebnd me aq ustall\u00ebk sa vet\u00ebm ti ia gjen an\u00ebn. Le t\u00eb jet\u00eb gomar, p\u00ebr shembull, nj\u00eb minist\u00ebr! Ama ti dhe vet\u00ebm ti ia di n\u00eb ec\u00ebn me t\u00eb \u00e7puar n\u00eb prapanic\u00eb a me t\u00eb hequr prej kapistalli. Ty ta njohin z\u00ebrin e komand\u00ebn. Le t\u00eb jet\u00eb fy\u00e7k\u00eb nj\u00eb ministre (ta zem\u00eb edhe k\u00ebt\u00eb, jo se di rast konkret) por me mundim t\u00eb madh ia ka dal\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebsoj\u00eb t\u00eb flas\u00eb si ty e ta thot\u00eb rrjedhsh\u00ebm \u00e7ka i dikton ti. E jo shatra patra si ajo &#8220;k\u00ebp\u00ebrata&#8221;.<br \/>\nN\u00eb iksh ti, o gur themeli, do na bjer\u00eb gjith\u00eb shteti. Se shteti je ti! Ti e shtyn Bra\u00e7en t\u00eb mos t\u00eb t\u00eb ndjek\u00eb dhe ai ik\u00ebn. Ti urdh\u00ebron Lalin t\u00eb lyej\u00eb muret dhe ai as q\u00eb e b\u00ebn dysh llafin. Ti i thua &#8220;sh\u00ebt&#8221; qenit t\u00eb rrug\u00ebs dhe ai e hesht lehjen. Ti ia gjen gruan nj\u00eb hallexhiu n\u00eb Durr\u00ebs q\u00eb ia kan\u00eb \u00e7uar n\u00eb Golem. Ti b\u00ebn pun\u00ebn e sizmiolog\u00ebve, konstruktor\u00ebve, kryetar\u00ebve t\u00eb bashkis\u00eb, prefekt\u00ebve. Dy her\u00eb doli Lleshi e gjesh u b\u00eb gazi i bot\u00ebs..( gazi k\u00ebtu i p\u00ebrdorur me kuptimin figurativ). Edhe minist\u00ebr i brendsh\u00ebm ti e qan o Zoti yn\u00eb kryeminist\u00ebr.<br \/>\nNdaj mendova gjat\u00eb shum\u00eb, aq gjat\u00eb sa m\u00eb lejoi pauza e t\u00ebrmeteve, t\u00eb lutem me shpirt q\u00eb T\u00cb RROSH\u00cb E T\u00cb MBRET\u00cbROSH\u00cb sa malet!!! Edhe n\u00eb kemi ndonj\u00eb pak\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi t\u00eb vo\u00e7k\u00ebl, pun\u00eb e madhe! Me ty u m\u00ebsuam! E kur u m\u00ebsuam me ty, \u00e7&#8217;e kemi t\u00eb m\u00ebsohemi me t\u00ebrmetin, skamjen, frik\u00ebn, ERTV-n\u00eb, gazin, gaztor\u00ebt, donator\u00ebt, detonator\u00ebt&#8230;..<br \/>\nN\u00eb iksh ti, i bie ta nisim nga hi\u00e7i! Ai q\u00eb do t\u00eb t\u00eb pasoj\u00eb do t\u00eb harxhoj\u00eb mjaft koh\u00eb duke gjetur si fillim l\u00ebpir\u00ebsa e servil\u00eb t\u00eb rinj. Pa t\u00eb z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoj t\u00eb tut\u00eb me t\u00eb tij\u00ebt. Pa ti lidh\u00eb mir\u00eb mbas vetes e ti sprovoj\u00eb. Pa t&#8217;ia marr\u00eb dor\u00ebn timonit&#8230;.<br \/>\nOh! Jo!! M\u00eb mir\u00eb ty! Ti o ti na rrofsh!!! E na mbret\u00ebrofsh sa m\u00eb gjat\u00eb!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Armir Shkurti RROFSH E MBRET\u00cbROFSH SA MALET O EDI RAMA! ******** I dashur Zoti yn\u00eb kryeminist\u00ebr! Meq\u00eb na l\u00ebshoi ca paniku prej t\u00ebrmetit pata koh\u00eb ca t\u00eb mendoj dhe i pari mendim q\u00eb m\u00eb erdhi ishte: &#8221; More, po sikur &#8211; larg nesh! &#8211; ik\u00ebn ky kryeminist\u00ebr, a m\u00eb keq akoma&#8230;.\u00e7&#8217;do b\u00ebhet me k\u00ebt\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":117303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-117262","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117262\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/117303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}