{"id":183261,"date":"2021-05-19T08:19:23","date_gmt":"2021-05-19T06:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=183261"},"modified":"2021-05-19T08:19:23","modified_gmt":"2021-05-19T06:19:23","slug":"satira-politike-jam-cuditur-me-gjirokastritet-u-bleva-nje-vote-ma-kthyen-10-fish-iriqi-bisedon-me-blendi-cucin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/satira-politike-jam-cuditur-me-gjirokastritet-u-bleva-nje-vote-ma-kthyen-10-fish-iriqi-bisedon-me-blendi-cucin\/","title":{"rendered":"Satira politike\/ Jam \u00e7uditur me gjirokastrit\u00ebt. U bleva nj\u00eb vot\u00eb, ma kthyen 10-fish-Iriqi bisedon me Blendi \u00c7u\u00e7in\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Iriqi: –<\/strong>\u00a0Po dalin fakte sheshit q\u00eb mandatin e ke t\u00eb vjedhur.<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>T\u00eb vjedhur e kemi t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Edhe lopa e di q\u00eb pas 8 vjet qeverisje me duart n\u00eb k**qe nuk kap dot as 20%. \u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si nj\u00eb i moshuar q\u00eb sa m\u00eb shum\u00eb kalojn\u00eb vitet, aq m\u00eb shum\u00eb iu forcoka?!<\/p>\n

Iriqi:-<\/strong>\u00a0Po pse u duhet nj\u00eb qeveri e bler\u00eb?<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Na duhet se i shp\u00ebtojm\u00eb burgut. Dhe do kemi koh\u00eb t\u00eb pastrojm\u00eb lek\u00ebt. Kulla dynjaja do mbushet atdheu. Tirakulla do quhet Tirana.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po n\u00ebse ngrihet e proteston populli, \u00e7\u2019do b\u00ebni.<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Un\u00eb do tregoj, se k\u00ebshtu jam edukuar. Rama m\u00eb m\u00ebsoi t\u00eb vjedh vota, do them.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>U duke i qet\u00eb n\u00eb fushat\u00eb. Pse kaq fjoll\u00eb?<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Se m\u00eb \u00e7udit\u00ebn gjirokastrit\u00ebt. Kemi ofert\u00eb, m\u00eb than\u00eb. Bli nj\u00eb vot\u00eb e t\u00eb japim dhjet\u00eb, propozuan. Dhe e mbajt\u00ebn fjal\u00ebn. Bile nj\u00ebri kishte votuar 13 her\u00eb. U mbush kutia me \u00c7u\u00e7i, \u00c7u\u00e7i, \u00c7u\u00e7i. Kot u kemi th\u00ebn\u00eb kurnac\u00eb. Ata jan\u00eb zem\u00ebrgjer\u00eb. Koprac \u00ebsht\u00eb Basha.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Pse?<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Se mund t\u00eb kishte harxhuar dhe ai ca lek\u00eb. T\u00eb blinte nja 3% vota, mos na vinte dhe ne n\u00eb siklet. Po e ka mendjen te vilat. E ka dor\u00ebn e shtr\u00ebnguar, s\u2019harxhon para. Edhe at\u00eb dit\u00eb q\u00eb gatoi dhe e postoi n\u00eb fb, n\u00eb tigan nuk kishte mish, por dy copa kartoni n\u00eb madh\u00ebsi t\u00eb biftekut.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>E si do qeverisni me k\u00ebto zgjedhje t\u00eb sakatuara?<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Mos m\u00eb pyet mua.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po k\u00eb? Ram\u00ebn?<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Hahaha, po \u00e7\u2019Ram\u00eb, aman! Ai nuk shkon nj\u00eb dit\u00eb n\u00eb zyr\u00eb. Pyet Kastratin, Nushin dhe ata q\u00eb kan\u00eb koncesionet. Se buxheti do zbrazet te sht\u00ebpia e tyre. Un\u00eb jam thjesht magazinieri i gazit helmues. Sa t\u00eb m\u00eb thon\u00eb, hidhe, un\u00eb fap nduk mustaqen e majt\u00eb dhe ua l\u00ebshoj gazin njer\u00ebzve.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Po dhe shqiptar\u00ebt nuk do durojn\u00eb shum\u00eb. Do ngrihen.<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Do ngrihen, nuk jam kondra. Po jo k\u00ebtu, jo n\u00eb atdhe. Se s\u2019do ngelet k\u00ebmb\u00eb shqiptari, do ikin t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Ve\u00e7 pleq do gjallojn\u00eb e qeveria jon\u00eb do funksionoj\u00eb si kujdestare azili. Pi kafe, e trego barcoleta. Kaq pun\u00eb do kemi. Qejf, o qejf.<\/p>\n

Iriqi: –\u00a0<\/strong>Do votosh t\u00eb shkarkohet Meta?<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0<\/strong>Pse un\u00eb e vendos? Un\u00eb ve\u00e7 dor\u00ebn kam. Trurin ma komandon Rama. Ai na ka fut \u00e7ipin, ne sillemi si robot\u00eb. S\u00eb shpejti do na programoj\u00eb edhe kur do t\u00eb flem\u00eb, edhe kur do t\u00eb ashtusemi. M\u00eb mori malli t\u00eb jetoj nj\u00eb dit\u00eb si m\u00eb par\u00eb. T\u00eb b\u00ebj jet\u00eb bio.<\/p>\n

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Iriqi: –\u00a0Po dalin fakte sheshit q\u00eb mandatin e ke t\u00eb vjedhur. \u00c7u\u00e7i: –\u00a0T\u00eb vjedhur e kemi t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Edhe lopa e di q\u00eb pas 8 vjet qeverisje me duart n\u00eb k**qe nuk kap dot as 20%. \u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si nj\u00eb i moshuar q\u00eb sa m\u00eb shum\u00eb kalojn\u00eb vitet, aq m\u00eb shum\u00eb iu forcoka?! Iriqi:-\u00a0Po pse […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2016,"featured_media":183263,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241],"tags":[3138],"class_list":{"0":"post-183261","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"tag-lajme-zjarr-satira-politike-zjarr-tv"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2016"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183261\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/183263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}