{"id":133706,"date":"2020-08-14T14:18:40","date_gmt":"2020-08-14T12:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=133706"},"modified":"2020-08-14T14:18:40","modified_gmt":"2020-08-14T12:18:40","slug":"ne-hamamin-e-zeusit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/ne-hamamin-e-zeusit\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00eb hamamin e ZEUSIT"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Shkruar nga Ermal Mulosmani.<\/b><\/div>\n
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Ishte ora rreth 5 pasdite kur Zeusi u fut n\u00eb hamamin e Pallatit Zeusor. Zbriti me ashensorin personal dhe u zhyt n\u00eb mjegull\u00ebn e nxeht\u00eb q\u00eb i dep\u00ebrtonte n\u00eb poret e trupit dhe b\u00ebnte t\u00eb avullonin jo vet\u00ebm helmet apo energjia e keqe por edhe i kthjellonte mendimet.<\/div>\n
Pak p\u00ebrpara se Zeusi t\u00eb zbriste n\u00eb hamam, Fusheja, adjutanti i tij, i tha p\u00ebr nj\u00eb thashethem q\u00eb po p\u00ebrhapej k\u00ebto koh\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr popull. Uriah Hipi kishte hapur fjal\u00eb se \u201cai ka n\u00eb dor\u00eb betej\u00ebn zgjedhore t\u00eb Zeusit\u201d.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I merrte tellall\u00ebt nj\u00eb e nga nj\u00eb dhe u thoshte \u201cPublikojeni k\u00ebt\u00eb\u201d. Kjo e kishte zem\u00ebruar Zeusin m\u00eb shum\u00eb sesa ambicia qesharake dhe e kot\u00eb e Uriahut! Mir\u00eb q\u00eb pranoi t\u00eb organizoj zgjedhje por u dashka t\u00eb duroj\u00eb edhe q\u00eb dikush tjet\u00ebr ka n\u00eb dor\u00eb fatin e tyre.<\/div>\n
Pik\u00eb e zez\u00eb!<\/div>\n
Zeusit iu kujtua se si kjo tentativ\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb dyshim pushtetin absolut t\u00eb tij nuk ishte e para. Dikur i kishte dh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb m\u00ebsim t\u00eb madh Uriahut me pun\u00ebn e palmave dhe varjes n\u00eb nj\u00ebr\u00ebn prej tyre. Nja dy vjet u zhduk i ngrati, hante thonjt dhe \u00e7onte kasnec\u00eb n\u00eb Olimp p\u00ebr tu shpjeguar. Ato koh\u00eb ishte betuar q\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb mendonte m\u00eb. Mendimet ia kishin fajin. Kishte dy vjet q\u00eb kurohej, por, ja, prap\u00eb iu shfaq ai i flamosur mendim!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Zeusi porositi Fushen\u00eb t\u00eb lajm\u00ebronte tellall\u00ebt kryesor\u00eb t\u00eb zbrisnin pas tre or\u00ebsh n\u00eb hamam. Do i takonte vet\u00eb nj\u00eb nga nj\u00eb. Porositi edhe t\u00eb shtrohej dark\u00eb p\u00ebr ta.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Rreth or\u00ebs shtat\u00eb t\u00eb mbr\u00ebmjes n\u00eb hamam zbriti i pari, Zbatoni. Ky nuk mund t\u00eb vinte me turm\u00ebn, ky ishte tellalli ndryshe. Takoi Fushen\u00eb dhe zbrit\u00ebn n\u00eb Hamam me shpres\u00ebn se Zeusi do dilte pak p\u00ebrpara dhe do takohej me t\u00eb.<\/div>\n
Por Zeusi kishte humbur n\u00eb mjegull\u00ebn e bardh\u00eb t\u00eb hamamit dhe nuk kishte Zbaton as Fushe q\u00eb e nxirrte prej andej.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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P\u00ebr nj\u00eb \u00e7ast, Olimpi i tij u zhvendos n\u00eb qend\u00ebr t\u00eb qendr\u00ebs s\u00eb bot\u00ebs, n\u00eb zemrek t\u00eb saj, turma th\u00ebrriste emrin e tij, tellal\u00ebt kryesor\u00eb bot\u00ebror\u00eb hapeshin me foton e tij, nga paradhoma e informuan q\u00eb Kancelari i Gjermanis\u00eb dhe Presidenti i Franc\u00ebs po prisnin prej dy or\u00ebsh t\u00eb takoheshin me t\u00eb… Sapo i ra ziles p\u00ebr t\u00eb mund\u00ebsuar hyrjen e tyre n\u00eb audienc\u00eb, p\u00ebrpara tij u shfat Zbatoni!<\/div>\n
