Nga Ermal Mulosmani<\/p>\n
Darka q\u00eb sistemoi plehrat e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb<\/p>\n
Personazhet: Kryeministri, Uriah Hipi dhe Tigri.<\/p>\n
Vendi dhe situata: Nj\u00eb restorant luksoz n\u00eb periferi t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs, nj\u00eb or\u00eb e von\u00eb pas darke n\u00eb fillim Dhjetorin e 2016-\u00ebs. N\u00eb sfond nj\u00eb oxhak q\u00eb k\u00ebrcet her\u00ebpashere dhe n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb gotat e ver\u00ebs s\u00eb kuqe, pothuaj t\u00eb zbrazura. Nj\u00eb miks djathrash dergjej i paprekur, d\u00ebshmi e nj\u00eb darke t\u00eb tepruar. Personazhet duken t\u00eb lodhur dhe jan\u00eb gati t\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb tavolin\u00ebn. P\u00ebrve\u00e7 Kryeministrit q\u00eb e ka marr\u00eb shtruar. Asnj\u00ebrit nuk ia mban t\u00eb thot\u00eb fjal\u00ebn magjike \u201cT\u00eb \u00e7ohemi\u201d. Kamarier\u00ebt po ashtu rrin\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb n\u00eb pritje p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngritur tavolin\u00ebn dhe num\u00ebruar bakshishet rrug\u00ebs p\u00ebr sht\u00ebpi. Ora po shkon 01.00. Nj\u00eb prushitje e kuqe q\u00eb vjen nga zjarri e b\u00ebn \u00ebnd\u00ebrrimtar Tigrin, gati filloi t\u00eb kotej por e trandi z\u00ebri i kumbuesh\u00ebm i Kryeministrit:Kryeministri: \u201cOre me k\u00ebto plehrat \u00e7a do b\u00ebjm\u00eb se na mbyt\u00ebn. Dini ju ndonj\u00eb njeri q\u00eb e kryen k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb mir\u00eb? Njef ndonj\u00eb ti Arben se ti njef byth\u00ebn e dreqit\u2026\u201dNd\u00ebrhyn Uriahu: \u201cUn\u00eb them Shef t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb tender nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtar ku t\u00eb ftojm\u00eb firmat m\u00eb t\u00eb njohura nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtare dhe t\u00eb v\u00ebm\u00eb kritere rigoroze t\u00eb forta\u2026\u201dKryeministri e sheh v\u00ebng\u00ebr dhe kruan kok\u00ebn i bezdisur. \u201cNuk t\u00eb pyeta ty, t\u00eb ishte p\u00ebr ty do e kishe zgjidhur. Kjo pun\u00eb do vizion jo pro\u00e7edura. Arbeni i kryen tak-fap k\u00ebto pun\u00eb. Koha \u00ebsht\u00eb flori n\u00eb kapitaliz\u00ebm. Apo jo?\u201d<\/p>\n
Tigri shkrihet fare nga k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia. Sikur t\u00eb mos kishte d\u00ebgjuar fare Uriahun, vazhdon:<\/p>\n
\u201cUn\u00eb kam njohur nj\u00eb djal\u00eb t\u00eb shkath\u00ebt kur vidhja impulse e Telekomit, e kisha shofer. Shkonte her\u00eb pas here n\u00eb Itali dhe kishte lidhje me koleg\u00ebt e Kalabris\u00eb. M\u00eb thoshte q\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00ebt e mi kan\u00eb emigruar n\u00eb koh\u00eb t\u00eb Sk\u00ebnderbeut atje dhe ky jetonte me nostalgjin\u00eb \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOre l\u00ebri dokrrat e t\u00eb par\u00ebve por shih t\u2019i sistemojm\u00eb plehrat se na mbyt\u00ebn. E kryen k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb ky apo jo\u201d e nd\u00ebrpreu Kryeministri..\u201cPadyshim shef, me pak bashk\u00ebpunim nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtar do e rregullojm\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb shum\u00eb shpejt\u201d.\u201cOre, koqe, thirre tani at\u00eb shokun a \u00e7a leshin e ke. Thuaj t\u00eb vij\u00eb k\u00ebtu ta flasim k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb\u201d<\/p>\n
Tigri sheh or\u00ebn, kishte shkuar 01.30. Gjen numrin e ish-shoferit dallaverexhi dhe i bie. Pas nja 5 zileve d\u00ebgjohet p\u00ebrgjum\u00ebsh z\u00ebri matan\u00eb:<\/p>\n
