EDMOND TUPJA<\/p>\n
N\u00eb shkrimin tim t\u00eb fundit t\u00eb muajit tetor kam p\u00ebrmendur psikologun francez Joseph Messinger, i cili, p\u00ebr nj\u00ebzet e pes\u00eb vite rresht, ka studiuar gjuh\u00ebn e trupit tek njeriu p\u00ebr t\u2019i p\u00ebrmbledhur rezultet e arritura n\u00eb nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr fort interesant me titullin \u201cCes gestes qui vous trahissent\u201d (K\u00ebto gjeste q\u00eb ju tradhtojn\u00eb). E kam p\u00ebmendur sepse, me ndihm\u00ebn e k\u00ebsaj kryevepre, jam p\u00ebrpjekur t\u00eb shpjegoja nj\u00eb gjest tipik t\u00eb kryeministrit ton\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm n\u00eb pushtet, i cili, her\u00eb pas here, sidomos n\u00eb seancat plenare t\u00eb Kuvendit ton\u00eb t\u00eb stuhish\u00ebm, ngre dy a tri her\u00eb dor\u00ebn, teksa flet, p\u00ebr t\u00eb kruar kok\u00ebn, gjest ky q\u00eb shpreh ngurrim, m\u00ebdyshje dhe pavendosm\u00ebri, t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn sipas psikologut n\u00eb fjal\u00eb.<\/p>\n
T\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin gjest ai e p\u00ebrs\u00ebriti edhe n\u00eb krye t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj jave po n\u00eb seanc\u00ebn plenare t\u00eb kuvendit ton\u00eb po aq, n\u00eb mos m\u00eb shum\u00eb, t\u00eb stuhish\u00ebm, gjat\u00eb s\u00eb cil\u00ebs baballar\u00ebt e mamallaret e kombit diskutuan rreth buxhetit t\u00eb shtetit p\u00ebr vitin 2022. Vet\u00ebm se k\u00ebsaj radhe dora e tij nuk u k\u00ebnaq vet\u00ebm me nj\u00eb apo dy kruarje koke, ajo i zbriti dy a tri her\u00eb deri tek mjekra, \u00e7ka madje m\u00eb krijoi vag\u00ebllimthi p\u00ebrshtypjen se ajo k\u00ebrkonte di\u00e7ka midis qimeve.<\/p>\n
I pazoti p\u00ebr ta zb\u00ebrthyer k\u00ebt\u00eb gjest, mendja m\u00eb shkoi, nj\u00ebsoj si n\u00eb shkrimin tim t\u00eb jav\u00ebs s\u00eb kaluar, te \u201cFjalori frazeologjik i gjuh\u00ebs shqipe\u201d (Tiran\u00eb, 2010) t\u00eb Jani Thomait. Oh, leht\u00ebsimi q\u00eb ndjeva kur vura re se sa shum\u00eb shprehje frazeologjike figuronin n\u00eb t\u00eb lidhur me qimet e shqiptareve e t\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebve, pra edhe lidhur me qimet e Edi Ram\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
K\u00ebshtu, teksa p\u00ebrleshej (oh, rr\u00ebnja \u201clesh\u201d e k\u00ebsaj foljeje t\u00eb kujton pik\u00ebrisht qimet!) gojarisht me Lulzim Bash\u00ebn, kryeministri yn\u00eb i p\u00ebrhersh\u00ebm q\u00eb g\u00ebrmonte midis qimeve mjekr\u00ebs s\u00eb tij, i \u00e7onte, t\u00eb t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn sipas fjalorit t\u00eb sapop\u00ebrmendur, k\u00ebt\u00eb mesazh kreut t\u00eb opozit\u00ebs: \u201cS\u2019m\u00eb dridhet qimja!\u201d, d.m.th. <\/p>\n
\u2018nuk trembem fare, nuk tutem nga askush e nga asgj\u00eb, s\u2019dua t\u2019ia di\u2019, shprehje kjo q\u00eb t\u00eb kujton togfjal\u00ebshin vulgar \u201cAs s\u2019e rruaj fare!\u201d (Sigurisht mjekr\u00ebn, aspak ndonj\u00eb pjes\u00eb tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb trupit).<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb mesazh tjet\u00ebr n\u00eb drejtim t\u00eb Lulzim Bash\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb togfjal\u00ebshi \u201cqime e gjall\u00eb\u201d n\u00eb kuptimin \u2018tin\u00ebzar i madh, ai q\u00eb t\u00eb d\u00ebmton pa u ndier fare\u2019, sepse i till\u00eb u tregua Edi Rama qysh n\u00eb koh\u00ebn e \u00c7adr\u00ebs s\u00eb demokrat\u00ebve me Lulzim Bash\u00ebn, kryetar i Partis\u00eb Demokratike, por sot i kund\u00ebrshtuar nga Sali Berisha, themeluesi e prij\u00ebsi historik i k\u00ebsaj partie.<\/p>\n
