{"id":192611,"date":"2021-07-08T17:27:21","date_gmt":"2021-07-08T15:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=192611"},"modified":"2021-07-08T17:30:55","modified_gmt":"2021-07-08T15:30:55","slug":"ylli-dylgjeri-vetem-100-dite-dhe-e-bejne-shqiperine-drite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/ylli-dylgjeri-vetem-100-dite-dhe-e-bejne-shqiperine-drite\/","title":{"rendered":"YLLI DYLGJERI : Vet\u00ebm 100 dit\u00eb&#8230;dhe e b\u00ebjn\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb drit\u00eb!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga <strong>YLLI DYLGJERI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fillim, kur erdhi Rama n\u00eb qeverisje, na k\u00ebrkoi 300 dit\u00eb per Rendin&#8230; I morri. I punoi. D\u00ebshtoi. U qelb vendi n\u00eb kanabis. Kaluan me pas mijra dite te tjera. U ndruan Ministra e Drejtore serisht. U mbyt vendi ne krim. Dhe si te mos mjaftonin ditet na del sot e kerkon prap 100 dite per te vendosur Rendin!!! Me ke flet ky? A e degjoj kush? Pse kerkon 100 dite? Ky pislleqet i ben edhe naten.<\/p>\n<p>Apo, te degjojn\u00eb Drejtoret? Susss!<\/p>\n<p>Drejtoret o popull jane b\u00ebre mjeshtra. Ja kan\u00eb ngren\u00eb me kohe mishin, ja kan\u00eb pir\u00eb l\u00ebngun dhe tani po i lepijn\u00eb kock\u00ebn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pse do te thoni?<\/p>\n<p>I gjithe inventari i drejtoreve te Policise me grada te larta nuk jane me shume se 35-40 vete. Dmth: 12 drejtore shkarkohen,12 emrohen, dhe 12 te tjere rrin\u00eb ne karikim. Dmth, aq eshte numri ne koshin ku perzgjidhen. Aq grada kan\u00eb dh\u00ebne. Nuk ka t\u00eb tjere.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk ka edhe fond page. Mirepo edhe k\u00ebto q\u00eb jane n\u00eb kosh, po tu hapesh dosjet ne SHKQB jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb me njolla. Pasi i vertisin duke pritur pazarin, i emrojne si qershite e Nastradinit&#8230;.ky kalon&#8230; se eshte permjere me pak, ky nuk kalon&#8230; se \u00ebsht\u00eb ndyr\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb, e keshtu sa b\u00ebhen 12 drejtore, per tu takuar n\u00eb mbledhjen me Kryeministrin. K\u00ebt\u00eb her\u00eb jane fringo. Vene dhe maska! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Ato me maska kane qene. Po nejse.<\/p>\n<p>Fillojme. 100 dite prap. Koha filloi.<\/p>\n<p>Milet!<\/p>\n<p>Degjoni e mbani vesh: Keto 100 dite do behet nami!<\/p>\n<p>Drejtoret jane ne gare. Do kercasi gjoba, druri, huri, do te prishet murri dhe burri. Do merret ne fund flamuri.<\/p>\n<p>Kaq kisha. Takohemi pas 100 diteve.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-192614\" src=\"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-300x251.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-300x251.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-768x644.jpg 768w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-696x583.jpg 696w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993-501x420.jpg 501w, https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2021-07-08T172907.993.jpg 940w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga YLLI DYLGJERI N\u00eb fillim, kur erdhi Rama n\u00eb qeverisje, na k\u00ebrkoi 300 dit\u00eb per Rendin&#8230; I morri. I punoi. D\u00ebshtoi. U qelb vendi n\u00eb kanabis. Kaluan me pas mijra dite te tjera. U ndruan Ministra e Drejtore serisht. U mbyt vendi ne krim. Dhe si te mos mjaftonin ditet na del sot e kerkon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":169722,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-192611","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192611\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/169722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}