\u201c\u00c7\u2019a ka ndodh\u00eb Ben?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cO Klodo, jemi k\u00ebtu me Shefin, te loakli n\u00eb Surrel. Po flasim p\u00ebr ty. A ke koh\u00eb t\u00eb vish nja 10 min k\u00ebtu\u201d.Klodi ngrihet direct nga krevati, si\u00e7 ishte, me brek\u00eb. \u201cPatjet\u00ebr Beno, u nisa\u201d<\/p>\n
Uriahu ndjehet n\u00eb siklet t\u00eb madh. P\u00ebrve\u00e7se e ndjente q\u00eb shkelja e ligjeve do i r\u00ebndonte atij, iu duk vetja edhe m\u00eb i par\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm se Tigri. I humb\u00ebn fjal\u00ebt fare, e k\u00ebputi nj\u00eb debules\u00eb. Mori got\u00ebn e ver\u00ebs dhe piu nj\u00eb g\u00ebll\u00ebnjk\u00eb. Sa p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb forcat.Nuk kaluan 15 min dhe n\u00eb lokal hyri Klodi. Me nj\u00eb fytyr\u00eb prej dallaverexhiu t\u00eb thekur, mjek\u00ebr prej katundari Bubqi e veshjen prej bojaxhiu komunaleje, Kryeministri mendoi se \u00ebsht\u00eb roja i lokalit q\u00eb do shkonte n\u00eb banjo. Por jo. Personazhi afrohet me drojtje deri sa ndalon p\u00ebrpara tavolin\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre:<\/p>\n
\u201cHajde Klodo hajde ulu. Shefi ka nj\u00eb ide fantastike biznesi p\u00ebr ty. Na duhet t\u00eb pastrojm\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb nga plehrat. Un\u00eb i thash\u00eb q\u00eb Klodi ka lidhjet e duhura\u201d.<\/p>\n
Kryeministri pak i dyzuar: \u201c E kryjm\u00eb dot thu? Se na mbyt\u00ebn k\u00ebto plehrat, po b\u00ebhemi nj\u00ebsh me to. Pare kemi por nuk dim\u00eb si ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb\u201dPersonazhi ishte ulur p\u00ebrball\u00eb t\u00eb treve. Sa her\u00eb q\u00eb Kryeministri fliste dhe p\u00ebrqendrohej diku tjet\u00ebr, Klodi shihte Tigrin t\u00eb b\u00ebnte me shenja si majmun. Nga ana tjet\u00ebr Urahu i shqet\u00ebsuar luante me got\u00ebn e ver\u00ebs si nj\u00eb besimtar me tespiet.\u00a0 Klodi u hutua pak.<\/p>\n
\u201cUn\u00eb kam disa miq t\u00eb mir\u00eb atje n\u00eb Catanzaro, punojn\u00eb shum\u00eb dhe jan\u00eb korrekt\u00eb me t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Njer\u00ebz me norma, parime disiplin\u00eb. Po dhan\u00eb fjal\u00ebn ata ka marr\u00eb fund. Besoj \u00ebsht\u00eb e kryme puna\u201d\u2026Beni lumturohet, Uriahu shkat\u00ebrrohet. \u201cMe firm\u00ebn time do m\u00eb shkat\u00ebrrojn\u00eb\u201d mendon i shkreti. As nuk do m\u00eb thot\u00eb njeri faleminderit. \u201cSi nuk e mbylla k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb me \u00c7imin p\u00ebrpara k\u00ebtij vampirit q\u00eb nuk ngopet kurr\u00eb\u201d\u2026Kryeminsitri; \u201cShum\u00eb mir\u00eb at\u00ebher\u00eb. Po sa para t\u00eb duhen p\u00ebr plehrat e Tiran\u00ebs si fillim\u201dKlodi k\u00ebtu zihet n\u00eb befasi. I kishte pyetur nj\u00eb her\u00eb miqt\u00eb e tij se sa merrnin p\u00ebr Palermon dhe ia kishte pak iden\u00eb. Pa nga Tigri. Ai i ngrinte vetullat lart medemek rrite shifr\u00ebn sa t\u00eb mundesh. Kur pa q\u00eb po rrezikonte q\u00eb kolegu nuk po kupton, l\u00ebvizi dor\u00ebn nga posht\u00eb lart. Ishte kthyer n\u00eb nj\u00eb karikatur\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Pasi mendoi nj\u00eb shif\u00ebr me rezerva t\u00eb konsiderueshme tha \u201cUn\u00eb them q\u00eb e kryejm\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb p\u00ebr 30 milion\u00eb\u201d.Kryeministri: \u201cKaq pak thu\u201d?<\/p>\n
Tigri u b\u00eb meit. Rrudhi buz\u00ebt p\u00ebr t\u2019i treguar shoferit t\u00eb dikursh\u00ebm\u00a0 q\u00eb b\u00ebri nj\u00eb budallall\u00ebk me brir\u00eb. Ky e mori veten dhe shtoi.\u201cAh, m\u00eb fal, mendova se b\u00ebhej fjal\u00eb p\u00ebr Elbasanin. Ora pak e von\u00eb dhe u hutova. Tirana \u00ebsht\u00eb tjet\u00ebr gj\u00eb, nuk b\u00ebhet pa 60 milion\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n
