{"id":212076,"date":"2021-10-20T18:20:03","date_gmt":"2021-10-20T16:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=212076"},"modified":"2021-10-20T18:20:03","modified_gmt":"2021-10-20T16:20:03","slug":"rama-njoftoi-sot-per-satelitet-astrit-patozi-ironizon-shtoju-nje-dy-funksione-si-do-i-veje-halli-foltores-dhe-a-do-ktheni-prape-kooperativat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/rama-njoftoi-sot-per-satelitet-astrit-patozi-ironizon-shtoju-nje-dy-funksione-si-do-i-veje-halli-foltores-dhe-a-do-ktheni-prape-kooperativat\/","title":{"rendered":"Rama njoftoi sot p\u00ebr satelit\u00ebt, Astrit Patozi ironizon: Shtoju nj\u00eb dy funksione; si do i vej\u00eb halli foltores dhe a do ktheni prap\u00eb kooperativat\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Politikani Astrit Patozi, shkruan pas videos q\u00eb publikoi sot kryeministri Edi Rama p\u00ebr hedhjen n\u00eb orbit\u00eb t\u00eb dy satelit\u00ebve, \u201cAlbania 1\u201d dhe \u201cAlbania 2\u201d. Ai ironizon duke k\u00ebrkuar nga kryeministri q\u00eb t\u2019i shtoj\u00eb dhe \u201cnja dy funksione\u201d satelit\u00ebve.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cE para, t\u00eb dim\u00eb si do vej\u00eb halli i foltores, se shum\u00eb e paqart\u00eb ka mbetur gjendja dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb popull i t\u00ebr\u00eb, q\u00eb nuk po di se nga do anoj\u00eb kandari. Po vuajn\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb shkret\u00ebt, ngaq\u00eb nuk po e ndajn\u00eb dot, n\u00ebse ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi kosherja apo blet\u00ebt me k\u00ebt\u00eb koh\u00eb, q\u00eb ka ardhur.<\/p>\n<p>E dyta, do na i ktheni prap\u00eb kooperativat apo jo, sepse komunat m\u00eb duket se keni r\u00ebn\u00eb dakord me Bash\u00ebn q\u00eb ta na i sillni prap\u00eb, si reform\u00eb territoriale. Q\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb edhe ai dit\u00ebzi di\u00e7ka nga kjo \u201cluft\u00eb\u201d e madhe si nip Hoti, q\u00eb thot\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb\u201d, shkruan nd\u00ebr t\u00eb tjera Patozi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shkruan Astrit Patozi:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>DERI N\u00cb MARS NA B\u00cbJ \u00c7FAR\u00cb T\u00cb DUASH, O KOMANDANT!<\/p>\n<p>Tani q\u00eb mor\u00ebm vesh p\u00ebr l\u00ebshimin e satelitit Albania 1, o komandant, na b\u00ebj \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb duash deri n\u00eb mars, se nuk t\u00eb themi gj\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Jemi gati t\u00eb rrim\u00eb, jo vet\u00ebm pa drita, por edhe pa buk\u00eb po qe nevoja, vet\u00ebm bar nuk ham\u00eb dot, se nuk lejohet. Le q\u00eb na ndihmoi Luli dhe e kap\u00ebrcyem at\u00eb rrezik, kur e preu n\u00eb bes\u00eb doktorin n\u00eb sekond\u00ebn e fundit t\u00eb skadenc\u00ebs s\u00eb ultimatumit amerikan.<\/p>\n<p>Por, po e ngre q\u00eb po e ngre satelitin n\u00eb hap\u00ebsir\u00eb, shih mos i shtosh edhe nja dy funksione, se mbase na ndihmon q\u00eb t\u00eb parashikojm\u00eb disi ato enigmat e m\u00ebdha, q\u00eb kemi si komb shqiptar.<\/p>\n<p>E para, t\u00eb dim\u00eb si do vej\u00eb halli i foltores, se shum\u00eb e paqart\u00eb ka mbetur gjendja dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb popull i t\u00ebr\u00eb, q\u00eb nuk po di se nga do anoj\u00eb kandari. Po vuajn\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb shkret\u00ebt, ngaq\u00eb nuk po e ndajn\u00eb dot, n\u00ebse ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi kosherja apo blet\u00ebt me k\u00ebt\u00eb koh\u00eb, q\u00eb ka ardhur.<\/p>\n<p>E dyta, do na i ktheni prap\u00eb kooperativat apo jo, sepse komunat m\u00eb duket se keni r\u00ebn\u00eb dakord me Bash\u00ebn q\u00eb ta na i sillni prap\u00eb, si reform\u00eb territoriale. Q\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb edhe ai dit\u00ebzi di\u00e7ka nga kjo \u201cluft\u00eb\u201d e madhe si nip Hoti, q\u00eb thot\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Dhe e fundit fare, ta dim\u00eb t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn nj\u00eb vit p\u00ebrpara se kur do jet\u00eb ajo premiera tjet\u00ebr e flimit t\u00eb Xhejms Bondit n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb marrim masat, se ket\u00eb radh\u00eb u kap\u00ebm si pa p\u00ebrgatitur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Politikani Astrit Patozi, shkruan pas videos q\u00eb publikoi sot kryeministri Edi Rama p\u00ebr hedhjen n\u00eb orbit\u00eb t\u00eb dy satelit\u00ebve, \u201cAlbania 1\u201d dhe \u201cAlbania 2\u201d. Ai ironizon duke k\u00ebrkuar nga kryeministri q\u00eb t\u2019i shtoj\u00eb dhe \u201cnja dy funksione\u201d satelit\u00ebve. \u201cE para, t\u00eb dim\u00eb si do vej\u00eb halli i foltores, se shum\u00eb e paqart\u00eb ka mbetur gjendja [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":212079,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3366,5380,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-212076","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212076\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/212079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}