{"id":217965,"date":"2021-11-13T15:49:50","date_gmt":"2021-11-13T14:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=217965"},"modified":"2021-11-13T15:49:50","modified_gmt":"2021-11-13T14:49:50","slug":"nga-edison-ypi-nuk-armatosen-dhitsat-doktor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/nga-edison-ypi-nuk-armatosen-dhitsat-doktor\/","title":{"rendered":"Nga Edison YPI\/ Nuk armatosen dhitsat Doktor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga EDISON YPI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ti Doktor i kujton shqiptar\u00ebt si vetja; burrnor\u00eb, t\u00eb bes\u00ebs, trima t\u00eb \u00e7artun, patriot\u00eb t\u00eb paepur, idealista t\u00eb pamposhtur, njer\u00ebz q\u00eb p\u00ebr Familje e Tradit\u00eb, Bes\u00eb e Fe\u2019, Nder e Atdhe, jan\u00eb gati t\u00eb flijohen n\u00eb \u00e7do \u00e7ast. E ke gabim Doktor. Tabloja idilike q\u00eb ke n\u00eb mendje dhe t\u00eb shtyn tu sugjerosh t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00ebn, n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb rast t\u00eb armatosen, \u00ebsht\u00eb iluzion nga dashuria e pakufishme q\u00eb ke p\u00ebr ta. Po Doktor, shqiptar\u00ebt armatosen dhe vrasin. Por nuk armatosen p\u00ebr q\u00ebllime t\u00eb larta, dhe nuk vrasin ata q\u00eb duhen vrar\u00eb. Qefi m\u00eb i madh i shqiptar\u00ebve t\u00eb sot\u00ebm shndrruar n\u00eb frikacak\u00eb, spurdhjak\u00eb, lepuj, dhitsa, orgazma e tyre ekzistenciale, \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb armatosen pa e ditur as vet\u00eb pse, dhe t\u00eb vrasin njeriun e af\u00ebrt, njeriun e parreziksh\u00ebm, njeriun e dashur, n\u00ebn\u00ebn, babain, motr\u00ebn, v\u00ebllain, kushuririn, kushurir\u00ebn, duke u zhytur gjithmon\u00eb e m\u00eb thell\u00eb n\u00eb kanibaliz\u00ebm nepotik.<\/p>\n<p>Fola me disa dhitsa kanibal\u00eb nepotik\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebve u b\u00ebre thirrje p\u00ebr armatosje.<br \/>\nMe ata mut\u00ebrit q\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb gam-gam nga jasht\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb, ata plehrat q\u00eb mbahen p\u00ebr filozofa, ata lepujt q\u00eb i trim\u00ebron distanca, nuk u mora se prej justifikimeve t\u00eb tyre t\u00eb p\u00ebshtira n\u00eb gjuh\u00eb dhe stil kurvist komunist m\u00eb duhet t\u00eb vjell zorr\u00ebt. Nj\u00eb dhits q\u00eb s\u2019e di nga bie Gjuha Shqipe dhe s\u2019rresht s\u00eb zhgarravituri l\u00ebtyra publicistike q\u00eb nuk b\u00ebjn\u00eb as p\u00ebr letra higjenike se ta ndotin byth\u00ebn, m\u00eb tha \u201cArma ime \u00ebsht\u00eb pena\u201d. M\u00eb mbeti fryma dhe sa s\u2019m\u00eb ndali zemra. E lash\u00eb dhitsin budalla n\u00eb delirin e vet pervers, dhe ika. \u201cUn\u00eb, m\u00eb tha nj\u00eb dhits tjet\u00ebr, jam gati t\u00eb armatosem, por Doktori kushtrimin p\u00ebr armatosje nuk e dha n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00ebn e duhur\u201d. E luta me p\u00ebrgj\u00ebrim t\u00eb m\u00eb thoshte cila ishte \u201cm\u00ebnyra e duhur\u201d. D\u00ebrd\u00eblliti di\u00e7ka pa lidhje, pa kuptim. Nj\u00eb dhits i tret\u00eb u justifikua duke v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb dukje \u201cvendin e pap\u00ebrshtatsh\u00ebm ku Doktori b\u00ebri deklarat\u00ebn\u201d q\u00eb sipas tij nuk mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb Parlamenti. Dhash\u00eb e mora p\u00ebr ta bindur se nuk ka vend m\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrshtatsh\u00ebm se Parlamenti p\u00ebr kushtrime. Meazallah. \u201cNuk ka ardhur koha p\u00ebr armatosje. Ende nuk jan\u00eb pjekur kushtet\u201d, m\u00eb tha pa pik turpi nj\u00eb dhits gramshak. Nga ky dhits q\u00eb p\u00ebr armatosjen foli si p\u00ebr revolucionin proletar, u largova n\u00eb \u00e7ast pa i k\u00ebrkuar asnj\u00eb spjegim.