Tigri i \u00e7ak\u00ebrdisur b\u00ebn me k\u00ebmb\u00eb e me duar p\u00ebrs\u00ebri. Uriahu nuk po i besonte vesh\u00ebve. \u00c7mimet rriteshin si n\u00eb pazarin turk t\u00eb mallrave fallco, me nj\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebrcitur dyfish! Mir\u00ebpo Tigri as e kishte mendjen fare te Uriahu. E sheh q\u00eb duhet nd\u00ebrhyr\u00eb vet\u00eb:Tigri: \u201cShef un\u00eb kam eksperiencat e mia dhe e njoh problemin. \u00c7mimet e\u00a0 incenerator\u00ebve jan\u00eb rritur shum\u00eb qysh m\u00eb 2004 kur e mban mend Klodi. Ka ndodhur revolucion teknologjik i madh qysh at\u00ebher\u00eb. Nuk b\u00ebhet kjo pun\u00eb pa 80 milion\u00eb. Q\u00eb mos turp\u00ebrohemi para koleg\u00ebve t\u00eb Catanzaros. Shto k\u00ebtu edhe TVSH-n\u00eb shkon 100. Plus ndonj\u00eb rezerv\u00eb e vog\u00ebl shpenzimesh t\u00eb paparashikuara, le t\u00eb themi 108 milion\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n
Kryeministri: \u201cThu e mbyllim me kaq? Ia del thu me 108\u201d?<\/p>\n
Uriahut po i binte t\u00eb fik\u00ebt. Goja i ishte thar\u00eb, fytyra zbehur fare. Nuk do ta harronte kurr\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb nat\u00eb dhe k\u00ebt\u00eb shofer t\u00eb tmerrsh\u00ebm.Tigrit i erdhi edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb mund\u00ebsia e fundit, duhej ta shfryt\u00ebzonte:\u201cShiko shef, q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebhet puna mir\u00eb duhet t\u00eb mos jemi kurnac\u00eb dhe pastaj d\u00ebshtojm\u00eb. Ata q\u00eb tregohen t\u00eb shtrenjt\u00eb me krunde e t\u00eb lir\u00eb n\u00eb miell gjithmon\u00eb d\u00ebshtojn\u00eb. Un\u00eb mendoj se po t\u00eb kemi edhe nj\u00eb rezerv\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl 20 milionshe kjo pun\u00eb kryhet pa siklete\u201d\u2026Kryeministri: \u201cU b\u00eb. Urah, nes\u00ebr mblidh t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ministrat dhe b\u00ebj tenderin. \u00c7ohu her\u00ebt n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes dhe n\u00eb or\u00ebn 2 e du tenderin t\u00eb mbaruar. N\u00eb or\u00ebn 3 b\u00ebj kontrat\u00ebn p\u00ebrfundimtare p\u00ebr 128 milion\u00eb. P\u00ebr procedura I dini vet\u00eb ju, un\u00eb nuk merrem. Hajde, forca tani\u201d<\/p>\n
Sapo tha k\u00ebto fjal\u00eb Kryeministri u \u00e7ua dhe doli. N\u00eb tavolin\u00eb mbeti ve\u00e7 Uriahu, Tigri dhe Klodi. Tigri ia priti:\u201cPo \u00e7ohemi edhe ne. Nga ora 1 po t\u00eb sjell dokumentat e tenderit, duhet t\u2019i firmos\u00ebsh ti i pari\u201d.<\/p>\n
Uriahu mbeti vet\u00ebm me kamarier\u00ebt…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Ermal Mulosmani Darka q\u00eb sistemoi plehrat e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb Personazhet: Kryeministri, Uriah Hipi dhe Tigri. Vendi dhe situata: Nj\u00eb restorant luksoz n\u00eb periferi t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs, nj\u00eb or\u00eb e von\u00eb pas darke n\u00eb fillim Dhjetorin e 2016-\u00ebs. N\u00eb sfond nj\u00eb oxhak q\u00eb k\u00ebrcet her\u00ebpashere dhe n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb gotat e ver\u00ebs s\u00eb kuqe, pothuaj t\u00eb zbrazura. Nj\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2031,"featured_media":168606,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[231],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-168605","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-lajme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2031"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=168605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168605\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/168606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=168605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=168605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=168605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}