Ohhh, \u00e7far\u00eb zhg\u00ebnjimi!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Gjithsesi pamja e mahnitur e fytyr\u00ebs s\u00eb Zbatonit, qeshja servile e stamposur n\u00eb fytyr\u00ebn e tij dhe shikimi adhurues e ngush\u00eblluan pak. Atij njeriu i qeshte edhe xhaketa kur kishte p\u00ebrball\u00eb Zeusin.<\/div>\n
E r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme p\u00ebr Zbatonin ishte q\u00eb kur t\u00eb vinin t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt ai t\u00eb ishte bashk\u00eb me Zeusin, kaq. T\u00eb tjerat rregulloheshin. Zeusi mori nj\u00eb peshqir dhe mbuloi mesin n\u00ebn shikimin e lartp\u00ebrmendur t\u00eb Zbatonit.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Fusheja e lajm\u00ebroi q\u00eb po vijn\u00eb Zymeri dhe Klyshi!<\/div>\n
Zymeri ishte i preferuari i Zeusit. Ai nuk kishte konkurent\u00eb, ai ishte i besuari nr 1 i tij. Sa her\u00eb duhej t\u00eb sulmonte kund\u00ebrshatr\u00ebt Zeusi i rr\u00ebfehej Zymerit. Dikur Zymeri i pat nxir\u00eb jet\u00ebn por tashm\u00eb kjo i p\u00ebrket t\u00eb shkuar\u00ebs. Mir\u00ebpo ardhja e tij me Klyshin ishte paradoksale. Kaq negativitet n\u00eb nj\u00eb ambient t\u00eb mbyllur e detyronte Zeusin t\u00eb futej edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb hamam!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Zeusi vendosi t\u00eb ishte miq\u00ebsor me ta.<\/div>\n
\u201cHo me Zymer, \u00e7a bohet, a do e arrim\u00eb objektivin thu\u201d?<\/div>\n
\u201cPo i arrita un\u00eb dhe Klyshi objektivat tona nuk ka diskutim\u201d- u p\u00ebrgjgij Zymeri.<\/div>\n
“Ashtu thu \u00eb”? \u2013 shtoi Zeusi dhe n\u00ebp\u00ebrmend i vajt\u00ebn tokat, hotelet, incenerator\u00ebt, koncesionet…. \u201cN\u00eb t\u00eb s\u00ebm\u00ebs\u201d- mendoi, k\u00ebta m\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u2019i kesh pro se kundra.<\/div>\n
Iu kujtua Zbatoni q\u00eb donte ve\u00e7 nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje e nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb dhe p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb u ndje keq. I qeshi dhe i hodhi dor\u00ebn n\u00eb qaf\u00eb…<\/div>\n
E kot\u00eb t\u00eb shpjegoj se \u00e7far\u00eb ndodhi me Zbatonin….<\/div>\n
Pastaj mb\u00ebrrin\u00eb me radh\u00eb turi i tellall\u00ebve. Erdhi Ky\u00e7i me My\u00e7in, k\u00ebta jan\u00eb shok\u00eb t\u00eb hersh\u00ebm. My\u00e7i kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb studim p\u00ebr miq\u00ebsin\u00eb shekullore shqiptaro-serbe dhe armiq\u00ebsin\u00eb vet\u00ebm disa vje\u00e7are.<\/div>\n
Zbatoni u ngrys kur e pa.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cSi je Ky\u00e7, si t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb pun\u00ebt\u201d?<\/div>\n
\u201cMir\u00eb shef\u201d, u p\u00ebrgjigj Ky\u00e7i. \u201cK\u00ebt\u00eb jav\u00eb kam arritur 431 shikues online me intervist\u00ebn t\u00ebnde. E festova me My\u00e7in. I dhurova nj\u00eb pal\u00eb tiranda t\u00eb reja\u201d.<\/div>\n
Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb futen n\u00eb Hamam edhe Burdushi, Nailja, Toger Zepa, Hi\u00e7i me L\u00ebndin\u00ebn.<\/div>\n
\u201cPO k\u00ebt\u00eb \u00e7e deshe aman\u201d? -iu drejtua Zeusi, Fushes\u00eb kur pa toger Zep\u00ebn.<\/div>\n
“Se kush i kishte treguar q\u00eb ka pritje n\u00eb Hamam dhe pas saj dark\u00eb. Mu lut aman t\u00eb jem edhe un\u00eb t\u00eb ha nj\u00eb dark\u00eb se e kursej nga sht\u00ebpia. Mos qesh, k\u00ebshtu, me kursime ia kam arrit\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj 1 milion Euro”!<\/div>\n