<\/p>\n<p>Fill pas tij, nj\u00eb dhits i vr\u00ebr\u00ebt budalla i p\u00ebrsosur por q\u00eb mbahet p\u00ebr inteligjent, m\u00eb tha se \u201cE mira do ishte Doktori at\u00eb kushtrim ta kishte dh\u00ebn\u00eb para disa vitesh kur ishte m\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb dhe m\u00eb efikase, jo sot q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e kollajt\u00eb dhe m\u00eb pak efikase\u201d. I thash\u00eb dhitsit kronologjik; Meq\u00ebnse m\u00eb mir\u00eb von\u00eb se kurr\u00eb dhe m\u00eb kollaj sot se dje, pse s\u2019armatosesh ti i pari ?! S\u2019foli. M\u00eb la pa m\u00ebnt nj\u00eb dhits fierak q\u00eb m\u00eb tha \u201cI armatosur jam, arm\u00eb kam, por s\u2019kam fishek\u00eb\u201d. Ti o dhits q\u00eb e do edhe t\u00eb rrujt, ti q\u00eb nga Doktori pret jo vet\u00ebm kushtrimin por edhe fishek\u00ebt, je nj\u00eb edepsiz, nj\u00eb dallkauk dhe nj\u00eb parazit q\u00eb s\u2019e ke shokun.<br \/>\nPo dhitsi fierak s\u2019kishte q\u00ebn\u00eb gj\u00eb para nj\u00eb dhitsi lezhjan q\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebri aq p\u00ebr t\u00eb qeshur sa desh m\u00eb ra t\u00eb fik\u00ebt kur tha \u201cKam arm\u00eb, por nuk e mbush nga frika se nuk do ta zbraz un\u00eb por do ma zbrazi Dreqi\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Po \u00e7\u2019pret o Doktor nga njer\u00ebz q\u00eb e kan\u00eb l\u00ebshuar veten aq tep\u00ebr sa kurvizmi i ka shndruar n\u00eb dhitsa q\u00eb sot e k\u00ebsaj dite \u201cKomisariatit t\u00eb Policis\u00eb\u201d i thon\u00eb \u201cRajon\u201d, gjith\u00eb koh\u00ebn p\u00ebrgojojn\u00eb nj\u00ebritjetrin, djegin veten me benzin\u00eb p\u00ebr llogari t\u00eb persekutor\u00ebve, pun\u00eb dhe sht\u00ebpi presin nga shteti, nuk l\u00ebvizin nga kafeneja me or\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebra, kur munden n\u00eb futboll thon\u00eb \u201cu rraf\u00ebm\u201d, u nd\u00ebrton autostrada dhe tunele, u mund\u00ebson udh\u00ebtimin pa viza, i fut n\u00eb NATO, dhe vot\u00ebn e shesin. Fola dhe me t\u00eb tjer\u00eb dhitsa nga ata q\u00eb kur u sugjeron ndonj\u00eb zgjidhje konkrete fluturojn\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr teorira q\u00eb sua kan\u00eb haberin, kur nis t\u2019i bind\u00ebsh p\u00ebr ndonj\u00eb princip teorik, nguten t\u00eb tregojn\u00eb zell t\u00eb rrejsh\u00ebm p\u00ebr veprime konkrete t\u00eb pamundura.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk mund t\u00eb ndodhi ndryshe me ata q\u00eb jan\u00eb m\u00ebsuar t\u00eb vriten, nd\u00ebrsa t\u00eb vrasin nuk e p\u00ebrfytyrojn\u00eb dot. Nuk armatosen dhitsat, Doktor. Pamund\u00ebsia legjendare p\u00ebr ta \u00e7armatosur shqiptarin i ka l\u00ebn\u00eb vendin pamund\u00ebsis\u00eb faktike p\u00ebr ta armatosur. Me p\u00ebrjashtim t\u00eb ndonj\u00eb rasti t\u00eb rrall\u00eb si patllakja e Gent Strazimirit q\u00eb mesa duket do mbetet e para dhe e fundit, e vetmja armatosje e shqiptarit \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrgatitja shtazarake p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb mish e pilaf, dhe t\u00eb vetmet arm\u00eb t\u00eb tij jan\u00eb luga dhe piruni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga EDISON YPI Ti Doktor i kujton shqiptar\u00ebt si vetja; burrnor\u00eb, t\u00eb bes\u00ebs, trima t\u00eb \u00e7artun, patriot\u00eb t\u00eb paepur, idealista t\u00eb pamposhtur, njer\u00ebz q\u00eb p\u00ebr Familje e Tradit\u00eb, Bes\u00eb e Fe\u2019, Nder e Atdhe, jan\u00eb gati t\u00eb flijohen n\u00eb \u00e7do \u00e7ast. E ke gabim Doktor. Tabloja idilike q\u00eb ke n\u00eb mendje dhe t\u00eb shtyn tu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":217966,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365,5380,231,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-217965","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-analize","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217965\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/217966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}