{"id":20709,"date":"2016-05-02T09:11:23","date_gmt":"2016-05-02T07:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=20709"},"modified":"2016-05-02T09:59:48","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T07:59:48","slug":"humor-anglez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/humor-anglez\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor anglez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>Nga Artan Fuga<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ja fasada q\u00eb na nxjerr t\u00eb gjitha \u201crrobat e palara\u201d t\u00eb qytetit ton\u00eb dhe t\u00eb qytet\u00ebrimit ton\u00eb aktual :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-170993\" src=\"http:\/\/zjarr.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pallati-fuga.jpg\" alt=\"pallati fuga\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1536\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Televizore me antena sa\u00e7i. Jemi pa orientim kulturor dhe duam t\u00eb kapim e vozisim nga t\u00eb na coj\u00eb telekomanda. Blejm\u00eb dhjetra kanale tv duke humbur identitetin kulturor qe dhe Ilir\u00ebt e kishin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Fasadat e pallateve p\u00ebr ibret, me suvara t\u00eb hedhura n\u00eb tok\u00eb, sepse nuk kan\u00eb lek\u00eb mileti sigurisht, cdo nd\u00ebrtes\u00eb degradon, shum\u00eb shpejt brenda disa dekadash do t\u00eb kemi probleme me vjet\u00ebrimin e nd\u00ebrtesave.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Rrobat e lara n\u00eb dritare a ballkone, kush pyet p\u00ebr pamjen e komshiut p\u00ebrball\u00eb. Apartamentet tona pa dhoma thar\u00ebse. U \u00e7far\u00eb dashke ti!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pamja e syrit degraduese dhe deprimuese. Rr\u00ebnim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Posht\u00eb veturat, ndotje, pa parkingje, qarkullimi i super-r\u00ebnduar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Kondicioner\u00ebt tregojn\u00eb se jemi dhi e zgjebosur, por ama me bishtin p\u00ebrpjet\u00eb, ngrohemi me energji t\u00eb kushtueshme. Si ta paguajm\u00eb energjin\u00eb? I fusim nj\u00eb t\u00eb lidhme drejt e n\u00eb shtyll\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Fijet e transmetimit te sinjaleve telefonike dhe Internetit, lesh e li mbi krye o burr\u00eb se nuk u b\u00eb qameti.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ja ky \u00ebsht\u00eb qyteti yn\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Futi emrin qytet \u2013 inteligjent dhe ja, gjith\u00e7ka u zgjidh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Si kjo pamje t\u00eb gjesh n\u00eb nj\u00eb kryeqytet europian?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">E pamundur.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dhe themi se p\u00ebrse tallen me ne politikan\u00ebt anglez\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Po ne jemi qesharak\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Humor anglez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Artan Fuga Ja fasada q\u00eb na nxjerr t\u00eb gjitha \u201crrobat e palara\u201d t\u00eb qytetit ton\u00eb dhe t\u00eb qytet\u00ebrimit ton\u00eb aktual : Televizore me antena sa\u00e7i. Jemi pa orientim kulturor dhe duam t\u00eb kapim e vozisim nga t\u00eb na coj\u00eb telekomanda. Blejm\u00eb dhjetra kanale tv duke humbur identitetin kulturor qe dhe Ilir\u00ebt e kishin. Fasadat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2044,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[231],"tags":[34],"class_list":{"0":"post-20709","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-lajme","7":"tag-34"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2044"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}