T\u00eb prekurit e qimeve vetjake publikisht, ndon\u00ebse n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb t\u00eb pavet\u00ebdijshme, nga Edi Rama faqe zot\u00ebrinjve deputet\u00eb e sidomos faqe zonjave deputete, d\u00ebshmon gjithsesi nga ana e tij nj\u00ebfar\u00eb prirje ekzibicioniste, p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn nuk do t\u00eb jap asnj\u00eb holl\u00ebsi, por lexuesi e sidomos lexuesja e k\u00ebtyre radh\u00ebve jan\u00eb t\u00eb lutur t\u00eb konsultojn\u00eb ndonj\u00eb fjalor mjek\u00ebsie lidhur me k\u00ebt\u00eb term ose, m\u00eb sakt\u00eb, ndonj\u00eb psikiat\u00ebr me p\u00ebrvoj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Nga ana tjet\u00ebr, ky veprim kryeministror m\u00eb kujtoi Nastradinin, t\u00eb cilin, tek udh\u00ebtonte nj\u00eb dit\u00eb maj\u00eb gomarit t\u00eb vet, e ndaloi nj\u00eb i panjohur p\u00ebr t\u2019i drejtuar pyetjen e m\u00ebposhtme: \u201cHoxh\u00eb efendi, ti q\u00eb di gjith\u00e7ka, a mund t\u00eb m\u00eb thuash sa qime ka tamam ky gomari yt?\u201d. Nastradini u mendua nj\u00eb hop, buz\u00ebqeshi dhe u p\u00ebrgjigj: \u201cDy milion\u00eb e treqind e kat\u00ebrmij\u00eb e shtat\u00ebqind e pes\u00ebdhjet\u00eb e n\u00ebnt\u00eb qime!\u201d. <\/p>\n
Tjetri shqeu syt\u00eb dhe ia ktheu: \u201cJo, nuk ma ha mendja t\u00eb ket\u00eb aq sa thua ti!\u201d. Aty p\u00ebr aty Nastradini ia priti: \u201cAt\u00ebher\u00eb num\u00ebroji vet\u00eb dhe ke p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Morali i k\u00ebsaj historie \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb zot\u00ebrinjt\u00eb deputet\u00eb, sado kureshtar\u00eb qofshin, dhe ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht zonjat deputete, sado biramele qofshin (sidomos ato t\u00eb shumic\u00ebs parlamentare) nuk duhet kurrsesi ta pyesin kreun e qeveris\u00eb (me \u201cq\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb, aspak me ndonj\u00eb germ\u00eb tjet\u00ebr n\u00eb vend t\u00eb saj) sa qime ka mjekra e tij, sepse, me shum\u00eb gjas\u00eb, ai, si frekuentues i dikursh\u00ebm i plazheve p\u00ebr nudist\u00eb, do t\u2019u thot\u00eb:<\/p>\n
\u201cEjani e m\u2019i num\u00ebroni jo vet\u00ebm ato t\u00eb mjekr\u00ebs, por edhe simotrat e tyre kudo qofshin n\u00eb trupin tim!\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
EDMOND TUPJA N\u00eb shkrimin tim t\u00eb fundit t\u00eb muajit tetor kam p\u00ebrmendur psikologun francez Joseph Messinger, i cili, p\u00ebr nj\u00ebzet e pes\u00eb vite rresht, ka studiuar gjuh\u00ebn e trupit tek njeriu p\u00ebr t\u2019i p\u00ebrmbledhur rezultet e arritura n\u00eb nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr fort interesant me titullin \u201cCes gestes qui vous trahissent\u201d (K\u00ebto gjeste q\u00eb ju tradhtojn\u00eb). E […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2031,"featured_media":219479,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[364],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-219478","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-koment-opinion"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2031"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219478\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/219479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}