\u201cO Zot\u201d… mendoi Zeusi.<\/div>\n
Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb My\u00e7i po i tregonte Ky\u00e7it p\u00ebr librin e fundit t\u00eb Kunder\u00ebs:<\/div>\n
\u201cNj\u00eb personazh i librit, doktor Shkreta, mjek gjinekolog q\u00eb kuronte grat\u00eb me probleme pjellorie, kur shteronin gjitha mund\u00ebsit\u00eb (zakonisht problemet i kishin bashk\u00ebshort\u00ebt) kishte gjetur nj\u00eb zgjidhje origjinale. Nj\u00eb eprovet\u00eb e mbushur deri n\u00eb gjysm\u00eb me l\u00ebng t\u00eb bardh\u00eb nga i tiji….dhe grat\u00eb mbesnin shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb si me magji\u201d!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb koh\u00eb Nailja q\u00eb po d\u00ebgjonte gjith\u00eb k\u00ebrsh\u00ebri u zbeh! “Burdushi…” mendoi me z\u00eb…<\/div>\n
“Po”- i tha Burdushi q\u00eb ishte shum\u00eb af\u00ebr dhe e d\u00ebgjoi.<\/div>\n
Jo jo e kam fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr nj\u00eb Burdush tjet\u00ebr – vazhdoi Nailja. Prej atij momenti i ra entuziasmi, as nuk fliste asgj\u00eb…<\/div>\n
Burdushi sapo kishte marr\u00eb vesh q\u00eb gruaja e tij, nj\u00eb personazh shum\u00eb i njohur n\u00eb tellallin e Klyshit, ishte hequr nga organika e punonj\u00ebsve t\u00eb hidraulikut dhe duhej b\u00ebr\u00eb di\u00e7ka, t\u00eb futej n\u00eb organik\u00ebn e gjelb\u00ebrimit. Jo m\u00eb kot rrylat e fytit t\u00eb tij u \u00e7or\u00ebn n\u00eb p\u00ebrkrahje t\u00eb Zeusit fuqiplot\u00eb. Mir\u00ebpo k\u00ebto sektor\u00eb i mbulonte Uriahu! Nuk po dinte si ta hapte muhabetin….<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, i pa ftuar mb\u00ebrrin vet\u00eb Uriahu! Dikush i kishte treguar p\u00ebr mbledhjen n\u00eb hamam dhe e kishte nuhatur gabimin e tmerrsh\u00ebm t\u00eb djesh\u00ebm! Duhej korrigjuar menj\u00ebher\u00eb!<\/div>\n
Sa mb\u00ebrrit n\u00eb der\u00eb ia priti:<\/div>\n
\u201c Vaksin\u00ebn ka p\u00ebr ta shpikur ii pari Zeusi yn\u00eb i madh e i lavdish\u00ebm\u201d!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Zeusi e pa me indiferenc\u00eb. \u00c7far\u00eb t\u2019i b\u00ebnte?! Zymeri i futi krahun Zeusin dhe e mori m\u00ebnjan\u00eb :<\/div>\n
\u201cL\u00ebre o burr\u00eb se nuk di \u00e7a flet\u201d!<\/div>\n
Zbatoni u b\u00eb zi, Fusheja po qeshte. U b\u00ebri me sh\u00ebnj\u00eb t\u00eb ftuarve se mbledhja ia arriti q\u00ebllimit dhe darka \u00ebsht\u00eb gati.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Toger Zepa ia m\u00ebsyu i pari.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shkruar nga Ermal Mulosmani. Ishte ora rreth 5 pasdite kur Zeusi u fut n\u00eb hamamin e Pallatit Zeusor. Zbriti me ashensorin personal dhe u zhyt n\u00eb mjegull\u00ebn e nxeht\u00eb q\u00eb i dep\u00ebrtonte n\u00eb poret e trupit dhe b\u00ebnte t\u00eb avullonin jo vet\u00ebm helmet apo energjia e keqe por edhe i kthjellonte mendimet. Pak p\u00ebrpara se […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2020,"featured_media":133705,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[364],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-133706","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-koment-opinion"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2020"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133706\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/133705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}